The List: Guilty Pleasures

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let's get it started in here. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Gossip, music, news, entertainment, and heated discussions. [00:00:11] Speaker C: The DJ Blaze Radio show starts now. Welcome back to Wednesday's episode of the DJ Blaze Radio show podcast. It's your boy be easy. [00:00:43] Speaker A: It's your girl, Corey. [00:00:44] Speaker B: It's your boy, Al. [00:00:46] Speaker C: Welcome back, you guys. Seems like you guys never left. [00:00:51] Speaker A: I know, right? It always feels like that. [00:00:53] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm so close to you guys. [00:00:56] Speaker B: That's good, man. [00:00:57] Speaker C: Yeah. It's like a family. Yeah. Well, today on our list episode, we talk. What we talking about? [00:01:07] Speaker A: Guilty pleasures. [00:01:09] Speaker C: My guilty pleasures are weak. [00:01:10] Speaker A: I wish I could go guilty pleasures and then, like, have that echo and then, like, just some sound effects, you know? [00:01:17] Speaker C: You putting. You putting a guilty pleasure. Hold on, let me see. [00:01:22] Speaker A: Go ahead. Come on, come on. [00:01:27] Speaker B: Well, today's top five guilty pledges. And we gonna go around a room or just seeing how weird some of us are. [00:01:36] Speaker A: You want me to say it again? Guilty pleasure. [00:01:39] Speaker C: I don't got no. [00:01:40] Speaker A: You ain't got nothing. [00:01:42] Speaker C: You put me on the spot. [00:01:43] Speaker B: It's on the mic. [00:01:44] Speaker C: Yeah, it is. [00:01:45] Speaker B: It's on the mic on this boy. Yeah. [00:01:49] Speaker C: Hold on. Let me see. [00:01:50] Speaker A: Guilty pleasures. I don't know why I have to say it like that. Because it's guilty pleasures. [00:01:58] Speaker C: Oh. [00:01:59] Speaker A: They're taboo, but they're not. [00:02:01] Speaker B: We. We get what you're saying. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I get it. [00:02:05] Speaker C: I know on the other board, you could just, like, push a button. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Yeah. And then. [00:02:08] Speaker C: And it'll just do stuff. [00:02:09] Speaker B: Yeah, man. [00:02:09] Speaker C: It's on here somewhere. [00:02:10] Speaker A: Okay. We'll figure it out. [00:02:11] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. I'll get my together, but we got some emails before we get into that one. This is from the homie Philly. Finally, the Samuel Jackson movies list. It says, yo, Bull, Yo, L. Yo, Corey. Stephen A. Smith is another name where everyone says the middle name or initial when saying a person's name. Yeah. Michael B. Jordan, Stephen A. Smith. He says the Jill Scott music was a little slow for me, but I appreciate the love nonetheless. He said, appreciate the love, Elle. I'm always gonna tap in with the show. Maybe not the day, week, a month it drops, but best believe I'm gonna listen at some point. Yeah, he will. Yeah, we appreciate that, too. [00:03:00] Speaker B: Shout out. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Shout out to you, Philly. He says, instead of my list consisting of my favorite Samuel Jackson movies, my Joan consists of my favorite quotes of his. [00:03:09] Speaker B: Okay, that's a good one. [00:03:11] Speaker C: All right, so number five, he got. Look, our brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker. That's from Die Hard with A vengeance. [00:03:21] Speaker B: Okay. He told that to Bruce Willis. [00:03:25] Speaker C: His number four was from Coming to America. Who the fuck is this asshole? Fuck you. His number three. [00:03:33] Speaker A: No, no, it goes Fuck you. [00:03:35] Speaker C: Oh, that's how it go? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I knew I was gonna fuck that up a little bit. Number three. English motherfucker. Do you speak it from Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction. Number two is enough Is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. And that's from the snakes on the plane. His number one is yes, I hope. No. Yes, they deserve to die. And I hope they burn in hell from the Time to Kill. Another good episode. Can't wait to hear the next list. And regular Jones. I like that spin on it. Pause Philly. Now, this one is from a new emailer from Azari. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Azori. [00:04:18] Speaker C: Azari. [00:04:19] Speaker B: This is the second time we got a new email. [00:04:21] Speaker C: Shout out to the new emailers. We with you, heavy says. And this from top five Samuel Jackson movies. Also says, how big? Oh, no, I'm sorry. How big? L. You know this person? [00:04:33] Speaker B: I don't know yet. [00:04:34] Speaker C: I didn't know they. [00:04:35] Speaker A: You do Miguel, Corey and Be easy. [00:04:38] Speaker C: My name is Azari and I also run a podcast series on YouTube with my friend space called Witches and Weebs. Okay, free plug. Now azari is on YouTube. Can I get it on Apple or Spotify? Do you know? I'll ask the ask. Email us and let us know if we can get that on Apple and all these other things. Because if we can, I have something to say. And if we can't, I got something to say. Is Azaria he or she? [00:05:14] Speaker A: She. [00:05:14] Speaker C: She. [00:05:15] Speaker A: Azuri. [00:05:15] Speaker C: Azori. I don't know a lot of these. It's. It got a lot of. A lot of vowels in his name. So I don't know, when it get vowely, I get confused. [00:05:25] Speaker A: Valley. [00:05:26] Speaker C: Yes. Very violent. [00:05:27] Speaker A: That's a new one. [00:05:28] Speaker C: Yeah. Well, consonants is masculine, a lot of vowels is feminine. And I don't know, you know what I'm saying? [00:05:34] Speaker A: I owe you. [00:05:36] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? My name got a lot of consonants. The B, R, D, N, a couple of ends in that motherfucker. He said. I've been listening to the podcast, but I haven't been able to send this email. But I did. Listen, here are my top five Samuel Jackson movies. Number five, the Marvel series. What was that called? Secret Wars. No, Secret Wars. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Oh, the Nick Fury. Nick Fury one. [00:06:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Okay, if she talking about that, is. [00:06:04] Speaker A: She talking about talking about one of them? [00:06:05] Speaker B: Right? Because it gotta Be played Nick Fury on Marvel. [00:06:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:06:08] Speaker A: But I guess wherever he's. [00:06:09] Speaker C: He got his own series, though, his own show called Secret Wars. [00:06:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I think he's Nick's Fury. [00:06:15] Speaker C: Yeah, he knit, Flurry Fury, and all of them. Star Wars. [00:06:19] Speaker B: Okay. [00:06:20] Speaker A: Okay. [00:06:21] Speaker C: The Incredibles, Frozen and Coach Carter. I think y'all one of y'all say coach. [00:06:27] Speaker A: I said Coach Carter. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Y'all cousins or something? [00:06:30] Speaker A: Sisters. [00:06:31] Speaker C: Y'all sisters. Okay. Shout out to sis. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Shout out to little sis. [00:06:34] Speaker C: Oh, little sis. [00:06:35] Speaker A: Little sis. [00:06:35] Speaker C: Hi, little. I got a. I got a. [00:06:39] Speaker A: Seven years apart. [00:06:40] Speaker C: Seven years apart. Oh, so she grown. [00:06:42] Speaker A: She's grown. [00:06:43] Speaker C: Okay. Shout out to grown sis. I'mma keep it clean for the family. All number one is Pulp Fiction. That's a good list. [00:06:49] Speaker B: Yeah, Pulp Fiction. [00:06:50] Speaker C: An honorable mention is Kingsman, the Secret Service. Was he in both Kingsman? [00:06:57] Speaker A: I'm not sure. [00:06:58] Speaker C: I remember when he. The bad. He was in the bag. No. What movie was he? The bad guy and he had some kind of ecstasy pills that would make people to death. [00:07:08] Speaker B: I never heard. [00:07:09] Speaker A: I have no clue. [00:07:10] Speaker C: What movie was that? Was it the Kings? I think it was the Kingsman movie because he could golf. He was like a black Scottish. [00:07:17] Speaker B: That's crazy. I didn't see that one. [00:07:19] Speaker C: I said looking forward to. She said, looking forward to hearing the next top five. Shout out to all of you for being entertaining to listen to. Love the podcast so far. Well, if you love it so far, go back about, let's say 6, 630 episodes and see how you like it. Go from there and then come forward and see how good we did. But shout out to you. We appreciate it. And we're going to check out. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Yep. [00:07:46] Speaker C: Y. Witches and Weebs. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Witches and Weebs. [00:07:51] Speaker C: Is it Weebs or is it Weebs? Weebs. [00:07:53] Speaker A: Weebs. [00:07:54] Speaker C: Know if that was a typo. What. What they be talking about on there? [00:07:58] Speaker A: Wish stuff. Astrology. They talk about anime. She's a big anime fan. Like Dragon Ball Z. Oh, anime. Like she goes into that world. [00:08:07] Speaker C: What's that? What's that one where they big. [00:08:08] Speaker A: Because, you know, Dragon Ball Z, it is a great anime, but it's a basic anime where everybody knows it. [00:08:13] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I said it. [00:08:14] Speaker A: But she. [00:08:15] Speaker C: She digs the boondocks. [00:08:18] Speaker B: That's is. [00:08:19] Speaker A: That's not anime. [00:08:21] Speaker C: That's anime style. Fighting scenes is anime. [00:08:27] Speaker A: Oh, my goodness. [00:08:29] Speaker C: So she ended up what you call them things? [00:08:31] Speaker A: Astrology. Tarot. But they do. [00:08:33] Speaker C: She do tarot too. [00:08:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:35] Speaker C: Witch. Witch. [00:08:36] Speaker A: They do different things. [00:08:38] Speaker C: Azari. [00:08:39] Speaker A: Azari. [00:08:40] Speaker C: Azari. That's A real name? No, that's a witch name. [00:08:44] Speaker B: A witch name. [00:08:45] Speaker A: Call it what you want. [00:08:46] Speaker C: What's a Christian name? I need her Christian name. Jessica. [00:08:49] Speaker A: You know. You know what sister I'm talking about? We talking about now. [00:08:53] Speaker C: It's Jessica. No, she probably got a Sarah. She got a name? No, no, I changed my name to Azari, too. [00:08:58] Speaker A: Her name is. [00:08:59] Speaker C: Don't say. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Is Islamic. [00:09:01] Speaker C: Oh, it's Islamic. Oh, I have. [00:09:05] Speaker A: If I say it, you probably going to have to have me repeat it. [00:09:10] Speaker C: I'll take your word for it. Yeah. So thank. We appreciate y'all. Don't. Don't take my jokes for anything other than jokes. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Yeah, keep on sending them. [00:09:18] Speaker C: And please don't put a root on me. You know, y'all. Y'all. Y'all deal astrology people. Y'all like to do roots and stuff. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Not a root. [00:09:27] Speaker C: Got them roots. Oh, she do that. Zoo Zozo. [00:09:30] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:09:31] Speaker C: I'm scared of y'all. But thank y'all for sending those emails. I'm just joking. [00:09:35] Speaker B: Yeah, thank y'all. [00:09:35] Speaker C: She do crystals. [00:09:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:09:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I figured. [00:09:39] Speaker A: I do crystals. What you saying? [00:09:40] Speaker C: Oh, God. Leave them home. What you got? What's that? You got to amulet on your neck. You done bringing that? I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. [00:09:50] Speaker A: No, it's just. It's amethyst. [00:09:52] Speaker B: What's that movie where the cat had the thing the world around her neck? [00:09:55] Speaker C: Men in Black. [00:09:56] Speaker A: Men in Black. [00:09:57] Speaker B: Men in Black. [00:09:57] Speaker C: Yeah. Men in Black. [00:09:58] Speaker B: That's what that is. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Orion's Belt. [00:10:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what that is. [00:10:04] Speaker A: Give me some. Come on. Give me something on that one. I didn't expect. [00:10:08] Speaker C: That guy came in here the other day. He was a dear friend of mine. Yeah, the prick cat. Me. It world me like to have it back. I'm sorry, I. [00:10:19] Speaker B: Don't move. [00:10:19] Speaker A: You want me to put my hands on my head? [00:10:26] Speaker C: Don't do that again. Or don't do it. [00:10:28] Speaker A: Don't do it. So, is that better? [00:10:34] Speaker B: Yeah. So that's one of your favorites. [00:10:37] Speaker C: Yeah, that movie. [00:10:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. [00:10:40] Speaker B: Is that with the Egger suit? [00:10:42] Speaker C: Yeah, that's the Egger suit. Ellie and Egger. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Okay. [00:10:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:10:45] Speaker B: Sugar, look, I know she just. She ain't spit her drink out on it. [00:10:53] Speaker C: I did. [00:10:55] Speaker A: I did. I wasn't expecting. [00:10:58] Speaker B: Well, that's on the highlights. [00:11:05] Speaker A: You set me up. [00:11:06] Speaker C: Hopefully. Yeah, I did. I saw you. I had to get one laugh. That's one of my guilty pleasures, making people bust out laughing. [00:11:15] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:11:16] Speaker A: Oh, man, you got a paper towel right there? [00:11:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I got mine. [00:11:20] Speaker A: Oh, that's ridiculous. Thank you. [00:11:24] Speaker C: The whole is phone. So today we talked our top five guilty pleasures. [00:11:30] Speaker B: So what do you consider a guilty pleasure? [00:11:33] Speaker C: Something that you would be shamed to tell people you love. Okay, so is that. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Yeah, same thing. [00:11:38] Speaker C: I don't have nothing I'm ashamed of. [00:11:40] Speaker B: I'm not ashamed of none of it. Cause I wouldn't be saying it. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Cause I was talking to my brother and sister in law about this and he was like, but I'm not ashamed of my. I'm not ashamed of it. And she was like, they, you know, we were just having a conversation. Like they use it guilty pleasure. Cause you're supposed to be ashamed. Majority of people are never ashamed of their guilty pleasures. [00:12:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Cause it ain't no shame nowadays. [00:12:01] Speaker A: Nope. It depends now it's Trump's America. What, nobody cares? [00:12:06] Speaker C: Yeah, nobody. [00:12:07] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:12:08] Speaker C: Okay, what, what you was about to say. [00:12:10] Speaker B: No, I was just gonna say, you know, certain people have those crazy guilty pleasures. [00:12:16] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:17] Speaker C: Those are the ones which normally probably like, okay, let's say like a person was a follower of Islam. [00:12:23] Speaker B: Okay. [00:12:24] Speaker C: And they love ham sandwiches. [00:12:25] Speaker B: They kept on eating ham sandwiches. [00:12:27] Speaker C: That would be. [00:12:27] Speaker A: I had a friend who does that. She did it. [00:12:30] Speaker C: She did. [00:12:31] Speaker A: She could not stay away from Penny. [00:12:33] Speaker C: What is that, pork? [00:12:35] Speaker B: Spanish. [00:12:36] Speaker C: And she was like, I got a homeboy. Matter of fact, we just was talking. This was Friday night. Shout out to Kane. It wasn't Kane, but it was somebody else. I ain't gonna say who it was, but I was eating a piece of pork chop. Shout out to Jay Bird, my homie Jay Bird, he had the grilled pork chop, you know what I'm saying? It was good. And the homie looked at me, he was like, b, you eat pork? I was like, yes. Why do niggas think I don't eat pork? He's like, I don't know, I didn't think you eat pork. Whatever, whatever. He's like, well, I don't eat pork unless it's, you know, there, you know, I eat it. You know what I'm saying? So I turn around, this nigga eating a piece of pork chop. So what? So yeah, he, he said he don't eat it unless, like he ain't gonna go out his way to get pork. Yeah, pork is there. He gonna eat the pork. He really don't supposed to eat the pork. So he was eating a piece of pork chop? No, he was eating ribs. Matter of fact, he was eating some ribs. So. But Yeah, I don't have. I don't have guilty pleasure, so. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Yes, you do. Well, you got them today. [00:13:31] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I do. [00:13:32] Speaker A: I do. [00:13:32] Speaker B: But I've got at least five of them. [00:13:34] Speaker C: I got a few mine a week. [00:13:39] Speaker A: Another one. [00:13:40] Speaker C: Yeah. But I'll start it off. I'll say, my number five guilty pleasure is sodas. [00:13:48] Speaker B: Okay. [00:13:48] Speaker C: Now, it was once a time when. And this one, I had gained a lot of weight. And this is part of the reason where I would get a 2 liter, I would get a Fanta, the blue Fanta and the red Fanta and mix them. No, but I would drink, like, probably, like, by the next day, both of them sodas would be gone. [00:14:07] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:14:08] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:14:09] Speaker B: Pouring big cups. [00:14:11] Speaker C: Yeah. Just drinking it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I shouldn't be drinking, but, like, I could go weeks and weeks and weeks without drinking soda. But if I have one soda, that's it. You fall off the wagon. I'm relapsing. [00:14:24] Speaker B: I'm just saying. [00:14:25] Speaker C: I was so bad with sodas, and it was particularly my indoors. So I was like, well, I'm gonna get in shape and get healthy. Whatever. Whatever. I just stopped drinking soda. But I started getting headaches and I couldn't figure out why. Then I talked to somebody. I was like, well, you probably need to wean yourself off of the soda. [00:14:42] Speaker A: Yes. [00:14:42] Speaker C: Like, you can't go cold turkey. I was like, what? Like, yeah. And then they told me. So instead of like getting a 20 ounce, I got like a can. [00:14:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:50] Speaker C: And my headache. So I had to wean myself. So I was like a soda cracker. [00:14:53] Speaker A: Crackhead. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Was it the crackhead? Yeah. Was it the sugar or was it caffeine? [00:14:58] Speaker C: Mom do got caffeine. [00:15:00] Speaker A: They all do. [00:15:01] Speaker B: Sprites don't. [00:15:02] Speaker A: Do not Sprite. [00:15:03] Speaker C: Sprite don't. [00:15:04] Speaker A: The majority of them do. [00:15:05] Speaker C: I don't know, but I don't really have. I don't. Caffeine don't really do nothing for me. So I think it was the sugar. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Okay. [00:15:11] Speaker C: But yeah. So my number five is sodas. Okay. I was a soda crackhead. [00:15:15] Speaker B: Corey, what you got? [00:15:18] Speaker A: I have so many. [00:15:19] Speaker C: Hers are yours. Are yours in a sexual manner. Said anything on your. [00:15:26] Speaker A: A little bit. A little bit. [00:15:28] Speaker C: Okay. All right. You were right. Last episode, you said, it's gonna come out of me. [00:15:35] Speaker A: Jesus Christ. [00:15:37] Speaker C: Experimentation. [00:15:38] Speaker A: This one I'm going to say. [00:15:39] Speaker C: Okay. Keep it clean. My mama listening. She's not watching. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Love and hip hop. Hollywood. [00:15:45] Speaker B: Oh, Hollywood. Just not Hollywood. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Atl. Like hip hop. [00:15:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:51] Speaker C: Cause you feel like you too smart to be watching that dumb entertainment. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, that's fair. [00:15:57] Speaker A: Yeah, it's ridiculous. It absolutely is ridiculous. [00:15:59] Speaker C: But no. [00:16:00] Speaker A: Kind of nights I be like, this is so. It's so ridiculous. I can't pull my eyes away sometimes. [00:16:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:06] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't look away. You can't look away. Yeah, I'm the same way. Yeah, I'm the same way. Definitely. [00:16:11] Speaker C: I stopped watching it. Cause it just got too bad. [00:16:13] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I don't watch it all the time, but If I'm on YouTube and you know how sometimes they'll throw. Throw something up. This suggestion, and it's like, let me. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Oh, you'll watch that real quick. [00:16:24] Speaker A: And I'm sitting up there 30 minutes to an hour watching multiple. And I'm like, God damn, Hang up. Get off. [00:16:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good one. [00:16:32] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's one of my. That just trash. Yeah, I. And I call it Smut tv. [00:16:38] Speaker C: Smut tv. Smart tv. [00:16:40] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what. [00:16:40] Speaker C: That's a go. What's your number five? [00:16:42] Speaker B: All right. My number five is I eat out at least twice to three times a week at night. [00:16:48] Speaker A: That's guilty pleasure. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Yeah, we ain't supposed to be eating out like that. [00:16:51] Speaker C: It depends on what you. [00:16:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:16:53] Speaker B: Chinese food, freaking Burger King. Anything quick. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Yep, it's guilty. [00:16:59] Speaker C: So guilty. That's fair. But that's kind of weak. Oh. Because it. [00:17:04] Speaker B: I know we was going for strong, Right? [00:17:06] Speaker A: That's number five. [00:17:06] Speaker C: We go for strong the whole time. [00:17:08] Speaker B: That's number five, though. True. Indeed. [00:17:09] Speaker C: I'm gonna catch up, but I feel you. But I feel like that's based on, like, poor planning more than man. Sometimes you have food at the house cooked, and you'll go and get some Burger King. [00:17:24] Speaker B: Yeah, sometimes. Because I don't like too much leftovers. [00:17:27] Speaker C: Oh. See, I'm a leftover nigger. Yeah. I don't waste no food. [00:17:31] Speaker B: You eat leftover fried chicken. [00:17:33] Speaker C: Why not? [00:17:33] Speaker A: Yeah, I put it right in the air fryer. Shoes. [00:17:35] Speaker B: Before the air fryer. [00:17:36] Speaker A: It'd be extra crispy. [00:17:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:38] Speaker C: Before the air fryer. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Yeah, before the air fryer. I put it in the oven. Yeah. [00:17:41] Speaker C: Without microwave. I don't care. I might go with French fries. I don't care. I don't like. [00:17:46] Speaker B: For real. [00:17:47] Speaker A: Ew. Ew. [00:17:48] Speaker C: You. [00:17:49] Speaker B: I bet you won't put. [00:17:51] Speaker C: Give me something. Next time you talk about something I'm. [00:17:53] Speaker B: Say, ooh, I bet you won't put a McDonald's. [00:17:56] Speaker C: My son made Ew. Damn. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Ain't no way you can put McDonald's french fries in the microwave. [00:18:03] Speaker C: N. I put. [00:18:04] Speaker A: Come on. [00:18:05] Speaker C: I don't waste food. I don't like wasting food. [00:18:06] Speaker A: No, it's not one thing to waste food, but you put them fries in the microwave. Like you want to put them in the oven just to get it crispy a little bit. [00:18:14] Speaker C: I'm just trying to get full. Do not waste money. [00:18:17] Speaker A: You have a lot of, like, juice. [00:18:21] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:18:21] Speaker A: Or like, sitting beside cuz. You know French fries are soggy in the microwave, so why would I need. [00:18:27] Speaker C: Juice if they soggy? [00:18:30] Speaker A: No, I'm not talking about soggy. I'm talking about soggy in a way. It get caught like a. Like. Like a Popeyes biscuit. [00:18:36] Speaker C: I eat so fast, I don't give time. [00:18:40] Speaker A: I was gonna say something. I'm gonna keep that demo. [00:18:43] Speaker C: B. [00:18:43] Speaker B: What's your number four? [00:18:44] Speaker C: Number four? I'll say this week. Cookies. [00:18:57] Speaker B: This guy here, man, he said mine was weak. [00:19:00] Speaker C: Mine. I'm sorry. [00:19:03] Speaker B: He said mine was weak. And the boy said cookies. [00:19:07] Speaker C: He said. [00:19:08] Speaker B: He say, I don't like eating cookies. He just said cookies. [00:19:12] Speaker A: What's up? Let's play the word association. Milk. [00:19:15] Speaker B: Try it one more time. [00:19:16] Speaker A: Cookies. [00:19:17] Speaker C: Cookies. I'm sorry, man. I told you, like, it was like Thursday, and I was like, guilty pledges. I was like, they gonna be mad at me. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Cause cookies, man, I wrote all my guilty pledges down. Like, I want to say Tuesday. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Yeah. I started. [00:19:35] Speaker A: I started last, and I was just. [00:19:37] Speaker C: I was trying, like, I don't have. [00:19:38] Speaker A: Like, it was homework. I was like, yeah. [00:19:40] Speaker C: And I made it. I made it a point to not put anything sexual. [00:19:44] Speaker A: Why? [00:19:44] Speaker C: Because, man, I didn't want to hear your mouth. [00:19:47] Speaker A: No, that's the fun part. [00:19:49] Speaker C: No, it's not. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Yes, it is. No, you gotta say one sexual thing on this. I'm not talking about. I'm not trying to put pressure. But it's just fun. It's entertainment. It's entertaining for the people listening. [00:20:01] Speaker C: There is no laugh that you going to get out better than the one when I said cookies just now. There nothing going to top that laugh now. I'mma tell you that right now. [00:20:13] Speaker A: Cookies. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Yeah, you know, cookies. Like, y'all ever buy cookies from Food Lion? Like, you get the in the brown thing. [00:20:22] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, the bakery, once. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, before COVID they used to bake the big cookies. They used to stop there almost every day. [00:20:33] Speaker C: So that's your guilty pleasure too? Nah, it ain't so goddamn funny, is it, sir? [00:20:36] Speaker A: It Is. Yeah. [00:20:37] Speaker C: So, you know, you can buy, like. Sometimes they'll sell them, like, two. You buy one, you get the two things. But it only be, like eight of them in there. [00:20:43] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:20:43] Speaker C: I'm gonna eat all of them. I ate all of them Friday. [00:20:47] Speaker B: On the way here. [00:20:48] Speaker C: No, to the house Friday. Sometimes I eat three on the way home, and I get the kind that got the nuts in it and the coconut. [00:20:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:20:58] Speaker C: I forgot what they call those, but those macadamia nuts. No, not the macadamia nut, but they got coconut, pecans and some. I forgot what they call them, but it's not the macadamia nut. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:21:10] Speaker C: But, yeah, it's a special one they make, but you're sick. Yeah. Cookies. Cookies, Cookies, cookies, cookies. [00:21:17] Speaker B: Where we at? Mine. Mine. Number four. [00:21:19] Speaker C: Her number four. Her number four last year. [00:21:21] Speaker A: Okay. My number four is listening to my ratchet music, like, on full blast in my car. That's exactly myself. [00:21:29] Speaker C: Like, who? Sexy Red or somebody. What's it? [00:21:31] Speaker A: Wretched music, everybody. [00:21:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:33] Speaker B: She was booming last week when she pulled up. [00:21:35] Speaker C: Who is she booming? [00:21:36] Speaker B: I remember, but we both looked outside like. [00:21:38] Speaker A: Like, I'll have something from a TV show or. Or just ratchet music. Today, 7:00pm Friday, it's 95°. [00:21:47] Speaker C: Oh, who's that? Who you feel so. Who you feel like you should be listening to Rhapsody or Dolce or somebody. [00:21:55] Speaker A: I don't know, but I don't. I never get to. I never get to enjoy it. Cause I have a child, and he's always in the car with me. [00:22:02] Speaker C: Some people don't. [00:22:03] Speaker B: So what's the problem? [00:22:04] Speaker A: I don't. [00:22:05] Speaker C: No. Don't you let your kids. [00:22:07] Speaker A: Cause he'll repeat. [00:22:09] Speaker B: My kids listen to whatever I listened to when I was. When they was growing up. [00:22:13] Speaker C: Really? [00:22:14] Speaker A: Yes. [00:22:14] Speaker C: But, I mean, you was listening to all the shit. [00:22:16] Speaker A: Dads. No dads. Y'all just a little. Y'all freer. [00:22:21] Speaker B: You know, the kids. Moms, too. [00:22:23] Speaker A: No, I know, but I'm just saying. My father had me watching Oz with him. [00:22:26] Speaker C: Still baby mamas. [00:22:28] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. Oh. [00:22:29] Speaker C: Oh, no, I'm about to say it. It's a part of L I don't know about. [00:22:33] Speaker A: N, N, N. Oh, good. [00:22:36] Speaker C: Okay. [00:22:36] Speaker A: It better be. No, I'm kidding. [00:22:39] Speaker C: He'll be out here now. Let me stop his wife. Listen. [00:22:42] Speaker B: She ain't listen. [00:22:42] Speaker C: Shout out to Ms. L. Mrs. L. Mrs. L. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:22:47] Speaker A: But, yeah, and then I just. I really be. People that know me and people that meet me, they always get the side like, oh, she's so nice. She's so sweet. [00:22:59] Speaker C: Yeah, I wouldn't think. [00:23:00] Speaker A: And then on the other side. [00:23:02] Speaker C: You like ratchet shit? Only ratchet women music or niggas. [00:23:06] Speaker A: No. [00:23:06] Speaker B: You listen to N music? [00:23:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:08] Speaker B: Like who drop one? Go ahead. [00:23:10] Speaker C: Like Gucci Mane or somebody. [00:23:11] Speaker A: Gucci. Gucci Mane is one of them. [00:23:13] Speaker B: You got a Gucci verse? [00:23:15] Speaker A: No, no, no. I don't got a Gucci verse. But even like back in, like, old time, I don't really listen to newer male ratchet music. The older ones, like who Waka. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Go ahead. [00:23:27] Speaker C: You think? Yeah, I guess. That is. [00:23:30] Speaker B: You couldn't say. You couldn't say a waka. Flock of verse, though. [00:23:34] Speaker C: Nobody. Walker. Can't say a walker. Shot bus. Shouting. [00:23:40] Speaker A: Right. [00:23:40] Speaker C: Shake your head and do it, but shake your dreams. New hairdo. Wow. I noticed. [00:23:48] Speaker A: No, it's the same one from last week. [00:23:51] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:23:52] Speaker B: I was gonna say it last week, but I was. [00:23:53] Speaker C: I said something last week. [00:23:54] Speaker A: You did? [00:23:55] Speaker C: Yeah. So I get double checked. [00:23:56] Speaker A: But you said it. I think you said it off mic. Like, oh, I noticed this time. [00:23:59] Speaker C: Yeah, I did. Hey, what you gonna do, number four? [00:24:05] Speaker B: L. My number four is eating until I get full. [00:24:09] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:24:11] Speaker A: Like, he don't sleep if I'm gonna. [00:24:12] Speaker B: Eat, I wanna eat until I get full. I don't wanna eat and be like, I'm good. [00:24:16] Speaker C: There's another way to eat. [00:24:18] Speaker B: I didn't. Some people don't do it. [00:24:20] Speaker A: Some people just. [00:24:21] Speaker B: They eat to get satisfied. Satisfied? [00:24:25] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't eat to get full. It hurts. [00:24:26] Speaker B: Like, if I go to a restaurant and I eat and I'm not full, man, I'm ordering something else. By the way, I'm confused. [00:24:37] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:24:38] Speaker C: What. What. What is that? Eat that you don't get full off of? [00:24:41] Speaker B: No. People not supposed to eat until you get full every day. [00:24:44] Speaker A: Yeah. You're not like, you know that feeling like, oh, I'm full. You start sitting full. [00:24:49] Speaker C: Full is stuffed is two different things. [00:24:51] Speaker B: I don't want to eat. I. I want to eat until I get stuff. Each time pause. And I was waiting for you to say that. [00:25:01] Speaker C: So he like, it's stuffed. [00:25:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Pause. Yeah. So that's my number. [00:25:06] Speaker C: You know what? I can't. [00:25:07] Speaker B: If you eat something, say, all right, dinner. [00:25:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:10] Speaker B: You're going to eat until you fall. You're not going to eat and be like, no, I'm going to go to sleep. [00:25:17] Speaker A: I have a little piece of chicken or salmon and my little sides. And I'll be like, all right. Because if I get more, then I'm Like, I'm going to be too full. [00:25:26] Speaker B: All right? [00:25:27] Speaker C: So this made me think of, like, if I go to a place to get a soul and I don't put. [00:25:31] Speaker B: Enough stuff on it. [00:25:32] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. What I'm going to say. Because you the master of what they put on it. But for real, that's up to you. It's up to you. But I don't need a footlong, okay? I get by with, you know, the six inch or whatever. You know what I'm saying? [00:25:50] Speaker B: That's for lunch, not dinner. Right? [00:25:53] Speaker C: That's for whatever. [00:25:53] Speaker B: For real. [00:25:54] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm not going. Cause you don't need a goddamn footlong. [00:25:58] Speaker A: See, but he wants a footlong. [00:25:59] Speaker C: He want a footlong. You do he want a whole thing? No, you talking about I get a six. [00:26:03] Speaker A: Why you got a whole thing? [00:26:05] Speaker B: I get a half with extra on it. [00:26:08] Speaker C: Oh, you get a half with extra meat. [00:26:10] Speaker A: Y'all really making subway sexual. [00:26:13] Speaker B: I get a half with extra on it. That's it. [00:26:15] Speaker C: Oh, see, I taught myself. Cause I used to go to, like, Burger King and get a double Whopper. You know what I'm saying? Double Whopper, cheese, whatever on there. [00:26:25] Speaker B: Number two. [00:26:25] Speaker C: But then I would get. I was like, well, I don't need a double Whopper. So then I started getting a Whopper and I would get full. And then one time I tried to go back to get a double Whopper, and it was just too much meat. So I learned. [00:26:38] Speaker B: Never too much meat for you. [00:26:41] Speaker A: That's what she said. [00:26:42] Speaker C: You right. Sometimes it ain't too much meat in my mouth. My number three. Speaking of food, one reason why it could never be too much meat, or it can be. [00:26:58] Speaker B: Yes, sir. [00:26:58] Speaker C: Is because of carbs. And we talked about the fries. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Okay? [00:27:02] Speaker C: But anything, any of the sides. Sometimes I go overboard with the sides. You know, you eat too much Mac and cheese or a rice, a pasta. You know what I'm saying? You gotta. You gotta train yourself to not. And sometimes, you know, fries or whatever. Potatoes. That might be my number three bread. Like, sometimes, like, if you go to, like, what's the place? Well, it ain't here no more like Percy and Willie's, but Willie Sue's up in Sumpter. They basically the same restaurant, and they give you that honey roll. 100%. [00:27:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:40] Speaker C: I don't even need my entree. I just eat all that bread. [00:27:43] Speaker B: Quinces, cheddar's, I think have that, too. [00:27:45] Speaker C: Cheddar's. Cheddar's do got that. Yeah. You go to Quincy's Back in the day. And you get. [00:27:52] Speaker A: I'm laughing. I'm laughing because. [00:27:54] Speaker B: Are you thinking the same thing I'm thinking? [00:27:55] Speaker C: No. [00:27:56] Speaker A: When he talks about something he really enjoys, his voice changes because he be talking. Yeah. Because you said cookies, and then now you just like. Yeah, bread and eggs. Yeah. It ain't there no more. But when you go to Subway and they put a whole lot of meat on it, like, your voice gets real low. When you deeply enjoy. [00:28:21] Speaker C: Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I just enjoy. I just enjoy a good. [00:28:24] Speaker A: You start whispering. [00:28:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:28:26] Speaker A: It comes to near whispers. [00:28:28] Speaker C: Cabin attendant, can I get another. We need some more. [00:28:31] Speaker B: Garcon, garcon. [00:28:32] Speaker C: We need another complimentary. Yeah, that's my number three. I told y'all. Mine is okay. Your number three. Corey. [00:28:40] Speaker A: My number three. Drinking alone. Apparently, it's. It's frowned upon. Like, people talk about people that drink alone. Alcohol, it's a lot of judgment. [00:28:51] Speaker C: What's your drink of choice? [00:28:52] Speaker A: It depends on my mood. [00:28:54] Speaker C: Okay, explain. [00:28:56] Speaker A: So white wine for just the everyday type thing. Vodka or tequila when I need to mellow out and just chill. And then red wine when I'm feeling myself. [00:29:15] Speaker C: You want somebody to feel you? [00:29:17] Speaker B: Oh, boy. [00:29:21] Speaker C: You don't drink brown liquor? [00:29:22] Speaker A: No, my body rejects brown liquor. [00:29:25] Speaker C: Oh, really? [00:29:25] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not that I don't like him, like, immediately. It's just really. [00:29:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Probably too much sugars. [00:29:31] Speaker A: Probably. [00:29:32] Speaker C: Yeah, probably. [00:29:33] Speaker A: But brown. I can't do it. I've never. I've never. I've. And I've tried. It don't work. [00:29:43] Speaker B: Not the brown, but. [00:29:44] Speaker A: Yeah. They say drinking alone is a thing. Is a bad thing. Like, people try to make it seem like. Like, oh, you're. Oh, you drinking by yourself again. And it's just like, the hell. [00:29:56] Speaker C: You mean getting drunk by yourself? [00:29:58] Speaker A: No. [00:29:58] Speaker B: Yeah. Drinking people. [00:29:59] Speaker C: If you getting drunk by yourself. [00:30:01] Speaker A: No, drink. Getting drunk by yourself is. That's wicked. But, yeah, people sin and it's so much. And it's so many people that drink alone. I don't get it. [00:30:12] Speaker C: But people. [00:30:13] Speaker A: Like, I've. I've told people. I've had past conversations, like, you drink by yourself. And I'm like, yeah. Why? [00:30:19] Speaker C: How often you drink? [00:30:19] Speaker A: Because I'm enjoying myself. I have. I'll have a glass of wine every other night sometimes. Every night. But it's just a glass. No. [00:30:28] Speaker C: Okay. [00:30:28] Speaker A: Scandal with a good movie or a good book. More good. Good book. I don't really watch movies. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Reading and drinking don't go together. [00:30:36] Speaker A: Yes, they do. It depends on what you're Reading. [00:30:38] Speaker C: Oh, God. Number three. My number three here reading the same books. You had a Zane with some Ciroc. [00:30:49] Speaker A: No, I don't read Zane. That was back in my teens and twenties. [00:30:56] Speaker B: Where we have. Yeah, my number three. [00:30:58] Speaker C: Yeah, number three. [00:30:59] Speaker B: My number three is like, if I see a. A kid or something, somebody in the store and they trying to get something and they can't get it, I usually buy it for them. [00:31:09] Speaker C: That's a guilty pleasure. [00:31:10] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:10] Speaker A: Because that's a kind gesture. That's a good Samaritan. You should get a good Samaritan award. [00:31:16] Speaker C: Wait a minute. You got a van to say free candy? [00:31:18] Speaker B: No. [00:31:21] Speaker C: Why is that a guilty plea? [00:31:22] Speaker B: I mean, I don't know, it's. [00:31:25] Speaker C: You feel like that's something you shouldn't be doing? [00:31:26] Speaker B: No, something I should do. [00:31:30] Speaker A: You. So like, would you feel embarrassed telling people that? [00:31:35] Speaker B: No, I just told everybody. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Now I know. So that wouldn't be considered a guilty pleasure. That's actually a good Samaritan. [00:31:41] Speaker B: Whatever. It's a guilty pleasure. [00:31:42] Speaker C: Cookies. [00:31:44] Speaker A: No, you gotta say it the way you first said. [00:31:46] Speaker C: How did I say it the first? [00:31:46] Speaker A: Cookies. [00:31:47] Speaker C: Cookies. We was like cookies. [00:31:50] Speaker B: So B, what's your cookies? [00:31:55] Speaker A: That's why I said the word association game. Milk. [00:31:58] Speaker B: Cookies. You say I love cookies or. [00:32:00] Speaker A: No, you just said cookies. Cookies. [00:32:03] Speaker C: Jokes on me, huh? [00:32:04] Speaker B: That's my number three. So if I see a kid out, you know, especially ones that, you know, hey, hey, kid, get away from that. You know, those kind. Yeah. So one of those. [00:32:17] Speaker C: That's it. That was the weirdest one. [00:32:19] Speaker B: No, it wasn't. [00:32:20] Speaker A: I'm gonna call it a guilty pleasure. It's literally just like a decent human being. [00:32:24] Speaker B: I guess so. [00:32:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:27] Speaker A: Why are you. Why are you so against it? [00:32:28] Speaker B: Why not? When you come from New York and you see that all the time, you don't. It's a guilty pleasure. It's not even a pleasure. I'm guilty for it. How about that? [00:32:38] Speaker A: That's great. Be guilty. [00:32:42] Speaker B: Hey, man. What are you looking for? [00:32:49] Speaker C: Mr. Scrooge? No. I don't know. I'm trying to think of a person that is a philanthropist off of television. [00:32:56] Speaker A: He's Santa. [00:32:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:32:58] Speaker A: Oh, Black Santa. [00:33:00] Speaker C: A black Santa, if you will. [00:33:01] Speaker A: Black Santa. [00:33:02] Speaker C: Yeah. Shout out to black Santa Claus. My number two is high fructose corn syrup. I guess that would be so. [00:33:11] Speaker A: Are you talking about thickness? [00:33:12] Speaker B: Amen. [00:33:13] Speaker C: Like thick women. [00:33:14] Speaker A: Uh huh. [00:33:15] Speaker B: Amen. Most of yours is amen. [00:33:18] Speaker C: Had involved food minders too. Yeah. Okay, I say cakes and pies. Should I say that? [00:33:25] Speaker A: It seemed like they all represent thick Women. [00:33:27] Speaker B: That's the same as cookies. [00:33:28] Speaker A: No, you gotta. You gotta. Yeah. What? [00:33:32] Speaker C: I said cars. I ain't saying that. Sexual. [00:33:35] Speaker B: Did you. Did you come up with this list? [00:33:38] Speaker C: No, I've been trying to think. I don't have a guilty pleasure. [00:33:40] Speaker B: Yes, you do. [00:33:41] Speaker A: You like fake women. [00:33:42] Speaker B: Yes. Your sneak, your seat sniffing. [00:33:44] Speaker C: I don't see sniff seeds. [00:33:46] Speaker B: I mean, it came up in a couple episodes. [00:33:48] Speaker A: Pheromones is definitely pleasure. [00:33:51] Speaker C: I'm not guilty. I said that with pride. [00:33:53] Speaker A: I know, I know, but, I mean, you wouldn't go outside telling everybody, come here, girl. [00:33:59] Speaker B: Let me smell your Undone. [00:34:00] Speaker C: It says that's a guilty pleasure. That I'm not guilty of that. Because it's only a certain time when that activates. No, like, if I'm in. In Dollar General, I smell a musky woman, I be like that, need to go watch. But if we're in the throes of passion. [00:34:16] Speaker B: What episode was that? We need to go back. [00:34:18] Speaker A: Pet peeves. [00:34:19] Speaker B: Pet peeves. [00:34:20] Speaker A: No, no, no. Weird Jobs. It was Weird Jobs. [00:34:22] Speaker B: Yep, exactly. So go back to the Weird Jobs. [00:34:24] Speaker A: Episode and see what y'all gonna hear. His guilty pleasures be. [00:34:28] Speaker C: It gotta be natural now. It can't be like, no. [00:34:31] Speaker A: Right. [00:34:32] Speaker B: And watching. [00:34:32] Speaker A: Not that you ain't wash your ass in two, three days. That's. [00:34:34] Speaker C: Oh, you gotta. You got a problem. [00:34:37] Speaker A: Right? [00:34:37] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:34:38] Speaker A: Oh, probiotic pills are real. Y'all take acidophilus women. [00:34:43] Speaker C: Yeah. Stephanophilus. [00:34:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:34:46] Speaker A: Just saying. [00:34:49] Speaker C: That's my. Yeah. Because I guess number two, high fructose concert will be in sodas. But I don't really have no. That's. That's a. This might have been the hardest one. Pause for me is the guilty pleasures. [00:35:04] Speaker B: Ah. [00:35:05] Speaker C: It's a hard one for me. I don't have no guilty pleasure. [00:35:09] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't feel bad for nothing. [00:35:10] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't feel. I don't feel bad for. [00:35:12] Speaker A: But that's what they just call them. That's what they call them. It's a little bit of shame in what you enjoy. [00:35:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to think of something. I'm shameful that I'm kind of like. Like you said, like, hood. Like. [00:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah. Hood music. [00:35:26] Speaker C: Whatever. I proudly say. I want to hear somebody get shot in some music. Like. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Yeah, I do. [00:35:31] Speaker C: Yeah. I want to hear some. [00:35:32] Speaker A: Nick. [00:35:32] Speaker C: If you ain't sliding on the music. I ain't want to hear that you got a kid. Be affiliated with a gang. Be talking about Kendrick Lamar, Kendrick Treetop. I mean, Blood That's. [00:35:40] Speaker B: That's. [00:35:40] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Part of my second one, man. [00:35:43] Speaker C: Yeah, so I'm not ashamed of that. You know what I'm saying? Shout. I got. That's like Trap Dicky saying when the song got a brother that crippled brother that blood and a cousin who GD like I do. For real, I'm with all that. I ain't. I ain't ashamed to say it. I'm trying to think of something that I might be a little bit ashamed of that I enjoy. [00:36:01] Speaker B: We gonna come back to you then. [00:36:02] Speaker C: Yeah, come back to me. [00:36:03] Speaker B: Go. Wait, I got something in there. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:08] Speaker C: What's your number? What? Number two. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Two? [00:36:11] Speaker C: Yeah, what's your number two? [00:36:12] Speaker A: This is weird. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Sexual. [00:36:14] Speaker A: No. [00:36:15] Speaker C: You took all of it off your list when I said cookies. [00:36:18] Speaker A: What do you mean? [00:36:18] Speaker C: Because you was like. I got sexual on mine. [00:36:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:21] Speaker C: Where your sexual at? [00:36:22] Speaker A: Cleaning my ears with Q tips. [00:36:24] Speaker C: You Guilt. [00:36:27] Speaker B: I do mind. [00:36:28] Speaker C: I got you. I don't want to hear this when it itch. Huh? [00:36:32] Speaker A: And then you clean it and it's. [00:36:33] Speaker C: Like you get a little enjoyment. He don't want to hear that. [00:36:40] Speaker A: It's not an enjoyment in that way, but it feels. [00:36:42] Speaker C: What's another way to get. Oh, it just feels. You wake up in the morning, you do this right here? [00:36:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:47] Speaker C: You do that in the morning? [00:36:48] Speaker A: I do it. [00:36:49] Speaker B: Oh, I do. Not every morning, but everybody does that. Everybody black do it. I never seen a white person do it. [00:36:56] Speaker A: I never. I never had to do it. [00:36:58] Speaker B: You never did the. [00:36:59] Speaker C: I don't do. [00:37:00] Speaker A: That's why I go get a Q tip. [00:37:01] Speaker C: I don't do the noise. [00:37:02] Speaker B: Yeah, you do the noise. You don't. [00:37:04] Speaker C: I don't do the noise. [00:37:05] Speaker B: You do the ear thing. [00:37:06] Speaker A: No, I get a Q tip for that. [00:37:09] Speaker B: Okay. I've never seen a white person do that, though. [00:37:12] Speaker C: How many? You don't know that many white people. [00:37:14] Speaker B: Yes, I do. [00:37:15] Speaker C: You have to have no cavalcade of white people. [00:37:17] Speaker B: I've grown up with a lot of white people. [00:37:19] Speaker C: You half white. So even in the racist mind, you half white. [00:37:23] Speaker B: White is right. [00:37:24] Speaker C: Yeah. What's your number two? [00:37:26] Speaker A: White is right. [00:37:27] Speaker B: My number two. My number two is a crazy one. [00:37:30] Speaker C: Okay. [00:37:31] Speaker B: It's not that crazy. You made a face like. [00:37:34] Speaker C: Nah. I mean, whenever I listen to buying random kids candy. Yeah, that sounds crazy as fuck. [00:37:41] Speaker B: That sounds crazy. [00:37:42] Speaker C: You should be. [00:37:42] Speaker B: That sounds crazy. [00:37:44] Speaker C: I didn't want to say it, but you sound like a goddamn predator. [00:37:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I do. [00:37:48] Speaker C: The kid wants something at the store, he can't get it. I buy it for him. [00:37:51] Speaker B: I buy it for him. I say, that's it. Going back. [00:37:54] Speaker C: That's how it starts going back. [00:37:55] Speaker A: Say he take the kids home. [00:37:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:37:57] Speaker B: I didn't say where you live. Get in the back of this van. Yeah. All right, my next one is. Whenever I listen to west coast music, I want to throw up gang signs. [00:38:09] Speaker C: Wait. Whenever I listen to west coast music, I do throw up gang signs. [00:38:14] Speaker B: That's a guilty pleasure. You like? [00:38:16] Speaker C: Yes. I thought real gang signs did. See all of them? [00:38:20] Speaker B: All of them. [00:38:21] Speaker C: I know them all. I know them all. This hat is a gang sign. [00:38:25] Speaker B: Ah, the F stands for 55th Street. [00:38:30] Speaker C: 55Th Street. [00:38:31] Speaker A: You a thug first. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Yes, Yes. [00:38:34] Speaker C: I have Blood Pop in my house. You know what Blood Pop is? [00:38:38] Speaker A: I do not. Enlighten me. [00:38:40] Speaker C: So Killer Mike came out with a us. He had a show on Netflix called Trigger Warning. And one of the episodes, he was like, you know, Hell's Angels and white groups like that, they sell products. So he was like. He wanted to come out with a product for black gangs, so he came out with Cryptic Cola. And he was like, well, if I came out with Crypticola, I need to come out with something for the blood. So he came out with Blood Pop. So I went to Killer Mike barbershop in Atlanta. I was going to get two bottles of Crypto Cola and two bottles of Blood Pop, but they were out of Crypto Cola, so I just got four bottles of Blood Pop. So I got Blood Pop in my. Yeah. No. [00:39:17] Speaker B: Now throw your set up. [00:39:18] Speaker C: Huh? [00:39:18] Speaker B: Throw your set up. [00:39:19] Speaker C: I will not throw up a. No. [00:39:20] Speaker A: We on camera. [00:39:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yes, we are on camera. I forgot. [00:39:25] Speaker A: You better not. [00:39:26] Speaker C: Yes. Yeah. Shout out to everybody. [00:39:28] Speaker B: Yeah. So that's one of my guilty pledges. [00:39:30] Speaker C: That's a good one. [00:39:30] Speaker B: Especially when you riding. [00:39:31] Speaker C: Yeah. I might throw it up to a white person as they. I'm passing by. Yeah. Just like everybody thought it was. I do the west. [00:39:43] Speaker B: Mine is usually like the rightest looking kind of thing. [00:39:48] Speaker C: You do the crip of the blood. [00:39:49] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:39:50] Speaker A: No, he just be like, just moving. [00:39:51] Speaker C: Oh, you do the G.D. i do. I've thrown them all up. [00:39:53] Speaker B: G.D. you throw folks up? [00:39:55] Speaker C: Yeah, I thought. Yeah, okay. I throw it up. Yeah. Yeah. [00:40:03] Speaker B: So that's. That's another one. [00:40:04] Speaker C: That's. That was a pretty good one. Yeah. Man, you should be ashamed. I should be ashamed, too. [00:40:10] Speaker B: Everybody probably did. Look at last week, we was listening to that squabble up. [00:40:14] Speaker C: Don't let Atomic Dog. Come on. Why are you a cute. [00:40:19] Speaker B: You're a Cute. You being there queuing it. [00:40:25] Speaker C: Nasty song. [00:40:26] Speaker B: Come on. [00:40:26] Speaker C: I might shake my shoulder or something. You never know. Yeah, you just did it. I'm on camera. You know, that's a good shaming. You. And at first. [00:40:34] Speaker B: No, I'm not one of them fraternity. I'm not one of them. [00:40:36] Speaker C: Shout out to that. Shout out to anything. Squabble up. [00:40:39] Speaker B: Come on. [00:40:39] Speaker C: I'm throwing up something. [00:40:41] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Yeah. [00:40:42] Speaker C: What's your number two? Oh, no. It's my turn. [00:40:44] Speaker B: Yeah, go ahead. [00:40:45] Speaker C: My number one. If y'all haven't noticed, I think I have an addiction to television. I watch too much tv. [00:40:54] Speaker B: You definitely do. All shows, movies, everything. [00:40:58] Speaker A: Earlier, you was just watching the game. [00:41:00] Speaker C: I was watching the game. I know that's Sunday. [00:41:03] Speaker A: I know, but what else is? Why wasn't it up there for me at least either? [00:41:07] Speaker C: Oh. Cause my fire state. Something wrong with the fire state. [00:41:10] Speaker A: I've been trying to. [00:41:11] Speaker C: I was trying to get it to work for an hour, but it wasn't. I probably gotta get a new. [00:41:15] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. That is one of your guilty. [00:41:17] Speaker C: You're not supposed to agree. [00:41:19] Speaker B: I told you this a long time ago. I said, yo, you watch a lot of shit. [00:41:21] Speaker C: Yeah, I do. [00:41:22] Speaker A: So who care why he can't agree? [00:41:24] Speaker C: I could be smoking crack. [00:41:28] Speaker B: That's number one. I hope that's number one. [00:41:31] Speaker C: I choose to watch television. And now it's a goddamn pleasure. [00:41:34] Speaker A: You like? Y'all not about to make me feel bad for my guilty pleasure. [00:41:36] Speaker C: I was homecoming king. [00:41:39] Speaker A: You okay? [00:41:41] Speaker C: No, I'm not okay. I watch too much. I watch too much television, I guess. That's my number one tv. [00:41:49] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:41:50] Speaker A: My number one is reading and writing erotic novels. [00:41:53] Speaker C: Oh, erotic. [00:41:54] Speaker B: That definitely is a guilty pleasure. [00:41:56] Speaker C: You write erotic novels? [00:41:57] Speaker A: I do. [00:42:01] Speaker C: You. How many have you written? [00:42:03] Speaker A: I have. You got like, a volume one done. But I have two. I have two in the works, too. [00:42:09] Speaker C: In a series, huh? Like, is it like. [00:42:11] Speaker A: It's a series? [00:42:12] Speaker C: What's the lead character name? [00:42:14] Speaker B: So you got a fake name in it? [00:42:15] Speaker C: It gotta be a fake name. [00:42:17] Speaker A: Yeah, they all. It's characters out of the novel. [00:42:20] Speaker C: What's the lead character's name? [00:42:22] Speaker A: The one that I'm doing right now? Her name is Raylene Hawkins. [00:42:25] Speaker C: I know a real Raylene. [00:42:27] Speaker B: We do, too. Oh, never mind. [00:42:29] Speaker A: No, not that name. No. [00:42:31] Speaker C: Raylene Hawkins. [00:42:32] Speaker A: Raylene Hawkins. [00:42:34] Speaker C: It's some Hawkins that live here. They might get offended. [00:42:37] Speaker A: Well, I don't know them. [00:42:39] Speaker C: Yeah. So what? What? Where's Raylene from? [00:42:42] Speaker A: She's from New York. [00:42:43] Speaker C: New York. Of course she's from New York. [00:42:44] Speaker A: She's gotta be from New York. [00:42:45] Speaker C: Brooklyn, Sexy. [00:42:46] Speaker A: No, no, she's from. She's from Manhattan. From the city. [00:42:49] Speaker C: Manhattan. Uptown. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Her father's from Brooklyn. [00:42:52] Speaker C: Her father's from Brooklyn? [00:42:53] Speaker A: Yeah. When she was. [00:42:54] Speaker C: Are you Raylene? [00:42:55] Speaker A: He had. No, no, I am not. [00:42:57] Speaker C: Raylene is in there. [00:42:58] Speaker A: Cuz he had her. [00:42:59] Speaker C: I want to hear some of these Raylene stories. [00:43:00] Speaker A: They. He had. He had. They. She was born when her parents were. [00:43:04] Speaker C: 15, so Raylene is into any but Raylene. [00:43:09] Speaker A: She. [00:43:09] Speaker C: What kind of stuff is Raylene into? [00:43:11] Speaker A: Raylene doesn't know what she's into. She meets. She meets two men that's into stuff and. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Oh, she have a train r. Boy. [00:43:18] Speaker A: It's. It's a triang. It's a love triangle. But they're trying to figure it out. [00:43:23] Speaker C: Do they? Do they Eiffel Tower her? [00:43:25] Speaker A: You gotta read it. [00:43:26] Speaker B: It slap fires. [00:43:27] Speaker C: Yeah, I. Yeah. [00:43:31] Speaker B: Huh. It almost slipped out. [00:43:33] Speaker A: Yep. Go ahead. What'd you say? [00:43:40] Speaker C: I like to. How tall is Raylene? [00:43:42] Speaker A: What? What are you trying to figure out right now? [00:43:45] Speaker C: Your mind's eye, like. Because Raeleen is in you. [00:43:48] Speaker A: She's 5 7. [00:43:49] Speaker C: How tall are you? [00:43:50] Speaker A: I'm 5 5. [00:43:53] Speaker C: If I was to write a book, the lead character would be about 6 5, because that's how tall I want to be. [00:44:03] Speaker A: Wait, how tall are you? Because you got height. [00:44:06] Speaker C: No, I don't. I'm five nine and three quarters. [00:44:09] Speaker A: Oh, you look taller than that next to me. [00:44:11] Speaker C: I got a. I'm just short. I got a tall soul. [00:44:15] Speaker A: Okay. [00:44:16] Speaker B: He wears his hat high. You like his hat to sit on top of his head. [00:44:22] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. You're number one. Can you beat Raylene Hawkins? [00:44:28] Speaker B: I mean, I might not be able. [00:44:29] Speaker C: To beat her, but I gotta hear more about Raylene. [00:44:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Sick man. My number one is probably smart tv, watching baddies and watching. [00:44:38] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. You should be ashamed of that shit. As a man, Every time I'm watching. [00:44:42] Speaker A: I'm like, as a man. [00:44:43] Speaker B: But you know. You know what? As a man, it's the only place you go see a fight where the titties pop out and they don't show. [00:44:51] Speaker C: The titties. [00:44:51] Speaker B: Yes, they do. [00:44:52] Speaker C: On what? [00:44:53] Speaker A: Zeus. [00:44:54] Speaker C: Oh, on Zeus. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:55] Speaker C: Oh, so you subscribe to that motherfucker? [00:44:58] Speaker B: Of course. [00:44:58] Speaker C: Because you can't watch it for free. [00:44:59] Speaker B: It's on my phone too. [00:45:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah? [00:45:01] Speaker A: It's expensive monthly too? [00:45:02] Speaker B: Nah, it's splitter with my sister. So. [00:45:05] Speaker C: So how much is Zeus a month? [00:45:07] Speaker B: I think it's $10. 9.99. [00:45:09] Speaker A: Is it? I thought it was like 15.99. [00:45:11] Speaker C: You play the same. You play the same thing. What, pay for Hulu for Zeus? [00:45:15] Speaker B: Yeah, and I ain't got Hulu. [00:45:19] Speaker C: You need a balance. [00:45:20] Speaker B: That's crazy now. I don't need Hulu. [00:45:23] Speaker C: That might be the best. [00:45:25] Speaker B: You can't find any of these episodes. [00:45:26] Speaker C: Anywhere else except Zeus. [00:45:28] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't. [00:45:30] Speaker C: Not even on the apps. [00:45:31] Speaker B: On the app. You do, but it'd be late. [00:45:33] Speaker C: Damn. [00:45:34] Speaker B: Yeah, so that's one of them. [00:45:37] Speaker C: I used to watch all of them, too. [00:45:39] Speaker B: Baddie's South, Baddie's West, Jocelyn's Cabaret. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Wicked. [00:45:44] Speaker B: All of them. Jocelyn Cabaret. They get it in, she backs up, she lets security back up, and they. [00:45:50] Speaker C: And they just fly. Yeah. I used to watch reality TV like Real Housewives of Atlanta back when it used to be, like, boring. And then it just got. Well, now it would be considered boring, but I just watched it because it was like black women that I thought had money and they was just, like, living, like, a life. [00:46:07] Speaker B: They look like it. [00:46:08] Speaker C: Yeah, they did look like they had money. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, then it just got too outrageous, you know what I'm saying? But, yeah, I don't watch none of that. Jocelyn or Smut tv. Yeah, that's a good one for a straight man to say. Baddies. Don't they got like a. Yeah, that one. [00:46:25] Speaker B: Is they all gay except one. [00:46:28] Speaker C: Except what, Orlando Brown on there? [00:46:30] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. He's the one that's not gay, probably. [00:46:32] Speaker C: And he probably. [00:46:33] Speaker B: He probably dibble and dabble, right? [00:46:36] Speaker C: Yeah, he. He has had his. He's. Well, he said he was talking about. [00:46:39] Speaker A: Diddy at one point. [00:46:41] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. [00:46:46] Speaker B: I was like, he'd be trolling, though, when you do that. [00:46:49] Speaker C: Yeah, I think so, too. [00:46:49] Speaker A: I don't think he'd be trolling. I think he. I think he's telling the truth. [00:46:53] Speaker C: You think he. About him? [00:46:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:56] Speaker B: You think he had. [00:46:57] Speaker A: Not on purpose. [00:46:58] Speaker B: You think he had bow wow? [00:47:00] Speaker C: He did say he had bow wow. [00:47:01] Speaker A: You said it's a lot of them. [00:47:05] Speaker C: Good busy. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Good busy. Yeah, he said that. [00:47:08] Speaker C: He said no bussy. [00:47:11] Speaker A: I know. I know. [00:47:12] Speaker C: You don't like busy. I don't like the word busy. [00:47:15] Speaker A: It do sound nasty, but that sounds really nasty. [00:47:18] Speaker B: They do. [00:47:20] Speaker C: Y'all got any honorable mention? [00:47:22] Speaker A: Of course I got one. [00:47:23] Speaker C: What's. Your honor? What you got? I don't have. You know how hard it was? Yeah. [00:47:27] Speaker B: Your list was that dry. I don't think you have any. [00:47:30] Speaker C: That's why I went first, get it out the way. [00:47:32] Speaker B: I carry a firearm every day. [00:47:34] Speaker A: That is not a good pleasure. [00:47:36] Speaker B: That is safe to the point where I be like, with this one. [00:47:41] Speaker C: With these. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Should I wear this tech 9? [00:47:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Like, okay, should I wear a light. [00:47:46] Speaker A: One or should I wear the Uzi with my low top? Yes. [00:47:50] Speaker B: Yeah, that's. That's how I am. [00:47:51] Speaker C: You do have a lot of guns. [00:47:53] Speaker B: Every time he does. Oh, I got boxes on. I mean, I got sweatpants on. [00:47:57] Speaker C: Okay, let me get the light joint. [00:48:00] Speaker B: Yeah, I got flip flops on. I definitely getting something that's not. [00:48:03] Speaker C: Do you have more than two guns in your car? [00:48:07] Speaker A: He can't answer that question on camera. [00:48:09] Speaker B: I got a safe in my car. [00:48:11] Speaker C: A gun safe in your car? [00:48:12] Speaker B: It's safe under the underseason. [00:48:16] Speaker C: You got a problem? [00:48:17] Speaker B: Nah, I don't have a problem. You never know. [00:48:19] Speaker A: He's ready. [00:48:20] Speaker C: You only need like three. [00:48:21] Speaker B: Nah, you get. If you had to get to that car, you had to use a shield or something. I mean. [00:48:26] Speaker C: A shield? [00:48:26] Speaker B: Yeah, like the door. [00:48:27] Speaker C: You Captain America? [00:48:28] Speaker B: Nah, you gotta use the door as a shield, man. It's all sorts of stuff you go through, man. [00:48:32] Speaker A: I was really. I felt really safe when I. When I moved down here because I was like, if something happened, something ever happened, I'm going straight to my cousin house. [00:48:42] Speaker B: But you straight. [00:48:43] Speaker C: Oh, you mean like Civil War type? [00:48:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm going straight there. I mean, I got my Glock. [00:48:48] Speaker C: Okay. Glock. [00:48:48] Speaker B: Sure. [00:48:49] Speaker C: Do you got a Glock now? [00:48:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:51] Speaker B: Where. [00:48:51] Speaker C: What is the Glock? 9. 9 millimeter? [00:48:52] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:53] Speaker C: What's Glock? 40. 40 cal. [00:48:54] Speaker B: 40 cow. [00:48:55] Speaker C: Oh, okay. I just got a, you know, nothing big, but. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm staying. I'm staying with them. [00:49:02] Speaker B: That's, that's, that's one of my guilty pleasures. Always carrying something with me. Always. [00:49:07] Speaker C: That's a requirement. [00:49:08] Speaker A: Yeah, that's your honor. [00:49:11] Speaker B: I turn around like if I. Oh. [00:49:14] Speaker C: Like if I thought like that thought. [00:49:16] Speaker B: Was in the car. Oh, it ain't in. It ain't in here. Let me go back to the house. [00:49:19] Speaker C: Yeah, I be lacking sometimes. [00:49:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't. I try not to. [00:49:24] Speaker A: What's a. I be watching Internet fights. Old ones from like 10 years ago. Bum fights. [00:49:33] Speaker B: Remember that? [00:49:34] Speaker C: What's the fun? What's the funniest? And I know you've seen it. [00:49:37] Speaker A: It was. For me, it was this. It was this. She was like 6 foot 3, big white woman, and like a 5 foot 7 crackhead black woman. [00:49:50] Speaker C: Where were they fighting? In the street. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Yeah. And she bust holding her eye. The black Woman started bleeding. I'm just like, ugh, who won? But I couldn't look away. [00:50:00] Speaker C: Who won? [00:50:01] Speaker A: The white woman. [00:50:01] Speaker C: Oh, the white woman. [00:50:02] Speaker A: She whooped ass. [00:50:03] Speaker C: I think one of the most famous fights from back in that era is called Ambulance. [00:50:09] Speaker A: Yeah, Called Ambulance. [00:50:11] Speaker C: Yeah. You remember that one? [00:50:12] Speaker B: I remember that. There's still a meme now, right? [00:50:14] Speaker C: Called Ambulance. [00:50:15] Speaker A: People still say that. People still say it. [00:50:19] Speaker C: Yeah. The one with the guy, he was like an old marine or something. The white. The black dude was fucking with the white guy on the bus. Yeah. That was a good one. [00:50:25] Speaker A: Yeah. I can't, like. I'll Google them. [00:50:29] Speaker B: I still got the DVDs. [00:50:30] Speaker A: I be watching High School. [00:50:32] Speaker B: Yeah. Bum Fight DVD. [00:50:34] Speaker C: I didn't know they did DVDs. I just used to watch on YouTube. I just seen my YouTube. Yeah. [00:50:42] Speaker A: And it was so. It was. It's just entertaining. [00:50:46] Speaker C: And then watching Maury Mario's of Guilty Pleasure. [00:50:49] Speaker A: It is. [00:50:50] Speaker B: It definitely is. [00:50:50] Speaker A: It is. Nobody needs to be watching that. [00:50:53] Speaker B: That's in the line of smoking. [00:50:54] Speaker A: Like, I don't understand how they still on. [00:50:56] Speaker C: I don't feel guilty because it was. It's on. There's so many people that watch it until, like, I know it still comes on. [00:51:04] Speaker A: Watching it. [00:51:05] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:51:05] Speaker B: It still. Come on. [00:51:07] Speaker C: You got another one? [00:51:08] Speaker A: Yes, I have more. [00:51:09] Speaker B: I have more. [00:51:10] Speaker A: Let me see. I don't know. Watching movies I've seen like a million. [00:51:16] Speaker C: Times, that's not a good. [00:51:17] Speaker A: It's not a guilty pleasure. [00:51:18] Speaker C: That's a sign because people like, why. [00:51:20] Speaker A: You always like, huh? [00:51:21] Speaker C: That's a sign of anxiety. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Yeah, I have anxiety. [00:51:24] Speaker C: I knew it. [00:51:24] Speaker A: Severe. It is, but is it really? Why? [00:51:28] Speaker C: Because you already know what's going to happen. So it's no type of. [00:51:32] Speaker B: I get say she had to watch it. [00:51:35] Speaker C: No. She said, that's like most of the people that I know that watch the same types of like, they'll watch a show over and over or a movie over and over is they got anxiety. So. [00:51:48] Speaker A: That does make sense. [00:51:49] Speaker B: I used to watch. I used to watch what's Last Dragon over and over when I was young. [00:51:56] Speaker A: Well, that was just because you loved the movie. [00:51:58] Speaker B: Yeah, See? Yeah. [00:51:59] Speaker C: But I could tell she didn't say one movie. She said movies. [00:52:05] Speaker A: Movies. [00:52:05] Speaker C: Yeah, over and over. So. [00:52:08] Speaker A: So as I was like writing my. My list up and I just went to Google just to see other people's guilty pleasures on Reddit. It was. It was one per. It was two people that caught my attention. One guy said, my guilty pleasure. R. Kelly. I don't see Nothing wrong. [00:52:25] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:52:26] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good one. [00:52:27] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:52:27] Speaker A: And he said it. [00:52:28] Speaker B: We all should have said. [00:52:29] Speaker A: I don't see nothing wrong. [00:52:31] Speaker C: That ain't mine. [00:52:31] Speaker B: We all should. Come on. [00:52:33] Speaker C: I don't listen to no. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Nothing wrong. [00:52:36] Speaker C: I don't listen to our killing. He's not on any of my devices. [00:52:42] Speaker B: Come on, B. [00:52:43] Speaker A: You still listen to Diddy. [00:52:46] Speaker B: Don't, don't, don't. [00:52:48] Speaker C: What? No, it ain't really like I'm not an R and B. [00:52:52] Speaker B: Take this money. FK Morning. It's too happy. You're gonna dance to it. You're gonna. [00:52:58] Speaker C: And he hasn't been convicted. It's a difference. I shouldn't listen to him just based off of the video. [00:53:05] Speaker B: The video. Right. [00:53:05] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? I listen to a lot. Way worse stuff, you know? Probably one of the worst ones is you don't even know it. [00:53:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:12] Speaker C: What about future? I don't fuck with future. [00:53:14] Speaker B: Like that. Okay, good. [00:53:16] Speaker C: I don't. Folks use it like that. [00:53:17] Speaker A: That's good. [00:53:18] Speaker C: But, yeah, definitely know R. Kelly. I haven't listened to R. Kelly probably in about 20 years. [00:53:23] Speaker B: Come on. [00:53:24] Speaker A: Really? [00:53:25] Speaker B: Come on, man. [00:53:26] Speaker A: You just don't do R B. [00:53:28] Speaker C: No, I don't do R. Kelly. [00:53:29] Speaker B: You ain't been to a graduation in 20 years. [00:53:32] Speaker C: I'm not. I believe they was playing. They was playing R. Kelly the other night at my people house or whatever, but I was just not where. [00:53:38] Speaker B: They were playing Fiesta. [00:53:40] Speaker C: Nah, they weren't even playing Fiesta. They was playing like just some other R. Kelly shit. I just don't fuck with R. Kelly. [00:53:45] Speaker A: I'll tell you. I can't remember the last time I actually listened to a song by R. Kelly. [00:53:50] Speaker C: I can't. [00:53:51] Speaker A: And then another guy. This is. This. I had to write it down because he cracked me up. He said I fart near children in the grocery stores and everybody always blamed them. [00:54:00] Speaker C: That's a good one. [00:54:03] Speaker A: He said when he has to use, he. When he has to fart, he goes find a child. He hovers. No, he just hovers a little bit so it could start smelling. And then he walk off like, ooh, did you. [00:54:16] Speaker C: And then. Do you know that the parents grab the kid and smell the kid butt? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's. I might have to start doing that when we was playing cards. So, you know, the other week I was like. I was playing cards with the people or whatever. [00:54:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:54:27] Speaker C: So I don't care. So I asked the homies. I was like, yo, what's the fart rules out here. [00:54:33] Speaker B: Come on. [00:54:33] Speaker C: They was like, what you mean? What's the fart rules? I'm like, ain't no fart rules. Like, come on, B, you wilding. [00:54:39] Speaker B: Why you do that? [00:54:41] Speaker A: It's nasty. [00:54:42] Speaker C: Like, my daddy used to say, better out than in. So. Yeah. [00:54:45] Speaker A: Oh, my. [00:54:46] Speaker C: I let it rip. And then. So check this out. [00:54:48] Speaker B: So that's your guilty pleasure? [00:54:50] Speaker C: No, I had to fart, but I wanted to be respectful. [00:54:53] Speaker A: But the fact that you had that, you know, to ask, what's the fart rules? [00:54:57] Speaker C: Cause some niggas don't, you know, they get kind of temperamental, you know what I'm saying? When I was in the hood, so the only. Okay, so the guilty pleasure part was so we were standing up there and I started doing like this, and it's like, what you. What the be doing? [00:55:10] Speaker B: Trying to start it up. Try to start it up. [00:55:15] Speaker C: And somebody's like, I knew that. What he was about to do. [00:55:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:55:18] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:55:19] Speaker A: So we found one. [00:55:20] Speaker C: Yeah, so I guess that we found one. [00:55:22] Speaker B: You got him in there, man. [00:55:24] Speaker C: But I'm not. It's not a guilt. I don't feel guilty about it, though. [00:55:27] Speaker A: No, that's not. [00:55:29] Speaker C: I might, but I feel like they. [00:55:31] Speaker A: Use the word guilty in that sense very loosely, but it's like I don't have anything. It's like more. Majority of people aren't ashamed of their guilty pleasures. [00:55:42] Speaker C: Maybe like if, let's say, like, I passed away and the coroners or whoever came in, I, like, passed away in my sleep. And, like, the rag I use, this went dark. The masturbation rag was like that. [00:56:03] Speaker B: Not the hard. Crispy. [00:56:04] Speaker C: It's not. It's not crispy, though. It's not crispy. I get a lot of protein, so it's not crispy. But, you know, the rag is there. I may be embarrassed. Posthumously embarrassed after that. Yeah. [00:56:15] Speaker B: It's too late then. [00:56:16] Speaker C: Yeah. But I don't have a. Okay. I'm not ashamed because my teeth are clean. I brush my teeth every day. But it was one day I. I was at my mama house or whatever. One of my aunts was there, and I just said, like, when the last time I had bought a toothbrush. And the way she laughed. [00:56:35] Speaker B: When was the last time? [00:56:36] Speaker A: I'm so scared. [00:56:37] Speaker C: It was like she. I forgot. I might have been like, this is a while ago. But I was like, yeah, I need to get another toothbrush. I bought one last year. She was like, last year? When I'm like, last year, it Was like nine months ago. I was talking about. She was crying, laughing. She was like, you know, you supposed to buy one like every month, every. [00:56:56] Speaker A: Three months or something like that. [00:56:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:57] Speaker C: I was like, I didn't know. She's like, I bet it's so soft. [00:57:03] Speaker B: All the bristles is going off. [00:57:06] Speaker A: All like. [00:57:06] Speaker C: But I buy the good one. She's like, it don't matter. I was like, I didn't know. So. But I'm not guilty. But I mean, I have good hygiene. I don't know guilty pleasure. But I ain't guilty. I don't feel guilty. Oh, no. Y'all got any more? [00:57:19] Speaker B: Nope, I'm done. [00:57:20] Speaker A: No, I'm good. I'm good. [00:57:22] Speaker C: Email us djblayshowmail.com Let us know your guilty pleasures. Hopefully it's in the sexual manner if you're a woman, because that makes the show even more better for me. [00:57:33] Speaker B: More entertaining. [00:57:34] Speaker C: More entertaining for me also for Corey because she seems to find pleasure. [00:57:41] Speaker A: Outside pleasure where. [00:57:43] Speaker C: And having that Ms. Erotic Novel writer. What's a Raylene Hawkins? [00:57:51] Speaker B: Robin. Robin. What's the other one he was reading today? [00:57:54] Speaker A: Oh, Robbie. Robbie. Renee. [00:57:56] Speaker C: Robbie Rob. [00:57:58] Speaker A: I would. I wouldn't put it erotic. It's just fiction. And you know, they have that scene when. Because it's adults, but it's not per se nasty and erosion product now. [00:58:10] Speaker C: It's not 50 Shades. [00:58:11] Speaker A: But you know what? I. I'm still in the. In the beginning stages of the book, so who knows? Yeah, stay tuned. [00:58:17] Speaker C: So what's. What's gonna happen in part two of the. [00:58:21] Speaker A: We'll talk about it off mic. [00:58:23] Speaker C: Okay, you. You shout out. I want to hear what Rayleigh got going on. Any girl on girl action happening in Raylene life. [00:58:30] Speaker A: Not Raylene, but her friend is about. [00:58:32] Speaker C: She got a freaky friend. [00:58:33] Speaker A: She got a friend about that life. [00:58:34] Speaker C: Yeah, you do. I mean, she do. [00:58:36] Speaker A: I actually. [00:58:37] Speaker C: Word. [00:58:37] Speaker A: Yep. [00:58:38] Speaker C: DJ Blacher. Gmail.com Email us, let everybody know they can find you, Rayleigh. I mean, Corey. [00:58:49] Speaker A: Instagram. [00:58:52] Speaker C: 5. 7. [00:58:53] Speaker A: I'm 55, so we are not the same person. Catch me on Instagram, y'all. At Corey saying, please ignore. Be easy. [00:58:59] Speaker C: Don't ignore me. You can't. It's impossible. [00:59:02] Speaker B: Catch me on Facebook. El Murphy. That's it. [00:59:06] Speaker C: You can find me on social media. Preacher BP. You can find the show on Instagram at DJ Blazhow. Email us dj blowgmail.com. let us know what you think. Give us your top five guilty pleasures. [00:59:19] Speaker A: Guilty pleasures. [00:59:21] Speaker C: It's your boy. Be easy. [00:59:23] Speaker A: Cookies. Cookies. It's your girl, Corey. Milk cookies. [00:59:28] Speaker B: It's your boy, Al. [00:59:29] Speaker C: And we out let those who have ears listen.