[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let's get it started in here.
[00:00:07] Speaker B: Gossip, music, news, entertainment, and heated discussions. DJ Blaze radio show starts now.
Yo, welcome back to another episode of the DJ Blaze radio show podcast. It's your boy be easy, and I.
[00:00:47] Speaker A: Am the receipts at the bottom of a black woman's purse. You may not never know when you gon need me, but you gotta keep me around.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: You know what's crazy? What's funny is I know when you came up with that.
It's also funny that I can see your face and you probably can't see mine.
You know, we over here trying new things and such. Amy, how you doing on this?
[00:01:11] Speaker A: I'm good.
[00:01:11] Speaker B: What's today?
[00:01:12] Speaker A: I'm tired. It's the 21st.
[00:01:14] Speaker B: No, today.
[00:01:14] Speaker A: Oh, shit.
[00:01:15] Speaker B: Sunday, right?
[00:01:16] Speaker A: Sunday. Shout out to Sunday, because 420 was yesterday.
[00:01:19] Speaker B: What?
[00:01:20] Speaker A: 420?
[00:01:22] Speaker B: You did drink.
[00:01:23] Speaker A: I did not partake.
I know. I just feel like somebody gonna want.
[00:01:28] Speaker B: My piss in a few days, so lord help him.
Yeah, I've never done drugs, so I wouldn't.
[00:01:35] Speaker A: Oh, poe thing.
[00:01:38] Speaker B: I made a post about that. Shout out to big clip. Well, I didn't make a post. I commented on a post about it was something you never did. And I was like, drugs? And big Cliff, the snitch that he is, said selling drugs don't count, you rat bastard.
Shout out to big Cliff. Oh, I had no. I was like, bro, what are you doing? And there's some police in the group I'm in. When he said it too, I was like, bro, what are you doing? Shout out to all of the people that have come from that particular line of work.
Much needed in the community, especially yesterday.
[00:02:20] Speaker A: Yeah.
Where they at? Like, the big time ones that need somebody to wash their money. Like, I'll set up an LLC.
[00:02:28] Speaker B: They getting out.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: I'll sell up it. I will set up an LLC for you.
[00:02:32] Speaker B: And I. I know one that got out, uh, last week, two weeks ago. Shout out to him. I didn't want to say his name, but he did. He did some years. Did some years.
[00:02:41] Speaker A: Oh, so he probably got some money hit in somewhere.
[00:02:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. The way he. He was, he went. He went to jail, slim. And he came out buff, so he probably had a lot of commissary.
[00:02:51] Speaker A: Okay, just, um, let me know who that is offline.
[00:02:54] Speaker B: I will shout out to him. Shout out to him. Shout out to everybody that, like we used to say back in day, he did some time up the road.
What's another one went on vacation? That's one trying to think. Anyway.
So you say you were tired?
[00:03:14] Speaker A: Yeah, we.
My chapter that I'm not active in.
[00:03:19] Speaker B: You in a book.
[00:03:21] Speaker A: My sororities chapter.
[00:03:23] Speaker B: I'm a. What you call it?
What's it FNG? No, something I GDI. Yes, I'm a GDI.
[00:03:32] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:03:33] Speaker B: That's what I am.
[00:03:35] Speaker A: We welcomed five new sarahs yesterday. One from Lamar, one from the crib.
So shout out to Xavier. I don't know if she listened, but shout out to her, one more South Carolina, one more Lamar poodle on the books.
[00:03:52] Speaker B: How many y'all got?
[00:03:53] Speaker A: We up to five now.
[00:03:54] Speaker B: Just that.
Just five.
[00:03:58] Speaker A: I mean, Lamar's small now, but I'm saying. I mean, you gotta factor in who actually goes to college.
[00:04:05] Speaker B: Yeah, but y'all got like a whole bunch of NFL niggas that from there.
[00:04:10] Speaker A: And them niggas don't pledge.
[00:04:13] Speaker B: You sure ain't none of them? No, but I mean, y'all got a lot of y'all. You say that like y'all ain't got college people. That from y'all time.
[00:04:21] Speaker A: Okay, but then they gotta go pledge.
There's a lot of deltas.
[00:04:27] Speaker B: What's y'all song? Twerk that monkey.
[00:04:30] Speaker A: Shake that monkey.
[00:04:32] Speaker B: Oh, shake that monkey. It's too late for me to play.
[00:04:35] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. The moments pass.
[00:04:37] Speaker B: I started to play. I was gonna play the other one, but I didn't want you to say fuss and say they turn that shit off.
[00:04:42] Speaker A: No. Yeah. Cause you would have got cussed out.
[00:04:44] Speaker B: Some people like it, don't. It don't. None of y'all like it.
[00:04:46] Speaker A: The old people like it.
[00:04:48] Speaker B: Ah, the people with couth.
So you did. So you did some outside stuff.
[00:04:55] Speaker A: I did not shake my monkey, though.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but you did some outside stuff.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: I did the wobble. That's how I know.
That's how I know I'm officially old.
[00:05:06] Speaker B: Cause you did. You never did the wobble before.
[00:05:08] Speaker A: I have at, like, weddings and shit. But get in there.
[00:05:14] Speaker B: Shut your ass up. Nigga want your back. Get up.
Shut up.
I hate that fucking song. I don't hate it.
[00:05:25] Speaker A: But, you know, I wasn't quite outside. I was on the porch.
[00:05:27] Speaker B: What was on the menu?
Pores. Divorce?
[00:05:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Just little finger foods. Like, I had, like, two wings. Cause I wanted to drink cucumber sandwiches.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: With a crust cut off.
[00:05:40] Speaker A: That was some type of sandwich.
[00:05:41] Speaker B: Then you didn't eat it.
[00:05:41] Speaker A: But I had two wings. It was go time after that.
[00:05:44] Speaker B: Well, you mean drink time?
[00:05:45] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:05:47] Speaker B: Did y'all have, like, a special drink?
[00:05:49] Speaker A: Not a special drink, but not our special drink. But the venue had a drink called the honeymoon.
[00:05:56] Speaker B: What was it in it?
[00:05:57] Speaker A: I don't know, but we were throwing.
[00:05:59] Speaker B: Them shits back, so it was like an open bar.
[00:06:02] Speaker A: No, drink was $8, but, um. $8, but, yeah, it was good to get out the house.
[00:06:12] Speaker B: I bet. So it was a nice day yesterday. Did you beat the storm?
[00:06:16] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:06:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause it didn't start storming till about seven. Well, it didn't really storm here.
[00:06:21] Speaker A: It didn't really storm here.
[00:06:22] Speaker B: Shout out everybody up north. And, like, Rock Hill area.
[00:06:25] Speaker A: Did you see that shit?
[00:06:27] Speaker B: Yeah, it was ice everywhere.
[00:06:29] Speaker A: I thought it was like a movie. No, I thought it was fake at first.
[00:06:34] Speaker B: Really?
[00:06:35] Speaker A: But then I was like, wait, they live. So it's.
[00:06:37] Speaker B: Oh, you saw people going live? What time was that? Right about three or something.
[00:06:41] Speaker A: Mm mm. This was after I got home, so, like, eight when I saw it.
But the sun was still out when they did it. The sun was still up. It was still daylight.
[00:06:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:06:51] Speaker A: And he was like, I'm in Rock Hill on 77. And it was just like they were driving through slush on the highway.
[00:07:00] Speaker B: I saw somebody house. It was beat up.
Like the siding, deciding.
[00:07:06] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:07:06] Speaker B: It was all beat up and stuff. So shout out to y'all who was inconvenienced on the Saturday. Probably had a. It's a whole bunch of stuff that. Going up in that area on Saturday, so I know y'all were upset. Yeah, I don't think we ain't got none of that. A little rain later on.
[00:07:22] Speaker A: Cause I saw the wind started blowing. I was like, that's my cue.
[00:07:25] Speaker B: Oh, that's when you left.
[00:07:26] Speaker A: So I left and nothing ever happened.
[00:07:29] Speaker B: You could have got extra drunk.
[00:07:31] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:07:31] Speaker B: Yeah. Shout out to y'all. Did you bake a cake this weekend?
[00:07:34] Speaker A: I did not.
[00:07:35] Speaker B: Yeah, I know. I. Yeah, they listen. How many. When did y'all start y'all cake baking journey?
[00:07:42] Speaker A: This group popped up, like, the week of Christmas out of nowhere on Facebook.
[00:07:50] Speaker B: Like, when did you and your family. It's industry plant. When did you and your family start?
[00:07:54] Speaker A: Baked the week after the week after Christmas. Like right before the new year.
[00:07:58] Speaker B: Like, so we'll just say New Year's. Y'all started just roundabout. So I'm almost five months san's cake.
I ain't had a sliver of shit. Look, shout out to miss cake. What was her name?
[00:08:11] Speaker A: Chitara.
[00:08:12] Speaker B: Shatara.
[00:08:13] Speaker A: I ain't gonna be baking cakes like that no more.
[00:08:15] Speaker B: Why not?
[00:08:15] Speaker A: Cause I saw my back in these pictures from the event I was at yesterday.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: So is that really gonna change behavior or. That's just fodder for the show.
[00:08:28] Speaker A: No, we really got to stop. Like my boy wanna.
He said he want to spend his summer break getting fit.
[00:08:36] Speaker B: So send him my way. I got some fitting tips for him. Send him my way. First, buy him watermelon. Watermelon?
[00:08:42] Speaker A: He don't like watermelon.
[00:08:43] Speaker B: He don't like watermelon. What fruit he like?
[00:08:45] Speaker A: None.
[00:08:46] Speaker B: He don't like watermelon. He told him.
[00:08:46] Speaker A: That's part of the fucking problem, dog.
[00:08:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. Even pineapples?
[00:08:50] Speaker A: No. Ooh, he detests pineapples.
[00:08:53] Speaker B: Damn. He got it like a fruit for one. Maybe you could start. Okay, you got a blender? Not a blender. You got a juicer?
[00:09:01] Speaker A: Not a juicer. No.
[00:09:02] Speaker B: Okay.
You might have to start them with smoothies, but don't use milk for your smoothie.
[00:09:12] Speaker A: Oh, people put milk in their smoothie?
[00:09:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that's how they. Yeah, they use, like, some kind of milk or whatever. Don't use that. Use, like, a real fruit juice.
Cause it'll be sweet, but it'll.
[00:09:25] Speaker A: That boy can easily lose weight. He just gotta stop fucking eating.
But it's hard to do when I keep buying the fucking snacks. So that's. That's what we gonna start.
[00:09:33] Speaker B: So you doing the bending?
You doing the bending? Okay.
[00:09:38] Speaker A: I'm the culprit.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: Yeah, you gotta buy. Start buying. Here's the thing, though. Healthy snacks is expensive.
[00:09:45] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:09:46] Speaker B: This, they like little muffins with, like, they made, like, an oatmeal, and they have, like, this little sweetness in the middle.
They delicious.
You get four of them in the pack.
[00:10:02] Speaker A: How much?
[00:10:02] Speaker B: It is $6.
It's only four little muffins for $6. I can't afford it.
[00:10:08] Speaker A: And see, you don't know what I got for $6 yesterday. Well, Friday, what?
Donut sticks. There's a lemon blueberry donut stick, and it was six in the box. And then there was a chocolate donut sticks. Six in the box.
[00:10:24] Speaker B: You bought two for three, and they.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: Were two for three.
[00:10:27] Speaker B: So you bought four?
[00:10:28] Speaker A: I got two. I just got two. One of each.
[00:10:30] Speaker B: Well, look at that.
[00:10:31] Speaker A: But, I mean, come on now. You can't beat a deal like that.
[00:10:33] Speaker B: You can't.
[00:10:34] Speaker A: So.
[00:10:34] Speaker B: You can't.
[00:10:35] Speaker A: I couldn't leave that in the store.
[00:10:36] Speaker B: You can't. You gotta be rich to eat healthy. You gotta be rich to eat healthy or starve. One of the two. You eat oatmeal, regular ass oatmeal, and bananas that only hold you for an hour and a half for breakfast. That's what I used to do. I was eating oatmeal, bananas. I put some walnuts in there, some raisins. It's good. Delicious. It feels like you're full for an hour and a half. And after that, you want some meat? God damn it. You better be busy. Cause you gonna eat. But shout out to y'all. So no more cakes. I missed the window.
[00:11:08] Speaker A: Maybe later in the summer.
Well, we gotta get one big outback.
[00:11:14] Speaker B: That'll give me time, too. That'll give me time, too.
[00:11:16] Speaker A: What was your week like?
[00:11:20] Speaker B: I worked a couple days, went to the gym about every day. I did go to the gym.
[00:11:27] Speaker A: Oh, I know you do. My goddamn watch.
[00:11:29] Speaker B: I would be going off, break me.
[00:11:32] Speaker A: To sit his ass down.
[00:11:32] Speaker B: I do this for the culture. Let him know what a nigga look like when a nigga in a roster. Show you how to move in a room for the vultures. Yeah. Shout out to y'all, everybody that's logged into my watch. Yes. I'm going to the gym. Goddamn. I ain't going today, though. My arms feel like spaghetti noodles.
[00:11:50] Speaker A: That's when you know you working.
[00:11:51] Speaker B: I don't know. I might go to, you know, do a couple miles on the treadmill. I might go and do that. That was really shout out to Jen from.
What's the name? Pardon my chic.
She had did a 21 day challenge for, like, doing a cardio challenge. That's really what got me going to the gym. Cause I went to the gym for, like, 14 days straight, and I almost.
[00:12:13] Speaker A: Keep up with the challenge.
[00:12:14] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:12:14] Speaker A: To keep up with the challenge.
[00:12:16] Speaker B: What do you mean, cuz?
[00:12:17] Speaker A: It was a challenge. So that's what you said. The challenge got you started?
[00:12:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And, um, like, every day, like, you got a show, seeing the person prove that you went or whatever. So it was one day I didn't want to go, but by that point, I was like, damn, I'm kind of hooked on it. And then I just. And for, like, I went to the gym 28 days straight, and I was just hooked. And then, like, when I didn't go, I felt like I was missing out on something, so. And then it's right around the corner.
[00:12:46] Speaker A: So men hate cardio.
[00:12:49] Speaker B: No, we don't.
[00:12:50] Speaker A: Really?
[00:12:51] Speaker B: Not. No.
[00:12:52] Speaker A: Only.
[00:12:52] Speaker B: Only I don't hate cardio. If you like playing basketball, you like cardio.
[00:12:59] Speaker A: Yeah, I guess so.
[00:13:00] Speaker B: That's cardio, like, well, I guess.
[00:13:02] Speaker A: I mean, like, machine assisted cardio, like elliptical, treadmill.
[00:13:09] Speaker B: I guess some might, but these just them niggas. I don't know. I don't mind doing cardio. Cause cardio, if you do both of them, you gonna, like, elevate your speed. Time of losing.
[00:13:21] Speaker A: Cause some men, like, there's somebody. I'm not gonna call him out.
[00:13:28] Speaker B: He got little legs.
[00:13:30] Speaker A: No, he don't have little legs because there's a lot of meat on him.
[00:13:35] Speaker B: Is that ao? That's not an ao.
[00:13:37] Speaker A: He goes to the gym consistently, but all he does is lift weights. That's it.
[00:13:44] Speaker B: How did he lift?
[00:13:44] Speaker A: Like, he ain't. He's still big. Like you still chubby. I'm sure there's some muscle under them, under the chubbiness.
[00:13:50] Speaker B: But you know what it is?
[00:13:52] Speaker A: You gotta set up your routine.
[00:13:54] Speaker B: His diet.
His diet. I know somebody.
They lift. All they used to do is lift, lift, lift. I'm talking about. They was real. Like, you knew they were strong. But something. He switched up. He the homie. He switched up and he lost, like 60 pounds.
Yeah, I shoot him, I would not fight this nigga. This nigga is strong as hell.
He say he weighed 245.
But if this nigga get a hold. You ever seen an alligator take a nigga under the water and spin him around? That's what this nigga do to you? You better shoot this nigga. I'm telling you now. That's the homie too. He on my team. I'm saying there's some niggas out there, you just don't. Yeah, but I think he told me, like, what he did with his diet and stuff. That's a lot of. A lot of the stuff too. With people that, like, go to the gym all the time and you don't see no change.
[00:14:42] Speaker A: The plateau.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: The plateau and then the diet. That's it.
But hopefully it will. You know what? It's. Maybe y'all can learn some.
Learn how to make some healthy cookies and cakes and shit.
[00:15:02] Speaker A: Ugh.
[00:15:04] Speaker B: Sell them to me.
I'm trying. My damnness is goddamn. I'm trying to get some healthy shit. I want to eat sweets too.
[00:15:10] Speaker A: No, I'm gonna get him working out, and then he gonna join a sport next school year. Me, I'm going for the shots. Ozempic, wigovi.
Whatever.
[00:15:22] Speaker B: You ever noticed them commercials with, like, look, with the stuff, it'd be like, don't try Ozempic if you're allergic to Ozempic. How the fuck I supposed to know if I don't try it first? So I hope you don't have that.
[00:15:34] Speaker A: No, as far as I know, the only thing I'm allergic to is pollen. So let's go, doc.
[00:15:40] Speaker B: You allergic to break it on?
[00:15:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:15:42] Speaker B: Really?
[00:15:43] Speaker A: Allergies.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: But I'm just saying. But like, that's it?
[00:15:46] Speaker A: Yeah, that's it as far as I know.
[00:15:49] Speaker B: You know what's crazy? You remember when pollen was bad? Like three weeks ago, everybody talking. They were sneezing the shit. I was like, oh, shit, I'm out of like, I didn't sneeze. My eyes didn't get red. My asthma didn't flare up or nothing.
[00:16:00] Speaker A: You grew out of it.
[00:16:01] Speaker B: Maybe so in a year. But last week, well, this week I was sniffling, my eyes itching and shit. What was in the air this week?
[00:16:10] Speaker A: Um.
[00:16:12] Speaker B: You be watching that app.
[00:16:13] Speaker A: What's, um, what they said was the reason why, um, Dubai is flooded. That, that was in the air this week.
[00:16:20] Speaker B: I just.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: I forgot about that.
[00:16:22] Speaker B: I saw that shit.
[00:16:24] Speaker A: That's why Rakhil got all that.
[00:16:26] Speaker B: Oh, it just finally got over here.
El Nino.
[00:16:32] Speaker A: But no, what I was gonna say is you change your eating habits. So that's probably why the allergies are not messing with you as much too.
[00:16:39] Speaker B: I did.
[00:16:40] Speaker A: Did you?
Don't you eat kinda healthy?
[00:16:44] Speaker B: I mean I was eating watermelon and shit last year. I was eating water. I was cutting watermelon up like it was slithers of meat.
[00:16:50] Speaker A: Watermelon ain't a way to get my hand on one. I'm gonna go to the little farmer's market across the street from me.
[00:16:57] Speaker B: It's a farmer's market across the street right now.
[00:16:59] Speaker A: If you go out my back though, talk.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: Where the little old people apartments at?
Oh, you said out your back though?
[00:17:07] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:17:07] Speaker B: 0000 the homeless man back there?
[00:17:11] Speaker A: No, they gone.
[00:17:15] Speaker B: I need. Yeah. A good watermelon. It's somebody that's selling them in this local shit like Timmonsville I be seeing.
[00:17:21] Speaker A: Yeah. He got the yellow meats.
[00:17:23] Speaker B: Them shit's expensive. $11 for a water. That's a big ass watermelon.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: I'll pay $11 for a yellow meat.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: I bet you would.
[00:17:33] Speaker A: That's the only thing I want that's yellow, don't you?
[00:17:35] Speaker B: Can they better. I never had yellow ones.
[00:17:38] Speaker A: I never had one.
[00:17:39] Speaker B: Oh. But the yellow one is cheaper than the red one that he got this person. Anyway, shout out to us for this opening banter. What you been watching?
[00:17:55] Speaker A: So I finished the.
That show unlocked about the guys in jail.
[00:18:02] Speaker B: We had a minute conversation about this in our group chat and the person that aggravated me the most. You did not.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: That's who I liked the most.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: Really?
[00:18:11] Speaker A: Yeah. True story.
[00:18:12] Speaker B: I could not stand him.
[00:18:14] Speaker A: Randall Randy, I don't like niggas like him. I don't think that he was trying to take over or like, you know, show, hey, I'm the boss, or the pod boss.
[00:18:24] Speaker B: He literally called himself pod boss.
[00:18:26] Speaker A: No, they called him pod boss.
I think he just wanted peace. Like, somebody had to step up when all the cos left out of there. Somebody had to keep these niggas in line, and that's what he tried to do.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: But I want to say, early on, when that first, when they first lived, didn't he get into conversation with somebody? He sent somebody to somebody cell for them to get beat up?
[00:18:51] Speaker A: Nah, he fought somebody.
[00:18:53] Speaker B: He tried to fight somebody.
[00:18:55] Speaker A: Well, he lift that nigga up. I don't know if he. I don't know if the guy just wasn't fighting back. Cause he was like this an old man I don't wanna put my hands on.
[00:19:01] Speaker B: And this nigga was huge.
[00:19:05] Speaker A: How is he lifting this man up like this?
[00:19:07] Speaker B: He tried to pick that young boy up, and the boy just, like, walked into the cell on his own. Like, he was like, stop playing, man. Like, he could. If that boy wanted to, he could have ended that story. That could have been the end of that story. True.
[00:19:20] Speaker A: End of that.
[00:19:21] Speaker B: True story.
[00:19:22] Speaker A: But I enjoyed it, the series. I didn't think I would.
[00:19:28] Speaker B: But did you notice the disparity? What's the word I'm looking for? Disparities in the differences in the things that young niggas was in jail for and the old niggas.
[00:19:40] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:19:43] Speaker B: So, like, some of the old niggas was in, might be for, like, robbery or whatever. But then the young n was getting life in, like 20 years and shit like that. Like, one old nigga, he got out. I say old. Cause he was like, late thirties. He got out with his son, who is gay. I don't see how he don't see him.
[00:20:03] Speaker A: Oh, tiny.
[00:20:04] Speaker B: But the other niggas was like, that.
[00:20:08] Speaker A: Little boy got to the table and he was like, yes.
[00:20:12] Speaker B: So they got you running the ball. He was like, mm hmm.
[00:20:15] Speaker A: I was like, this nigga ain't never played football.
[00:20:18] Speaker B: He lying to his daddy.
[00:20:20] Speaker A: He sat at the table and did his hands like this. I was like, mm hmm.
[00:20:25] Speaker B: And the lady was just sitting there like, mm.
[00:20:27] Speaker A: This is lie going with the lie. She thinks she me going with the lie. How's your grades, t? How your grades? I'm doing good. I got A's and B's. I be sitting there like, mm hmm.
[00:20:39] Speaker B: That was. I forgot. Who's the first person to say something about watching that, whoever it was, I think they say they work in jail. They like a co. And they was like, I work in a jail, and I'm still enjoying this. So I started watching that. That was a good series. Good. I usually don't watch reality shows like that, especially, like, locked up and stuff like that, but this was good.
[00:21:03] Speaker A: It was good.
[00:21:03] Speaker B: And I like how the. They call him the sheriff. He kind of like, you know, I think he gave them a little bit too many chances, though.
[00:21:11] Speaker A: He did.
[00:21:12] Speaker B: He gave him, like, three chances.
[00:21:13] Speaker A: And I think because it was his program and he wanted to see it work.
[00:21:17] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:18] Speaker A: Because his reputation was on the line.
[00:21:20] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:21:21] Speaker A: And he is the sheriff because that was a county jail.
[00:21:26] Speaker B: Oh, so he wasn't the. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. I'm thinking warden. Yeah. But, yeah, he was okay. Elected official. And one of them hit a little shot at him, too, when they had a little meat. He was like, you know. Cause you this, that, and then you a politician.
[00:21:39] Speaker A: He's a politician.
[00:21:40] Speaker B: It caught him off guard. He started smiling. So that was a.
That was a pretty good series. Anything else you watched?
[00:21:49] Speaker A: The circle is back.
[00:21:50] Speaker B: Never watched it.
[00:21:51] Speaker A: It's good. It's a reality show about social media.
[00:21:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And your influence, and they can vote you out of the circle and stuff. This is, like the fourth season.
[00:22:02] Speaker A: This is six.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Six. Okay.
[00:22:05] Speaker A: This season is particularly interesting because of AI.
So, AI.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: Andre Iguodala.
[00:22:14] Speaker A: No. And not Allen Iverson.
[00:22:15] Speaker B: Okay. But did you know me and the boy a, I got more in common than this. Ballin and rhyming.
[00:22:20] Speaker A: Oh, what's that?
[00:22:21] Speaker B: More in common?
That's a super ugly joke. I'm sorry.
[00:22:27] Speaker A: Anyway, but, you know, since AI is so prominent now, it's now being included in the show. One of the people on the show is actually AI. AI. And on the camera, they got, like, a box that looked like an Xbox, and it's sitting in a room talking like, oh, in the box. And be like, hmm, I should do this. Cause it's gonna make this person think that I'm their friend. Like, it's funny.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: That's scary.
[00:22:55] Speaker A: It is, because it's very scary because they let the people know that one of them is AI, but nobody suspects the AI.
[00:23:03] Speaker B: Like, nobody is the AI. I'm gonna tell you how you can get a trip AI up.
Ask AI.
[00:23:12] Speaker A: Is this AI?
[00:23:13] Speaker B: Nope. Oh, ask them, where was usher at 07:00 that's how I get scammers, hackers, AI. I was tripping AI up with that. I don't understand the question. Bitch, you not getting my information.
Ask AI. Where was us at 07:00 cause they ain't really. See, the thing about technology early on is it wasn't meant for us. So, like, you ever tried to go to the bathroom and try to wash your hands with the automated shit and you can't get the water to come on?
It don't recognize your black ass, it ain't for us. The damn paper towel don't work. You got the damn key. Swipe your hand back and forth before that motherfucker. It won't come out. Cause they don't recognize us. Face recognition don't recognize us. It ain't for us yet. So ask us some cultural questions.
[00:24:02] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: Where did baby bro get shot?
And they won't know. He's like, shot him in the ass. Nah, I got shot in MacArthur park. You know what I'm saying? That kind of shit.
I ain't never watched that show. That's six season. I ain't. I don't think I can catch up.
[00:24:17] Speaker A: You don't have to. It's not a continuation.
[00:24:20] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It's all new, but, you know, like, it's kind of like being at the start of the real world when it was like the regular looking people.
Then you get later on, like, you know, when they get to. When they get to Vegas, everybody in shape and handsome and beautiful. Yeah. So what else you been watching?
[00:24:42] Speaker A: The upshaws.
[00:24:43] Speaker B: I did see that. I started to message, like, your show back.
[00:24:46] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, we seen that first day.
[00:24:48] Speaker B: Y'all watched all of it?
[00:24:48] Speaker A: Yeah, we sat down and made an event out of that.
[00:24:51] Speaker B: Damn, y'all ain't had no cake, though.
[00:24:53] Speaker A: Cussing it all.
[00:24:55] Speaker B: What did Caleb think?
[00:24:56] Speaker A: He love it.
[00:24:57] Speaker B: He liked the upshot.
[00:24:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they cussing.
[00:24:59] Speaker B: What season is it? Season five.
[00:25:01] Speaker A: It's part five. But the last two only had five episodes. Like this one and the one before it only had five episodes.
[00:25:08] Speaker B: This an old video that came out. But I think you should do this with Kayla. Be like Kayla, go in the bathroom, and you can say anything you want. Oh, you seen that little girl?
[00:25:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:20] Speaker B: What the fuck? Shit. Bitch, I hate kids cussing. But she just wanted. She got it out and she. Damn, I might have to insert that video in this video.
[00:25:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Caleb would definitely pass that with flying colors.
[00:25:36] Speaker B: He might.
[00:25:38] Speaker A: He gonna let it out, but I'm.
[00:25:40] Speaker B: Saying he might say some shit. That shock you?
[00:25:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:43] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: He's obsessed with cussing.
[00:25:46] Speaker B: Really? You have a compliment.
[00:25:47] Speaker A: But he won't do it. Well, there is a video. I do have a video of him telling Tavares to shut the fuck up.
[00:25:54] Speaker B: That was before he could say Tavarez.
[00:25:56] Speaker A: Good. This was from maybe three years ago?
[00:25:59] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I said. That was before he could say tavares. Good.
Okay, the upshaws, what else you got on your.
[00:26:07] Speaker A: Of course we watched BMF.
[00:26:11] Speaker B: That show just be on now for me. I don't. I still.
So this week they went back to Atlanta.
[00:26:19] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:26:20] Speaker B: Right.
What else happened?
Oh, that girl. Oh, no, he got. The Haitians got mad. We saw the start of making it rain.
[00:26:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:33] Speaker B: Which is them boys really did start making it rain.
Who else got mad? Haitian got mad. Then the other dude got mad. The dude that worked, that lived in the. Whatever the projects, is the tech wood. Tech wood. Yeah.
[00:26:48] Speaker A: Remy and Tech Wood.
[00:26:49] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:26:50] Speaker A: And the MK's.
[00:26:51] Speaker B: Who's the MK's?
[00:26:52] Speaker A: The MK's got hit. That's the Haitians.
[00:26:53] Speaker B: The Haitians sacrifice.
[00:26:55] Speaker A: They got hit.
Henry. And the cop almost cracked Remy. Almost cracked the cops, as the young folks say.
[00:27:06] Speaker B: Oh, that's a new thing. Okay, I'm gonna add that to the repertoire. About to crack. That I'm about to try to crack.
Um.
What? Uh, somebody said that, um, if they get a sex scene between Henry and old girl, they gonna stop watching.
[00:27:23] Speaker A: That was me.
[00:27:24] Speaker B: That was you? Okay.
[00:27:26] Speaker A: I mean, I'm not gonna stop watching. I gotta see it through. I mean, I saw the end of Empire, which, ironically, is in my memories today. The last episode of Empire aired on this day.
[00:27:36] Speaker B: Really shout out to Empire.
[00:27:39] Speaker A: But it's just. That's too much. Like, we don't need that.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: Um, did you see.
It was something. I was gonna ask about that.
Um.
But, yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Uh, I don't know how long Harry gonna be on.
[00:27:59] Speaker A: Well, yeah. Cause Terry took her plug this week. So.
[00:28:03] Speaker B: Yeah, probably about two more weeks. There gonna be a shootout and she gonna get killed. Cause we know Terry gon. We know all of the BMF people gonna make it. Pretty much.
[00:28:12] Speaker A: I do feel like she gonna kill her daddy before it's over.
Cause she.
[00:28:18] Speaker B: I mean, this week or he gonna kill her.
[00:28:20] Speaker A: Pretty much said, like, her and her daddy got beef and they go back to when, the day she was born.
[00:28:26] Speaker B: Oh, we'll see. I'm still gonna watch whenever I can.
Um, anything else you've been watching?
[00:28:36] Speaker A: No, that's about it.
[00:28:38] Speaker B: Okay.
So, you know on this show, we talked about Jared from Subway. We talked about it before, in the previous when he got arrested back in the day and things like that. I didn't know. Or maybe they didn't put it in the articles. Cause I always knew. He got caught with child porn, right. But he was actively trying to have. He was going over.
[00:28:58] Speaker A: It was fucking kids.
[00:28:59] Speaker B: Yeah. He was going overseas to, like, Thailand and having sex with little boys and all kind of shit. Yeah. Cause I couldn't figure. I was like, why he got so many? Cause he got like 20 something years, I wanna say.
So it was a lady. And it's crazy how, like, I guess when you do, like, certain type of shit, like bad shit, you feel like you gotta tell somebody. And with the shit. With the Internet, it's always like, some people in that community, no matter what the shit is. I like to wear my hat backwards, too, or some dumb shit like that. You know what I'm saying? We were hat backwards group or whatever. You know what I'm saying?
I guess he felt like he needed somebody to talk about. Cause social media was out, but it wasn't where it is now. And he kind of. He was at a.
I wanna say at a middle school with a reporter. And he said something in the later ear, like, these middle schoolers are hot or some shit. And what? Yeah. So instead of her just, like, being weirded out by it and not contacting him anymore, she became friends with him. Cause this was after he was famous with subway and all kind of shit. So she, like, got cool with him and started recording everything he was saying.
[00:30:12] Speaker A: Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay.
[00:30:14] Speaker B: She, like, turned it into the FBI.
[00:30:15] Speaker A: Okay. She the hero. Okay.
[00:30:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Then this nigga got bold and was, like, asking shit about her kids. Cause she had two kids and. Yeah, it was wild, like, the stuff he was doing. And it was another dude that he was cool with that was, like, ahead of his organization. This guy, he was in on. He was into all of that shit, too. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's weird to, like, find two motherfuckers living the same city that's, like, down with that shit. You know what I'm saying? And they hang and it was weird, but he had. This guy had step kids, and he was trying to get Jared with one of the girls friends. And it was some wild shit. Like, it's only three episodes, but I could not believe that that was going on with the subway nigga.
[00:31:03] Speaker A: And the thing about it, like, he got caught probably because he famous.
[00:31:08] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:31:09] Speaker A: Think about all the regular niggas doing this shit.
[00:31:12] Speaker B: He got caught because of his homeboy.
Something happened with the homeboy, I want to say. Cause the girl. The girl. The woman went to the FBI, but they was basically like, well, because how she. Cause she was recording him for a long time before. It's like all of this shit really won't hang up, won't be in court because.
[00:31:30] Speaker A: Inadmissible.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: Yeah, there you go. Because it gotta be two part of consent where they live at.
[00:31:36] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:31:36] Speaker B: And, you know, so they kind of coached or whatever. But I want to say he really got in trouble based on the other guy. That's really how he got caught up. But anyway. I'm sorry, you were saying?
[00:31:48] Speaker A: No, I was gonna say just, he's famous, so, like, we know about him. But think about all the regular people.
[00:31:53] Speaker B: That into that shit.
[00:31:55] Speaker A: It's doing this shit.
[00:31:57] Speaker B: It's a post that went viral this morning on social media. It's somewhere in South Blacksburg, South Carolina, some shit.
[00:32:03] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:32:03] Speaker B: Some lady was having sex. She, 44 years old, was having sex with a 14 year old. The 14 year old recorded it and was showing people in the neighborhood.
So a lady, like, on some bracket.
[00:32:17] Speaker A: Type shit, I guess. Oh, my God.
[00:32:19] Speaker B: So the lady went to her, was like, you was having sex with. I didn't want to say the kid name. Cause the kid name is in the post. And the lady was like, girl, what happened? He was over here playing the game with, I guess, her son. She said her son name, and he was like, he caught me coming out the shower and peeing me down. Whatever, whatever. And so she go on, and the person Christmas going, but they was like, but you was on top, like, and she was like, she, like, cuban bead that. It just was like, yeah, he peeing me down. Whatever, whatever. And it was just a whole big thing on social media, like, in that area. But I guess somebody from that area know them people, and they repost it in the screenshots and stuff. So it's wild, bro. Like, it's people out here that do.
[00:33:01] Speaker A: That while fucking disgusting.
[00:33:03] Speaker B: Yup. That's wild, bro.
[00:33:06] Speaker A: Like, there's so many grown ass people to have sex with.
[00:33:09] Speaker B: I don't like, even shit. Like, me and my age talking about college basketball players. I be like, they look grown, but if you really think about it, that's your daughter age or your. This person age.
[00:33:29] Speaker A: Like, and that was a lot of that. Like, the girl of weeks, like, talking.
[00:33:33] Speaker B: About juju Watkins, like, she a freshman at USC, the real USC, like, the highest scoring freshman ever. Whatever, whatever. Pretty girl. But I ain't gonna say no lusty stuff after that girl. Cause she ain't number like 18 years old, cuz. Like, come on, bro. Like, I just. I don't get it. I don't get it. But then it be the women too. It be women saying stuff too about like some of the young boys or whatever. Like, I don't get it. Like, I just think about like people like my homeboy, his daughter just went to prom. She 1718 years old. Or I got homeboys who kids just graduated last year, a year before last, whatever. Like you talking about somebody their age. Like I don't get it, man. That shit is wild. Like you say so many other people. Like, let's say from even 25. Nigga my age talking to somebody 25. I look at you kind of sideways, but.
Yeah, I do. Sorry.
I look at you sideways.
[00:34:31] Speaker A: I mean, I was 40.
[00:34:35] Speaker B: Okay, breaking news. I need some breaking news music.
I got something for that.
[00:34:41] Speaker A: 40. 25.
[00:34:47] Speaker B: Okay, go ahead, continue, continue.
[00:34:50] Speaker A: 40 25. That ain't. I mean, 25 is grown.
[00:34:53] Speaker B: You sound like I.
Now when we say teenager.
Now when we say teenager, how old are we talking about?
[00:35:03] Speaker A: He was 25, but that dick was about 40.
Don't miss the part.
[00:35:14] Speaker B: Wow. I hope we get comments on this, y'all. Email us djbladeshowmail.com. Ladies. I mean, I can't say nothing. Cause when I was 23, 24, I know she had to be like 44.
I was literally standing up inside of that boy.
She had an old ass name too. At least you don't got an old name. Your name, you know, spans decades. You don't know somebody say your name. Amy. You don't know how old Amy is. Amy could be five. You got some five year old amys. But Jackie, Jackie, old lady name. Jackie was an old lady named 20 years ago when I was smashing Jackie. How old you think? Jackie's 60 something now.
She had a fast goddamn shout out to Jackie.
[00:36:00] Speaker A: You need to see. What was she up to? Found her on Facebook.
[00:36:03] Speaker B: Yeah, I did. And it looked like the Facebook of a 60 year old.
[00:36:07] Speaker A: She was up in the camera close.
[00:36:17] Speaker B: Wearing comfortable shoes.
Not stylish at all. Shout out to Jackie.
See, I watch that Jared shit. If you like Sci-Fi type shit, it's a show called Fallout. It's based on a video game. I never played a video game, so I was leery about watching the show, but it's a good show.
[00:36:36] Speaker A: Oh, my seven year old would love it.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It ain't really scary, but it's Sci-Fi oh, okay.
[00:36:43] Speaker A: You know what I found out my kid was watching?
[00:36:45] Speaker B: What?
[00:36:46] Speaker A: The new X Men.
[00:36:48] Speaker B: It's a cartoon.
[00:36:50] Speaker A: Cause it's like, I see people our age and they're like, ooh, that last episode of X Men, I didn't see that coming. Or something like that. And, like, when he got home from school Friday, the first thing he did was like, oh, I gotta watch the new X Men. I'm like, what?
[00:37:04] Speaker B: Did you watch the old one?
[00:37:05] Speaker A: No, like, I was never into it.
[00:37:08] Speaker B: Really?
[00:37:08] Speaker A: Yeah, like, he's watching it and telling me was. He was like that. Now that's Charles Xavier right there.
[00:37:14] Speaker B: Did he watch, like, did he go and watch the ones before? Oh, okay. Okay. Damn, that's crazy. But, I mean, it's a cartoon. A new. The funny thing is, like, watching that and seeing people that's racist, really be into it. Cause if you don't. Well, you haven't. You ain't watched none of it or whatever. But, like, a lot of the stuff, like, basically parallel racism. So, like, it's a group called foh called friends and humans. Somebody. They started calling the fuck out of here.
[00:37:46] Speaker A: That's the first thing I thought of.
[00:37:48] Speaker B: But, like, so they basically, like, you know, the mutants gonna take over us. And that's the same shit white people used to say about black people. Like, they gonna take everything. They gonna take over us. It was a whole, like, racist. It's whole, like, racist type groups. So it was one dude, but one of the characters, like, she from Mississippi, like, she from the south. Her dad basically hated her. And, like, in the old one, he wore, like, a american flag hat or whatever, and it was like, basically, like, nah, that american flag had to be, like, a red hat. Like a magic hat or whatever. Just a whole bunch of shit like that. Like, kind of like, parallel racism. Like, it's funny to see, like, the racist people really love that show and not see that they really just talking about y'all niggas. But that's crazy. But it's funny that you said that. Cause that was on my list, though. X Men 97. That's a good show. If you around our age and watch the old one, you'll love this one. This shit good as hell. I ain't gonna lie. What else? Rebel Moon, part two. I watched that. That's a movie. Part one was on. It's on Netflix. It looks amazing. But the plot is horrible.
It looks. It's like the best looking show. I mean, movie.
[00:38:55] Speaker A: What about.
[00:38:58] Speaker B: I don't know.
I think they bought parts from, like, Star wars and Dune and all this other stuff, but.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: So is it supposed to be, like, parody or.
[00:39:12] Speaker B: No, it's supposed to be good.
[00:39:13] Speaker A: Oh, okay.
[00:39:14] Speaker B: It's supposed to be real.
They have their own little lore or whatever, but it just looked good.
Abbott elementary.
[00:39:23] Speaker A: Yes. I forgot about Abbott.
[00:39:25] Speaker B: How do you feel about Janine's decision?
[00:39:29] Speaker A: I don't like it. I think. No, I'm disappointed in it. Yeah. I mean, I love that she loves.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: The kids, but them kids don't grow up.
[00:39:39] Speaker A: Even t was like, why didn't she take the money?
[00:39:43] Speaker B: Take the money, take the job. Like, it ain't like she can't have some kind of effect on Abbott elementary still.
But it was good.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: I had to have the conversation about who Questlove is.
[00:39:56] Speaker B: Oh, they didn't know who Questlove was.
[00:39:58] Speaker A: Yeah. And so I had him. Cause this was before I knew he was actually gonna be on the episode. We paused it, and I was like, okay, google Questlove. The boy. Google Questlove. And he was like, this nigga look like daughter umar. I was like, get out.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: I mean, get out. They're from the same city.
They from the same city. Shout out. He's so astute.
Yeah. I wrote down here, disappointed in Janine. Shout out to the dude, the dude that worked at the district office. He was so gay.
[00:40:31] Speaker A: Oh, the one with the soft voice. Hey, Janine.
[00:40:34] Speaker B: Yeah. And then at the end, he's really.
[00:40:36] Speaker A: Gonna need you to.
[00:40:37] Speaker B: And then at the end, he didn't like her. I hated Janine. Yeah, that was funny.
[00:40:41] Speaker A: Oh, that guy. Oh, yeah. Who you talking? Ethan? I thought you was talking about the one that worked with her, with the little soft voice. I didn't like his voice. Oh, like, he always was talking, like, real soft.
[00:40:53] Speaker B: Not the guy that initially came that kind of gave the guy that really gave her the job.
[00:40:57] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the family. I thought you were talking about him. Oh, no, no, he didn't like his voice.
[00:41:00] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know what he is.
[00:41:02] Speaker A: But, yeah, the guy behind the one that was giving her her paperwork and stuff.
[00:41:06] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
Then it's a new show called Baby Reindeer. I saw a lot of people talk about it.
Latrice talked about it, too. She was like, do y'all watch this? I thought she was watching it. She asked about it. I started watching it. Cause I thought she was watching it. And it's on Netflix, and she ain't even started it yet. Good. But I'm on the second episode. It's good. They said in the beginning. They say it's based on a true story, but about a guy that worked at a bar and a lady came in that wasn't attractive to him. I'll say. And she had all these lies about her life and turned out to be a stalker. I don't know how it turns out in the end, though, but it's a good show.
[00:41:50] Speaker A: Okay. That's my kind of carrying on right there.
[00:41:52] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm probably gonna finish it by the end of the night. Cause it's only seven episodes, so.
But, yeah.
What else happened this week?
[00:42:02] Speaker A: Well, y'all ain't email us. That's what happened.
[00:42:06] Speaker B: Yeah, we ain't had no emails. Yeah, well, I guess we're getting into some of these articles. One of the articles I saw was, did you hear about Facebook?
They gonna have some new shit going on.
Yeah. So they got a new update about, I guess, the messenger app that the conversation is gonna be deleting themselves.
[00:42:38] Speaker A: Wait, that's not new, is it?
[00:42:40] Speaker B: I don't know.
[00:42:40] Speaker A: I'm a vanishing mode.
[00:42:42] Speaker B: Oh, no, this is from 2023. You right?
[00:42:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I haven't had but one person.
I haven't had but one person use that on me. And I don't understand why.
[00:42:55] Speaker B: Was it. Was it always in it that you could.
Notification of the screenshot.
[00:43:00] Speaker A: Yeah, in vanishing mode.
[00:43:01] Speaker B: Oh, in vanishing mode.
[00:43:02] Speaker A: Just in vanishing mode.
[00:43:03] Speaker B: Oh, damn. I thought it was something.
[00:43:05] Speaker A: I don't know why he chose me to use that on. Maybe he was using it on everybody.
[00:43:09] Speaker B: But was it yay? A little yay?
[00:43:15] Speaker A: No, no, no. It's a homie.
[00:43:16] Speaker B: Oh. Shout out to the homie. He probably used it for everybody then. He probably used it for everybody.
[00:43:24] Speaker A: No. Cause those people, they used Snapchat for that.
[00:43:29] Speaker B: True, indeed.
[00:43:30] Speaker A: And all I do is just take a picture of it with my other phone. I ain't been like, if I really.
[00:43:34] Speaker B: Need to do it, I ain't been on Snapchat in so long.
[00:43:37] Speaker A: I helped my boy with it the other day. This little girl tried to catch him, uh, get him caught up. I said, hold on, bring your phone here. And I took a picture of the conversation. They sent it to him.
[00:43:46] Speaker B: You doing the bending? I'm just using that for everything. You doing the bending? That might be the name of the episode.
[00:43:50] Speaker A: I know you screenshot that shit, how.
[00:43:53] Speaker B: She tried to get him caught up.
[00:43:54] Speaker A: She sent him some little message. And I don't know, I try to stay out his little drama bit. Don't he trust me enough to bring it to be so kind of happy about that?
[00:44:09] Speaker B: Let's see what else happened this week?
I guess a little update. We found out. That was last week. We talked about Lou Gossett Junior dying.
[00:44:17] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:44:18] Speaker B: We found out the cause.
Where was it?
[00:44:24] Speaker A: I found COPD.
[00:44:25] Speaker B: COPD?
[00:44:26] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:44:27] Speaker B: COPD. Yeah, that was it.
[00:44:29] Speaker A: That's sad.
[00:44:29] Speaker B: That is. That's a horrible way to go. That's about, like.
That was one of my main fears about COVID Cause they said it was respiratory. And if you ever caught an asthma attack, losing your breath. Oof. So. And COPD. That's what COPD like, right? Like, you can't hardly breathe. You gotta have an asthma.
[00:44:47] Speaker A: Is it weird that I kinda picture him?
Cause he's such a poignant actor, but when I read the article, I started picturing him, like, losing his breath and, like, acting out a scene. I'm weird. Don't worry about me. Go ahead. Come to the next.
[00:45:02] Speaker B: Oh, you doing the bending.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that is. I mean, I pictured him just falling asleep and just not waking up. Not like him suffering for however long.
[00:45:16] Speaker A: Damn, I guess I am weird.
[00:45:18] Speaker B: Email us djblayshoremail.com dot. Let us know what you think. Is she weird? Speaking of weird, Jonte Porter. A lot of people been talking about him this week. He's a basketball player. Not famous, but he gets a lifetime ban from the NBA.
[00:45:35] Speaker A: Oh, that nigga.
[00:45:36] Speaker B: Yeah, because he bet on some games.
Now, it wasn't that he was betting on just games. So do you know what a prop bet is?
[00:45:47] Speaker A: Kinda. I heard big Cliff and DJ high star talk about this before the guy even got banded. I heard them talk about this, like, weeks ago, that this kid was just, like, betting on himself.
[00:46:01] Speaker B: So, like, for y'all listening, if you don't. Don't know what a prop bet is.
One of it could be, like, during the Super bowl, you could bet, like, would it be heads or tails? That's a prop bet. It don't really got nothing to do with the game.
You can bet, like, little weird stuff, like, will this person take this step first? Like, will they step out with the right foot as opposed to the left foot? Like, just little stuff that don't got nothing to do with the game. So he had a bet.
It was a bet that was, like, what? He finished the game. Basically. It was one of the prop bets. And they suspect he told somebody that he was gonna not make the game, like, finish the game. And so that person bet $81,000 that he wasn't gonna finish the game, and they made a million dollars.
[00:46:49] Speaker A: Damn.
[00:46:50] Speaker B: And that kinda, like, threw some red flags.
And then eventually he got caught up or whatever for betting on the NBA.
Yeah. It said. The investigation found that in that game on March 20, Porter played only three minutes and sat off, claiming he felt sick because of the unusual betting activity, and Porter suddenly falling ill. The bet was voiced also. They didn't win the money. The payout was gonna be $1.1 million, he said. The league also stated that between January and March, when he was playing for the Raptors G League affiliate, Porter placed at least 13 bets on NBA games. Using an associate's online betting account, he placed wages between fifteen dollars to twenty two thousand dollars. Goddamn. However, all his bets lost. Goddamn. He got a problem.
[00:47:37] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
I immediately thought about how y'all say Michael Jordan had a gambling problem.
Y'all, I didn't watch it, so don't say that.
[00:47:51] Speaker B: I think he's just competitive. This nigga compete with anything tiddlywinks.
They say Jordan be on the back of the plane playing spades for big money. And then he'll go to the front of the plane and play for, like, the dollars or whatever. Like, but this nigga right here. I don't know. But when you will lose your job.
But his daddy played in the league, and his brother played in the league, so he'll be fine monetarily.
[00:48:22] Speaker A: We gonna see.
[00:48:23] Speaker B: Yeah.
So I thought that was interesting. A lifetime band. But I think we gonna see more of this in sports, because now, like, sports and betting is all over the place.
Let's see what else happened this week.
[00:48:38] Speaker A: It's crazy. What's legal?
[00:48:40] Speaker B: Mm hmm. I don't think it's.
So you think betting shouldn't be legal?
[00:48:46] Speaker A: I mean, I think it should be legal, but we should be able to smoke weed, too.
[00:48:51] Speaker B: Well, I mean, you can in certain places. I didn't know North Carolina was legal in North Carolina.
Yeah.
[00:48:58] Speaker A: Since when?
[00:48:59] Speaker B: I guess a while ago, I saw a post by, like, a North Carolina thing, and they were in Charlotte, and it was like, they had, like, the weed. It was like, we have this kind of weed, and it's, like, an official post. I was like, what the fuck?
It was like, they, like, we got nuggets. Like, they had the good, good weed, too. The kind of weed that I've never sold. Like, I never made it to that weed.
Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah, I think it might be legal. Medicinal.
I don't know. Yeah, I gotta find that post.
Let's see what else happened this week.
Did you? Well, we talked about the women's national championship.
[00:49:49] Speaker A: Mm hmm. Okay.
[00:49:51] Speaker B: Did you hear what Gayle King had to say?
How you feel about Gayle King?
[00:49:58] Speaker A: I thought she always straddled the fence, right?
[00:50:02] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[00:50:03] Speaker A: But she solidified herself on the other side of the fence with that statement. Cause who the fuck is we?
Why would you say that? Like, even if you felt that way, I wonder, as a journalist, why would you say that?
[00:50:17] Speaker B: I wonder what she has. She come out and clarified her statements?
[00:50:21] Speaker A: No, not to my knowledge.
[00:50:25] Speaker B: Me seeing her own, I've never really had a problem with her. Cause people, the people that she was standing up, like, let me see. How can I say this?
The people that people are mad at her about.
It wasn't like.
It was like, upstanding people.
[00:50:42] Speaker A: You mean people she has interviewed?
[00:50:45] Speaker B: Well, not just interview, but, like, she shouldn't have interviewed R. Kelly. Like what?
[00:50:51] Speaker A: Well, all that content we got from.
[00:50:52] Speaker B: That on teams, but they was like, she trying to throw black men under the bus, like, oh, them niggas. Yeah, that type of shit.
Who else is she interviewing people was mad at.
[00:51:05] Speaker A: To interview Meg?
Jonathan Majors, who was the one where.
[00:51:10] Speaker B: Snoop Dogg called her a funky dog? Kenny Colorway. Was that R. Kelly?
[00:51:15] Speaker A: I think that was R. Kelly.
[00:51:16] Speaker B: Oh, no. You know what it was he was interviewing? She was interviewing Lisa Leslie right after Kobe died. And she brought up his allegations in Colorado.
And I think that was the one that.
[00:51:30] Speaker A: I mean, the shit happened.
[00:51:32] Speaker B: Something happened. And I think she said something like, do you think this will help mess up your legacy or whatever? I think that might have been the one that really pushed niggas over the edge with her, especially right after he died.
[00:51:48] Speaker A: Now, I won't give her flak for that because she's a journalist. If that would have been Barbara Walters, nobody wouldn't have bat a eye. Nobody wouldn't have flinched. Cause Barbara Walters asked the top the heavy questions as well. I mean, it wasn't her. But the other lady asked Whitney, are you on crack?
[00:52:06] Speaker B: Which everybody wanted to know. And Whitney let it be known. She made way too much money.
[00:52:11] Speaker A: This smoke way too much. Crack is cheap.
[00:52:13] Speaker B: Crack is cheap. Y'all keep saying crack is whack. No, Whitney said, crack is cheap. She might have said whack, but don't get it twisted. She said it was cheap, and crack is cheap.
[00:52:24] Speaker A: And while we there, let me get on to people on social media who keep saying, if somebody pull out some coke in front of them, what you gonna do? Y'all getting coke and crack mixed up? Cause y'all thinking just any little nigga on the street got coke.
[00:52:39] Speaker B: Like, I hate that. I hate when they call it coke heads. Crack heads.
[00:52:43] Speaker A: Y'all getting these mixed up. Not meth, not crack.
[00:52:47] Speaker B: Yeah, coke. Coke.
[00:52:49] Speaker A: Y'all gotta stop calling it coke if we talking about coke.
[00:52:51] Speaker B: But if somebody pull out some coke in front of you, you probably gon get quiet and be still.
The first time a nigga pull out some coke and chewed a little powder in front of me, I was like, hmm, that's strange. I've never seen that in person.
[00:53:10] Speaker A: Yeah, I've never seen anyone in real life, like, you know, in person.
[00:53:16] Speaker B: I've seen somebody shoot heroin before. I seen somebody toot powder in front of me. But let me tell you something. A nigga that shoot heroin, he don't give a fuck where he shooting up at. This nigga was. I was going through DC, and this nigga was shooting up in his penis. So, yeah, this right there. Fuck you and your train, nigga. I gotta get high.
And he was shooting that shit up. I was like, God damn.
[00:53:44] Speaker A: You know what? All the movies that I've seen people doing heroin in, they kind of was like that.
[00:53:51] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[00:53:51] Speaker A: Like, their wife would be like, crying and pleading, please don't do the drugs.
Be like, bitch. And they tie that arm off like they don't care.
[00:54:02] Speaker B: A crackhead, you don't know who. You really don't know who a crackhead in your life. But when somebody on that good dope, that heroin, you gonna know. Cause they gonna look like a damn zombie. Anyway. Gayle King, Stephen Jackson, he did not like what she said. Cause like you said, who was we? Maybe she was. She gotta clarify what she mean.
[00:54:25] Speaker A: Yeah, we were all rooting for Caitlyn Clark.
[00:54:30] Speaker B: Yeah. Who was we? Maybe people at her. Maybe she met people at her job.
Maybe that's what she meant. Cause it wasn't us down here. But a lot of people probably don't like Don Staley or South Carolina women's basketball because they've been winning so much. So a lot of people do like to go for the underdogs. Not around these parts, but everywhere else.
Maybe they don't like to see.
Do you find haters like that? Like, when the bulls was winning, people was like, they don't like the bulls nowadays. People don't like LeBron James. Cause he was winning so much. Or they didn't like the Patriots or Tom Brady or.
[00:55:09] Speaker A: You know, so, oddly enough, in my social media circles, I didn't come across.
[00:55:15] Speaker B: That what they were like.
[00:55:15] Speaker A: It was a consensus that we were all rooting for the women's gamecocks.
[00:55:22] Speaker B: Yeah, but mine either, but I feel like that's because we from around here. Most of the people that I interact with are from around here, or they super black. So you ain't gonna see. You ain't gonna see nobody step out and be like, I want Caitlin Clark to beat them.
[00:55:39] Speaker A: And then my social media is very black.
[00:55:43] Speaker B: Mine too. But if you go in them comments, the comments will tell a different story. You'll see a different America in them damn comments. Maybe that's what she meant. I don't know.
But Stephen Jackson, he had words for her.
He said, so Gayle King's supposed to be somebody that's big in the journalism space, right? And I consider her black media. Y'all give her all these passes because she's open friend. I don't give a fuck whose friend she is, but you cannot demean Don Statlo like that. You talking about her winning the championship, about going undefeated, and you had the nerve to get on there and say, we was rooting for Caitlin Clark, and you broke everybody's heart. Yeah, she said that too. So she said, you broke everybody heart.
All the black people were rooting for Don Staley. True. Except for some coons. We all fans of Clayton Clark. But the way you put it, that shit was trash. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I ain't about, like, I don't care. Like, if you say she ain't, Caitlin Clarke ain't good. You a hater.
If you are a person that watch basketball, say, that girl ain't good, you a hater.
[00:56:48] Speaker A: I mean, she good.
I'll never root for her.
[00:56:52] Speaker B: Why? Cause she what?
So you doing the binging?
[00:56:56] Speaker A: I didn't say that.
[00:56:57] Speaker B: You doing the bending?
[00:56:58] Speaker A: I didn't say that.
[00:56:59] Speaker B: I'm just saying, what if she was going. What if she was playing on the Black Lives Matter team and they was.
[00:57:05] Speaker A: Going against the trumps?
[00:57:07] Speaker B: They was going against the trumps.
I bet you would root for her then.
[00:57:13] Speaker A: Oh, well, on the flip side of that, did you see what Beyonce did?
[00:57:17] Speaker B: Yeah, Beyonce sent her some stuff.
[00:57:19] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:57:19] Speaker B: That's crazy.
[00:57:20] Speaker A: Beyonce sent her flowers. And, you know, if you get that big, old, huge bouquet of white flowers, that's b. But the card said we. And I. It had been capitalized. Cause of the way Don said it, we were rooting for you. And it was like me and my. Me and my family were rooted.
[00:57:43] Speaker B: You think she sent that after Gail?
[00:57:44] Speaker A: She definitely sent that after Gail.
[00:57:47] Speaker B: Mm. Shout out to Beyonce.
[00:57:48] Speaker A: Beyonce be paying attention.
[00:57:50] Speaker B: Or somebody in her camp do. I wonder if they got tvs in their house.
What, you think they got tvs?
[00:57:56] Speaker A: Why wouldn't they have tvs?
[00:57:57] Speaker B: I don't know. It's like, oh, no, we don't need to watch this unlocked. They're in jail.
We don't need to watch this. I don't know. I feel like that certain people just don't got tvs, you know? I feel like, who do got tvs? Stevie Wonder.
I don't think that nigga blind, yo.
Anyway, shout out to, was he ever.
[00:58:21] Speaker A: Do we know if he's supposed to be, like, 100% blind or just legally blind?
[00:58:25] Speaker B: I think he's supposed to be blind, but I never paid no attention to it until Bomani said something. He was like, he had a homeboy that worked at Best Buy.
[00:58:33] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[00:58:33] Speaker B: And he was like, they delivered, like, eight tvs at Stevie Wonder House. It's like, why the fuck would he need eight tvs?
And it was like, he'll drive, like, like, people come to his house or whatever. He'll drive a car to the, like, down the long ass driveway and pick him up or some goofy shit.
Yeah, it's a video of, like, them being on stage and somebody hit the microphone and, like, his reflexes, he reached out and caught the microphone like, it was like little shit like that, man. But I don't know. I don't think he always blind, though.
He see something, he gotta see something. Maybe he listened to tv.
Maybe. I don't know what else happened. I saw this. What's his name? Juan Carlo Esposito.
Amazing actor.
He's been in a whole bunch of stuff.
Breaking bad. A whole bunch of stuff. He said that he was so broke that he considered taking his own life so his kids could get his insurance policy.
That's crazy. And now look at. I wonder how much money he got now. He said this happened before 2008.
[00:59:48] Speaker A: He's such a good person. Well, I don't know him in real life. I just assume he's a good person.
[00:59:53] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause most of the characters he played, he played diabolical people. I can't name one. Cause he was in that. What's that new show where they in Britain? A great. Oh, they over there in England somewhere. And it's like a rich people. And he rich, too, but he like a bad guy, rich person.
He was in, like, the Star wars franchise. He and that. He a damn evil nigger.
Breaking Bad. He was an evil nigger.
[01:00:18] Speaker A: This says his net worth is 4 million.
[01:00:21] Speaker B: Way to go. You was about to kill yourself, my nigga, for, uh, but when you broke and you got you worth $4 million, you living the life.
Like, he got to be super rich. He looks super rich, though.
What was that on? That was on the podcast.
Shout out to him. So if any. If you ever, you know, feel like you'd be more useful. Not here. Just give it a year or two. You might be a year or two away from your own breaking bad or at least a good job.
[01:00:57] Speaker A: Or the drugs that they made in breaking bad if it don't work out.
[01:01:00] Speaker B: Yeah, get on them.
Oh, you mean make the drugs. I sell them.
[01:01:04] Speaker A: I was saying do them. Cause both.
[01:01:09] Speaker B: Both. You get on drugs, you definitely make it to this show. Cause we gonna talk about you.
What else we talk about this week? The cyber truck.
I think it's 4000 trucks that got a recall.
[01:01:25] Speaker A: That was very eye opening to me.
[01:01:27] Speaker B: Why?
[01:01:28] Speaker A: Cause what, 4000 people bought them ugly ass trucks.
[01:01:31] Speaker B: They was on a wheelchair.
[01:01:32] Speaker A: I was very shocked to know that there was 4000 cybertrucks out there.
[01:01:37] Speaker B: Somebody said that somebody, like, in production, thought it would be a good idea to lubricate the brake pedal thing to get it on.
And that's what's calling the recall. That shit happened to Meek Mill, his truck. He wrecked his truck, allegedly, and it shouldn't happen.
[01:01:57] Speaker A: His was a cybertruck.
[01:01:58] Speaker B: Yeah.
Yeah.
From the pictures I saw, I could be wrong. Email us. Let us know if I'm wrong.
[01:02:08] Speaker A: I heard of the wreck and he was. Damn.
[01:02:11] Speaker B: Yeah. So somebody.
[01:02:13] Speaker A: Somebody was like me, God, trying to take you out, though. Cause he done been in so many wrecks.
[01:02:20] Speaker B: Somebody said Diddy trying to take him out. Cause he know too much.
[01:02:23] Speaker A: That's the first thing I thought.
[01:02:26] Speaker B: Diddy. Some. These diddy jokes is crazy. They're getting ridiculous.
[01:02:34] Speaker A: But with that one. Cause it happened to. Was it kid Cudi?
[01:02:38] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He blew his shit up, though. Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with it if I was any of these niggas. I should keep my mouth closed. Cause I guess 50 cent feel like he got protection.
But remember the. Was that last. No, it was Easter. It was a bank heist.
[01:02:58] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:02:59] Speaker B: And they. Well, not a bank house, but like a storage facility house where they took $30 million out in LA.
[01:03:04] Speaker A: They caught em?
[01:03:05] Speaker B: No, they didn't catch them. But one of the things that happened was, like, the police said that for like a year, they were getting, like, burglar alarm. Well, the alarm was going off for like a year. And it just kept going off, going off, going off until like, that day when it happened, they just stopped responding to the place because they thought it was a false alarm. So that's just one more clue that it was an inside job.
[01:03:33] Speaker A: Remember my friend used to work at the financial institution?
[01:03:36] Speaker B: Uh huh.
[01:03:37] Speaker A: The alarm used to kick. The alarm was so sensitive, or so they say.
The alarm was so sensitive, you could just bump the counter and it would go off.
[01:03:46] Speaker B: Really?
[01:03:47] Speaker A: So, like, the police was coming out there so much that they was like, hey, like, y'all got to stop this shit. Like, whatever y'all doing to cause this alarm to go.
[01:03:54] Speaker B: Cause they coming out there full regale.
[01:03:55] Speaker A: Right? Y'all gotta stop this shit. Yeah, that bank got robbed last year.
[01:04:03] Speaker B: Did the people get away?
[01:04:04] Speaker A: Yeah. I didn't see the news, the update, to say they caught them.
[01:04:08] Speaker B: Did they say how much they took? Uh uh.
[01:04:09] Speaker A: I don't know. I'm gonna have to look into that. But that bank got robbed last year.
[01:04:13] Speaker B: So they were saying that, um, in the fall, they were saying in this, um, article that, um.
Like, a lot of people nowadays, they don't rob banks because it's not really worth it. Like, the bank, like, bank robberies fell, like, 6% in the last few years. And they was like, the average amount of money they get from banks is, like $7,500. So.
[01:04:34] Speaker A: Cause they.
Per my friend who used to work at the financial institution, they don't keep a lot of money in the actual drawer. They have to drop it at a certain point, and then the first.
So if you were to ever rob a bank, per my friend, make sure that you tell them not to pull from the left. Cause that's usually the impact.
[01:04:57] Speaker B: Don't tell me that you see me with a bad hairline, mug shot looking like this right here.
[01:05:08] Speaker A: Just make sure you get that shit tightened up before you do it.
[01:05:12] Speaker B: Before I ride the bank?
Nah. Cause your ass ride a bank times rough. You ain't thinking about that. Goddamn. Hell, yeah. I thought that was interesting, though. So more clues coming out about that? I'm sure we'll hear more about it. Speaking of that, it was a armored car robbery in Charlotte.
Yeah. Let me see if I can find it. Yeah, and I haven't seen an update about that, but they.
I want to say this was an inside job, too, because they.
It was stolen on April 15 at a gas station on North Tryon street in Charlotte. Said it was picking up cash around 02:00 p.m.
Where several suspects then entered the truck while the guard was inside. The quick trip, I thought they always had two people on them trucks.
[01:05:57] Speaker A: Yeah.
And they armed?
[01:06:00] Speaker B: Yes, sir. The guard then came back to the armored truck and found it missing.
[01:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah, definitely inside your.
[01:06:10] Speaker B: You about to lose your job.
The drink truck was found abandoned near a wooded area with millions of dollars missing.
Yeah, they don't say how much it was, but, yeah, shout out to them.
Did we talk about that lady that left her kids at the house to go on a cruise?
[01:06:31] Speaker A: No, we didn't. What the hell is wrong with y'all?
[01:06:35] Speaker B: I don't know.
Yeah, so she was put on a $25,000 bond. She was accused of leaving two of her children home while she was on a cruise. Now, she's 29 years old. Her name's Lakeisha Woods Williams. Okay, she got two last names.
And she's charged with child abandonment with an intent to return after leaving the six and eight year old children at home for Neil for nearly a week.
They did a welfare check on April 9 after a witness told them that in her luxury high rise apartment that the children were home alone and they were worried about their safety. They said they saw her leaving with luggage on April 4 around noon and never saw her return.
Damn.
[01:07:26] Speaker A: What the fuck a eight year old? Cause I'm guessing that's who she left in charge.
What are they supposed to do, microwave.
[01:07:35] Speaker B: Shit a whole week?
When did you start being left at school?
What you mean?
[01:07:44] Speaker A: Was it spring break?
[01:07:46] Speaker B: Well, this was in the summertime, I think. No, hold on. No, this was in April, so, no, it wasn't spring. I don't think it was spring break.
What age did you start getting yourself ready for school?
[01:08:01] Speaker A: Like, maybe eight.
[01:08:04] Speaker B: Maybe eight. You had to catch the bus?
[01:08:06] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:08:08] Speaker B: Were your parents up when you had to get up to catch the bus?
[01:08:13] Speaker A: You about to make me tell her, my mama.
So times were different? No, no, I grew up in the country, and nobody wouldn't go mess with us. But there were times when maybe my sister was, like, twelve, that would have made me ten, where my mama would go ahead and leave for work and then leave us there to catch the bus.
[01:08:34] Speaker B: What time was your bus coming?
[01:08:36] Speaker A: My bus used to come at, like, 645.
[01:08:38] Speaker B: And your mom was gone for work at 645?
[01:08:40] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:08:41] Speaker B: Damn. But, yeah, she worked at work.
[01:08:43] Speaker A: She only worked. No, she worked right down the road, so, you know, nobody. People knew not to fuck with us.
[01:08:51] Speaker B: See, mine was different, though.
My mama wasn't getting up out of bed until 06:00 and she ain't had to be the word till eight, so I had to make sure my clothes was ironed the night before I got up. I had my own alarm woke up and she would get up and check to see if I was gone when she got up, put my clothes on, walked down to the end of the street and stood at the bus stop. Sometimes it be dark.
[01:09:17] Speaker A: Yep, I done got on the bus when it's dark. We different though. We ain't built like these other kids. These new kids.
[01:09:24] Speaker B: Y'all say that about these new kids. This, that and the third. But the kids I be knowing I ain't built like them niggas.
These n be doing some wild shit.
[01:09:34] Speaker A: But overnight.
[01:09:35] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:36] Speaker A: Your mama wasn't leaving you home overnight?
[01:09:38] Speaker B: No, I didn't start staying home overnight till I was like 1516 by myself. And I wouldn't want to. I would like, you know, I could stay by myself all day during the day, but nighttime now, I'd be thinking about dinosaurs and shit. Cause I done seen Jurassic park and I think the big dinosaur looking out, we had a big glass thing at the top. I think the damn, you know, that type of shit. But yeah.
[01:10:03] Speaker A: Eight year old home by they self.
[01:10:05] Speaker B: Overnight for a week too. It said, let me see, what did it say when they found out?
[01:10:10] Speaker A: And gotta be responsible for a younger sibling.
[01:10:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it said they found the child, children, a boy and a girl inside the apartment. Said it described it as being in disarray. Said trash and leftover food was all over the apartment and it smelled like urine.
The children told officers their mother left her, they knew she was going on a cruise and didn't know she was gonna be back.
They said they found a camera in the apartment, that she used to watch the children and talk to them while she was away.
The eight year old boy also had a phone. He used to text Williams while she was gone.
But she blamed her cousin.
[01:10:54] Speaker A: Yeah, cause family came and got him from what I understand.
[01:10:57] Speaker B: Oh, I wonder if her cousin was supposed to watch the kids.
But you still left before.
[01:11:05] Speaker A: You left before like.
[01:11:06] Speaker B: I know, but that cruise cousin, your cousin Sharon goes, what if that is it though?
[01:11:14] Speaker A: No, but you know, still can't leave kids like that.
[01:11:18] Speaker B: But yeah, I mean, you. All right, so check this out, right?
Let's say like it's a Saturday and she gotta leave at like ten, right? To get to the cruise, she gotta leave her house at ten in the morning. Then they watch a cartoons network or whatever at ten in the morning and Sharon get off work at twelve.
I mean that ain't not bad, but Sharon just don't come. But you know, you could tell this a lot because she had a camera set up and she was talking to them the whole time instead of her getting some other family member to get it. Where they daddy at? Did she go on? She married. Cause she got two last names.
[01:11:57] Speaker A: She could be divorced.
[01:11:59] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, true.
[01:12:00] Speaker A: Daddy could be in jail.
[01:12:01] Speaker B: She 29.
She divorced already.
[01:12:05] Speaker A: Well, she might be in file of papers. Daddy could be in jail. You never know.
[01:12:09] Speaker B: She went on a cruise with that new nigga.
[01:12:13] Speaker A: Damn.
[01:12:13] Speaker B: Damn. She went with.
Ain't no excuse. Cause she had it set up. Cause why you won't just call somebody? You get the. Damn. You get on the celebration, and you find out your cousin don't show up.
[01:12:26] Speaker A: She had a cool setup for, like, a day party. Like, I'm gonna watch all on this camera, but I'm gonna be back in a few hours. For a week.
[01:12:34] Speaker B: Yeah. And why your house, you eight and six? Why? It smell like piss.
Her house smell like piss before she left.
I'm sorry. An eight and a six year old know how to use the goddamn bathroom. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
[01:12:50] Speaker A: They just threw that in there for shits and gifts.
[01:12:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, they put that in. The house was disarray. She was gone for two damn days. Now. The house in disarray. It had to be in disarray before.
That's what I'm picking up.
[01:13:07] Speaker A: Speaking of disarray, I was very sad to hear that Holland Oats is separating.
[01:13:15] Speaker B: Oh, shit. I was supposed to. What's that?
[01:13:17] Speaker A: Holland Oats is do for love.
I can't go for that.
[01:13:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
[01:13:23] Speaker A: No can do.
[01:13:25] Speaker B: Shout out to gay.
[01:13:25] Speaker A: Yeah. So if you're into yacht rock, this, you know, you might be a little bit sad about hauling oats.
What's the word I'm looking for? Breaking up first. The fat boys break up. But anyway, um.
[01:13:39] Speaker B: There you go.
[01:13:42] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:13:42] Speaker B: Damn, I thought these niggas was. Well, I didn't think they was black. Not hauling notes, but anyway, go ahead.
[01:13:47] Speaker A: Yeah. And they were still. They were still performing.
So, on a happy note, this may shock you. Okay, hold on to your seats.
Ashanti is pregnant.
[01:14:03] Speaker B: It still works.
The plumbing still works at that big age?
[01:14:07] Speaker A: No, no. The shocking. The shock factor was, girl, we knew. Like, what?
[01:14:12] Speaker B: Ah, you were shocked.
[01:14:14] Speaker A: You were talking, wearing them big ass shirts.
[01:14:15] Speaker B: She was.
[01:14:16] Speaker A: Girl, we knew. Yeah, she was like, some big ass jerseys on stage, and they kind of broke. Nellie. Nelly ruined it anyway because it was like a New Year's Eve celebration or something, and he rubbed on her stomach, and then she kind of, like, pushed his hand away, like, don't be telling my business.
[01:14:32] Speaker B: And like you said, if she been performing in big clothes, you'd had to beat her to put some clothes on her ass. Before this. She walking around naked, her 40 year old ass put some clothes on.
[01:14:42] Speaker A: So, Beyonce, her announcement was very cute, and she made sure she got paid on it, too.
[01:14:47] Speaker B: Okay.
[01:14:48] Speaker A: It was an advertisement for a pregnancy test, and she was, like, getting ready for the show. Getting ready for a show. And her mama was like, sean, how long you gonna take? She was like, girl, I'm gonna need about nine months. So I thought that was cute.
[01:15:01] Speaker B: Hold up. What show was she getting rid of her?
[01:15:04] Speaker A: It was like a performance. She was getting rid of her for a performance and knocking on the door, telling her, like, girl, let's go.
[01:15:10] Speaker B: Where you see that commercial at? Just on social media.
[01:15:12] Speaker A: She put it on IG, so it was cute. And apparently they are also engaged.
[01:15:17] Speaker B: Do Nella got kids?
[01:15:18] Speaker A: Nelly got grown term.
[01:15:20] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay. But this her first.
[01:15:21] Speaker A: Mm hmm.
[01:15:22] Speaker B: That body tell it, too. Yeah, go ahead.
[01:15:26] Speaker A: Also, Nelli wants to bring back apple bottoms. So, you know, speaking. Stop Nellie.
So I'm here to tell you right.
[01:15:35] Speaker B: Now, we don't care.
We don't care.
[01:15:38] Speaker A: Nelli teased a post last week, and the music was get low, you know, apple bottom jeans and the boots with the furniture. And he was like, you know, what do y'all think about bringing apple bottoms back? So email us and let us know what y'all think about that. Well, you were apple bottom girl trash.
That was a guy. Oh, sorry. I know this supposed to be quick, but there was a guy I was dealing with in Atlanta. Lord Jesus.
[01:16:09] Speaker B: He had apple bottom jeans.
[01:16:10] Speaker A: No, he used to call me apple.
That was my nickname because apple bottom.
Many backs ago, many backs.
[01:16:21] Speaker B: I was thinking of. I was trying to think. I know. I was trying to think of a fruit joke that had to do with, like, something sick.
[01:16:29] Speaker A: I mean, if we gonna talk about a fruit or a vegetable dealing with him.
[01:16:32] Speaker B: Oh, God, I feel right.
[01:16:33] Speaker A: I'm definitely gonna have to call him eggplant.
[01:16:35] Speaker B: Cause, gee, whew, that what you just made me do.
Next.
[01:16:44] Speaker A: Shout out to Tyler Perry. He just renewed a contract with bet, and he's promising to bring us more shows, so he. More seasons of the things that we already love, like sisters, the oval house of pain. And the other one he got with Brown on it.
[01:17:05] Speaker B: Meet the browns.
[01:17:06] Speaker A: It's not meet the browns, but brown is on it.
[01:17:09] Speaker B: Oh, assisted living. Oh, yeah. So shout out to him.
[01:17:14] Speaker A: More seasons of them. Y'all know I love sisters, and I think he bringing bruh back.
[01:17:18] Speaker B: Somebody was it's a.
Is it CB's or NBC? One of them announced that they about to do a black soap opera.
[01:17:29] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:17:30] Speaker B: I can't wait. Yeah, people was like, I'm not supporting this shit, or whatever. Like, it's been 30 something years, and y'all just not doing it. And then people was like, we already got that with Tyler Perry. And then they start naming off them shows. Like, we got all of this with Tyler Perry. We don't.
[01:17:41] Speaker A: You know, I want to see how they go do it, though, because I.
You know, back in the day, what was the black soap opera?
[01:17:49] Speaker B: There was a.
[01:17:50] Speaker A: It wasn't passions.
[01:17:51] Speaker B: It was issues. No.
[01:17:53] Speaker A: Damn. It's the tip of my tongue. Somebody's yelling at us right now.
[01:17:56] Speaker B: Somebody said it in the comments, too, but I didn't, you know, ooh, ooh, Lord Jesus.
That would happen when you don't eat, you drink.
[01:18:04] Speaker A: But, yeah. So shout out to Tyler Perry. And, yeah, Tyler Perry does do black soap opera very well. Cause the have and the have nots had me on the chokehold every Wednesday.
[01:18:15] Speaker B: Have and have nots is a soap opera.
[01:18:17] Speaker A: It could be classified as a soap opera.
[01:18:19] Speaker B: Oh, okay.
[01:18:22] Speaker A: Ceelo green. So I know last week we talked about Rico Wade's passing. So Ceelo Green bought what they call what the Dungeon family calls the White House, and he is going to turn it into a museum. Okay, so to honor Rico Wade's legacy.
[01:18:40] Speaker B: Shout out to Rico way. Shout out to the dungeon family.
[01:18:43] Speaker A: And speaking of things that happened in Atlanta, our girl glorilla got caught up.
[01:18:48] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I did. She did something that nobody ever should do.
And don't ask nobody. You don't know who I am. Unless the only time you can ask somebody, do you know who I am? Is if you connected to somebody who does diabolical deeds with political stuff and you can get them fired, but nobody knows.
[01:19:10] Speaker A: Unless you knew somebody on APD that wasn't gonna work for you.
[01:19:13] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah.
That reminded me of, you know, Kev on stage, right?
[01:19:19] Speaker A: Mm hmm. Yeah.
[01:19:20] Speaker B: So Kev on stage, he did a video. Did you see the video where he had the Malaysia for Wiley Jersey and he put it on?
[01:19:25] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:19:26] Speaker B: So I saw that video. Like, it came. He did that last week or whatever. And so on Bomani Jones podcast they were talking about, it was him and another guy, Dominique Foxworth. Now, in sports, everybody know Bomani. And a lot of people know dominique because Dominique is on ESPN. He played for the Ravens. I think he won a Super bowl with them. Like he's been. People in sports know especially football. So they were talking about it, and he was like, yeah, I saw this clip of this guy. He bought him a laser for Wiley jersey, and it was too small. Like, people got to know, like, the women's jersey's cut different. Whatever. Whatever. And they went on with the conversation, and I didn't think that Kev on stage would have seen it, but he saw. He heard that podcast or saw it or whatever, and it was like, he called. He said, that guy, whatever. Like, and that kind of remind me of the glorilla thing. Like, your fans know who you are, but everybody don't know who you are.
[01:20:22] Speaker A: I was kind of hurt. Not hurt, but, like, shocked to hear them call Kev just like that guy. Cause I feel like Kev got a show on bet. Plus it's coming.
They start on bet, and then they make their way to bet, and I think they gonna end up showing it.
[01:20:39] Speaker B: I was kind of shocked, too, but I just really started, like, paying him attention this year.
I didn't know he was that big. Well, not this year. Maybe, like, maybe a couple years ago. Well, I really started listening to his podcast last year, the one with him and Angel.
[01:20:56] Speaker A: I don't listen. Kev, I hope you ain't listening. I don't listen to his podcast, but I've been following him for years, like, early social media, maybe 2010.
[01:21:08] Speaker B: Yeah. Ooh.
[01:21:09] Speaker A: So, I've watched his boys grow up.
[01:21:13] Speaker B: See, I've seen him on different stuff, and most things I would see him on would be, like, the clips of him watching stuff or whatever. Like, you know, watching with his little face imposed right there or whatever. But then I saw him in a commercial. I was like, yup, this thing in a commercial.
[01:21:28] Speaker A: He doing the Time warner. Well, is it Time Warner anymore?
[01:21:32] Speaker B: Spectrum.
[01:21:32] Speaker A: Yeah, he's doing the spectrum commercials with Tony.
[01:21:35] Speaker B: Tony. Yeah. So I saw that, and I was like, oh, I guess, you know, then a light skinned dude, I see him on stuff. He was on Abbott elementary and stuff like that.
So I was like, well, you know, he must be big somewhere, you know what I'm saying? Like, he got a big fan base. I didn't even know he did stand up until, like, last year when he.
[01:21:53] Speaker A: Did clean stand up.
[01:21:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Like, all the church stuff and all of that. I didn't know that until I started.
[01:21:58] Speaker A: I'm so proud of him. I feel like I know him, like. Cause I watched him get big, you know?
[01:22:03] Speaker B: So, like, it. So, for you, you would be more shocked because you watched him back then. You would think, like, more people would know him. But I'm kind of half and half. Like, I'm like, damn. I feel like everybody should know him, but everybody don't know him.
Kind of like the fool dude. What's his name?
That's real nice.
[01:22:25] Speaker A: Keith.
[01:22:26] Speaker B: Keith Lee. Like, for us, like, he the fool nigger. And he do big shit. But there's probably a lot of people that don't know his reach.
[01:22:40] Speaker A: Right? Because there's other food niggas, too. There's one tearing up Charlotte right now. Yeah, he giving them the fuck mister chime time.
[01:22:46] Speaker B: I think he capping, though.
[01:22:48] Speaker A: He giving them the motherfucking work right now.
[01:22:50] Speaker B: He is. But I go to Charlotte a lot and they got a lot of good food places.
[01:22:53] Speaker A: But anyway, yeah, and that's what a lot of people saying, that he's making.
[01:22:56] Speaker B: A lot of that shit up. I don't like all that, except for.
[01:22:59] Speaker A: For social media.
[01:23:00] Speaker B: And the reason I like Keith Lee and Kev on stage is the reason I don't like that nigga. Cause he cussed too fucking much. Like, stop all that cussing.
[01:23:09] Speaker A: That shit be hard.
[01:23:13] Speaker B: You ain't gotta cuss that much. You put.
[01:23:15] Speaker A: No, well, you know, it really ain't hard because, like, in here, I let my hair down. But it is so easy for me in a work environment to be so motherfucking professional. Like, I don't even think about cussing. I have never had a slip up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause it's just like, you know, like I've been cold switching for a long time. I started cussing at, like, the second grade.
[01:23:37] Speaker B: I ain't wanna say. I want my mama to hear how long I been cussing.
[01:23:41] Speaker A: I remember getting caught in the 6th grade. Boy, I been letting that shit fly. I've been cussing out this girl who been trying to bully me.
[01:23:48] Speaker B: Boy, did you get a beaten?
[01:23:50] Speaker A: No, I ain't never got a beating in my. I got. Well, my parents have never beat me.
[01:23:54] Speaker B: Who beat you? Somebody at school.
[01:23:55] Speaker A: Somebody that was keeping me. Oh, like a babysitter? A babysitter beat me one time. My parents never, like, my mama tried. Like, she couldn't even get through this shit. She picked up a shoe.
I was a good kid, too. Outside of the cussing.
[01:24:11] Speaker B: Good kid, man city.
[01:24:13] Speaker A: Outside of the cussing. But she ain't never called me cussing. Just the school, see, and the school told her I cussed. She ain't never caught me cussing.
[01:24:21] Speaker B: The school?
[01:24:21] Speaker A: No hearsay. No, ma, they lying, they lying, they storing.
[01:24:28] Speaker B: They storing on me.
So you started cussing at a young age. It all makes sense now.
It's in your blood.
Yeah. You got any more quick hits?
[01:24:39] Speaker A: That's all for the quick hits, but I want to tell a little story.
[01:24:41] Speaker B: Tell a story.
[01:24:42] Speaker A: So one of the times I got in trouble at school.
[01:24:46] Speaker B: I'm sorry.
[01:24:47] Speaker A: Y'all just hang in here for me for a second. I was writing a nasty letter.
[01:24:52] Speaker B: Oh, God.
[01:24:53] Speaker A: This was 7th, 8th grade. 7th grade. And we was in a class that was supposed to teach us how to type and shit. So we was like, oh, you was typing back then? I learned how to type in third grade. So I was like, okay, what's your words?
[01:25:05] Speaker B: For a minute now, I don't even know.
[01:25:07] Speaker A: I ain't did a test in a while.
[01:25:09] Speaker B: I was at 55 last week. I still got it. Anyway. Go ahead, continue.
[01:25:13] Speaker A: But, you know, everybody else was, you know, they just not learning.
[01:25:17] Speaker B: They think you was home row keys.
[01:25:18] Speaker A: Yeah, I was already typing this shit. So I'm like, my home girl, my homegrown. I ain't gonna tell her name, but she was like, telling me what to put in the letter. And I was like, yeah, and then I wanna suck your dick.
[01:25:29] Speaker B: Whoa. You was in what, grade?
[01:25:32] Speaker A: Seven.
[01:25:33] Speaker B: I didn't know that was a thing until I graduated high school.
[01:25:36] Speaker A: So the teacher, he came up behind me and saw me typing. Cause he was like, amazed at how good I was typing. So he looked at the screen and he was like, nah.
You know that Lisa Simpson getting tapped on the shoulder?
He pulled one of them, printed the letter out.
[01:25:57] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[01:25:58] Speaker A: Took it to the office. Mister Polly, this was the Lamar folk. Mister Polly put me in his car and took me to my mama job.
[01:26:07] Speaker B: Wow.
He came to DP?
[01:26:10] Speaker A: I think so.
[01:26:11] Speaker B: Okay. Shout out to DP.
[01:26:13] Speaker A: Took me to my momma job and embarrassed the hell out of her and me and showed her the little. So that one I couldn't lie and say, they wasn't me.
[01:26:23] Speaker B: Did you get a beating?
[01:26:24] Speaker A: No, I didn't get no beating.
[01:26:26] Speaker B: You should have got a beating for that.
And what happened?
[01:26:30] Speaker A: Nothing.
[01:26:30] Speaker B: You wound up sucking dick.
You manifested it. Did you suck that boy's dick?
[01:26:38] Speaker A: No.
[01:26:39] Speaker B: Oh.
[01:26:40] Speaker A: But in I could.
We still in contact?
[01:26:44] Speaker B: Oh, God. Why did I ask? I said, I always do this to myself.
[01:26:48] Speaker A: He married? I don't do married.
[01:26:50] Speaker B: Okay. All right. Keep it clean. This on video and audio.
Might be on YouTube or TikTok or one of them things. Speaking of letters, you said a letter, and then we'll get out of here a little bit.
That reminded me of a letter I wrote to somebody, back when I was in the fourth grade, shout out to my homeboy, Chris Baker. At the time, we was best friends. So Chris Baker wrote a letter to a little girl, and I wrote a letter to a girl. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, like, you used to have to go to, like, art class. You have to leave your class, go to art or some shit. So we left our class, went to art. You know what I'm saying? I had my letter, I put in my trapper keeper. So me and Chris talked the whole time. You like, yeah, you can give it to her. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna give it to mine. Whatever, whatever. So we get back, I look at my traffic keeper, and my letter was gone. No.
So this bitch, Miss Howe, if you. I hope Miss Howe see this. You bitch. So she had my letter.
[01:27:47] Speaker A: She went through your trapper keeper, bruh.
[01:27:48] Speaker B: I don't know if she did it or somebody did it, but so shout out, and if y'all friends with me, y'all been seeing me post a flower event for the last week. Yeah, that was the girl.
[01:28:00] Speaker A: No, I want to let her shout out to her.
[01:28:02] Speaker B: That's the homie, though. You know what I'm saying? Basically grew up since fourth grade, whatever. She married now with kids and all that.
So I wrote her the letter.
Cause I'm gonna say her name. Cause me saying her name make it funny to me now that I'm grown. So, like, the teacher got us, like, we gonna read out our social status book. But first we got a letter from Brandon to Larnesha.
I'm like, my letter go. So I look at Chris Baker, he look at me, he was like, oh. So she read the letter and shit. I'm crying. I look back, everybody laughing and pointing at me and shit. So she was like, the teacher now? Grown ass lady. I'm nine years old. We nine. Everybody in there.
[01:28:48] Speaker A: See, I hated them teachers.
[01:28:49] Speaker B: She was white with a long nose. She didn't like me. I think she didn't like me cause of my religion. And I was black. But she was at a black school. But anyway, she was like, so, lanisha, what you saying? She was moving like that while she.
[01:29:02] Speaker A: Was reading the letters.
[01:29:07] Speaker B: She was doing that all kind of shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm crying and shit. So she was like, what do you say?
She looked right? She's like, no, no. You talking about I cried. So this the kicker right here. So the teacher's like, hi, y'all. Open y'all book page. 27. Brandon, start reading.
[01:29:24] Speaker A: How you gonna read after that? I was crying.
[01:29:26] Speaker B: I was boohoo crying. I was sensitive back then, it was not. I've been laughing, but back then, why you just cried to drop her down? I was sensitive as hell. Yeah. Mean ass teacher. So all. Both of us got caught with letters.
I ain't say I suck my dick.
You wild. Let me tell you something.
If I had said anything like that in a letter when I was last year and my mama found it, it wouldn't be them on podcast. My mama killed me.
My mama I get to beat from my mama. My daddy, my stepdaddy, everybody would have beat me up.
[01:30:07] Speaker A: And the wild crazy thing about it is I wasn't like a fast girl. Like, it took me a long time to do it.
Like, I was just. That was just all talk.
All my life have been all talk. I'm not a hoe in real life. Y'all.
[01:30:21] Speaker B: Our inside joke with me and Amy is I call her a fake hoe. You a fake ho. You ain't no real ho. Amy. Stop it. Stop it. I did fraud today.
[01:30:30] Speaker A: I did fraud today, okay.
[01:30:32] Speaker B: I did fraud today.
[01:30:33] Speaker A: Hey, good job today, okay?
[01:30:36] Speaker B: Cut these blessings come from God. Cause I'm committing fraud. I did fraud.
[01:30:42] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:30:43] Speaker B: I did fraud today.
[01:30:45] Speaker A: I did fraud today, okay.
[01:30:48] Speaker B: I did a good job today. Hey, come from God. Because I'm committing fraud. I did fraud today.
Amy, this might be a scam you could do since you all talk. You don't have to do nothing.
[01:31:02] Speaker A: Okay.
[01:31:03] Speaker B: A Texas woman, she's accused of scamming $1.2 million from a county man.
She made a court appearance. This happened in Hancock county.
She scammed more than $1.2 million from a new Palestine man starting in 2020.
She was arrested in Texas this past fall and was extradited to the county this past weekend.
She let me see.
She told the man that she needed money for her heart medication and to pay the medical bills for her daughter, who she said had a serious condition requiring surgical procedures and expensive medications.
She also told the man that she was required to pay the medical expenses up front due to an issue with her health insurance she had through her employer.
But the man told the investigator that he provided. The lady's name is Ru.
Lauren Marie Roux, 47, told investigator that he provided her funds from his personal IRA, a mutual fund, checking and savings accounts, credit card advances and personal loans. He used several different financial institutions for the cash transfers as well as the US Postal Service, cashier's checks, wire transfers, and peer to peer cash transfer apps.
An investigation of the records and indicated rue instead used the money to finance her lifestyle, which included frequent trips to two casinos in Oklahoma. The investigation found over a two year period, she visited the Durant casino 167 times.
She basically worked there. Cause it's 365 days in a year. She was there half the year.
She visited the Thackerville facility 157 times over a six month period.
[01:33:08] Speaker A: She got a gambling problem.
[01:33:10] Speaker B: Yeah, but she had somebody to fund it. Gambling is the theme of this episode. Jordan, the boy for Toronto, what's his name? Porter. Junior Porter. The court granted several search warrants for USB devices and ordered Ru to appear in person for a pretrial conference. Oh, hold on. That was from February.
[01:33:30] Speaker A: I mean, should they charge her, though?
She asked for the money and he gave it to her.
[01:33:39] Speaker B: Sounds like a trick to me. But I think the scam came from what she said it was for. Maybe that's the scam.
[01:33:46] Speaker A: I mean, can you be charged for that? Cause if that's the case, obviously.
[01:33:51] Speaker B: So.
Yep.
Now I know why I put it in here. Cause the first article I got was dated April 15, 2024, but the other one I had was from 2023. From January 2023. So I guess it was.
[01:34:13] Speaker A: She finally going to court.
[01:34:15] Speaker B: Yeah. No, she was sentenced. Oh, yeah, she was sentenced last week.
[01:34:19] Speaker A: That's crazy.
[01:34:20] Speaker B: She pled guilty to corrupt business influence and two counts of counterfeiting.
And she was sentenced to four years, but was awarded over a year's worth of jail credit.
[01:34:30] Speaker A: What kind of trick? Called a law. If you want trick, be a trick. And I hate a fake trick, too.
Like, you say, you gonna do something, but then you conveniently don't do it.
[01:34:41] Speaker B: Oh, but he was a real trick, though. He did it.
[01:34:44] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Like, that. Ain't that.
[01:34:48] Speaker B: Maybe.
[01:34:49] Speaker A: She promised sex free this woman.
[01:34:51] Speaker B: No, she need to go.
She messing up the game, though.
She messing up the game for who?
[01:34:58] Speaker A: She did what she had to do. She got $1 million for him. You put her on the wall of fame.
[01:35:04] Speaker B: Oh, she gonna be on the wall of fame on. But she messing up the game for other women who want to get money. Now. She making it harder for them to. Now they gonna vet.
[01:35:11] Speaker A: No, he making it hard. Cause, okay, you a trick. She got what she needed. You need to fall back, count the l. But what if you taking money out your IRA, getting them tax hints, them tax penalties.
[01:35:24] Speaker B: That's crazy. He had $1.2 million, though.
[01:35:28] Speaker A: I had a friend who used to work for, like, a retirement institution, and there's a lot of people with, like, millions sitting in their IRA and iras and mutual funds.
[01:35:38] Speaker B: If I would have listened to my uncle Al, I would have had probably a couple million sitting, and I ain't listening to my uncle Al. He told me on the bus, we were. My family took a bus to see my cousin Nigel play. They was playing Howard University.
And I saw him where we was, where we were going. We were going somewhere, but we were going up to watch him play. And he sat there on the bus. He was like, you, how old you make? How much money? He was like, this what you need to do. And he wrote it all. He was like, yeah, do this, do this, do this. He's like, you do that. By the time you retire in about 1520 years, you have this much money. I should have listened to my uncle Al. No, I want to put rims and tvs in my motherfucking car like a damn fool.
Shout out to my uncle Al. And my cousin Al, she got married, I think, last year. Shout out to Albert. I know she rich.
She did. So I was like, why you graduated college? Why you gonna join the military? She's smart as hell. Shout out to her. She listened to her daddy. I don't listen to my dad.
[01:36:34] Speaker A: Look, look, listen. I be talking about what I'm looking for to marry. I want a veteran, 100% disabled, but still got a little job on the side.
[01:36:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, they out there too.
[01:36:45] Speaker A: That's what I'm looking for.
[01:36:46] Speaker B: They out there too.
[01:36:47] Speaker A: I mean, I want the ones that got the veteran tags on their car.
[01:36:50] Speaker B: That's the one I'm looking for. You wearing them hats and shit?
[01:36:53] Speaker A: That's the one I'm looking for.
[01:36:54] Speaker B: I got a couple homeboys that get 100% too.
[01:36:56] Speaker A: My sister got one. Goddamn.
[01:36:58] Speaker B: Your sister do?
[01:36:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:36:59] Speaker B: Shout out to your sister.
You gotta be careful, though. Some of them n be crazy as cat shit.
Can't pop firecrackers around the motherfuckers and shit.
Nigga, pin your ass up against the wall. You got a big house, though.
I'm sucking this shit. Damn, nigga, you don't like bacon?
Neighbors gotta come round on the 3 July and see if it's cool for you.
Mister Smith, you gonna be home between ten and two trying to do something for the kids.
Now, you gotta come around on June 14 through the 30th, the 14th through the 18th and shit. Warner.
[01:37:50] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I wanna do it big.
[01:37:53] Speaker B: This year for Juneteenth.
[01:37:54] Speaker A: Mm hmm. Yeah, I mean, not me. Like, not at my house. Oh, just go somewhere at somebody else house, somebody, you know.
[01:38:01] Speaker B: Yeah, let's put it together.
[01:38:01] Speaker A: Provide the vibes.
[01:38:03] Speaker B: I might try to put together Juneteenth cookout or something.
[01:38:06] Speaker A: Do that. Yeah, I'll provide the vibes. I just can't provide the house.
[01:38:11] Speaker B: Yeah, you in a good space for.
[01:38:13] Speaker A: I am, but I can't provide.
[01:38:14] Speaker B: And you got that backyard.
[01:38:16] Speaker A: Yep. And now I got, like, extra backyard.
[01:38:18] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. I'm talking about extra. After that damn house done burnt down, this house behind me on fire.
Is your house, like, is your house on fire in the house?
[01:38:30] Speaker A: That was so fucking scary, dog.
[01:38:33] Speaker B: Oh, lord, y'all. The fence, the co fire, huh?
[01:38:35] Speaker A: That was scary. Cause I went home.
[01:38:37] Speaker B: Oh, you went home, Tavares.
[01:38:39] Speaker A: She was home in the bed.
[01:38:40] Speaker B: Where were you? At work.
[01:38:41] Speaker A: Me and Kayla went to get donuts or something. Like, we were coming back. Like, as soon as I turned the corner, I saw that smoke and it looked like it was coming from my house.
[01:38:50] Speaker B: Oh, you thought it was your house? Woo.
How many years ago was that?
[01:38:54] Speaker A: About three.
[01:38:55] Speaker B: About three years ago.
[01:38:56] Speaker A: I sped down that street. I'm ringing the doorbell. Like, I don't live there. Like, I don't have keys.
[01:39:01] Speaker B: You hold up, your street ain't but so big. You couldn't have got up to about 50.
[01:39:09] Speaker A: Shout out to my neighbor down the street, though. Cause he saw it and he was like, she must not be home. So when he saw me turn that corner, boy, he started hitting that job.
He came down there and kept me calm and hooked up my hose and.
[01:39:21] Speaker B: Hey, yo, they still. He still worked there. I mean, he still lives.
[01:39:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[01:39:24] Speaker B: Shout out to you. Good people, good people, good black people. Make sure you say that. Yeah, they don't got this. These ain't the ones with the.
What you call it? On the.
On the curtains, on the.
[01:39:37] Speaker A: No, no, no, not them. They was clueless. They ain't knew what was going on.
[01:39:40] Speaker B: They still.
[01:39:41] Speaker A: How the fuck you ain't hear that? The damn house popping like fish grease back there. They ain't even come outside.
[01:39:46] Speaker B: They probably listening to rap music or something.
[01:39:49] Speaker A: The house back, they popping.
[01:39:55] Speaker B: Yeah, we said some egregious things today.
Take it with a grain of salt. This is all for your entertainment people.
Amy, are y'all. Thank you for being here once again this week. Let everybody know where they can find you on social media.
[01:40:09] Speaker A: I can be found on all platforms at Amys. $0.22. That's Amy, the number am. Y s the number 22. C e n t s. You can.
[01:40:18] Speaker B: Find me on social media. BP, you can find the show dj blaze show on Instagram. Email us djblayshowmail.com.
Let us know what you think.
We'd love to hear from you. Write us a letter like Amy and tell us what you like to do with your mouth. With my neithers, with my nether region. I love to know.
I love letters.
Type it out real nice.
[01:40:47] Speaker A: Mister Turbeville. That was that guy's name. That was the teacher's name.
[01:40:50] Speaker B: Oh, it wasn't Mister Turveyville. It wasn't mister what you said Paula.
[01:40:55] Speaker A: No, that was the prince.
[01:40:56] Speaker B: Oh, Paula was. Hold up.
Was it. Was he married to the principal in Dalitin?
Cuz we had. It was. We had a principal in Dalitin name. Miss Paula.
She was the principal. A cane in Brockton, one of them.
She was kind of mean, but she was black. This back then. Back then, the teachers was different. They want smoking weed all the time like these teachers nowadays and shit, dancing and all kind of shit.
[01:41:26] Speaker A: Friends. Teachers be turning up, but I know.
[01:41:29] Speaker B: It'S a teacher now.
She a fun teacher. She too. Well, she ain't too fun, but I could tell the kids love her. She got a huge social media following. But I ain't had no teachers like that where I love. I was like, man, let me get the fuck out of here.
[01:41:43] Speaker A: I thought. Who you talking about? I love her.
[01:41:45] Speaker B: Yeah, she do. Good for the kids.
[01:41:47] Speaker A: She do. And I. Oh, no. I feel like I was influential in her becoming a teacher.
[01:41:52] Speaker B: What? Good for you.
She part of your gang?
[01:41:56] Speaker A: No.
[01:41:56] Speaker B: Oh, she ain't. Okay.
[01:41:57] Speaker A: She's a delta.
[01:41:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, she other gang.
What else I was about to say about teachers? The only teacher I really fought with like that turned out to be a dj.
[email protected]. Let us know. Thank. Thank y'all for listening, at any rate. Well, we'll be back next week, at any rate.
[01:42:18] Speaker A: Your boy be easy and it's your girl Amy.
[01:42:20] Speaker B: And we out.
Let those who have ears listen.
This is the dj blaze challenge. Challenge.