January 08, 2025

00:41:09

The List: Super Hero Powers

The List: Super Hero Powers
Dj Blaze Radio Show Podcast
The List: Super Hero Powers

Jan 08 2025 | 00:41:09

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On this episod Khori, El, and B-Eazy talk about the top 5 super powers they wish they had and how they would use them. 

 

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let's get it started in here. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Gossip, music, news, entertainment and heated discussions. The the DJ Blaze radio show starts now on X Men. [00:00:35] Speaker A: Big ass kids across from me, embodying. [00:00:38] Speaker B: It to another episode of DJ Blaze Raider show podcast. It's your boy be easy. [00:00:42] Speaker A: It's your girl, Corey. [00:00:44] Speaker C: It's your super of the superst, man. [00:00:47] Speaker B: I like that. Embrace it. I like that. I like that. [00:00:50] Speaker A: Sorry, I started laughing. [00:00:51] Speaker B: You never heard this song before? [00:00:53] Speaker A: Yes, yes. Yes, I have. I know exactly. [00:00:55] Speaker B: You're doing superheroes, X Men. [00:00:57] Speaker A: No, I just wasn't expecting. Expecting that. And then I really wasn't expecting that over there. [00:01:02] Speaker B: Did that music turn you on, man? [00:01:04] Speaker C: Hey, I'm gonna tell you a quick story. I'm still playing. When I was a kid growing up running around the neighborhood, I used to wear a cape. [00:01:11] Speaker A: Oh, you was that kid. [00:01:13] Speaker C: So a guy ended up being a friend, Family friend. He said, hey, boy, what's your name? Come here, tie your shoe. He was telling me to tie my shoe. And you know, I was a little rugged kid, Superman. And I still didn't tie my shoe. I was still running around. So ever since then, he would call me Superman and family members would call me Soup. [00:01:31] Speaker B: Oh, for real. [00:01:31] Speaker C: Every time he see me, he'd call me Supe. [00:01:35] Speaker B: Hey, Suit. [00:01:35] Speaker C: Come in, Supe. [00:01:36] Speaker B: It's crazy. Cause that story happened when you were 16. [00:01:41] Speaker C: Running around with my shoelaces open. [00:01:43] Speaker B: Hey, Soup. Look at him go now. How old were you when that was? Like eight, seven? [00:01:49] Speaker C: No, no, I was four or five. Five. [00:01:52] Speaker B: So if you go back to Staten island now. [00:01:56] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:01:57] Speaker B: People call you Suit? [00:01:58] Speaker C: No. Well, my dad, he still called me once a while. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah, but you know, where's that guy, Suit? [00:02:06] Speaker C: He's passed. He was the driver of the number 7 bus in Staten Island. [00:02:10] Speaker B: Shout out to the number 7, it'll take you to where it take you. [00:02:13] Speaker C: From the harbor to West Brighton. That's where I used to get my Brighton Beach. No, Stratige. [00:02:18] Speaker B: My bad. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Slow down. [00:02:21] Speaker C: Marine is hard. [00:02:22] Speaker B: Get offended. [00:02:23] Speaker A: You'd be ready to just. Brooklyn. [00:02:25] Speaker B: I'm just asking. Oh, Brighton beach is in Brooklyn? [00:02:27] Speaker A: Yes. [00:02:28] Speaker B: Y'all got a beach in Brooklyn? [00:02:29] Speaker C: There's pebble beach, too. [00:02:31] Speaker A: Manhattan. [00:02:31] Speaker C: Whatever. [00:02:32] Speaker A: You never been to Pebble Beach. We got Coney Island Beach. [00:02:35] Speaker B: I've done 18 rounds. [00:02:37] Speaker C: No Pebble Beach. Pebble beach is at Pebble Beach. This is Lou. You probably don't know this either. Pebble Beach. If you tell a girl, yo, I'm gonna take you to the beach. Take you to Pebble Beach. [00:02:47] Speaker B: That mean y'all having sex. [00:02:49] Speaker C: That means y'all going on the roof. Because on top of the roofs was rocks and pebbles. So they would call that Pebble Beach. [00:02:55] Speaker A: You know, it was Tar beach for us. [00:02:57] Speaker C: Tar Beach. [00:02:58] Speaker B: Oh, so pebble beach is just you going on the rooftop? [00:03:00] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you talking about the real pebble beach with us. Okay. The PJ Tour. [00:03:07] Speaker A: PJ Talk, you said. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Thought I said PJ Talk. [00:03:11] Speaker A: I thought you said the PJ Talk. [00:03:13] Speaker B: No. PGA tool. [00:03:14] Speaker A: Oh, pga. I didn't hear that last letter. Sorry. Go ahead. [00:03:17] Speaker B: That's okay. It's all good, B. It's good. Beloved. [00:03:21] Speaker C: Yep. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Yeah. Be safe, though. Brooklyn. Stand up. [00:03:28] Speaker A: New York Yankee hat on fitted. Excuse me. [00:03:31] Speaker B: The Bronx Bombers be. Am I irritating enough? [00:03:35] Speaker C: Yes. [00:03:36] Speaker B: Okay, I'll stop. Yes. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Wiling right now. You need to stop taking it too far. You're then. You're Then that ass. [00:03:43] Speaker C: That ass be bugging Crazy work. [00:03:48] Speaker A: Mad crazy. [00:03:50] Speaker B: All right, B, tell him superhero powers. [00:03:54] Speaker C: Yes. What superhero power you like to have? [00:03:57] Speaker B: You want me to start off the top five? [00:03:59] Speaker C: Yeah, you can start off, too. [00:04:00] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:04:01] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:04:02] Speaker C: All right. My. [00:04:03] Speaker B: Yep. [00:04:03] Speaker C: Yep. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Damn. Did I only write four, though? [00:04:06] Speaker C: You probably did. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Weak list. [00:04:10] Speaker C: Weak list. [00:04:10] Speaker A: I'm questioning. I'm asking a question. [00:04:12] Speaker C: So, listeners, we got. [00:04:13] Speaker A: You think it's a weak list? Listen for you, or you think it's a good one? [00:04:16] Speaker C: We got a thing where we think B. No, B is the one that always says. [00:04:21] Speaker A: He always say it. Yeah. We have never called it the weakest list. The weakest list at all. [00:04:27] Speaker C: All the shows. But I beg to differ. [00:04:30] Speaker B: No, no, not all the shows. Just on certain episodes, I think I. If you notice, whenever I think my list is strong. Yeah, I'm gonna go last. [00:04:39] Speaker C: Oh, so when you go first, you. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Haven'T went last in a while? [00:04:46] Speaker B: I would last the other episode. [00:04:47] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't. Last episode. [00:04:49] Speaker B: No, not last episode. [00:04:50] Speaker C: But that was a good. That was a good one. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:53] Speaker C: Good jab. [00:04:54] Speaker A: I was not taking a jab. [00:04:56] Speaker C: I'm gonna use it for you. [00:05:00] Speaker B: I'll go basic for my first. My number five. I'll say fly. [00:05:06] Speaker C: Okay. [00:05:07] Speaker B: But I wouldn't be like. Well, I fly to get places and stuff. But I would use it to be, like, a sports star. So, like, they would think I could jump real high, but really I could. [00:05:19] Speaker C: Just fly like the boys. [00:05:21] Speaker A: You such a nigga. [00:05:23] Speaker B: Kind of like the boys. But, no, not like the boys. Cause nobody would be able to tell. Okay, so, like, dawg, he, like. [00:05:30] Speaker A: You'd use it just a little. Just. [00:05:32] Speaker B: Yeah. So you Know, so I could just dunk on everybody. Oh, but you know what I'm saying. Or just jump high or get a whole lot of blocks or maybe like catch a lot of tutorial. Touchdown. Like throw it up high. And Pearson, he'll go up and get it and come back down with it. [00:05:44] Speaker C: So. I know, Lou, you probably noticed. What's that? Marlon Wayne's movie. Since. Since. Yeah, that's. He had that power, right? [00:05:52] Speaker A: No, no, no. Vision. He was. Vision. [00:05:56] Speaker B: The basketball. That was a ghost. Yeah, it was a ghost. [00:06:00] Speaker A: No, it was. What was the one with the sixth man? [00:06:02] Speaker B: The sixth man. [00:06:03] Speaker C: Yes, he was doing that with the. [00:06:05] Speaker B: He had the ghost. But nah, my. For this, flying would just be to jump high in sports. [00:06:13] Speaker C: Okay. But not too high. [00:06:14] Speaker B: I wouldn't use it too high, but, you know, I would secretly be flying to places and shit. [00:06:19] Speaker C: Okay. You have a new way of flying the broad out? [00:06:24] Speaker B: Nah. Cause I would have to know her. [00:06:25] Speaker C: You gotta go get it. [00:06:26] Speaker B: She would have to know. She would know. I wouldn't want nobody to know. It would just be my secret that I could just jump real high. Niggas be like, how can he jump so high? His fast twitch muscles or whatever. But nah, really, I can fly on low. I wouldn't say no. I wouldn't be no superhero. I want, you know, put out fires flying and put out flies, and then that I want to jump behind you would help nothing. No, I helped myself to a big contract with the Bulls or some. What's your number? Who going next? Who's number five? [00:06:52] Speaker A: Go ahead. [00:06:53] Speaker C: L. All right, I'm gonna give my. Number five is mind altering. [00:06:58] Speaker B: Like a Jedi. [00:06:59] Speaker C: Yeah, man, I like. Nah, you. You want. You want this? You want to give me that, right? No, I don't want to give you this. Yeah, you do. Yes, I do. [00:07:09] Speaker B: It sounds mad. [00:07:10] Speaker C: Sounds rapey, right? [00:07:11] Speaker B: Sound mad rapey. [00:07:12] Speaker C: That was just the example I had. I couldn't. You want to give it to me? [00:07:17] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I don't. [00:07:18] Speaker C: Yes, you do. [00:07:19] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:21] Speaker B: The sexual assaulter strike again. Strikes again. [00:07:25] Speaker C: Me and the diddler. [00:07:26] Speaker B: Yo, man, that'll be a damn foul name. [00:07:30] Speaker C: Yeah. Mind altering. I want you to. [00:07:32] Speaker B: I'm here to get you. Catch woman. [00:07:33] Speaker A: So it's kind of like. It's like power of influence. [00:07:36] Speaker C: Yeah, There you go. I'm the influence of the influence. [00:07:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:41] Speaker B: I have a whole bunch of followers on social media. [00:07:43] Speaker C: Boom. Telling everybody. Y'all better follow me. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:46] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:47] Speaker B: Show number five, Corey. [00:07:48] Speaker A: My number five is telekinesis. [00:07:50] Speaker B: So you just poop places all the Time. [00:07:52] Speaker A: No, no, that's teleportation. [00:07:55] Speaker B: Teleportation, Telekinesis. You can read mine. [00:07:58] Speaker A: Be able to move things with me on my mind. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Okay. What would you want to move? [00:08:02] Speaker A: Anything and everything. [00:08:03] Speaker B: That'd be good. If you could play. If you was playing sports. Yeah, you should. You'll be like. Yeah, like that. Oh, you. Baseball. You hit the ball. [00:08:13] Speaker A: Yeah. And just make it go far. [00:08:16] Speaker B: Yeah, but what kind of stuff? [00:08:17] Speaker A: I'm not playing sports with it. [00:08:18] Speaker B: What would you be doing moving with it? [00:08:22] Speaker A: When it comes to probably just everyday life stuff. [00:08:26] Speaker B: Okay. [00:08:26] Speaker A: Like if I'm cooking and I need laziness. No, no, no, Relax. [00:08:31] Speaker C: It's lazy. That's being lazy. [00:08:33] Speaker A: No, it's not. Actually. [00:08:34] Speaker C: If you want to save the world or something with it. [00:08:36] Speaker A: I would definitely be saving the world. He didn't say save the world. I know I would. I mean around the house stuff, like moving furniture. Redecorating, obviously. But if I'm cooking and if, like, oh, crap, I need this and something's about to burn. Just have something quick, fast. [00:08:54] Speaker B: I know your superhero name. The domesticator. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Absolutely not. [00:09:01] Speaker B: The first thing she come up with is, if I'm cooking chicken, I want. [00:09:05] Speaker C: To be able to clean. [00:09:05] Speaker B: I ain't know chicken and rice at the same time without my hands. [00:09:11] Speaker A: And then I'd be able to prevent car crashes. Possibly. [00:09:15] Speaker C: You have to be there. [00:09:17] Speaker A: Obviously, if I'm too many of them. Obviously if I'm there. Superman ain't save everybody. [00:09:24] Speaker C: Yeah, he did. [00:09:25] Speaker B: He only say one person. [00:09:26] Speaker C: Lois. [00:09:27] Speaker B: Yep. [00:09:28] Speaker A: All the time. [00:09:29] Speaker C: All for the trim. [00:09:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:32] Speaker A: And she held out for as long as she did. [00:09:34] Speaker B: I was. Sex couldn't have been enjoyable for him. [00:09:38] Speaker C: We talked about that. [00:09:39] Speaker A: We talked about that. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Yeah, he had. He was holding back. He would have had. He needed to have sex with Wonder Woman. [00:09:45] Speaker C: Oh, that'd have been crazy. [00:09:46] Speaker B: Take it. [00:09:47] Speaker C: She would have had that lasso on him. [00:09:48] Speaker B: I'm gonna give you all this. Yeah. That's my. [00:09:51] Speaker C: What was it? [00:09:51] Speaker B: Linda Carter. What was Wonder Woman's real name? [00:09:54] Speaker C: That's close to what you just said. [00:09:56] Speaker B: No, that's a real life name. But her name on the. [00:09:58] Speaker C: Oh. Couldn't tell you. [00:10:00] Speaker B: Diana. [00:10:01] Speaker A: Diana. [00:10:02] Speaker B: That's my Diana. Yeah, that's what Superman said. I think Batman hit that. My number. [00:10:07] Speaker A: I think so, too. [00:10:08] Speaker B: My number four is super strength. [00:10:13] Speaker C: Okay. [00:10:14] Speaker A: Of course. [00:10:15] Speaker C: Yes. [00:10:15] Speaker B: You know why? [00:10:16] Speaker A: As a man football player, you gonna knock somebody out. [00:10:20] Speaker B: But I'll be able. I'll be able to use it. [00:10:23] Speaker C: You dial it down. [00:10:24] Speaker B: Dial it down a whole lot. You know, Stir down. [00:10:27] Speaker A: You know it ain't gonna happen. You. You gonna have to have years of practice to dial it down because. Yeah, but sometimes they had to get used to their power. [00:10:34] Speaker C: They did. [00:10:34] Speaker B: But we talking about I'm used to it and I'm fully functional. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Cause you a teenager with that power. [00:10:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:39] Speaker A: Take somebody out. [00:10:40] Speaker B: But you know that. Okay, so we gonna go to my number. My number three don't jump through. I'm gonna use. I'm gonna use an example for my number three. All three of these come together. Okay, but you know what I'm saying? But yeah, super strength without. Dial it down. But I'm trying to think of something I need to be strong at in the regular life or just. Cause I ain't really about saving all these people, you know what I'm saying? Cause you could be super strong, but not being invincible. And now, you know, you just a strong nigger. You get shot by Tyrone and now you strong and dead. So I just be like strong, you know? Like, it's third down and we need a sack or something. I can push him out the way. [00:11:15] Speaker C: Push all three, you know. Yeah. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Easily. You know what I'm saying? So that's my number four. [00:11:21] Speaker C: My number four is the same what. [00:11:23] Speaker B: Superstar super strength reasons being. [00:11:25] Speaker C: I mean, I wish. Because I'll be doing all the wrong with it. [00:11:29] Speaker B: Oh, all the banks, all the wrongs. [00:11:32] Speaker C: All the wrong with it, man. I'm telling you, I'll be. [00:11:36] Speaker B: Ah. [00:11:36] Speaker C: I shouldn't even say it on the show. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Why not? It ain't like you're gonna be super strong and rob a bank. [00:11:41] Speaker C: That's what I'll be doing. I'll be outside at night. I'll be breaking the bricks apart and going inside of the building and getting the money. [00:11:49] Speaker B: And why not just go through the front door? [00:11:51] Speaker C: Now, I would have to tell you that on my second top favorite. [00:11:58] Speaker B: Okay. All right. What about you? What's your number? What we on four? [00:12:04] Speaker A: Yes. And number four, My number four is control of the elements. [00:12:08] Speaker B: Oh, Jesus Christ. [00:12:10] Speaker C: What? [00:12:10] Speaker A: What? [00:12:10] Speaker B: Why? So you can stop a forest fire whenever it happens? [00:12:14] Speaker A: At least I'm saving the world. At least I'm saving the world. [00:12:18] Speaker B: Captain Planet over here, she's a hero. [00:12:22] Speaker A: You just never know. [00:12:23] Speaker B: She gonna take pollution down to zero. [00:12:26] Speaker C: Not Captain Planet. [00:12:28] Speaker A: I can watch control the elements, including like. Like metal and stuff. [00:12:34] Speaker B: Oh, the elements. [00:12:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:36] Speaker B: I'm thinking the weather. My bad. [00:12:38] Speaker A: See how disrespectful you are? [00:12:41] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I'm stupid. So you can control AU. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Yes, I see you okay, Mr. Science Man. [00:12:49] Speaker C: Okay. [00:12:55] Speaker A: Here we go. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Okay. Sorry. [00:12:58] Speaker A: Yeah, but like metal, electricity, those type of. Those type of elements. [00:13:03] Speaker B: The ions. [00:13:04] Speaker A: Yes. [00:13:05] Speaker B: Things of that nature. [00:13:06] Speaker A: Yep. You thought I was trying to be captain planet out here. [00:13:10] Speaker B: Yeah. You said. When you said elements, I was thinking weather. [00:13:12] Speaker A: No. [00:13:12] Speaker B: And I just initially went straight to storm. [00:13:14] Speaker A: I see storm. [00:13:16] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I went to. [00:13:17] Speaker A: That would have been cool. But that's so limited, you know. [00:13:20] Speaker B: It is. I. This just lets me know this list that my. My. I'm not as creative because I'm just thinking like right now what I really want. [00:13:29] Speaker C: Because it's football. [00:13:30] Speaker B: Football and basketball. But you know, just. Just to get, you know. [00:13:35] Speaker C: What's your next one? [00:13:36] Speaker B: My number three is super speed. But not like the flash speed. [00:13:44] Speaker C: Dial it down again. [00:13:45] Speaker B: Not like a train speed. [00:13:47] Speaker C: A train. The boys. [00:13:48] Speaker B: But like, what's the boy on. [00:13:52] Speaker C: Jack. Jack. [00:13:53] Speaker B: That's. That's the fast one. [00:13:54] Speaker A: No, that's Dash. [00:13:55] Speaker B: Dash. Remember when Dash was in the race? [00:13:58] Speaker A: Uh huh. [00:13:58] Speaker B: And he was kicking ass and his dad was like, dial it back. [00:14:02] Speaker A: Yeah. He had full control of his, like. [00:14:04] Speaker B: I would beat you. Same boat. But I wouldn't like, crush USAY boat. [00:14:07] Speaker A: Just by like a little bit. [00:14:08] Speaker B: I make him think. [00:14:09] Speaker A: It always got to be quick. It always got to be a small chance. Like, oh, you say might take. Oh, he came back in the last second. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Y. So, yeah, like that. You know what I'm saying? I be. [00:14:20] Speaker A: You just want to beat people. [00:14:21] Speaker B: International superstar. No, I want to be rich. [00:14:24] Speaker A: Okay. [00:14:24] Speaker B: By sports. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Okay, so you want to be rich by sports. I want to be rich by thieves. And you want to be. [00:14:32] Speaker A: I'm saving the world. I'm saving the world. [00:14:34] Speaker B: And cook. [00:14:36] Speaker A: And I'm killing a whole lot of villains while I'm at it. [00:14:40] Speaker B: While she has a very decade. Decorative house. [00:14:43] Speaker A: Yep. [00:14:43] Speaker B: Feng shui in a house. What's your number? What we on three. [00:14:47] Speaker C: My number three. My number three is X ray vision. [00:14:50] Speaker B: Oh, gosh. [00:14:52] Speaker A: I mean, why? [00:14:53] Speaker B: Creepy villain. [00:14:54] Speaker A: He's such a creepy villain. [00:14:56] Speaker C: I didn't say X ray for people. [00:14:58] Speaker B: What would you want to say? [00:14:59] Speaker A: I mean, X ray vision. You see it through everything. Yeah. [00:15:02] Speaker C: Better. [00:15:02] Speaker B: Would you want to tell if I got cancer or not or something? No, you wouldn't. [00:15:05] Speaker C: You just want to see. I would use it for that, though. I would be like, oh, yeah, B, you might want to get that back. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Check. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Might want to check your heart. [00:15:12] Speaker B: I do. I got arthritis. [00:15:13] Speaker A: There's a whole lot of clogged artery going on over there. [00:15:16] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm about to clog some more Today, because I'm going Angry Chicken. [00:15:19] Speaker C: You are? [00:15:19] Speaker B: Yes. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Hey, I got so crazy because you went to Angry Chicken like two weeks ago when we were filming. [00:15:28] Speaker B: Recording, recording. [00:15:29] Speaker A: You know what I mean? [00:15:30] Speaker B: I do know what you mean, but. [00:15:31] Speaker A: I am very you angry chicken man. [00:15:34] Speaker B: Okay, yeah. It's my last angry chicken for the. [00:15:37] Speaker C: Angry Chicken for the beginning of the. [00:15:39] Speaker A: For the beginning of the beginning of the year. [00:15:40] Speaker B: For the. And I'm going. I'm not going no more for the rest of 2025. Okay, so there. [00:15:44] Speaker A: That's great. [00:15:45] Speaker C: But yeah, X ray vision. [00:15:47] Speaker B: What would you want to X ray vision? See, man, I'm telling you, besides with. [00:15:50] Speaker C: Skirts, I. I would want to see. [00:15:52] Speaker B: You know, naked women. [00:15:54] Speaker C: Naked women too. Because I mean, you got your own. You walking around with your own porno at hand. No. Your own Instagram. [00:16:04] Speaker B: How about that? [00:16:05] Speaker A: You no, this amazing. [00:16:06] Speaker C: Cuz see on Instagram. And same thing I walk around seeing. [00:16:09] Speaker B: I'm pleased looking at my Instagram with the women with clothes on. [00:16:12] Speaker A: Are they naked on Instagram? [00:16:13] Speaker B: No, no. [00:16:15] Speaker C: Close to it. [00:16:16] Speaker A: But I'm saying if you walking around, they gonna be naked in your eyes. [00:16:20] Speaker C: You know what? [00:16:21] Speaker A: That's why I said I would watch. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Nick, I would watch Playboy, I would go to big events and just be like, why is he smiling like that? [00:16:33] Speaker B: That's the most useless superpower ever. [00:16:36] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:16:37] Speaker B: What can you use it for? [00:16:38] Speaker C: It is so entertaining. [00:16:40] Speaker A: It's for him, everything. You can't down his superpowers for me. [00:16:45] Speaker B: You're right, you're right, you're right. The last few. [00:16:46] Speaker A: And he could look through V. Look. [00:16:48] Speaker C: You'Ll be with me like, yo. [00:16:50] Speaker A: Nah, you can look through vaults. [00:16:52] Speaker C: Yo. How that one? [00:16:54] Speaker B: See? But see, my last. Your last few episodes, I've noticed that a lot of the things don't necessarily have to be good or bad. You just as long as it's entertaining to you, you're fine. [00:17:07] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what life is, right? [00:17:09] Speaker B: No, not for me. [00:17:10] Speaker C: I'm sorry. [00:17:11] Speaker B: Not for me. [00:17:12] Speaker C: As long as I'm entertained, that's. [00:17:14] Speaker B: Well good for you. [00:17:15] Speaker C: If you trip and fall. Hey, long as it was funny for me. [00:17:17] Speaker B: You, you, you. That's your number. I figured. I figured that. But how does that fit in your villain motif? [00:17:27] Speaker C: Cause, well, I might as well. Well, it goes with my number one. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Okay, you can see what you want and make you. I got you. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Ah, see? Look at the brains on bread. [00:17:40] Speaker B: Oh, who's it on? Oh, it's on you for now. Number three. [00:17:43] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Teleportation. [00:17:47] Speaker B: Oh, now it's two types of teleportation. It's one where you can go yourself and then there's one where you, if whatever you touching go with you. [00:17:56] Speaker A: Yeah, I would definitely have that. Anything, any person. If I have to teleport. Gotta go. [00:18:03] Speaker B: Oh, I got one. I just thought of one. [00:18:05] Speaker C: Another one or you're finally remember he number one. [00:18:08] Speaker B: No, this is not my number one. [00:18:10] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, teleportation's a good, I gotta, yeah. [00:18:14] Speaker A: I gotta be a lot of places. [00:18:15] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:18:16] Speaker A: And I can get there fast. [00:18:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a real good one. [00:18:20] Speaker A: Why, what you trying to say? [00:18:21] Speaker C: I mean, we'll talk about when we come back around to me, huh? [00:18:24] Speaker A: I'm sure, I'm sure. [00:18:27] Speaker C: So if you could teleport right now, where would it be? [00:18:33] Speaker A: We gonna put this on? On air? We can't. I can't say it on air? [00:18:36] Speaker C: No, I said what's wrong? I just said how much I, I, I love seeing people get hurt. I mean, you tell me something crazy. [00:18:43] Speaker A: Wherever they're killing people for what? [00:18:46] Speaker C: To see it? [00:18:47] Speaker A: No, to kill them. [00:18:49] Speaker C: That ain't your power. Your power's running. [00:18:52] Speaker A: I have control of elements and telekinesis while I have. [00:18:56] Speaker B: You don't have all of these at the same time. [00:18:57] Speaker A: I'm Supergirl. [00:18:59] Speaker C: No, you, it's one. You could do one thing right now. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Okay, so if I could do one, I don't know, anywhere, honestly, if I wanted to teleport to Dubai, if I wanted to go on a trip, okay, anywhere around the world, I can just get there. [00:19:14] Speaker C: What about Usher's dressing room? [00:19:15] Speaker A: Australia? Absolutely not. [00:19:17] Speaker B: Usher ain't your type. [00:19:18] Speaker C: You wouldn't go to no. [00:19:19] Speaker B: Who, Whose dressing room? Idris Elba. [00:19:21] Speaker A: No, I wouldn't go to no male celebrities dressing room. [00:19:26] Speaker B: Rihanna's dressing room. [00:19:28] Speaker A: No, I would definitely go to Rihanna's dressing room just so I could pick her brain. [00:19:31] Speaker B: And you'll see Els pick her brain. You'll see El standing outside like this, looking through. [00:19:36] Speaker A: Right, Looking through the do. [00:19:40] Speaker C: What are you doing here? [00:19:41] Speaker B: I'd be like, what are you doing here? [00:19:42] Speaker A: Oh, I was waiting til she come out. [00:19:43] Speaker B: She's entertaining. [00:19:44] Speaker C: Hey. With a black trench coat on, not saying nothing. Just like looking. [00:19:48] Speaker A: But no, it's just I'd have a lot of time if I can teleport. [00:19:53] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:19:56] Speaker C: But it's kind of weird how you, I'm gonna say this, it's kind of weird how you said no to Usher, but yes to what you got, B, A woman. [00:20:07] Speaker A: To Rihanna. Yeah, that's not weird. [00:20:11] Speaker B: That's beautiful. [00:20:13] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:13] Speaker B: That's the most beautiful thing you said on this show. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Hey, you know what? I think people's doing it right now. [00:20:18] Speaker B: Even the heartfelt thing you said the other episode about Robin Williams or whoever the fuck. Who is that? Who died? The lady, Natalie DeSalbe. [00:20:26] Speaker C: Yeah, see, we didn't know. [00:20:27] Speaker B: The most beautiful thing you just said is about you going in Rihanna's dressing room without consent. He gonna sneak in there. [00:20:35] Speaker A: I'm not sneaking. I'm just gonna poof. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Are you poofing in? Like, poof it, Right? What's my man off of? [00:20:40] Speaker A: And I'd be like, oh, my God. I have no idea how I got here. Please don't tell anyone. [00:20:44] Speaker B: You're gonna poof in there like nightcrawler? Or do you, like, just up in the corner, do you, like, slowly appear like you. You know what I'm saying? [00:20:51] Speaker A: No, it would just pop. It would not. Not poof like nightcrawler. No. No blue smoke behind me. [00:20:56] Speaker B: Yeah, it'll probably be brown smoke. [00:20:58] Speaker A: It'll just. And it's just like, where the hell she come from? [00:21:01] Speaker B: Brown smoke just, like, stand there. [00:21:04] Speaker A: No, I'd get fashion tips from her, and then I'd get marketing tips from her, and then I'd be like, hey, how you want to go to. [00:21:11] Speaker B: You want to go to Barbados real quick? They'll be looking at you like, yaman. [00:21:16] Speaker A: I wouldn't go to Barbados. [00:21:18] Speaker B: No. That's what. She froze. I know. [00:21:19] Speaker A: I know. That's her. That's her home. [00:21:21] Speaker B: She's like, hold my hand. Let's go poof. And then y'all be in Barbados. [00:21:24] Speaker A: We'd be besties after that. [00:21:26] Speaker B: She'll get plantain. [00:21:27] Speaker C: You think that you just broke into that room? [00:21:29] Speaker A: We would. [00:21:30] Speaker C: You just broke in the room. [00:21:31] Speaker A: She'd be curious on how did I get in her room? [00:21:33] Speaker B: Why does it smell like cinnamon? And then y'all poof. Y'all go to Barbados. She'd be like, oh, it's you. And then, because I don't know what. Nightcrawlers. What do you think Nightcrawler poo smell like the devil. [00:21:45] Speaker A: It smells. It just. It's his. Seemed like. It smell like sulfur. [00:21:50] Speaker B: Something old, like something dusty. [00:21:54] Speaker A: Yeah, like. Like, remember he. He lived in that church? [00:21:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:21:59] Speaker A: It seemed like he was. [00:22:00] Speaker B: His poo smell like. [00:22:02] Speaker A: Like that. Yeah. God damn. [00:22:06] Speaker B: I can hear Wolverine, night crawler head sneezing. And where we at? My number two. [00:22:14] Speaker C: Your number two. [00:22:15] Speaker B: My number two is to be able to make portals. [00:22:20] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:21] Speaker B: Like, Dr. Strange. [00:22:23] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:22:24] Speaker B: So I make a portal in the bank. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Okay. Reach your hand in, Reach your hand. [00:22:29] Speaker B: And get all the money out. [00:22:30] Speaker C: Get what you need. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Get what I need. [00:22:32] Speaker C: Close that. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Close that portal. Now. I got all that money in my crib. You know what I'm saying? [00:22:37] Speaker A: That's good. [00:22:39] Speaker B: Make a portal. [00:22:41] Speaker C: Yep. [00:22:42] Speaker B: To outside of Rihanna's dressing room. And I see L standing there looking at wall and smack him on the back of the head. [00:22:48] Speaker C: And while you go. Why you going? [00:22:49] Speaker B: No, I don't go in. I just see you stand outside. Look at this. Close the portal. He's like, who slapped me? [00:22:57] Speaker C: Hey, man, I wish we had an animator to do that to make that story come alive. [00:23:01] Speaker B: It's a nigga that do it for Kev on stage too. I'm gonna show you some of his video. [00:23:05] Speaker C: That'd be funny. [00:23:06] Speaker B: Then make a portal inside of Rihanna's. [00:23:10] Speaker C: Inside of Rihanna's. [00:23:11] Speaker A: Inside Rihanna's. [00:23:12] Speaker B: And I see her poof. And I catch her right at the time you poof. When I pull you in, like, get out of this woman dressing room, you close the poor. [00:23:24] Speaker A: I would definitely take Rihanna's stuff. Whatever's in her dressing room is coming back with me. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Even her number two. [00:23:30] Speaker C: My number two. [00:23:31] Speaker B: Number two. [00:23:32] Speaker C: No, it's my number one, ain't it? [00:23:33] Speaker B: No, I started this number two. [00:23:35] Speaker C: My number two. [00:23:39] Speaker B: I guess you lost. [00:23:40] Speaker A: You lost count or how many you got up there? [00:23:43] Speaker C: Well, teleportation. That's when my X ray vision, I. [00:23:48] Speaker B: You only got one at a time, see, Right? [00:23:50] Speaker A: That's what y'all said to me. It's only one. What are you using it for? Huh? Well, whose dressing room are you popping up into? [00:23:57] Speaker C: I tell you which one. I. I want the teleportation where I can bring stuff with me. Yeah. [00:24:01] Speaker B: Because I'm in the vault getting the money. [00:24:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:05] Speaker C: Back at home. [00:24:05] Speaker B: See, that's why in the vault, I'd. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Be the world's biggest bank robber. [00:24:10] Speaker B: See, that's why I said the portal, because. And the superhero stuff I've seen, I don't know. I ain't really too big. Too big on it, but I don't remember them taking stuff. [00:24:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:21] Speaker B: What was that movie they always take? [00:24:23] Speaker A: Jumper? [00:24:23] Speaker C: Huh? Jumper. That was Jumper with Samuel Jackson. [00:24:26] Speaker B: Yeah, he had to see it. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Now. That was like. [00:24:28] Speaker B: Yeah, he had to see it. [00:24:29] Speaker C: He had to see it. [00:24:30] Speaker B: That's why I see the place. [00:24:31] Speaker C: Vision. Was I putting it together, you know? [00:24:33] Speaker B: See? [00:24:34] Speaker A: But even he had to see the location of where he was. But that's how nightcrawler worked too. If he's never been there, they can't. They can't magically. [00:24:42] Speaker B: He had to be there before. Yeah, he had to have been there before. [00:24:45] Speaker C: He had to have been there. That's. [00:24:49] Speaker B: What with the portals, it ain't mattered. He could just open it. [00:24:54] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. [00:24:55] Speaker B: And sometimes he'd be fucked up because he opened it somewhere that he don't even know. [00:24:58] Speaker A: Yeah. In another country. [00:24:59] Speaker B: Yeah. But once he got it, he got it, so. But, you know, that's why I said portals instead of teleportation, because I know, like, it's been somewhere. Like the person, they're like. Like Nightcrawler, if he touching you and he teleport and he'll take you with him. You know what I'm saying? So. But anyway, you don't want that. No, I'm saying it's. It's either touching things or. Cause like, it's only so much money and stuff you can hold. You know what I'm saying? [00:25:24] Speaker C: So did you see Jumper? [00:25:25] Speaker B: I did, years ago, once. [00:25:27] Speaker C: Well, what it was, he would put it back. Oh, by the end, he was in his room and he had a map on the wall. He was jumping in the bank vaults, coming back, dropping the stashes of cash off. [00:25:39] Speaker A: Yeah. But by the end, remember, he got strong enough to shift his. To take a whole apartment with him. [00:25:45] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Samuel Jackson, when he gets shocked. So he had like a taser and it would. It would throw his mind. [00:25:53] Speaker A: It was like a thousand jolts of electricity. Something like that. [00:25:56] Speaker B: Was that the same? Now I'm thinking about. What's that movie with Bruce Willis? [00:26:02] Speaker C: Timeless. [00:26:03] Speaker B: And it's one way he was like going back in time to his old self. [00:26:06] Speaker C: That's timeless, I think. [00:26:07] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:26:08] Speaker C: That was good too. [00:26:09] Speaker B: That was called Jump. Okay. [00:26:10] Speaker C: All right. [00:26:11] Speaker B: Yeah. What's your number two? [00:26:13] Speaker A: Multiply. [00:26:14] Speaker B: Like more multiplicity. Your man would love that. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Okay. That was a good one. [00:26:22] Speaker A: Yeah, probably would. [00:26:23] Speaker B: That's you. You watch the boys? [00:26:25] Speaker A: No, I have not watched the boys. [00:26:30] Speaker B: It's invincible. It's invincible. [00:26:33] Speaker C: What's that? [00:26:33] Speaker B: It's a cartoon. It's a superhero cartoon that comes on. It comes on prime too. Oh, yeah. And one of the. One of the characters is a girl and she make herself multiple people. And one of one episode, her boyfriend was sleeping with one of the multiplies. He didn't know it. And the real her knew it was. No, the real her was with another guy. She set it up like that. And he found out some kind of way. But Dang that just reminded me of that. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Like, Shane even wanted the real one to be with her. [00:27:06] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Because with her boyfriend. That's crazy. [00:27:09] Speaker B: That's what it was. [00:27:10] Speaker A: Volumes. [00:27:11] Speaker B: But why multiply? [00:27:14] Speaker A: Do a million things at once if I wanted to? Huh? [00:27:18] Speaker B: Like cooking? [00:27:19] Speaker C: Like. [00:27:19] Speaker A: No, not cooking. [00:27:20] Speaker B: You'd be cooking. [00:27:22] Speaker A: Having to deal with people. Like, one. I could take over the world if it's multiple people. Like, multiple of me. But if I don't want to, if I personally, myself don't want to deal with people in one day, I can just send multiple. [00:27:38] Speaker B: Multiple locations. [00:27:39] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like, go ahead, please. I don't want to deal with nobody. [00:27:42] Speaker B: All of mine are probably, like, have jobs and. Right. It'd be eight of me going to different jobs at the same time, and all eight of us coming home at the same time wanting to play the game. [00:27:55] Speaker C: What was that movie? [00:27:56] Speaker A: You'd never be bored. [00:27:58] Speaker C: What was that movie that did that most. Multiplicity. [00:28:01] Speaker A: Multiplicity. [00:28:02] Speaker B: With Michael Keaton. [00:28:05] Speaker C: Keaton, yeah. They wasn't that smart, though. The more he multiplied they would get. [00:28:08] Speaker B: Oh, the dumber they got. [00:28:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:09] Speaker B: Oh, that's a good caveat. Yeah. My number one is to be, like, super smart, like Tony Stark or. You know what I'm saying? All the girl or Shuri. She's super smart. Riri Williams, who gonna be the next Iron Man? You've seen Black Panther 2? [00:28:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:36] Speaker B: So the black girl. Yeah, that was in that. [00:28:38] Speaker A: I love that they brought her. [00:28:40] Speaker B: She gonna be. She's supposed to be the new Iron Man. [00:28:42] Speaker A: She's Ironheart. [00:28:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:43] Speaker B: She's Iron Heart. But she take over for Tony Stark. Yeah, so she, like, super smart. [00:28:47] Speaker C: They got a trailer for it already? [00:28:49] Speaker A: No, no, but she was in Part two. [00:28:51] Speaker B: She was in Black Panther too. [00:28:52] Speaker A: She made that suit. [00:28:53] Speaker C: No, I'm saying, do they have a trailer for that movie? [00:28:55] Speaker A: Oh, no, not yet. [00:28:57] Speaker B: They made it. I think it's almost done, though. It's either gonna be a movie or a show. But she's super smart and all of that. But, you know, those people. [00:29:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:08] Speaker B: Are, you know, super smart. They be making technology. [00:29:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:29:10] Speaker B: And I'd probably be more like Tony Stark the way, you know, Shuri just did it for hurt people. [00:29:15] Speaker C: But was Tony Stark smart like that? [00:29:17] Speaker B: Yeah, he created all of that. This made a suit in a cave. [00:29:21] Speaker A: Yep. [00:29:21] Speaker B: He made the Iron man suit and. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Then he went home and made Iron Man. [00:29:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Made Iron Man's Men. Iron man suits. He had a suit he liked. The shit could come to him whenever he was different places. Not Iron Boys. [00:29:39] Speaker C: I mean, yeah, he was. [00:29:40] Speaker B: He was super smart. [00:29:41] Speaker C: He was smart, but he wasn't like the smartest one of the superheroes. Like smart smart. The man Glass was smart. [00:29:48] Speaker B: He made jars. [00:29:49] Speaker A: Why you gotta take it away from Iron man, huh? [00:29:52] Speaker B: Who's Glass? [00:29:54] Speaker C: Samuel Jackson. [00:29:55] Speaker A: And splitting. [00:29:56] Speaker B: He couldn't even make himself walk. [00:29:58] Speaker C: He was smart though. He. He lined a lot of stuff. [00:30:01] Speaker B: If he was so smart, he could have made his suit to make legs and make his ass walk. But he did. Iron Man. Iron Man. Iron man was a billionaire. [00:30:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:11] Speaker B: Over his smarts. And he made all of that technology. [00:30:14] Speaker C: He was a billionaire off his daddy. [00:30:16] Speaker B: He still made the technology. Yeah, his daddy worked for the government. Iron man sells to the government. There's a difference. And he made the suit to wear. He just put his hand out and that just cover him up. [00:30:27] Speaker A: That's smart because he had the little. [00:30:30] Speaker B: Nanobots or whatever you call it. Yeah, I mean that. Then he made Spider Man a new suit. [00:30:35] Speaker C: Yeah, he wasn't. He wasn't using it right. [00:30:38] Speaker B: Who's Spider Man? Yeah, he was new. He had just got that. Yeah, he knew all the bells and whistles, but yeah. So super smart again. Whatever you use it for. Maybe save the world, maybe not. But I'm gonna create some stuff to get rich. [00:30:53] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:53] Speaker B: Elon Musk, your Tesla. My run off of water. [00:31:00] Speaker C: What you talking about? The water thing, you know, they. [00:31:04] Speaker A: They coming for you. [00:31:05] Speaker C: They come in the kitchen. [00:31:06] Speaker A: It's a dude, they're like he gonna figure it out. [00:31:08] Speaker B: It's a dude that did it. [00:31:10] Speaker C: And they said he came up dead and all that. It was two of them that, that happened. [00:31:15] Speaker B: One of them still alive though. He. But he did it in a expedition. An old ass expedition. [00:31:20] Speaker C: For real. [00:31:21] Speaker B: Yeah, I saw one. [00:31:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Your name Tyrone? [00:31:24] Speaker B: Nah. Jamal. What's your number one? [00:31:28] Speaker C: My number one is like Corey's being able to be in two places at one time. [00:31:35] Speaker B: So you'll multiply yourself. Yeah, just two plays at one time. A whole bunch of you, a whole bunch of me. [00:31:40] Speaker C: As many as me as I need. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Okay. [00:31:42] Speaker C: Like you know, multiplicity. [00:31:44] Speaker B: You know, we should have did, we should have. Like whichever one somebody said. Because she kind of. You kind of said it with the multiplicity like the movie. Like each one got dumber. Yeah, we should have came up with a side effect for the person. Each one for each one. [00:31:59] Speaker A: So like, so telekinesis obviously. And the majority of them have this problem. They go through brain bleeds because they're using such strong. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Oh, so they're gonna do it so. [00:32:10] Speaker A: Much so yeah, they start bleeding now. [00:32:12] Speaker C: It'S gotta be weird stuff like you can't walk like. [00:32:16] Speaker B: No, I could be regular. [00:32:17] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't walk like you in a. [00:32:20] Speaker A: That's like. That's like Professor X. Yeah, you could. [00:32:22] Speaker C: Teleport, but you can't walk. [00:32:25] Speaker B: But he don't teleport though. [00:32:27] Speaker C: I'm just saying that was. [00:32:28] Speaker B: But he got his injury. He got his injury. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Yeah, he got shot. But then when he. No, I'm saying would get rid of the voices, he could walk again. [00:32:35] Speaker B: Really? [00:32:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that. [00:32:38] Speaker C: It made him weaker. [00:32:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:41] Speaker A: So your number one invisibility, slapping the out of people. [00:32:47] Speaker B: See, I thought about invisibility too. I did too. That was gonna be on my list. But the stuff I want to be. Want to do invisible. You can see what I'd be doing. So if I want to rob a bank, you can see the money floating, walking away. Then I'd be like, ooh, I'm the ghost of J.P. morgan Chase. [00:33:08] Speaker A: No, my invisibility is gonna definitely to either be to haunt people and smack people. I'm just gonna make somebody's life and live in hell. Whoever pisses me off that day, I'm following them home. [00:33:17] Speaker C: Would you wear clothes? [00:33:18] Speaker B: How can you follow them home? [00:33:19] Speaker A: No, I have to be naked. You gotta be naked. [00:33:21] Speaker B: How can you follow them home? [00:33:23] Speaker A: What do you mean? If I'm in a store with somebody. [00:33:26] Speaker B: You'Ll get in their car. [00:33:27] Speaker A: I'm getting right in their car. Open the trunk. Put your groceries in. [00:33:30] Speaker C: You'll get in the trunk and you would talk. [00:33:33] Speaker A: I'm doing something. I'm just scaring the out of them. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Oh. [00:33:36] Speaker A: Even if they open the door, even if they open their. Their driver's door, I'm jumping in real quick. [00:33:42] Speaker B: But they. It's a lot to that because you could. [00:33:45] Speaker A: I could always distract them. I could always distract them. [00:33:49] Speaker B: Oh yeah, true. [00:33:50] Speaker A: And then they like what the hell. Then to get in the car and then sit in the passenger seat and ride. Yeah, but have the alarm going ding, ding. Like passengers gotta go off. And they like what the hell? [00:34:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:03] Speaker A: And it's like it's broken. And then to start seeing, messing with. Oh man. Slapping them while they driving the back of their head. [00:34:12] Speaker B: But what if you causing the rape and then y'all die. [00:34:17] Speaker A: I would never die. I wouldn't risk my life if you. [00:34:20] Speaker B: If. Let me tell you something. [00:34:22] Speaker A: I'm not risking my life. [00:34:23] Speaker B: You ever been driving in a Spiderman in your car? Yeah, you almost. [00:34:27] Speaker A: I'm not scared of bugs, so no. [00:34:28] Speaker B: Well, I Almost. I was driving one time. I used to have a Yukon, and I was driving. The spider had came down from the top. I about killed five people. Oh, I started smashing up against the wind. I threw my CD out of the window. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:34:43] Speaker B: Smash it up against the window like so. If I skitter. [00:34:46] Speaker A: Bugs. [00:34:48] Speaker B: Surprise spiders. [00:34:50] Speaker C: Surprise spiders. [00:34:51] Speaker B: A regular spider don't scare me, but a surprise spider. Yeah. So if I'm. If I'm driving and my seat belt thing going off and then my seatbelt start moving by itself, I'm killing me. And whatever's in the seat. If you a ghost. [00:35:05] Speaker A: See, that's just you, though. [00:35:06] Speaker B: If you a ghost, you ain't going to hell. You going to hell. [00:35:09] Speaker C: Hell. [00:35:09] Speaker B: You going to double hell. Cause you gonna die again, fucking with me. Yeah. So. [00:35:13] Speaker A: But I might. Or I might just wait till they get home. Look surprised. [00:35:17] Speaker C: Surprise. [00:35:18] Speaker B: Y'all saw that scan herself. [00:35:21] Speaker C: You got something flew down something. [00:35:23] Speaker A: Ain't nothing fly down. Nothing flew down. [00:35:26] Speaker C: So what, B just jumped out of his seat? [00:35:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:29] Speaker A: Scam. Scaring yourself by the invisible fly. The spider. [00:35:34] Speaker B: What? [00:35:35] Speaker C: What? [00:35:35] Speaker B: So other than smacking people and scaring people, that's the only use you're gonna have? [00:35:39] Speaker A: No. When I don't want to be bothered, like when I don't want to be found, I'm just going invisible for the day. Yeah. [00:35:44] Speaker C: So you just be sitting on the couch. [00:35:45] Speaker A: So I could just be a nice. [00:35:46] Speaker B: And you have to. [00:35:47] Speaker A: When I want to go into my introvert like. Like my introvert days now, you might. [00:35:52] Speaker C: Hear something you don't want to hear. [00:35:53] Speaker A: That's fine. [00:35:53] Speaker C: She'll be like, yeah, that girl. She didn't dance. [00:35:56] Speaker B: And why she smell like cinnamon? [00:35:57] Speaker A: Yep. And then I'ma smack the out of them, and they'd be like, did you smack me? I make them smack each other. Yep. Y'all say something about me. [00:36:07] Speaker C: You got it all figured out. That's it, right? [00:36:09] Speaker B: That's it. That's. That's five. [00:36:11] Speaker A: That's five honorable mentions. [00:36:14] Speaker C: No, but we know you got something. [00:36:15] Speaker A: You know I got something. [00:36:16] Speaker B: What's your honorable message? [00:36:17] Speaker A: Ability to lend power. So whatever power I do have, I have a secret ability to lend it to somebody. [00:36:25] Speaker B: Oh, so you could double team, Double team. So, like, if you had a boyfriend or something and you could multiply yourself, he could. You are touching it. He must be like him. [00:36:35] Speaker A: So it'd be having an orgy or with ourselves, like, what do you want? [00:36:40] Speaker B: Or Eiffel Tower with your man. [00:36:42] Speaker C: Hey. Hey. Why you. Oh, why your voice changed? [00:36:45] Speaker A: I mean, that's a dream. But that's just like twins or something. [00:36:50] Speaker B: Somebody gonna catch that. [00:36:51] Speaker C: Yeah, they writing everything down. Okay, so she likes Rihanna instead of. Instead of Usher. She don't mind three guys. [00:37:01] Speaker B: That's the. [00:37:02] Speaker C: She's 20. Dash through 37. [00:37:07] Speaker B: Yeah. It's trying to figure out. [00:37:09] Speaker A: And then I had flying. Yeah. [00:37:12] Speaker B: Yeah, Flying. [00:37:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that's an honorable mention. Honorable mention. Telepathy. Reading somebody's mind, but only within control. Just to catch somebody lying. [00:37:25] Speaker B: I would use that. Like playing poker or something. [00:37:27] Speaker A: That too. Yeah. To catch people lying, See if they bluffing. [00:37:30] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good. [00:37:31] Speaker A: That's. [00:37:32] Speaker C: I go to all the poker games. [00:37:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:35] Speaker A: I would never want to know what people think about me. Like, I wouldn't just be reading like this and walk in too late. [00:37:42] Speaker C: But if it's like somebody like. [00:37:45] Speaker A: Yeah, but if you have the control, you wouldn't. But if, like, if I ask you a question and then it's like you do something. Lying. [00:37:53] Speaker C: If. If that's like saying, I hope I never hear nothing about me and you walk up to somebody, you can't turn your ears off. You can't turn that off either. [00:38:01] Speaker B: But I guess this would be after she get, like, control of it. [00:38:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Because at first it'll just be like. [00:38:07] Speaker A: It'll be all over the place. [00:38:08] Speaker C: Yeah. It'd be like. [00:38:09] Speaker A: I'd be like. It's like we ain't say nothing. [00:38:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:15] Speaker A: Walk out the room embarrassed. That's always it. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Yep. Yep. [00:38:21] Speaker B: So that's it. What's it? Superhero powers we want. Yeah, It'd be a mean. It'd be like post about that, though, what people say, what superhero. What superpower would you want? [00:38:33] Speaker C: Or whatever. [00:38:34] Speaker B: So, yeah, people talk. [00:38:35] Speaker A: People have been talking about that for forever. [00:38:38] Speaker C: That's what I want to do. I want to. I want to have all of them. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Like, this world is so boring. It's like, why can't we actually have a superhero? [00:38:46] Speaker B: We got super villains. You talking about you do. [00:38:49] Speaker A: Where's the superheroes? That's what I'm talking about. [00:38:51] Speaker C: What's a super villain, though? Super villain is a good person to turn bad or a bad person. [00:38:57] Speaker B: No, just a bad person. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Yeah, they'll just be doing some crazy. [00:39:00] Speaker C: It's a difference. [00:39:00] Speaker B: You talking about an anti hero, not. [00:39:02] Speaker C: As a super villain. And there's just a villain. [00:39:04] Speaker A: A vigilante. [00:39:06] Speaker B: No, a villain. A villain would be like a regular villain would be like, let me see somebody like a lower level villain. Like just somebody who ain't got no superpowers. [00:39:20] Speaker A: Lex Luther There is a Lex Luthor. [00:39:23] Speaker B: Out there, kind of, but. [00:39:26] Speaker A: But there's no Superman. That's what I'm talking about. [00:39:28] Speaker B: But a super. [00:39:29] Speaker A: That's what I mean. Like. Yeah, where's the superhero? [00:39:32] Speaker C: I thought, well, in the comic book world, I thought there was like a. [00:39:35] Speaker A: No, I want a real life, real. [00:39:36] Speaker C: Meaning for super villain and a meaningful. [00:39:38] Speaker A: Sometimes I wish I could get struck by lightning or something sometimes and survive. Maybe I wake up with show. [00:39:45] Speaker B: I mean, the super villain would be somebody that actually has powers like Dr. Doom. [00:39:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:50] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:39:50] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:39:52] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. So that might be it. The powers and not have a power. [00:39:55] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. [00:39:55] Speaker C: Okay. [00:39:56] Speaker B: Like Batman. He a superhero, but yeah, he ain't really got no limited. He limited. [00:40:01] Speaker A: He's just rich. [00:40:02] Speaker B: He's just rich. [00:40:03] Speaker A: Superpower. [00:40:03] Speaker B: He a good detective. That's really his superpower, being a detective. But Superman is super. He can do everything. DJ Blaze, gmail.com, let us know your super power that you would want. They. Don't be silly. Like, I can get all the. Don't be like that. Yeah. Money. Just come to me, you know, Corey, let everybody know they can find you on social media. [00:40:32] Speaker A: They can find me on Instagram at Corey Sin. [00:40:35] Speaker C: All right. And they can find me on last week's episode. [00:40:38] Speaker B: Well, here you go again. [00:40:40] Speaker A: What's gonna happen? [00:40:42] Speaker B: And you can find me on social media at Preacher Underscore. Bp. You can find the show at DJ Blaze show on Instagram. Thank y'all for listening. It's gonna be a good new year. [00:40:51] Speaker C: We hope. [00:40:52] Speaker B: It's your boy. [00:40:52] Speaker C: Be easy. [00:40:53] Speaker A: It's your girl, Corey. [00:40:53] Speaker C: It's your boy, Al. [00:40:54] Speaker B: And we out let those who have ears listen. [00:40:59] Speaker C: Whoever you ask is the DJ Blaze shout.

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