The List: I Can't Live Without It

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let's get it started in here. Concept, music, news, entertainment, and heated discussions. DJ Blaze radio show starts now. [00:00:38] Speaker B: Welcome back. Welcome to Wednesday's episode of the DJ Blaze radio show podcast. It's your boy be easy, joined again by the homie Elle. [00:00:45] Speaker A: What out? What up? [00:00:47] Speaker B: Welcome. It's like you. Just like you never left. [00:00:51] Speaker A: Yeah, man. [00:00:52] Speaker B: It's like you sitting in the same. [00:00:53] Speaker A: Spot back in the same building, right? [00:00:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, I. This is our Wednesday's episode where we do a list. Top five things, random topics. Today is five things you can't live without. It could be a jokey list. It could be a serious list. It ain't like we know you can't live without air and water, electricity at your house. [00:01:21] Speaker A: Not the obvious. That's right. We don't want the obvious. [00:01:23] Speaker B: We don't want the obvious. [00:01:24] Speaker A: Well, mine summarize the obvious, though. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Really? Yeah. You wanna start it off? [00:01:30] Speaker A: I guess I will. [00:01:31] Speaker B: What's your number five, then? [00:01:32] Speaker A: All right. Number five is taller tissue. [00:01:37] Speaker B: Ooh. [00:01:38] Speaker A: Because I gotta think about toilet tissue. Don't give me no, I don't want that soft, soft, soft toilet tissue. I need the school feel. [00:01:51] Speaker B: So you need a cheap toilet tissue. [00:01:52] Speaker A: Cheap toilet tissue, man. [00:01:53] Speaker B: Really? [00:01:54] Speaker A: I think I've been broke so long, that cheap. Feel like the good. [00:01:58] Speaker B: Your asshole is callous. [00:02:00] Speaker A: Nah, we good down there. [00:02:03] Speaker B: I mean, it's so like, you've had rough toilet tissue so much until your asshole is rough. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Nah, like, I enjoy being on the show, but don't ever talk about my asshole. [00:02:15] Speaker B: I'm just saying, you brought up toilet tissue. I mean, unless you blowing your nose. [00:02:19] Speaker A: Nah. [00:02:20] Speaker B: But who likes it roughly? [00:02:23] Speaker A: Nah, it's not rough, but it's thinner. You get more turns, more pulls off. [00:02:31] Speaker B: The roll, but if you got the thicker, you don't need to do that many pulls. [00:02:35] Speaker A: It just don't feel right, man. It don't feel right. You got soft. [00:02:40] Speaker B: Mine is I get. Whatever. [00:02:42] Speaker A: Where you get it? [00:02:43] Speaker B: From my mama house. [00:02:45] Speaker A: Nah, you can't just go to your mama house all the time and get toiletries. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Why the fuck I can't, man? [00:02:49] Speaker A: Come on. Where'd she get it? From? Sam's. [00:02:51] Speaker B: Sam's? Yeah. [00:02:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's the cheap kind. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Nah, it ain't cheap. [00:02:55] Speaker A: The big shit. Just cause there's a lot of it, that don't mean. [00:02:57] Speaker B: No, it ain't the cheap kind. It ain't a cheap kind. [00:03:03] Speaker A: I tell you right now. This is it. Do it have designs in the paper or is it just plain paper? [00:03:11] Speaker B: It's thick, though. Yeah, it ain't a thing. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Yeah, I gotta go home. Drop this, too? [00:03:16] Speaker B: Yeah, you not dropping no two here, I can tell you that much. [00:03:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's my number five, man. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Like Craig Daddy said, the only nigga who dropped the deuce here is me. [00:03:26] Speaker A: Gonna be me. [00:03:27] Speaker B: Yeah. My number five is for my mental health. And it's video games. [00:03:34] Speaker A: What? [00:03:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I need video games, man. For real? Yeah. What game you play right now? You know, it's football season, so. I'm playing football right now. [00:03:44] Speaker A: So you're a sports game guy? [00:03:46] Speaker B: I play it. You know, I play adventure games, too. [00:03:49] Speaker A: What about shooting games? Like Call of Duty? [00:03:51] Speaker B: I can't play first person shooter games. [00:03:53] Speaker A: Why? Cause the movement of the controller? [00:03:56] Speaker B: No, I just don't like seeing nothing but the gun. Okay? I gotta see the person. [00:04:01] Speaker A: Pov? [00:04:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't like first person shooters. I like third person. [00:04:05] Speaker A: What about pov? Never mind. No, trying not to. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want me to talk about your asshole, but you wanna ask my porn asshole. [00:04:14] Speaker A: I mean, but come on. [00:04:17] Speaker B: I said it was rough, Paul. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Yeah, see, but that's. Don't ever talk. [00:04:20] Speaker B: You uncomfortable? You uncomfortable with your anatomy? [00:04:22] Speaker A: Nah, I don't want no brother actually to brought my asshole, though. [00:04:25] Speaker B: I'm sorry. I just, you know. You brought up tissue. Sorry. [00:04:28] Speaker A: You said it's rough, it's yours. It's rough. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Sorry, that's how I thought. That was crazy. That's your impression of me, huh? [00:04:36] Speaker A: You like it rough? [00:04:37] Speaker B: That sound like the nigga off of Tropic Thunder? That's how I sounded. You? I'm the dude playing the dude. The other dude? [00:04:45] Speaker A: Yeah. That was my favorite character in that movie. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Really? [00:04:47] Speaker A: Yes. [00:04:50] Speaker B: He was mine, too. [00:04:51] Speaker A: Iron man. [00:04:52] Speaker B: The trailer for that movie. I remember when the trailer for that movie came out and I saw it and I was like, damn, that dude right there look familiar? Where do I know him from? Yeah, I didn't know that was Robert Downey Junior until like, right before the movie came out. I was like, damn. I know that dude. He look familiar? [00:05:06] Speaker A: He killed the movie. [00:05:07] Speaker B: He killed that. [00:05:07] Speaker A: He made that movie. Sorry. [00:05:08] Speaker B: He killed that? [00:05:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:05:09] Speaker B: All of those people, the way they acted, it was like. Even like the nerdy dude, his part, like, he played that part good. Brandon T. Jackson acting like a rapper. What do you mean? You people? I love that. That was a good movie. That remind me of Amy. Shout out to Amy. She made a thing on her page. She was like unofficial black movies or something like that. [00:05:35] Speaker A: Get outta here. [00:05:35] Speaker B: Yeah, she was like, name a movie. That's not a black movie, but it's really a black movie. And somebody said Tropic Thunder. And I think that is one half baked. [00:05:44] Speaker A: I gotta be one, too. That gotta be one. [00:05:50] Speaker B: I don't know. Cause it's a certain type of black person that like half baked. [00:05:57] Speaker A: Black people love half baked. [00:05:59] Speaker B: Black dudes like half baked. [00:06:01] Speaker A: Yeah, you right. [00:06:02] Speaker B: I don't know too many women like half baked. [00:06:04] Speaker A: I'm about to go check out her post. Shout out to Amy. [00:06:06] Speaker B: Yeah. What's your number? Four. [00:06:10] Speaker A: I'm going to four to five. Let's see. [00:06:15] Speaker B: The number. Five. Right? [00:06:16] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what? I'm going to. This is going off of my toilet tissue. [00:06:22] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:23] Speaker A: I need indoor plumbing. There's no way I'm going outside in the middle of the night just cause it has some beans or you never. [00:06:32] Speaker B: Get caught in a predicament and had to use the bathroom outside. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Yeah, but say you had to, you know, sometimes your stomach be rumbling while you sleep and you gotta get up. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Uh huh. [00:06:40] Speaker A: And what, you gotta go outside? No, I need to toilet in the house. [00:06:44] Speaker B: Oh, spoiled. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Still spoiled. [00:06:48] Speaker B: I mean, it's a modern convenience. [00:06:52] Speaker A: It is. And that's why I can't live without it right now. [00:06:56] Speaker B: Yeah. You ain't never got caught outside playing and it was loose and you weren't gonna make it to the house. You ever had to squat outside? I had situations, yeah. I had situations where it was. I had wild ass, like Stuckey say. I had a wild ass outside one time, man, and it went everywhere. [00:07:15] Speaker A: How old were you? [00:07:17] Speaker B: I was like 1011. [00:07:18] Speaker A: Okay, so nothing while you was grown? [00:07:22] Speaker B: Yeah, I had. Okay, one time I was on the rail. I was working on a railroad. [00:07:28] Speaker A: Get out of here. So you sat on the edge of the train? [00:07:30] Speaker B: Nah, we got. It got toilet. They got toilets on the locomotive. But it was. I really don't like to use them bathrooms like that. But I made it to the bathroom on the train or whatever, but it just got away. It got on my pants some kind of way. It got on my pants. [00:07:47] Speaker A: Oh, so you're doing a hover? [00:07:49] Speaker B: No, I don't hover. I don't hover. [00:07:53] Speaker A: Bare ass. [00:07:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I go raw, but I go raw butt. [00:07:56] Speaker A: That is sick. [00:07:57] Speaker B: I go raw butt. I don't care where I am. I'm sorry. [00:07:59] Speaker A: Yes, sick. [00:08:00] Speaker B: If I don't feel like I can go raw butt, then I'm sorry. I'm not hovering. Cause I know some. There was somebody that hovered on their pants. [00:08:08] Speaker A: They got it on their pants. [00:08:09] Speaker B: Nah, it didn't get on their pants. They were out drinking. It's a woman, too. It makes it more funny. She was out drinking with a friend of hers, and I think she said she had. This was, like, when four lokos was out, she said she had a lemon foloco. Said it was out. It was in Florence. And said she was like. Her friend was like. She told her friends, like, hey, we gotta pull over right now. And she was like, nah, we'll make it. The wave. She's like, if you don't pull this car over right now, I'm gonna shit in your car. So they wind up going, this one, Kmart was open. She wound up going to Kmart in Florence and said she had a thing about, like, sitting on the toilet. Cause they didn't have, like, the matter of fact, she said she didn't have time to line the tissue, whatever. So she hovered and she said she shat all on the back of the wall. Like, it splatted out, right? So she was like. She finished what she was doing, but she was like. She just wasn't cleaning up, you know, off the wall. So she went out, and when she was walking out, a mama and her daughter was coming in, and she said the mama opened the stall where she was at, and the mom was like, oh, my God. Like, so wait, who is shedden? You know? I'm not telling. I'm not telling. No. Hey, she's nobody that ever been on the show, though. [00:09:29] Speaker A: Just shout her out, though. [00:09:30] Speaker B: No, I'm not doing that. [00:09:31] Speaker A: That's too funny. [00:09:31] Speaker B: I'm doing that. She told me this in confidence. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Confidence? [00:09:35] Speaker B: Yeah, like, she was like, you can't tell nobody, so I'm not gonna tell who it was, but, yeah, sometimes them loose ones. But, you know, the ones that could splatter. Cause you look at the back of the commode, and it's all up on the back of the commode. [00:09:47] Speaker A: But do you care? I. [00:09:49] Speaker B: What you mean? [00:09:50] Speaker A: Like, you gonna drop one time and. [00:09:51] Speaker B: They never see you again? I mean, I care about the person that got to clean it. You know what I'm saying? I'm not a. I'm not a. I'm not an animal. Yeah. I ain't an animal, you know? That was your number? [00:10:06] Speaker A: What? [00:10:06] Speaker B: Yours? Oh, yeah. My number four is something I can't live without. I gotta have this kind of. Partly go to mental health, partly with my job and all of that, what I do. But I gotta. I gotta have a good podcast I gotta have a good podcast to listen to. [00:10:24] Speaker A: To listen to. [00:10:25] Speaker B: Yeah, gotta have a good podcast to listen to. [00:10:27] Speaker A: You know what? Nowadays, though, there's so many to listen to. Like, what do you listen to? How do, what. When do you decide it's a good podcast? After the first five minutes. After the first ten minutes? What? Like, if it's a new one you're listening to? [00:10:43] Speaker B: Um, I give. I do podcasts. Like, I, like, if it's something new that I'm listening to, if it's. It depends on the top. Like, if it's something that's, like, serious, like about history, or are they telling a story about, like, let's say, like, you know, in the last episode, we was talking about Pee Wee Gaskins, right? And if it's a podcast about Pee wee Gaskins, I'll give it an episode or two for them to get into the story, depending on how long it is. But if it's like a podcast where they talking about current events or whatever, something like that. Okay, I'll see how good they do in that episode. Cause there's certain things that as a person that does podcasts and been doing podcasts, certain things that I listen for to let me know whether or not they're at least professional or they good. You know what I'm saying? So, like, the sound quality and stuff like that, I can catch that out early. If your sound quality bad, I'm not gonna listen to your show. [00:11:37] Speaker A: It's over. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah, it's over. [00:11:38] Speaker A: It's over. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Sorry. That's the least. It costs a lot, but it's the least thing that you can do to make sure your podcast is good. Then content, then, like, whether or not the stories you talking about, whether or not you did the research as far as, like, if something is a rumor, and if you making your argument based off a rumor, when it's easy, you can find out the truth about it or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Something like that. Now, if you just straight comedy, that's different. But that's kind of how I gauge whether or not a podcast is good and stuff like that. [00:12:11] Speaker A: I'm with you on that sound. It's so many times, you know, hey, man, somebody come up to you? Yeah, I got a podcast. Listen to it, man. I listen to it and it's like. [00:12:19] Speaker B: It sound like they did it in a phone booth or something. Sound like they did it back in the thirties. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Terrible. [00:12:33] Speaker B: You had it started, eh, same. That's how the sound quality be sounding. Yeah, yeah. But, um. So, yeah, that was my number. Good podcast. I can't live without a good podcast now. Sorry, your number three. What's the number three thing? [00:12:50] Speaker A: My number three is pizza with no cheese. You gotta put cheese on my pizza. [00:12:56] Speaker B: Hold up. It's something you can't live without. [00:12:58] Speaker A: I can't live with a. I can't. [00:12:59] Speaker B: You can't live without cheese? [00:13:00] Speaker A: There's no way. [00:13:02] Speaker B: Where have you seen a pizza without cheese? [00:13:04] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. I can't live without it. [00:13:06] Speaker B: That's not a thing, that's a calzone. Well, you have seen a pizza with. [00:13:11] Speaker A: No, it's a cheese stick, right? [00:13:13] Speaker B: No, it's just a stick. Yeah, a pizza with no cheese. When have you seen that? [00:13:17] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. Don't do it to me. [00:13:20] Speaker B: Don't give you no pizza with no cheese. [00:13:21] Speaker A: Don't give me no pizza without cheese. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Okay. You want imaginary things, don't do it. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Nah, I mean, don't give me a. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Shoe with no strings. Something I don't know. [00:13:30] Speaker A: And put me in the race. And put me in. [00:13:32] Speaker B: Put me in the race. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Yeah, that's my number three. [00:13:36] Speaker B: You pull that one out of the place, you don't want me to mention that's where you got that number three from. [00:13:42] Speaker A: Nah, I mean I had pizza last night. I thought about it without cheese on it. It was like, yo, and look what's. [00:13:49] Speaker B: On tv right now. Pizza little caesars commercial. Boom. [00:13:53] Speaker A: Don't. [00:13:54] Speaker B: I might go give me some crazy puffs. [00:13:55] Speaker A: You see it got cheese on it, right? [00:13:57] Speaker B: Of course. [00:13:57] Speaker A: Talk about pizza and cheese. Did you see the um. Oh no. You did? Oh no. We could send that to you. What a tick tock. Viral pizza from Domino's. That's going. [00:14:07] Speaker B: What's the viral pizza? [00:14:08] Speaker A: What is it? It's a pan pizza with they using garlic sauce. But I wouldn't use garlic sauce. [00:14:13] Speaker B: I use regular marinara. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Marinara sauce, extra cheese, bacon, the cheesesteak and something else. But all the videos look good. [00:14:27] Speaker B: What's it supposed to be like a steak and cheese pizza? [00:14:29] Speaker A: Yeah, but on a pan pan pizza. You know, pan pizza. [00:14:33] Speaker B: Is that something they already do? Cause they got a steak and cheese pizza. [00:14:38] Speaker A: They do got steak and cheese pizza. But I think the fact that they doing garlic sauce on it instead of. Instead of marinara sauce. But it looks good. [00:14:48] Speaker B: See, the catfish is delicious. I'm a pork pizza guy. [00:14:54] Speaker A: Me too. I have bacon on shit. [00:14:55] Speaker B: Yeah, but I'm saying I don't like. So to me it sounds like the most flavor you're gonna get from this pizza is from the steak nah, it's the bacon. I thought you said steak come on it, too. [00:15:08] Speaker A: Yeah, steak do come on it. But that bacon puts that flavor in it. [00:15:13] Speaker B: I don't know, but I'm saying the main character would be the steak, right? [00:15:16] Speaker A: Yeah, the main character. [00:15:17] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't want the main character to be beef. [00:15:19] Speaker A: What you want pepperoni? [00:15:20] Speaker B: Yeah, pork. My main character on my pizzas is pork. [00:15:25] Speaker A: All right? [00:15:26] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't like. If I get a meat lovers, it's gonna be all pork. [00:15:31] Speaker A: You're sick. You know what? Since you like that, the magnifiso pizza from Marco's. [00:15:36] Speaker B: Yeah, the pepperoni. I need all the pork. I don't just need. [00:15:41] Speaker A: Yeah, but you see how you ever got it? The big one. [00:15:44] Speaker B: No, because I want all the pork. I need. [00:15:46] Speaker A: All the pork is on it. It's three different pepperonis. It's like two different freaking. [00:15:52] Speaker B: Oh, that one. So I get the meats is what it's called. I don't get the magnifiso. [00:15:58] Speaker A: Cause get the magnifico, you gonna eat two slices and that's it. You full, and I keep the whole pie. I'm telling you. [00:16:09] Speaker B: I'll try that. Last time, I got a. I got a square cut and they. [00:16:12] Speaker A: I buy it. [00:16:13] Speaker B: What? [00:16:14] Speaker A: The pizza. You get it? I buy it. [00:16:16] Speaker B: I'm not. You don't have to buy it. [00:16:18] Speaker A: Okay. [00:16:18] Speaker B: I'm not debating. It's good. Cuz that. Cuz the. Cuz the magnifico. [00:16:24] Speaker A: Yeah, the pepperoni. Magnifico. [00:16:26] Speaker B: All pepperoni nas is. But I'm saying it come with all the pepperonis that they do, and then it come with, like, two different sausages. I think the reason why I didn't get it. Cause they have, like, a spicy pepperoni on there, too. [00:16:38] Speaker A: Yeah, that spicy pepperoni is not spicy spicy. It's, you know, gives it to a flavor. [00:16:45] Speaker B: I gotta gauge certain people's levels of spice. [00:16:48] Speaker A: I don't like. I don't eat spicy foods. I don't eat hot sauce. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Well, I might can do that. [00:16:53] Speaker A: There you go. [00:16:55] Speaker B: What were your number three? Your number three was something. [00:16:58] Speaker A: What? [00:16:59] Speaker B: My number three might be kind of obvious, too, but I wrote this list after watching that piece by piece movie, and I realized how much music plays a part in my life. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Okay. [00:17:12] Speaker B: So I can't live without music. [00:17:14] Speaker A: That's crazy. Cause my next one is. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Well, let's talk about. [00:17:18] Speaker A: No, go ahead. [00:17:19] Speaker B: I can remember. I remember one time I got in a car wreck. I was over there on casual, over there by where that right there by the railroad tracks on cashew. About like right off of 52, okay. And it was a car that got in the median and it came back out of the median into the road, and I had to slow down, and I got hit in the back pause by this car flying in the rain. But I remember I was listening to freeway albumen. I was on number three. I got rammed in the back. I just remember, you know what I'm saying? When certain shit happened in my life, I'd be listening to music. [00:17:58] Speaker A: So music is everything, man. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Like mister Cheek said, one for the money, two for the lie. Music gets me high. [00:18:04] Speaker A: Yeah, it does, man. Music is everything. Was that number two? [00:18:08] Speaker B: Number two is music. [00:18:09] Speaker A: My number two is radio stations with genres. Like, just imagine they played radio stations, like all music on this, you know, say they have one radio station and just would play all music. [00:18:23] Speaker B: Mm hmm. [00:18:24] Speaker A: I can't do that. I need a black station. I need a white station to pass. I need a country to skip. I need. I need it out. [00:18:32] Speaker B: I need just, you know, like mixed stations. [00:18:34] Speaker A: Nah, there's not too many mixed stations out. [00:18:36] Speaker B: That was my number three. Now. Not your number three. [00:18:39] Speaker A: I'm tell you what my number two is. [00:18:41] Speaker B: This is your number two? [00:18:42] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Okay. Is mixed stations. [00:18:44] Speaker A: No, I just want to get my radio stations. [00:18:48] Speaker B: Gotta be, you, like, genres. [00:18:49] Speaker A: Genres? Yeah. That's one thing. [00:18:52] Speaker B: So you wouldn't do like a pop station where it plays some of everything? [00:18:55] Speaker A: Yeah, cuz it. You know what a pop station plays pop music, which is popular music was. [00:19:02] Speaker B: Everything, could be everything. [00:19:03] Speaker A: You're not gonna hit a reggae song on it. [00:19:05] Speaker B: If it's a popular reggae song, you. [00:19:07] Speaker A: It's not gonna be a reggae song. [00:19:08] Speaker B: Then it's gonna be Sean and Paula. [00:19:10] Speaker A: It's gonna know more like shaggy, boombostic and that be it. [00:19:15] Speaker B: That's top 40 at the time. It was pop at the time. I. What's that Sean Paul song, give me the light? No, the other one looked like glue. No, the other one where it was kinda sizing in with you, girl. You know the song? [00:19:33] Speaker A: No, no, keep on going. Let's see. [00:19:35] Speaker B: I need something. Something about love. You know that song that never hit the radio? You crazy. Yes, it did. He had a video and everything. [00:19:48] Speaker A: I don't know. Oh, I know you're talking about. The girl was singing. [00:19:53] Speaker B: Yeah. The girl was saying, yeah, yeah, yeah. That got big. Let's see what other song. Cause, like, you'll get some of that in there. Yeah, but you might get some Gwen Stefania play. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Hot and her. Come on. [00:20:09] Speaker A: Yeah, but they're not gonna switch it and put freaking. I don't listen to the radio no more. So then I gotta put a. Where my dog's at in there. [00:20:22] Speaker B: You might not get where my dog's at, but you'll get. You know, what's the crazy song? Where he be like? And white people love it. He was talking about, y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here. Do you get that on there? [00:20:34] Speaker A: You will get that. [00:20:35] Speaker B: You get that on there. [00:20:36] Speaker A: But you know what? I want it to be broken up the way it is now. Because I don't want to hear country in the middle of my reggae. That's the only reason. [00:20:52] Speaker B: But if it's that, uh, maybe he'll think before he cheats. You know that song I'm talking about? [00:20:59] Speaker A: Yeah, but I said, well, don't. [00:21:04] Speaker B: Maybe next you. You. That's a slapper by the end of that song. Maybe he will think before he cheats. [00:21:09] Speaker A: What's the one that everybody love? [00:21:11] Speaker B: A country song. Yeah, that's out now. Yeah, the shabuzzi jump. [00:21:14] Speaker A: Nah, the one with the. Talk about the liquor. What the hell is that? The moonshine one. [00:21:22] Speaker B: They talk about moonshine, not Beyonce song. [00:21:24] Speaker A: Nah, it's a country song. [00:21:27] Speaker B: I don't know that one. [00:21:28] Speaker A: Oh, southern comfort or some shit. [00:21:32] Speaker B: Oh, I don't know the song. But I think I've seen people like, talk about it, though. [00:21:35] Speaker A: Yeah, they love that song. [00:21:37] Speaker B: So that was your number. You won't. You want. You can't live without genre. You can't live without genre. Radio. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:48] Speaker B: Y'all should know that. This one is gonna be on my list. But I can't live without tv. I gotta have some tv. [00:21:53] Speaker A: That's crazy. Cause that. [00:21:55] Speaker B: That's your number one. [00:21:56] Speaker A: No, go ahead. [00:21:57] Speaker B: Yeah, this my number two is tv. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Just tv in general. [00:22:00] Speaker B: Yeah. Gotta have some kind of tv. [00:22:02] Speaker A: I got you. [00:22:03] Speaker B: Yeah, if it's on, like. Cuz everybody have the thing where they like, went to their granny house or whatever. You didn't have to watch in the heat of the night growing up. Yeah, but it was on and you started watching. And like my granddaddy said, althea was in the. She needed to stay out of police business. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, I'm with you. I had to watch, you know, Walker, Texas Ranger, baseball. I hated baseball. You hated baseball. [00:22:31] Speaker A: Had to watch it. [00:22:32] Speaker B: Had to watch it. You didn't have to. You could have went around in the room and played stay in a child's place. [00:22:38] Speaker A: You're right. [00:22:39] Speaker B: But you had to watch. [00:22:40] Speaker A: You wanna be in grown folks business. [00:22:41] Speaker B: You was a child. So it was the Mets. [00:22:43] Speaker A: It was the Mets. [00:22:46] Speaker B: The Yankees. [00:22:47] Speaker A: The Mets and the pirates. I don't even think the pirates is a thing anymore. [00:22:52] Speaker B: You have just made an entire nation say, what the fuck? The pirates are definitely a thing. Still. [00:23:01] Speaker A: They are. [00:23:02] Speaker B: Yes. [00:23:02] Speaker A: No, they're not. [00:23:03] Speaker B: Pittsburgh Pirates. Yes. For real. Ain't going nowhere. [00:23:06] Speaker A: I remember that logo. Like, that logo was big in it. I ain't gonna say the year. [00:23:11] Speaker B: What you mean the logo? [00:23:13] Speaker A: The logo. The pirate. That pirate logo is famous. [00:23:16] Speaker B: Like, of course they're all famous. Every single team's logo is famous. Yes, it is. All of them are not. All these teams sell merch. Wow. [00:23:28] Speaker A: So they sell pirates out there. Yeah. [00:23:30] Speaker B: Instead of pirates. Yeah. Shout out to McCutcheon, number 22 for the pirates. [00:23:34] Speaker A: Okay, yeah, but it was over. They didn't win. Shit. I tell you that. [00:23:38] Speaker B: Nah, they won not too long ago. I mean, they did win, you know, went to the whatever. [00:23:43] Speaker A: But the World Series. [00:23:47] Speaker B: I know, the playoffs. They made a big playoff run or whatever, but yeah, the pirates still a thing. [00:23:51] Speaker A: Okay. That's what I remember. I was even in a newspaper with Gary Carter from the Mets. [00:23:57] Speaker B: You were in the newspaper with him? [00:23:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:58] Speaker B: When he gave you a ball or something? [00:24:00] Speaker A: You know, I was a little kid and shit. He was standing next to me. [00:24:02] Speaker B: Oh. [00:24:02] Speaker A: Just took a picture holding the bat and all that. [00:24:05] Speaker B: You was holding the bat? [00:24:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:07] Speaker B: Never hold another man's bat, b. I. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Mean, it was my bat. [00:24:10] Speaker B: Oh, it was your bat. [00:24:10] Speaker A: Yes. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:24:11] Speaker A: He signed my. [00:24:14] Speaker B: Sorry. The jokes just write themselves. It's your number one thing you can't live without. [00:24:19] Speaker A: All right, well, playing off of your tv. A remote control. Ooh, a remote control for your tv. [00:24:30] Speaker B: There was a time when you had to go. This why people had so many kids back in the day. [00:24:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:24:35] Speaker B: Because they needed somebody to go up and change it. [00:24:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:24:38] Speaker B: And the crazy part about it is, back then you only had six channels. [00:24:42] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:24:42] Speaker B: So it wasn't that much turning. [00:24:44] Speaker A: Older people don't turn it. They put it on one thing, they leave it. [00:24:47] Speaker B: They leave. [00:24:48] Speaker A: They tell you to do the same thing. Put it on something and leave it. [00:24:50] Speaker B: Leave it. Yeah. Cause they used to not having a remote, now this. The remote is a good and a bad thing. [00:24:56] Speaker A: Why? Cuz you spoiled, always missing some shit. Cuz you always keep on. [00:24:59] Speaker B: Yeah. Cuz you keep scrolling and going to something else. And now you miss what you really want to watch. Cuz you just can't wait 35 seconds to watch a commercial. You right, so. And then you miss someone coming on. [00:25:10] Speaker A: You right. [00:25:11] Speaker B: How you gonna know what the next micro machine is if you turn it from the cartoon network every time a commercial come out? [00:25:17] Speaker A: You know, my parents used to get on me about the guide. [00:25:20] Speaker B: The guy will fuck you up. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Put it on the guide and look for something. Stop flicking through the channels. [00:25:26] Speaker B: What was the guide? You. What was the guide channel when you was growing up? [00:25:30] Speaker A: The number? [00:25:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I couldn't tell you. [00:25:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I kind of want to say. Nah, I was gonna say 40, but. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Nah, I remember it was channel 19 for a while. Then it was like channel two, I. [00:25:44] Speaker A: Guess 18th after the evil. [00:25:46] Speaker B: But if you. If your channel. If yours was on, like you wanted to see what was coming on, like channel 28, which was bet here for a while, or 23. Cause they switched it up. [00:25:59] Speaker A: It wasn't 26. Yeah, 23. [00:26:01] Speaker B: It was 23 for a while, then it switched to 28. [00:26:06] Speaker A: You might be right. [00:26:08] Speaker B: Cause ESPN. Well, no, it was 28 and then it switched to 23 or something like that. Cause ESPN moved to 28. A 29. No, ESPN is a 29. So yeah, bet was 28 and then it came out BSV two. But anyway, if what you wanted to see was on bet and you weren't paying attention. And it scroll and you look up and. Nice on 33. Now you gotta wait till it come back around. [00:26:33] Speaker A: Come back around. That's one thing. A tv without a remote, it's over. You'll go buy a whole new tv. If you lost your remote, how many people went and brought them new fire sticks? Cause they lost a stick. The remote for their fire sticks. [00:26:49] Speaker B: Whoever is that is dumb. [00:26:50] Speaker A: I know they got the apps, but there's people. [00:26:53] Speaker B: But you can just get a remote. Remote. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Some smart people. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Yeah, but I mean. Or you could just get a universal remote back in the day too. [00:27:02] Speaker A: Remember that? [00:27:02] Speaker B: Yeah. With the 12345 at the top, man. And some of them light up. [00:27:08] Speaker A: Light up red. Had to be. Yep. [00:27:11] Speaker B: And they would be always shaped like a. You know, they had a little shape to them. You know what I'm saying? [00:27:17] Speaker A: You know what I had? You know, I collect watches. I've been collecting watches since I was a kid. [00:27:20] Speaker B: Okay. [00:27:21] Speaker A: I used to have a remote control watch. And then the classrooms in the school, they used to have the tvs. I used to turn it off and turn it on. [00:27:29] Speaker B: It made people think a ghost was in the class. [00:27:31] Speaker A: Until everybody knew I had to watch. And then they told me I couldn't. [00:27:34] Speaker B: Wait to watch the school. [00:27:35] Speaker A: I was killing it. I made kids go out and get that watch. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Hmm. You're a little influencer. [00:27:41] Speaker A: One of those. [00:27:42] Speaker B: What do you think my number one is? Thing that I can't live without. [00:27:50] Speaker A: Is it common or is it a joke? [00:27:54] Speaker B: It's a joke. It's common. And it's stereotypical for a black man. [00:27:59] Speaker A: Your BMW. No, I mean, they say black men stand for black. [00:28:05] Speaker B: Black man working. [00:28:06] Speaker A: Black man working, yeah, yeah. [00:28:08] Speaker B: But no, not that stereotypical for a black person or what they would say. [00:28:16] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:28:20] Speaker B: You know who Patrick Mahomes is? [00:28:21] Speaker A: No. [00:28:22] Speaker B: See, he's the quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. [00:28:27] Speaker A: Okay? [00:28:28] Speaker B: And him and his white wife were on a show. You know, they do the shows where you gotta say what your spouse was saying. This, that, and the third. So the thing was, he has a white wife. He's the colored guy. Half colored. Anyway, the thing was, what is your favorite food? And she was like, I know this. And they flipped the card over and she was like, fried chicken. But he was like something different, like lasagna. He's like, when was fried chicken? That was my favorite food. So I can't live without fried chicken. [00:29:02] Speaker A: Hey, you know what? I was gonna say that, but that was, that's stereotypical. I was gonna say, I thought it was too stereo. Stereotypical. [00:29:09] Speaker B: Exactly. That's why you gotta go with the obvious. [00:29:11] Speaker A: Colored people love chicken. [00:29:13] Speaker B: Everybody loves chicken. [00:29:14] Speaker A: I tell everybody that everybody loves chicken. I say the same exact thing. [00:29:17] Speaker B: I say, everybody. [00:29:18] Speaker A: There's not one person that don't like chicken. [00:29:20] Speaker B: There's not. No, there's not. No race that don't like chicken. Think about it. [00:29:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:24] Speaker B: You go to indian. The main dish for. Is it thai food or indian food? Is that garlic butter? [00:29:32] Speaker A: Butter chicken. [00:29:32] Speaker B: Butter chicken. [00:29:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:34] Speaker B: Go to the chinese restaurant, the wings. [00:29:37] Speaker A: No, everything in chinese restaurant. You ever went to a buffet and look and see how much chicken in the buffet? [00:29:43] Speaker B: They got the chicken from the rooter. [00:29:44] Speaker A: To the Tudor man. Chicken and broccoli chicken. What? [00:29:48] Speaker B: Sesame chicken, sesame chicken, general soul chicken, general, toast chicken. Let me tell you something. [00:29:53] Speaker A: Chicken teriyaki. [00:29:53] Speaker B: I got a homeboy who went, went to a chinese buffet one time, and it was a picture of a general on the thing. And he was like, so is that general toast general? So right there. Just like, what? That's my grandfather. He didn't even like. I didn't know for a while that general soul. Just something n made up. [00:30:14] Speaker A: It is. Yeah. [00:30:15] Speaker B: It's not no real general. [00:30:17] Speaker A: No, I didn't think it was a general, but I thought we were saying general toast. Wrong. Like we were saying, it really means something in Chinese. [00:30:25] Speaker B: No, it's just a made up thing. Like, it's not even a person or anything. [00:30:30] Speaker A: What? [00:30:30] Speaker B: Yes. And I want to say it's made up in America. Like, for America. [00:30:35] Speaker A: So you want your chicken general toast style? [00:30:38] Speaker B: No, general. So is like a. [00:30:40] Speaker A: That's crazy. I can't see. [00:30:42] Speaker B: Yeah, so, yeah, they do chicken. We do chicken. Black people, you know, we get the fried chicken. White people, they came up with the. [00:30:51] Speaker A: Well, you think white people came up with baked chicken? [00:30:54] Speaker B: No, no, I was gonna say buffalo wings, but white people didn't come up with buffalo wings either. A black person did in buffalo and made it big with hot sauce. Yeah, yeah. It was a matter of fact. We talked about podcasts earlier. It was a podcast I listened to that talked about the history of buffalo wings. Yeah. [00:31:12] Speaker A: Did it start in DC? [00:31:15] Speaker B: So that was part of the podcast. So they were saying, like, around the same time, the person came up with the mambo sauce. Mumbo sauce. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:31:25] Speaker B: They were doing that in DC. But then in buffalo, somebody was doing the wings with the buffalo sauce in Buffalo, New York. In Buffalo, New York, yeah. [00:31:33] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [00:31:33] Speaker B: So, like, the reason. Cause, like, growing up, I didn't remember eating wings. I remember meeting drumsticks. You know, you didn't get a breast as a child. You might get a thigh or whatever like that. But wings, we never really got wings. [00:31:50] Speaker A: Just a wing. [00:31:50] Speaker B: Just a wing. Nobody was like, let me get a fire piece of wings. Wings are like the throwaway piece. And in the thing they were saying, like, somebody just needed. I want to say they just wanted to find something to do with the wing. Cause it was like wings left because people, you know, and it was cheap, you know what I'm saying? There was somebody in the hood, and that's how that came. And then they made they sauce, but around the same time, somebody in DC was doing the mumbo sauce and all of that, you know what I'm saying? So there was like a debate on who started with the wing. Was it this person in DC or was it this person in Buffalo? [00:32:23] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:32:24] Speaker B: But it was like some white people were on the other side of buffalo. It was a lady, she was doing the wings for her kids, but the way she was doing them wasn't the same way this guy was doing them. Cause that was kind of the part of the debate, too. But this guy, like, made her famous, and that's really what took off. And then, you know, some white person with, you know, that was more entrepreneurial or whatever kind of put him in the restaurant and then it took off the way that it is now. [00:32:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Black guy made that. [00:32:49] Speaker B: He had to. [00:32:50] Speaker A: Hot sauce and chicken. [00:32:52] Speaker B: But it ain't really hot sauce, though. [00:32:54] Speaker A: I thought it was hot sauce mixed with butter and, you know, that's it. [00:33:00] Speaker B: It's something else that he did with his sauce. [00:33:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:33:04] Speaker B: You know, saying that, why they, you know, saying, but hot sauce is in it, but there's some other stuff in it too, to make it good or whatever. [00:33:09] Speaker A: I remember the first time I heard about Buffalo out. Buffalo wings. [00:33:14] Speaker B: Buffalo wings. [00:33:14] Speaker A: Yes, I remember the first time I heard it. My, my aunt had just moved back to New York from DC. [00:33:22] Speaker B: Mm hmm. [00:33:23] Speaker A: And she was like, you know, I talked to my mother. Yeah. You gotta try this week. We gonna cook these new wings. They call buffalo wings. So I'm a kid, I'm like, buffalo wings. You know, that's funny to me. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:35] Speaker A: So. And ever since then, that's all I've been hearing about buffalo. [00:33:40] Speaker B: Buffalo wings. Mm hmm. [00:33:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:42] Speaker B: Yeah. Now you. Now niggas got choosy. I only want flats. I only want drums. [00:33:49] Speaker A: You a flat or a drum? [00:33:51] Speaker B: It's chicken, nigga. [00:33:52] Speaker A: I want a drum. [00:33:53] Speaker B: I eat it. I eat the chicken. [00:33:55] Speaker A: You don't eat the tips. [00:33:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I eat the tips. [00:33:57] Speaker A: No way. [00:33:58] Speaker B: I'm 240. I eat the tip. [00:33:59] Speaker A: Nah, you don't eat the tips. [00:34:00] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you gotta eat the tip. [00:34:01] Speaker A: How? There ain't no meat in it. [00:34:03] Speaker B: Your skin on it with season. [00:34:05] Speaker A: Nah, ain't no way. Shit, you ain't sitting at. You ain't sitting at no table eating. [00:34:10] Speaker B: I'm not sitting at no table. That's some stuff you just don't do in public. [00:34:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that and eat watermelon. Don't ever do that. [00:34:18] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't eat watermelon in public. [00:34:19] Speaker A: You ever see that curry enthusiasm episode. [00:34:23] Speaker B: That must have was on one of the early episodes? [00:34:25] Speaker A: Nah, it was the new one with JB smooth. [00:34:27] Speaker B: I mean, JB smooth been on for a while. [00:34:29] Speaker A: He been on for a while, but it was a newer one. Fun. [00:34:33] Speaker B: In the past few episodes. Past few seasons. [00:34:35] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. I'm gonna find it and I'm. [00:34:38] Speaker B: That I vaguely remember. Were they talking about it at the house? [00:34:43] Speaker A: They talk about it at the house, but then they end up going to, like, supermarket and some shit came up where he was buying a watermelon or something like that. JB Smooth was on it, so you know, he killed it. [00:34:53] Speaker B: Yeah, it was just. [00:34:55] Speaker A: That was it. [00:34:57] Speaker B: So, yeah, that's our top five things that we can't live without. Email us. Djblayshowmail.com. let us know what you can't live without. We know you can't live without. Lights. Yeah. Running. Well, I mean, you know what? [00:35:12] Speaker A: I'm gonna treat somebody to chick fil a. Whoever come up with the craziest. [00:35:17] Speaker B: One that you can't live without. [00:35:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Next time we record on Sunday, I'll treat them chick fil a. [00:35:23] Speaker B: You got an email. [00:35:24] Speaker A: There you go. [00:35:25] Speaker B: Djblashermail.com. y'all got incentive to email. I guess you'll be fine where you'll be found. You can find me on Instagram at preacher BP. You can find the show at djblayshow, djblayshowmail.com dot. Y'all heard it. Mandy. Treat y'all for that new chick fil a $5 biggie bag. [00:35:47] Speaker A: Next time we record Sunday. [00:35:48] Speaker B: Yeah, you can go get it on Sunday. At any rate, it's your boy. Be easy. Thank y'all for listening. Oh, shoot. And we out. [00:35:58] Speaker A: Peace. Let those who have ears listen. This is the DJ blaze show.