The List: Stand-up Comics

[00:00:00] Speaker A: This episode was brought to you by PharmD. Do you enjoy whiskey? Join Q, mixologist of PharmD at the Poets House in Florence, South Carolina on Saturday, February 1st at 6:30 as she takes you on a journey of black owned whiskey brands. While there, you will enjoy delectable small bites while identifying the essence of various whiskey brands in your complimentary Glencan whiskey glass. Visit pharmddrinkdoctor.com to secure your ticket. [00:00:40] Speaker B: Let's get it started. Gossip, music, news, entertainment and heated discussions. The DJ Blaze Radio show starts now. [00:01:18] Speaker A: Welcome back to another episode to Wednesday's episode of the DJ Blaze Radio show podcast. It's your boy, be easy. [00:01:24] Speaker C: It's your girl, Cory. [00:01:26] Speaker B: This your boy, Al. [00:01:27] Speaker A: And this is our list episode where we list our top five of any random subject. How are you guys doing today? [00:01:33] Speaker B: Good, good, good. How are you on this Wednesday? [00:01:36] Speaker A: I'm wonderful. Yeah. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Yeah. Midweek. [00:01:39] Speaker A: Midweek. [00:01:40] Speaker C: I'm tired. [00:01:41] Speaker B: Hump day. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Tired of what? [00:01:43] Speaker C: I'm just tired. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Tired of the heat. [00:01:48] Speaker C: What heat? [00:01:49] Speaker B: Yeah, heater. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Oh, here we go with the heater again. [00:01:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:54] Speaker C: He didn't get you one yet. [00:01:55] Speaker B: Reference to last episode to hear about the heater. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. So top five comedians. That's what we talking about today. Yep, yep, yep. [00:02:06] Speaker C: Are y'all ready? [00:02:07] Speaker B: Yeah, we're ready. [00:02:08] Speaker C: I'm excited. [00:02:09] Speaker A: You so excited that you can go first? [00:02:11] Speaker C: Yeah, I'll go first because I feel like my list is the weakest this link. All right, so weakest link this year. [00:02:18] Speaker B: So our. Are we gonna be like on your list? Are we gonna be like who's that. [00:02:22] Speaker C: Or no, I don't. [00:02:23] Speaker B: We gonna know. What about you? [00:02:25] Speaker A: I think maybe I got a couple. [00:02:27] Speaker B: You might be like, who's that? [00:02:29] Speaker A: We'll see. [00:02:30] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:30] Speaker C: We'll see. All right. So for my first one, I didn't do except number one. But I really didn't go any specific order or old school. I. I'm. When I think of comics, I think of who's relevant today and who I watch today. That's how I listed today. Okay. Y'all just see. So my number five is Jo Koy. [00:02:55] Speaker B: Okay? The Chinese, white. [00:02:57] Speaker C: Filipino. Filipino. [00:02:59] Speaker A: Filipino, yes. [00:02:59] Speaker C: He's Filipino. [00:03:00] Speaker A: He's that funny to make it your top five ever. [00:03:03] Speaker C: No, it's. That's why I said it was in the top five. [00:03:04] Speaker A: That's why you gave a caveat. [00:03:06] Speaker C: Yes. Why do you look. Why do you look so upset at my number five right now? [00:03:12] Speaker A: Because the list was. [00:03:13] Speaker B: She didn't even start yet. [00:03:15] Speaker A: Top five of all time. [00:03:17] Speaker C: No, we did not say of all time. [00:03:19] Speaker A: It's always. It's your top five favorites, period. [00:03:22] Speaker C: No, I don't. [00:03:23] Speaker A: Okay, Joy Coycoy do that with me. [00:03:26] Speaker C: Not with comics. Because I don't watch enough stand up comedy to have like, oh, these are my top fives. [00:03:35] Speaker A: So these are your favorites of all times? [00:03:37] Speaker C: No, it's just because if you didn't watch just people, that's making me laugh. [00:03:41] Speaker A: George Carlin. You wouldn't mention George Carlin. So. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Hey, man. She explained. She said this is what she would like to start with, what she listened to and what she watched. [00:03:54] Speaker C: Why not Black on Sunday, Elle was the problem. So now Wednesday, you're the problem. [00:03:59] Speaker A: No, you're the. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Do y'all got beef with me or something? Can I do something? [00:04:02] Speaker A: I got beef with your list in J. Cole. [00:04:05] Speaker C: Oh, get some chicken instead. [00:04:07] Speaker A: Ooh. Oh, yeah. How about I get pork? [00:04:10] Speaker C: Go ahead. Either or you ain't no. Ain't no beef over here. [00:04:13] Speaker A: What's beef? [00:04:15] Speaker C: You got. [00:04:15] Speaker B: Beef is where you two. Beef is with your balls in the. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Safe, in the streets. [00:04:23] Speaker B: Beef is with you. Beef is where I see you. That will te to be. [00:04:27] Speaker A: I see you now. I'm through. My number one. I mean, number five is. I'm just with you. My number five is Patrice O'Neal. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Okay. [00:04:39] Speaker A: He died a little early 2011. He died in 2011? [00:04:45] Speaker C: Yes, he did. [00:04:46] Speaker A: Health complications. Ironic. One of his. One of my favorite, favorite bits of his is about his health. And, you know, he was talking about how him and his wife got a little freaky and, you know, a little pee play, a little, you know, golden shower. And so the next day after, she was like, you know, baby, last night, you know, a little bit of your. Your pee got in my mouth, and I noticed it was. It was a little sweet. You might want to go to the doctor. You know what I'm saying? He's like, because it tastes like birthday cake. He was like, that's how I know my wife loved me. You know what I'm saying? And tell me that I need to go get checked for diabetes because my pee was a little bit too sweet. [00:05:21] Speaker C: It's like, hold on, though. Here's my question. How she know what pee supposed to taste like? [00:05:29] Speaker A: You don't know what pee's supposed to taste like. [00:05:30] Speaker B: Everybody know what pee tastes like. [00:05:32] Speaker C: No, I don't. [00:05:33] Speaker B: Yes, it's a little salty. She knows you got a son. There was times you changing the paper. [00:05:39] Speaker C: My son has never peed in my mouth. [00:05:41] Speaker A: Ain't never got a little on your lip. [00:05:43] Speaker C: No. [00:05:44] Speaker B: You never, you know, after you left the bathroom, you know? [00:05:47] Speaker C: No. [00:05:48] Speaker B: Lick your fingers. [00:05:48] Speaker C: What? What kind of fetish nasty shit are you on? [00:05:54] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying everybody know what pee tastes like. [00:05:56] Speaker C: No, I really don't. [00:05:57] Speaker A: It's salty, but tastes like sweat. [00:05:59] Speaker B: That's what it is. Everybody know what pee tastes like, but they won't tell you how they know. [00:06:03] Speaker A: I'll tell you how I know. [00:06:04] Speaker C: No, that's what I'm saying. I really don't know what peace supposed. That's why that was my first question. Like how she know what pee tastes like? [00:06:12] Speaker B: You for real? [00:06:13] Speaker C: I'm so serious right now. [00:06:14] Speaker A: Never had a golden shower. [00:06:15] Speaker C: I've never. [00:06:16] Speaker A: No, I'm asking this a serious question. [00:06:19] Speaker C: No, I've never had a golden shower. I've never tasted pee accidentally. I don't know what the dial protest too much. It's supposed to taste like. [00:06:30] Speaker B: I don't know now. I. I don't. I don't. I'm not believing you. [00:06:33] Speaker C: Why would I lie about that? [00:06:35] Speaker B: I know, because nobody says why. How they know what pee tastes like. B. You know why? You know? [00:06:41] Speaker A: Yeah, I know why. [00:06:43] Speaker B: Why? [00:06:43] Speaker A: Because it was a. A young, young Elijah going to the bathroom early morning wood, if you will. [00:06:54] Speaker B: Okay. Shot you in the face. [00:06:56] Speaker A: And I'm pulling it out and it slapped back and pee goes everywhere. And a little bit got on my. On my little bit Tastes like sweat. Two days later Khep went everywhere. The two days later he come my mom. Why? [00:07:14] Speaker B: So why is it rank? [00:07:16] Speaker A: Why so rank in the bathroom? So. [00:07:21] Speaker B: So you pissed on the ceiling. [00:07:22] Speaker A: I pissed everywhere. The ceiling. The flow to commode my mouth. [00:07:26] Speaker C: No, I don't know what Pete tastes like. Yeah, so I wouldn't know. I don't know. [00:07:30] Speaker A: Why do you know? [00:07:31] Speaker C: And then my son as a baby, you know, they only drink breast milk and their urine is clear. So like, I bet you still. I'm talking about an adult. You can't compare an infant to an adult. [00:07:45] Speaker A: I was a kid. [00:07:45] Speaker C: Like their pee you. [00:07:48] Speaker B: Yeah, but you had sun kissing you. [00:07:49] Speaker C: Yeah, like you know what I'm saying. No, but I'm just saying it's. It's very different from an infant. [00:07:54] Speaker A: But I mean adult pee might taste better than adolescent pedo, not an infant. Why you drink just straight water? [00:08:02] Speaker C: Oh, I don't know. Yeah, but I don't know. That's why. That's why I. I have a genuine question. [00:08:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I need all the people that you know, email. [00:08:13] Speaker C: Yeah. Why? You know, hold on back to his. [00:08:15] Speaker B: I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you how I know. Like it's never a time I was like it had to be a splash. Like a B situation. [00:08:23] Speaker C: You're gonna use B situation. [00:08:25] Speaker A: It has to be your wife had a little kid. [00:08:27] Speaker C: No golden shower. [00:08:28] Speaker B: Not at all. Not at all. [00:08:30] Speaker C: Okay. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Nope. [00:08:31] Speaker A: I want to say the same thing. [00:08:32] Speaker C: I don't believe him. For some reason I don't believe him. [00:08:38] Speaker A: Mrs. L. Email the show. Oh, let us know what you guys. BMAC has emailed and said what him and his wife. [00:08:43] Speaker C: Do you see how all of a sudden. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Nah, I just, I really couldn't tell you how I know. But it's one of those taste and things you'll never forget. [00:08:55] Speaker C: Well, I don't know. Cause it never happened. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Had to be. Cause I was so young. [00:09:00] Speaker A: Oh, it was from a long time ago. [00:09:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:02] Speaker A: I'm telling you, it probably was the same situation as mine. [00:09:04] Speaker B: That's what I said. Somebody don't believe me. It was. You know when we. [00:09:07] Speaker A: I never got peed on by a baby. I don't think that. [00:09:10] Speaker C: No, I've gotten peed on by my son. Been like, oh no. But it's never, it's never hit my face. Thank gosh. It's always my clothes. And I'll be like, now I gotta change my clothes. [00:09:22] Speaker A: Why so ranking here? [00:09:24] Speaker B: That's funny. [00:09:25] Speaker C: And then I got, then I got a little penis cup. Like disposable penis cups. Like it's like this, it's like a, like a cotton thing that go over his penis when I would change him. Because I got tired of getting people they. [00:09:36] Speaker A: Damn, they sell everything on Amazon. [00:09:38] Speaker C: No, I didn't buy it. His aunt did. And I was so grateful and I was like, thank you. Because everybody. Cuz anytime I so did you. Anytime I pulled the pamper off, he was. Did you put cold air got to it? [00:09:51] Speaker B: Did you put that in the dishwasher? [00:09:52] Speaker C: What? [00:09:53] Speaker B: The peacock? [00:09:53] Speaker C: No, it was, it was disposable. It was cloth. [00:09:55] Speaker A: Oh, it's disposable. [00:09:56] Speaker C: Disposable. [00:09:57] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:09:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:58] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:09:59] Speaker C: It was like 200 came in the pack. So I was good to go. [00:10:02] Speaker B: Where we at? We had my number five. [00:10:04] Speaker A: Your number five? Yeah. [00:10:05] Speaker C: Yes. Are you kidding me? That's a joy line. [00:10:09] Speaker B: All right, number five. My number five is. I'm gonna go with Bill Bellamy. Bill Bellamy stand ups. [00:10:19] Speaker C: Look at me. [00:10:20] Speaker B: What? Why? Come on. Bill Bellamy's not funny. [00:10:25] Speaker A: I. I can't say too much because I know Somebody who's friends with him, but go ahead. Top five of all time. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:32] Speaker C: And he had a problem. [00:10:33] Speaker B: He's at the top five, like with my Joe Coy, you know, not. I don't have a problem. [00:10:38] Speaker C: You had a problem. [00:10:39] Speaker B: And I was. [00:10:39] Speaker C: My bad. [00:10:40] Speaker B: I was helping you out. [00:10:41] Speaker C: Absolutely right. My bad. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Number five. I think that's my number five. Because his stand ups are like, they're good, but it's my number five. It's not my number two. My number three. It's my number five. [00:10:55] Speaker A: I gotta hear the rest of yours. [00:10:57] Speaker B: I mean, I got honorable mentions. [00:10:58] Speaker A: Give me something. Give me a reason why. Kevin Hart. I mean, Bill Bellamy. Bellamy. Yeah. [00:11:04] Speaker B: I guess it's the. His style of comedy. His style is like. He's just almost explained. He's just talking almost. And it's a lot of stuff you could relate to. I think that's the main thing for him, his relatables. [00:11:21] Speaker A: I just remember one joke of his that he was talking about his sister and she was calling him Billy. That's the only one I really remember. But I don't really see. [00:11:28] Speaker B: That's good because I couldn't. I don't remember any of them. [00:11:31] Speaker A: Oh, that's not. [00:11:31] Speaker B: But I remember he has good standouts. [00:11:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:11:34] Speaker B: All right. [00:11:35] Speaker A: What's your number four, Corey? [00:11:36] Speaker C: My number four is Matt Rife. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Wait, what was your number five? [00:11:43] Speaker A: Patrice O'Neal. [00:11:44] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. [00:11:45] Speaker C: Matt Rife. He's funny. Right. [00:11:47] Speaker A: Now my number four. You like Matt Rice? [00:11:51] Speaker C: He's funny. [00:11:52] Speaker B: I never heard of him. [00:11:53] Speaker A: The young white kid from. [00:11:55] Speaker C: He came from Wilding Out. [00:11:56] Speaker B: Oh, that guy. [00:11:57] Speaker C: I enjoy his stand up because his. His crowd work. That's what I enjoy. [00:12:03] Speaker A: I wouldn't. I think I saw him in person. [00:12:05] Speaker C: It's quick and sharp, too. [00:12:07] Speaker A: I think I saw him in person with little Duvall. Lil Duvall came to South Carolina. He was in Columbia. It was him. J J ski. J ski. Funny as hell, too. And I think it was Matt Rife. A young Matt Rife. This was like whenever we had Duvall on the show, that was the episode that was when Duvall did that stand up. And that was when we saw him. Had to be like 2016. I think that was mad, right? Because he had a young white boy with him and he was funny. You could tell he was young or whatever. [00:12:43] Speaker C: But yeah, Matt Rife is funny. A lot of white people, his crowd work, I enjoy. [00:12:50] Speaker A: A lot of comedians don't really like him. [00:12:52] Speaker C: Why? [00:12:53] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know if it's because of how fast he. How quote, unquote, fast he got famous or the fact that he really don't do a lot of like, stand up, stand up. He do a lot of crowd work. I don't know if that's the reason why, but. [00:13:08] Speaker C: Can'T be mad if it's working. [00:13:09] Speaker A: Yeah. He getting paid. [00:13:10] Speaker C: It's working. [00:13:11] Speaker A: You're getting paid. Oh, is he any movies or anything now? [00:13:15] Speaker B: He's dropping them. Netflix specials. [00:13:18] Speaker C: He started doing the YouTube specials first. [00:13:21] Speaker A: But, I mean, they wanna. They all want to get in movies and stuff, though. [00:13:24] Speaker C: I don't know if he wants to act. [00:13:26] Speaker A: He want to act, I think. I don't know a stand up person who don't want to get in movies. [00:13:31] Speaker B: I think he was in the movie. I think. So. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Y'all look up Matt Rife. [00:13:37] Speaker B: Yeah, he got the spike here, right? Spiky kind of. [00:13:41] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Okay. [00:13:44] Speaker A: He got like a little. Sometimes you got a little fade on Swoop. [00:13:47] Speaker C: Sometimes it's spiky, sometimes it's a little bit different. [00:13:50] Speaker B: I think he was in the movie. I think so. [00:13:53] Speaker A: I'm kind of torn with my number four, but I'll give my number four to Chris Rock. [00:14:00] Speaker B: Typical. How's that? [00:14:02] Speaker A: Typical? [00:14:03] Speaker B: Oh, I mean. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Yeah, legendary. Yeah. He's on your. He's one of the list. [00:14:07] Speaker C: No, he's my number three. [00:14:09] Speaker B: Yes. [00:14:10] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Chris Rock is a legend. The one thing about Chris Rock that I don't like is the joke. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you were gonna say his hands. [00:14:19] Speaker A: That's right. [00:14:23] Speaker C: Yeah. Terrible, man. But it does do that. [00:14:29] Speaker A: Yeah, I like Chris Rock. It was once I forgot the special. I don't know if it was bigger and blacker. It was one that they had on the Internet and I just used to listen to it once a day when I worked for the same mortgage company from last episode. They used to had it on some website like Yahoo or whatever. You could listen to it. So I would listen to it every day. It was good. But the joke. I love black people, but I hate. I hate that joke because white people use that. Oh, yeah. Why people use that? Yeah. [00:14:55] Speaker B: I was gonna ask you, what was your favorite stand up for him? Yeah. Big and black was big. Like. [00:15:03] Speaker A: Yeah, that was. [00:15:04] Speaker B: Once that dropped. It was like nothing else. You know, at that time that was as good. And it was hbo, right? [00:15:10] Speaker A: I think it was HBO show. I think that was when HBO used to do all this. All the big stand ups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Chris Rock, my number four. [00:15:18] Speaker B: Okay. All right. [00:15:19] Speaker A: Well, number four. [00:15:20] Speaker B: My number four is D.C. curry. [00:15:22] Speaker A: Okay, D.C. and Don. D.C. curry. [00:15:25] Speaker B: And you might know him as Uncle Elroy. [00:15:28] Speaker A: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:15:30] Speaker C: V. Sachi. Sachi. [00:15:33] Speaker B: Now only reason I picked him is cuz at one time I was going to see a lot of comedians at the Comedy House and anybody had a, a name for him, I was going to see him. So D.C. curry, he was like one of the funniest that I've seen at the Comedy House. I mean if I probably went in three months, probably saw about 10 different comedians like he was, he was, you know, genuinely funny on there. You might not know how funny he is, you know, because you see him on Friday, but now he used to. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Be on comedy all the time. That's what I know, right? [00:16:11] Speaker B: Yep, you're right. But some of our listeners probably don't know Comic View. [00:16:15] Speaker C: I miss Comic View. [00:16:16] Speaker A: So Comic View on bet, coming at you info next week. Get your laugh on. Hey, get your la. Oh, my bad. [00:16:25] Speaker C: Oh, damn, that was great. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Look at the brains on bread. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Mr. Ronaldo. Ray, Ms. Laura. First you gotta get you some time. [00:16:35] Speaker C: Okay. Now remember comment few on BET. It's the 10th anniversary. They had a 10 with me, dance with me. [00:16:44] Speaker A: Then when they had the dancers come out and have the dancers come out with said entertainer. [00:16:47] Speaker B: Yeah, they had like, they went like, you know, big, big, big. [00:16:52] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:16:53] Speaker B: Vegas looking. [00:16:54] Speaker A: They have Miss Laura. [00:16:55] Speaker C: Remember that? [00:16:55] Speaker A: Yeah, no rain. I think that was when Ricky Smiley was on. [00:16:59] Speaker B: He's. Oh, he killed it. He was, he killed it as a host on there. [00:17:04] Speaker A: First you gotta get you a little timing, then you need to add a little seasoning, baby. That was, I mean, I guess, but that was, she wasn't cooking back then. [00:17:11] Speaker B: She wasn't, she wasn't. [00:17:13] Speaker A: Yeah, but yeah, yep. [00:17:15] Speaker B: So D.C. curry. [00:17:16] Speaker A: That's, that's okay. [00:17:17] Speaker C: Okay. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Yeah. And you say your number three was Chris Rock Reasons. You got any other. [00:17:22] Speaker C: Oh no, it was, it was this one and I was young too, but it was just so funny to me and my little sister. He, and this is when he was, he was much younger before he got his teeth done. Yes. [00:17:37] Speaker A: Okay. [00:17:38] Speaker C: He was, he was like, you know, and that's when he, you know this when his, his delivery was real calm and just real plain. He wasn't even trying to be funny type stuff. [00:17:49] Speaker A: That's right. [00:17:50] Speaker C: He was, he was saying, he was like, you know, people use, people use prostitutes, you know, for sex. Right. I'm not doing that if I pay a prostitute. And she says, what do you want, paint my house? And he was like, I'm Gonna. I'm gonna use her for I need done. I laughed so hard because he was like. He was like, yeah. Everybody be like, yeah, I want this. I want. That sucked. He said, paint my house. [00:18:21] Speaker A: That reminds. [00:18:22] Speaker C: Do some chores. That's what I'm paying a prostitute for. [00:18:26] Speaker A: There's no new jokes under the sun. Y'all know who K Dub is? [00:18:31] Speaker C: Sounds familiar. [00:18:32] Speaker A: Have y'all. Have y'all seen the clip of young DRO getting into it with somebody on the Breakfast Club? [00:18:37] Speaker B: He's like, Atlanta. [00:18:39] Speaker A: So K Dub is comedian from Atlanta. He'd be with T.I. and all of that. You see. Probably seen a video. So it was a video. He was doing like little skits and stuff. He's been a comedian for a while and he was like acting like he fixed cars. And the woman was like, I do anything to so and so and so if you can help me out or whatever. And he was just like, anything. So you think it gonna be sex. And then the next thing, you see the woman up on the car. He was like, when you get finished with that, I'm gonna need this new changes. You know what I'm saying? That joke reminded me of that K Dub, though. But yeah, I mean, the Chris Rock thing you just said. [00:19:11] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, K Dub is funny. [00:19:13] Speaker A: Yeah, That's a funny joke though. [00:19:14] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:19:16] Speaker C: Paint my house. [00:19:18] Speaker A: You said when he was younger, though. [00:19:19] Speaker C: Yeah, he was younger. [00:19:22] Speaker A: Shout out to Chris Rock. So. No, no, that was your number three. [00:19:25] Speaker B: That's your number three. [00:19:27] Speaker C: It's your number three now. [00:19:28] Speaker A: I had to think of one. And based on what you said too, he my number three. Just because I've seen him in person a couple times. Bruce. Bruce. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:38] Speaker A: And it was one time. And he good. He like tell good jokes. He been in a couple movies too, but then he'll. He'll like work the crowd and stuff. And so he was. He was at the Comedy House one time and it was a guy that had on way after the time period had passed. You know, them big shirts that have like them anime style shirts, the button up shirts, they had like a dragon and on it, a dude had one of them shirts on. He was like, huh, I like that shirt you got on their boy, whatever. You know, saying how Bruce was talking, she was like, I like that shirt, but it looks good on you. And man, just the way he was roasting my man by the shirt. And you know what I'm saying? But that's funny. But I like Bruce. Bruce, though. [00:20:13] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:20:13] Speaker A: I put him on number three. [00:20:14] Speaker B: I like I like. I like when comedians, you know, roast the crowd. Yeah, it was one. Chris Tucker was here comedy at the, you know, the Comedy House. And this white lady went to the bathroom and he was. She was there with a black guy. Oh, my gosh. He. [00:20:35] Speaker A: He caught a Coming. Coming back. [00:20:37] Speaker B: Let her have it, son. Oh, my gosh. I felt bad for. But the crowd was laughing so hard, like it was probably about 15 minutes of his. His jokes. [00:20:48] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:20:48] Speaker B: Of him just ripping into it. [00:20:50] Speaker A: Chris Tucker is not a good stand up. [00:20:52] Speaker B: He was funny this night. [00:20:53] Speaker A: Was the funny being him roasting Our Lady. Was that because he had a Netflix special a couple years ago. That was horrible. [00:21:02] Speaker B: I like the Michael Jackson on that. [00:21:03] Speaker A: That's it. [00:21:04] Speaker B: That was funny. [00:21:05] Speaker A: But that was Christmas. Christmas. [00:21:09] Speaker B: He said, yeah, I'm gonna call you Christmas. [00:21:11] Speaker A: That was. That was on that stand up. [00:21:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:14] Speaker A: Okay, okay. [00:21:14] Speaker B: He do that everywhere now, after that standard. He do that everywhere. [00:21:20] Speaker A: But go ahead. Oh, where I'm at your number three. [00:21:23] Speaker B: My number three. All right. My number three. Gotta be. I'm gonna go with a New York comedian. You might not know me, Tom Capone. No, his name is Capone, though. [00:21:34] Speaker A: Oh, his name is Capone. Yeah, it's just Capone, not Tom. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. Capone. I knew he was gonna say that. Yeah, well, him. [00:21:40] Speaker B: Paper Soldier. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Paper soldiers. [00:21:41] Speaker B: Yeah. Yep. [00:21:42] Speaker A: Funny. He was on Comic View too. [00:21:44] Speaker B: He was. He was. He might have been a host at one time. [00:21:46] Speaker A: He passed, ain't it? [00:21:48] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. He still tours. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Oh, okay. One of them New York guys passed away. [00:21:52] Speaker B: Rasheed. [00:21:53] Speaker C: Is he talking about the one. Hey, Bobby. [00:21:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:56] Speaker C: You know, nothing. [00:21:57] Speaker B: That's Rashid. [00:21:58] Speaker A: He passed away. Okay, okay. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diddy Comedy Jam. He was known for that. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz he had a little kind of husky voice or whatever. [00:22:07] Speaker B: Yeah, Poppy. He was robbing him. He was like, I don't. I not give you nothing. [00:22:11] Speaker C: I don't see nothing. [00:22:12] Speaker B: Yeah, but. [00:22:13] Speaker A: But Capone, I'm trying to think. Well, he. [00:22:15] Speaker B: He was considered a gangster. Rap. I mean, gangsta comedy. That's where you go. By now, I think he does like a New York tour. Him and Spanish guy and like three other people. [00:22:25] Speaker A: What's. What's the furthest they would come? Like the furthest away they will come to you. You would go see him? How far? If you came to Charlotte, would you go see Charlotte? [00:22:37] Speaker B: I would. [00:22:38] Speaker A: Atlanta. [00:22:39] Speaker B: Atlanta. I kind of would. I. I probably last year or the year before, me and him talked about filming. No. Filming. [00:22:47] Speaker A: Filming his special. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Special. Yeah. [00:22:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:22:50] Speaker B: For YouTube. [00:22:51] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. You need mics. [00:22:53] Speaker B: Oh, shoot. You got some. Hey. [00:22:59] Speaker A: So Capone is your number three? [00:23:01] Speaker B: Yeah, number three. And the reason I put them in there was because I didn't want the typical. Okay. [00:23:06] Speaker A: You know, it's your favorite. Is your favorite. Don't try the typical out because your reason could be different from my reason. [00:23:12] Speaker B: Yeah, but I don't. I don't want to clash. Everybody's gonna. Everybody's number one. Mike better be the man. [00:23:21] Speaker A: I don't know you a little. [00:23:22] Speaker C: I'mma hide mine. [00:23:23] Speaker A: No, I can't read that far. [00:23:25] Speaker B: It got to be the man. [00:23:26] Speaker A: But I know. [00:23:27] Speaker C: We'll see. We'll see. [00:23:28] Speaker B: We'll come back. [00:23:29] Speaker A: It's A Few Men. [00:23:30] Speaker C: It actually is. [00:23:31] Speaker A: It's A Few Men. [00:23:32] Speaker B: It's the one, though. [00:23:33] Speaker A: It's A Few Men. [00:23:34] Speaker B: It's the one. But, you know, the age group for his standups were a little, you know. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Oh, I know. You thinking the one who sucked dick. Go ahead. [00:23:43] Speaker C: Number two. My number two. Kevin Hart. [00:23:47] Speaker A: Really? [00:23:48] Speaker C: Yes. Kevin Hart, stand up. Not the. Not the most current ones. [00:23:54] Speaker A: That's apropos. [00:23:55] Speaker C: When he. When he first came out, I was. [00:23:57] Speaker A: Gonna add him to my. [00:23:58] Speaker C: His first. His first few. Stand up. It was very funny to me. [00:24:03] Speaker A: What was the one where he was like drop fire on them? [00:24:05] Speaker B: That was not the last one. [00:24:07] Speaker C: No, that was the one. [00:24:10] Speaker B: Yeah, Three ago. Yeah. Yeah, you like that? [00:24:13] Speaker A: Didn't you go see that one to the movies? [00:24:16] Speaker B: Okay. [00:24:16] Speaker A: No, I didn't go. [00:24:18] Speaker C: My mother told me to tell you. [00:24:21] Speaker A: This one was the one before that. That was the one before. [00:24:24] Speaker C: I know. I'm just saying that to mind your business. Little stupid. You're dumb. Teaching two plus two not knowing what the it is. [00:24:34] Speaker A: No titty having ass. [00:24:36] Speaker C: Long back. Long back. No titty having that bit. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Oh, he said, she ain't got no nipple, bro. I'm telling you, when people say that. [00:24:48] Speaker C: All right, all right, all right. [00:24:51] Speaker A: When people say that Kevin Hart was never funny. I'd be like, y'all, you tripped. [00:24:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:57] Speaker B: He was funny at one time. [00:24:59] Speaker C: Those first stand ups was hilarious. [00:25:01] Speaker A: He's still funny now in them movies. [00:25:03] Speaker C: And them movies. He cracks me up. I love Kevin Hart. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:07] Speaker C: I do not hate on. I don't know how people. I don't know why people just hate on Kevin the same funny as hell. [00:25:12] Speaker A: In the last episode. The same reason why people hate on Taylor Swift and. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Winning. That's it. [00:25:22] Speaker B: You know what? Kevin Hart, he came. I saw him. I saw him in person. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Oh, yeah? You want to see Him. [00:25:30] Speaker B: I saw him in person. It was before that first big arena one. [00:25:34] Speaker A: That's the set fire on them. [00:25:36] Speaker B: No, the first one. What was the first one? [00:25:38] Speaker A: I don't know the name. Little grown man. [00:25:41] Speaker C: Are you talking about when he was in Madison Square Garden. [00:25:43] Speaker B: The first one. The first big one. Not drop fire on drop fire was like his third one. [00:25:47] Speaker C: That was so it got to be grown little man or something like that. [00:25:50] Speaker A: He did Madison Square Garden that soon? [00:25:52] Speaker C: No, he did. That was like his third one. [00:25:54] Speaker A: What? [00:25:55] Speaker C: Madison Square Garden. [00:25:56] Speaker A: What? Which one? [00:25:59] Speaker B: But when I seen him in person, I saw him and I was like, I hope he don't do, you know, same jokes from something from this, from that totally different set. And he was in the front of like, you know, a room and he killed it. Like he was funny. Funny. And that was the, that was the funniest I seen. That was funnier than the stand up. [00:26:20] Speaker C: Seriously funny. Probably that was the first time laugh at my pain. Oh, the first one was I'm a grown little man. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Grown little man. [00:26:27] Speaker B: Then yeah, that was that time. [00:26:28] Speaker A: But that was big. Like Madison Square Garden growing up. No, I thought set fire them was the, was the Madison Square Garden was the big one now. [00:26:37] Speaker B: The, the big. When I say big, I mean everybody went and watched it. Be like. [00:26:42] Speaker A: No, I mean, but I'm saying big. [00:26:43] Speaker B: All right, all right. Or right was his big one. [00:26:46] Speaker A: That's. That was Madison Square Garden, like Arena Tour 1. [00:26:49] Speaker C: Yeah, it had to be trying to see. [00:26:51] Speaker B: He went from like almost, almost regular, regular, you know, stand ups to arenas. [00:26:57] Speaker A: But now it, but it was a time when he was doing like township auditorium type places. [00:27:03] Speaker B: Yeah, no, but I'm talking about like the televised ones. Like the Netflix shit. The big, the first big Netflix was that serious one. [00:27:12] Speaker A: Netflix. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Was it Netflix? [00:27:14] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't think Netflix was doing comedy specials back then. [00:27:18] Speaker B: What? It was the movies. [00:27:20] Speaker A: I had to be hbo. Okay. A Showtime or something like that. Yeah, but, but so like even the specials, like people film, they don't be in like real big arenas. That's what I'm trying to say. [00:27:33] Speaker B: Like they'd be regular. [00:27:34] Speaker C: Let me explain. Oh, let me explain. Was Madison Square Garden and what year was that? 2013. [00:27:41] Speaker A: Yeah, so that's the, that's the say fire to them. [00:27:45] Speaker C: Yeah, that's that one. [00:27:46] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's. That's one where he. [00:27:48] Speaker B: That's the arena one. [00:27:49] Speaker A: That's over the top one. That's. That's that one. That's the, that's the one. That's the bum Bum one. No, that's not bum. [00:27:57] Speaker C: That's not Bum Bum. [00:27:58] Speaker B: Which one was Bum Bum before that? [00:27:59] Speaker C: Laugh at my pain was Bum Bum Laughing my pain, Laughing my pain or seriously funny? One of those two were Bum bums. [00:28:07] Speaker A: But you bum, I'm gonna tell you. Bum Bum came out when I was working at a. A certain place. [00:28:15] Speaker C: It had to be 2010 or like. [00:28:16] Speaker A: Nah, this was 13. [00:28:18] Speaker C: No, but bum Bum came out then. [00:28:19] Speaker A: The place I was working, I had to have a CDL and I didn't get my CDL to 2013. And that. [00:28:25] Speaker B: That. [00:28:25] Speaker A: That's the one that was in the movie. [00:28:27] Speaker C: Yeah, but it was Bum Bum was one of those. It wasn't like. [00:28:34] Speaker A: It wasn't. Let me explain. [00:28:35] Speaker C: It couldn't have been the reason. Oh, no, it was. [00:28:38] Speaker A: I'm telling you. [00:28:39] Speaker C: I know what I'm talking. [00:28:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:42] Speaker C: I just looked at the picture. [00:28:43] Speaker A: It was. [00:28:44] Speaker B: But you know what the reason I say the big ones is Because. [00:28:49] Speaker A: Help me. That was on that too, if you think about it. [00:28:52] Speaker B: He used to have, like comic. Not comic view specials, but like Comedy Central specials and stuff like that. He got like real low end standups also. That's why I said the big one. [00:29:04] Speaker A: Well, yeah, because he sucked. [00:29:07] Speaker B: Really? And when he first came out, it was trash. [00:29:11] Speaker C: And what was funny. [00:29:15] Speaker B: No, I'm talking about. [00:29:16] Speaker C: Oh, you're talking about before? [00:29:18] Speaker B: Yeah. Was it Def Comedy Gym? No, Comedy Central. [00:29:21] Speaker A: He was on. He was him. So he used to be with, like, Keith Robinson, Patrice O'Neal, all of them used to. It was like a click of them that always used to do stuff together back in the day. But I don't. [00:29:34] Speaker B: Yeah, he wasn't standing out then. He wasn't as good. [00:29:37] Speaker A: I mean, he was the youngest one, though. [00:29:40] Speaker B: Ah, I ain't going by young now. [00:29:42] Speaker A: I'm saying he was the youngest one as far as, like, youngest being in the game. That's why he was hanging with them. They was like mentoring him. And I don't care what age he was, man. It matters. [00:29:50] Speaker B: No, it don't. [00:29:51] Speaker A: If you. If you been only. If you only been doing it for six months and these people been doing it for five years, they gonna be better than you. [00:29:57] Speaker B: Aries Spears. I ain't saying who was better out of the bunch. I'm just saying he sucked. [00:30:01] Speaker A: No, I'm saying they. All I'm saying is they mentored him back then. That's you know what I'm saying? Like, and then he got better sometimes. [00:30:07] Speaker C: Why you said Aries Spears? [00:30:08] Speaker B: Because he started when he was like 1716. [00:30:11] Speaker A: I'm not saying I didn't say A's or. I was talking time doing standard. [00:30:15] Speaker C: Yeah, you only get better as you keep. You know, I got you. Practice makes perfect. [00:30:20] Speaker B: I hear you. Where we at? My. My number three. [00:30:22] Speaker A: No, my number two. No, your number two. [00:30:24] Speaker C: His number two. [00:30:25] Speaker A: My number two is Cat Williams. [00:30:27] Speaker C: I knew somebody was gonna say Cat. [00:30:29] Speaker A: Cat was at. When he came to Columbia one time and he was like, he was like, y'all got two malls. One is Colombia and one is Colombiana. Whatever you do, don't get caught at night at Columbia. Like he was the same. But he was saying about the city. Yeah, but that was funny. But then he went. He did. So he did that same. Like that. That was on a comedy tour that he was doing a special on. And then that same tour he put it up, but he, he filmed it in Jacksonville and he did the same thing in Jacksonville where like he was like, you know, the south side, this, that and the third. But don't get caught on the north side. Yeah, yeah, don't get caught. You know what I'm saying? He kind of like would do his homework about the area he was in. But that one was funny. Like, I laughed the hardest at Cat Williams cuz his jokes just be like, a lot of times just be jokes and it'll be like thought provoking type and I. I be crying laughing at Cat. He. Even though he. I think he kind of a little bit crazy. He real good at comedian. [00:31:34] Speaker B: Ain't nothing wrong with that. [00:31:35] Speaker A: Yeah, but he always do that. [00:31:37] Speaker B: Whatever you do, what's called does that also does his like research on the area mic apps. [00:31:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:31:47] Speaker B: He'll talk about the mall and stuff like that. [00:31:49] Speaker A: I saw him in person one time too. [00:31:51] Speaker B: He was funny. I saw him in person too. [00:31:53] Speaker A: He kind of disappointed me. [00:31:54] Speaker B: You think so? [00:31:55] Speaker A: Because the same thing, he did the same bit. He did this show he did in person. He had it on a Netflix special. [00:32:04] Speaker B: Yeah, that's one thing. Yeah, that's when I went and see Kevin Hart. I was hoping he had, you know, new material. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:32:10] Speaker A: So. But like, I feel like once they, like, I didn't mind the Cat Williams stuff. Cause I saw him before they put out the special, but with Mike Epps, I saw the special and he came in person and then he had the same jokes. I'm like, nah, you should have had some new jokes by then. [00:32:26] Speaker B: Yeah, he do recycle jokes. He do. And that might be why he didn't make my list. Cause he's almost like a. He's like a regular friend around the block, you know, try to make you laugh. [00:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah. That's the kind of jokes he tell. And that's probably why he recycled. I don't think he work on. [00:32:43] Speaker B: You think so? [00:32:43] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't think he work on his stand up. He just kind of go. He freestyle it. [00:32:46] Speaker B: He's a good one. He's a. He's up there with some of the. Some of the best. [00:32:50] Speaker A: But I put him in the top 10. I can name 10 I want. I might not put him in the top 15. [00:32:56] Speaker B: I put him in top 10. I think I will. [00:32:59] Speaker A: Of all time. His generation. [00:33:02] Speaker B: Let's go with top 10 black comedians. Urban. I'm sorry. [00:33:09] Speaker A: I put him in top 10 over Eddie Murphy. [00:33:11] Speaker B: I didn't say over anybody. [00:33:13] Speaker C: Now, never ever. [00:33:14] Speaker B: He might be number 10. He might be number 10 on the list, but he, he, he can make top. [00:33:21] Speaker A: Let's revisit that after we get number one. [00:33:23] Speaker B: My number one is. [00:33:25] Speaker A: We'll say number one at the same time and see if everybody. [00:33:27] Speaker C: I was thinking that. [00:33:28] Speaker A: Yeah. What's your number? So you want your number two? [00:33:30] Speaker B: I'm on my number two. Bill Cosby. [00:33:33] Speaker A: Okay. Oh, man. [00:33:34] Speaker B: Bill Cosby. His. His stand ups are still like staples. If you go and watch his stand ups now, Bill Cosby himself still funny. [00:33:43] Speaker C: I wasn't alive. [00:33:44] Speaker B: Jeffrey, sit down. Jeffrey, get down. [00:33:47] Speaker A: No, before my time. [00:33:48] Speaker B: See, that's why I didn't want to. [00:33:50] Speaker A: I'm surprised you ain't had red fox and red flags. [00:33:52] Speaker B: Honorable mention. [00:33:55] Speaker A: Listen, George Carlin on your list? [00:33:57] Speaker B: No, I don't like him. [00:33:58] Speaker A: You don't like George Carter? [00:33:59] Speaker B: No. [00:34:00] Speaker A: Why? Too thought provoking for you? [00:34:01] Speaker B: Nah, just. Why I gotta be thoughtful? [00:34:04] Speaker A: It is he talk about politics and. [00:34:06] Speaker B: So you're trying to say I don't think about nothing. [00:34:08] Speaker A: You don't. [00:34:08] Speaker B: Okay. [00:34:09] Speaker C: Oh, Lord. [00:34:10] Speaker B: I got one for you. [00:34:12] Speaker A: Yeah. What are you trying to say? Don't fight. He got me in the corner, but. [00:34:21] Speaker B: Yeah, Bill Cosby, I'm telling you. [00:34:23] Speaker A: Yeah. I can't say whether or not I know he is. [00:34:26] Speaker C: I can't speak. [00:34:26] Speaker A: Legendary. [00:34:27] Speaker B: So if you got series XM radio or something like that, they got the laugh. [00:34:35] Speaker C: I love that channel. [00:34:36] Speaker B: They go through everybody. Everybody have like a little. You might hear a little clip of Kevin Hart. You might hear the joke. Red Fox, they used to do that. [00:34:45] Speaker A: On the, on the radio. They'll play like. Like a clip of a joke or. [00:34:50] Speaker B: Whatever it was of the week, of the day. [00:34:55] Speaker A: It might be of the day. [00:34:56] Speaker B: Of the day. It's just like that. And that's how the. [00:34:59] Speaker A: But it'd just be a whole, Just the whole time. Just one joke. [00:35:03] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. And if you listen to it, XM radio, I mean, you sit there and listen to some of them stand ups or something, you'll hear Red Fox and you'll be like, oh, okay, so that was funny. [00:35:15] Speaker A: I'm watching your pockets. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Why you say that? [00:35:17] Speaker A: Because you got all of these subscriptions and you got regular cable. Red Fox. I like Red Fox. I heard this. She was, you know, Red Fox. He got, you know. [00:35:29] Speaker B: I mean, I wish I knew a Red Fox, because Me too. He was blue, as they would say. [00:35:32] Speaker C: I don't know. Red Fox. Stand up. I, I just. Him and Della. Della Reese. Yes, those two in Harlem nights. [00:35:41] Speaker B: Red Fox was clever, though. [00:35:42] Speaker C: You can't kiss nothing you blind. Kiss. Shut the up. [00:35:46] Speaker A: Shut the up. [00:35:48] Speaker B: Well, swallow it then. [00:35:49] Speaker A: Shut the fuck up. So that was your number two? [00:35:54] Speaker B: Number two. [00:35:54] Speaker A: On the count of three. [00:35:56] Speaker C: All righty. [00:35:56] Speaker A: Everybody say no. [00:35:58] Speaker B: Y'all sure y'all want to do this? I know y'all didn't say who I. Who happened? [00:36:02] Speaker A: Well, you think it was different? [00:36:03] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:36:04] Speaker A: What's your number one? [00:36:05] Speaker C: You want me to just say it? [00:36:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:06] Speaker C: Dave Chappelle. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Okay, I knew it. [00:36:08] Speaker A: That was my number one, too. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Not me. [00:36:11] Speaker A: Okay, well, let's talk about Dave Chappelle. [00:36:13] Speaker C: Dave Chappelle is funny. [00:36:14] Speaker A: Yeah, he funny period. [00:36:16] Speaker B: He's funny. But man, come on. [00:36:18] Speaker C: Here we go. [00:36:19] Speaker A: I know why you don't like him. [00:36:20] Speaker B: I mean, chill out. [00:36:22] Speaker A: Why don't you like, chill out. Why don't you like him? [00:36:24] Speaker C: You don't like Dave? You don't like him? [00:36:26] Speaker B: No, I didn't say I don't like him. [00:36:27] Speaker C: Oh, cause you like to laugh. [00:36:28] Speaker B: But the new Dave, the cigarette smoking Dave's. Come on, chill. [00:36:33] Speaker A: Why the chill? [00:36:34] Speaker B: Don't kick. Knowledge of my shit. [00:36:35] Speaker A: You gotta think. [00:36:36] Speaker B: I don't want to. Exactly. You say no knowledge. Just go ahead and be funny. Talk about trannies. Talk about. [00:36:43] Speaker A: Wrong word. [00:36:44] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [00:36:46] Speaker A: Bring it back. [00:36:47] Speaker C: No, that's the word that Dave's used, though. [00:36:49] Speaker A: We don't use that on my show, Transmission. [00:36:51] Speaker C: Oh, that's what you mean. [00:36:52] Speaker B: Talk about the transmission. [00:36:53] Speaker A: That's disrespectful. How I have trans listeners. Please stop. [00:36:57] Speaker B: I mean, talk about, talk about them. [00:37:01] Speaker C: The trans community. [00:37:02] Speaker B: I'm just saying them. How is that good? Yes. [00:37:05] Speaker A: Don't disrespect our 7Trans listeners. [00:37:08] Speaker B: Shout out to trans listeners. But see, I'm not into that. That. Dave. [00:37:14] Speaker A: DSGB don't do that. [00:37:17] Speaker B: That's what we doing. [00:37:20] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah. Digital block. No, digital. [00:37:24] Speaker B: What was digital? Super cuts. [00:37:28] Speaker A: What? [00:37:29] Speaker B: The barbershop super cuts was across the street. [00:37:33] Speaker C: Yeah, and barber shop, too. [00:37:35] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:37:36] Speaker C: You don't remember? [00:37:37] Speaker A: It was. There was a competition. I only seen barbershop once. [00:37:40] Speaker C: They had a basketball hoop, then they. [00:37:43] Speaker A: Have a fish tank in there. [00:37:45] Speaker C: And then he was talking. I can't remember the white guy name in the. In the movie. But he was. He was. He. He was like, listen to us. How silent it is. And he turned it off. He was like, oh. [00:37:57] Speaker A: When they had broken to see what. Yeah. [00:37:59] Speaker C: And then the cop came out. He was like, what are y'all doing? Breaking the interim. He was like, nah, I heard it's nice in there. And then Ice Cube looked at him like. And they. Oh, man, they got a basketball court in here. [00:38:11] Speaker A: They got a fish tank. [00:38:12] Speaker C: And his. His partner ran in. I said, they ain't. [00:38:16] Speaker A: Wasn't that in the movie with Anthony Anderson trying to steal the. [00:38:19] Speaker B: That was the first one. [00:38:20] Speaker A: That was the first barbershop. [00:38:21] Speaker C: That was the first one. [00:38:22] Speaker A: Oh, the other one was the second one with the super cuts. [00:38:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Who was. What's his name? [00:38:28] Speaker B: Which one? [00:38:29] Speaker C: Cal? [00:38:30] Speaker B: Is it Cal Derail Davis? [00:38:32] Speaker C: No. [00:38:32] Speaker A: D. Ray Davies? [00:38:34] Speaker B: Realm? [00:38:34] Speaker A: Kale Mitchell? [00:38:35] Speaker B: No. [00:38:35] Speaker A: Keenan. [00:38:36] Speaker C: Is it? Keenan's. Right. Yeah, Keenan. Keenan was in that one. He was a terrible barber. [00:38:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I like Chappelle, though. But go ahead, Chappelle, man. When he told that joke, he was like. He was like, I'm gonna tell y'all the punchline of the joke, and I'll guarantee you it gonna be funny. [00:38:55] Speaker B: So he basically did the joke backwards kinda. [00:38:57] Speaker A: He was like, I kicked in the pussy. [00:38:58] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:38:59] Speaker A: And they was like, okay. No, he was like, tell me something. Did he get. Did he get that from the audience? Yeah, he got it from the audience. Somebody just yelled out. I kicked in the. He's like, all right, I'm gonna come back to that, or whatever. And he told his whole long ass story. I want to say the story was about stovetop stuffing or something. [00:39:17] Speaker C: He said, I kept her in the. [00:39:19] Speaker A: And everybody started laughing when he did that. I was like, yo, that's crazy. [00:39:23] Speaker B: But that makes him. [00:39:25] Speaker A: Because we have our favorites. [00:39:28] Speaker B: I understand. I'm not saying your favorites aren't good. I'm just, you know, saying you just. [00:39:32] Speaker A: Don'T like to think about. [00:39:33] Speaker C: Nah, I'm not saying you just want to laugh. [00:39:35] Speaker A: Have you seen his. [00:39:36] Speaker B: I like Killing Me Softly David. [00:39:38] Speaker A: I like all David's. [00:39:39] Speaker C: I like all day. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Not Dave, but David. [00:39:42] Speaker C: Here we go. [00:39:43] Speaker A: It's amazing that he's the same person that was in like the Dave now like you said, half bait. Not even half bait. Was in another professor. [00:39:53] Speaker B: Oh, Reggie. [00:39:56] Speaker A: Reggie. [00:39:56] Speaker B: Yeah, Reggie. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Every time I turn around, it's his birthday. Woo woo. It's the full moon tonight. [00:40:05] Speaker A: Now who is sucking whose titties? [00:40:09] Speaker C: And then Eddie Murphy. Reggie, take that thing off your head. I'm tired of. [00:40:15] Speaker B: I know shit locks when I see it. [00:40:17] Speaker C: He was like, oh, but now it's time for Reggie to karate size your ass. [00:40:22] Speaker A: Oh yeah, he was sagging. [00:40:25] Speaker B: He killed it on. On all those movies where he was like the, you know, the almost go to comedian of the show. [00:40:32] Speaker A: Oh, like on Half Baked. [00:40:33] Speaker B: Well, no, what was the other one? [00:40:35] Speaker C: Martin Lawrence. He was like, I'm gonna rip your tongue out and lick my balls with it. He was like, show him. Show them the thing you do. He was like, nah. He said I'm a Grip your lips off. Kiss my ass with it. [00:40:51] Speaker A: I've only seen that once street. [00:40:54] Speaker B: Yeah, you can do it again, man. Go ahead. [00:40:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:58] Speaker B: Oh my God. [00:40:59] Speaker C: I watched that a couple of times. [00:41:00] Speaker A: I'd rather watch the Kingdom again. [00:41:02] Speaker B: All right, Corey, what's your favorite? Dave Chappelle. Stand up. Is it the new ones or the old ones? [00:41:09] Speaker C: I would just say I. I'm more. More newer. When he was talking about the Alphabet community. [00:41:15] Speaker A: That was a good one. That was a good one. Who's the people in the car? Yeah, they do treat the. The. [00:41:22] Speaker C: Because he was. He was like, you know, it's the gays and the lesbians in the front. Then you got the. And he said, you got the buys in the back. And then in the train and the trans. [00:41:31] Speaker A: And they hate the train. They all hate the train. [00:41:33] Speaker C: He was saying the trans came and knocked on the window. He was just like. He was like, we still trying to figure out. And he was like, the gays come in like make this head. [00:41:46] Speaker A: Yeah, he was smart. [00:41:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he's clever on it. [00:41:49] Speaker C: He's very clever. [00:41:49] Speaker B: He's almost like a smart. I'm trying to think of another. What's the. What's the guy? Paul Mooney. Yeah, Clever also. He was. [00:41:58] Speaker A: Damn, I forgot about Paul. [00:41:59] Speaker C: Yeah, he's. He's my brother's favorite. [00:42:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:04] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:05] Speaker B: So why. Why was he your number one? [00:42:08] Speaker A: Be all of those reasons. Like, it's the smart, the silly, the. The make you think like he did. He was on. I forgot about it. But he was On Saturday Night Live week. Last week. A week before last. [00:42:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm mad I missed it. I saw all the clips after. [00:42:25] Speaker A: Yeah. And I saw his opening monologue. That was so good. Yeah, that was so good. I saw him. Matter of fact, he came to Columbia, and I saw him in Columbia a few years ago. This was like, 2016, 17, and he was at a township. [00:42:39] Speaker B: So he. He's your number one of all time. [00:42:41] Speaker A: Of all time. [00:42:42] Speaker B: Okay. [00:42:42] Speaker A: Of all time. [00:42:43] Speaker B: All right, well, my number one of all times. [00:42:47] Speaker C: Who's your number one? [00:42:51] Speaker B: No. Why? Where do you get this from? [00:42:54] Speaker A: Richard Pryor? [00:42:55] Speaker B: Definitely not. [00:42:56] Speaker A: Oh, Who? [00:42:58] Speaker B: Eddie Murphy. [00:42:59] Speaker C: Oh, I knew you would say Eddie V. Goat. [00:43:03] Speaker B: Your goat would say, he's the goat. [00:43:07] Speaker A: Yo. No, he says Richard Pryor. [00:43:09] Speaker B: He does? [00:43:10] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:43:10] Speaker A: Autumn Boys say Richard Pry. Don't try to put me together. [00:43:14] Speaker B: You know who's. You know, they. Richard Pride. You know, Eddie Murphy got it from Richard Pryor. [00:43:20] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:43:21] Speaker C: That was his mentor. [00:43:22] Speaker B: That's my number one, though. [00:43:24] Speaker C: That's a good one. I was. I was. When Raw and all of that stuff came out, I was. [00:43:28] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I said. [00:43:29] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:29] Speaker B: Some of y'all might be. [00:43:30] Speaker A: And plus, technically, you too young, too. [00:43:33] Speaker B: I went so delirious. I went so raw in the movies. My parents brought me to the movies. [00:43:38] Speaker A: That came out 83. Oh, it came out 88. Oh, okay. Okay. I thought it came out like 83. [00:43:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:43] Speaker A: So he was like, 17 then. So now you. So you was what, like, 11 to 12? [00:43:49] Speaker B: I was 10. [00:43:50] Speaker A: He was 10. Oh, okay, okay, okay. [00:43:51] Speaker B: But that wasn't. [00:43:52] Speaker A: Oh, you wanted three. Okay. [00:43:53] Speaker B: That wasn't the. They should have brought me to, though. [00:43:55] Speaker C: See, now, Eddie, was that the one. [00:43:56] Speaker A: Where he was talking about F words? What he had on pink or red? I mean, purple or red? Yeah, purple. [00:44:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:02] Speaker A: I think the red one he was talking about. Cause the red one was the first. [00:44:05] Speaker B: One when they pulled up on him, he said one was on top of the roof instead of a siren. [00:44:11] Speaker A: That was on which one? [00:44:12] Speaker B: That was the first one. [00:44:13] Speaker A: That was the first one. Okay. [00:44:14] Speaker B: That was Delirious. [00:44:15] Speaker A: That might have came out in 83 or 4 or something like that. [00:44:17] Speaker B: Delirious had a lot of writers like Paul Mooney and Keenan Ivory Waynes. I think Damon might have wrote on that, too. [00:44:27] Speaker A: I don't knock that. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy is now. [00:44:30] Speaker C: He's my favorite comedic actor. Black comedic actor. Yes. [00:44:33] Speaker A: Who's your favorite white comedic actor? [00:44:35] Speaker C: Jim Carrey. We talked about this before, y'all. [00:44:37] Speaker A: We did, yes. [00:44:39] Speaker C: When I first started Here. [00:44:40] Speaker B: I forgot what we were talking about when I first. [00:44:43] Speaker A: I don't remember what you said when you first started. Of course you did it today. [00:44:46] Speaker C: Of course. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Concussions. [00:44:49] Speaker C: Always blame it on your concussions that you never went to the doctor for. [00:44:54] Speaker A: Why should I? I know what it is. You wait till the CTE kick in and I start throwing tables. [00:44:59] Speaker C: Okay. [00:45:01] Speaker B: Yep. But that's it. That's my number one. [00:45:03] Speaker A: That's fair. Y'all got any honorable mentions? [00:45:05] Speaker C: Of course. [00:45:05] Speaker B: Of course. [00:45:06] Speaker C: Of course. [00:45:07] Speaker A: We got 10 minutes. [00:45:08] Speaker C: You have any? [00:45:09] Speaker A: I got a lot. I got one. Howie Bell. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Okay, I'm gonna go down my. [00:45:13] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. That's my number. [00:45:15] Speaker A: Howie Bell got one joke that might be the funniest. One of the funniest jokes ever when he was talking about the mean granny. Yeah, Mean granny saying stuff twice. Hey, you ain't gonna be running in and out. You ain't gonna be running in and out. [00:45:28] Speaker B: Hey, he said that Granny is real. I did an interview with him. [00:45:32] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, she real. That's my mama. [00:45:34] Speaker B: He said. He said she was real. [00:45:36] Speaker A: Like, sit down. Go in there and go to bed. Go in there and go to bed. That's everybody. Granny. [00:45:42] Speaker B: You ain't gonna be running in and out. [00:45:44] Speaker A: You ain't gonna be running in and out. [00:45:46] Speaker B: Howie Bell. [00:45:46] Speaker A: Yeah, Granny. [00:45:48] Speaker B: Get out. [00:45:49] Speaker A: I told you not to have onions on my burger. [00:45:51] Speaker B: She wiped it off with a dish rag. [00:45:53] Speaker A: No, I know. He said, I'm. I'm allergic to mustard. I'm allergic to mustard. He said, my granny was in there washing dishes. Granny rinsed the rag out and gave him. Sit down and eat it. [00:46:08] Speaker C: You see, he was like, drink your juice. Drink your juice and go to bed. You go to bed. [00:46:16] Speaker A: Shout out to Howie Bell. [00:46:18] Speaker B: Shout out to Howie Bell. [00:46:19] Speaker A: Another one of mine is. He's popping. He, like, real popping. Now a comedian. He got big off of something that they made it into a cartoon. Alisa Deke and Alisa Deke. [00:46:31] Speaker B: Yeah. He didn't make your list? [00:46:32] Speaker A: Not my top five of all time, I guess. So he got the. The Mexicans got on boots. Oh, God. You don't know that joke? [00:46:41] Speaker B: Nah, I really don't. Listen to him. [00:46:43] Speaker A: I'm not gonna tell you the joke. I'm gonna pull it up on YouTube. The Mexicans got on boots. [00:46:47] Speaker B: All right. [00:46:48] Speaker A: Oh, my God. The progression of that joke, that story, it is hilarious. Him, says your entertainer. I used to like old Cedric because old Said used to be on Comic View, you know, Comic View. You had to be clean. [00:47:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:01] Speaker A: So he was like, one of the clean comedians that never cursed on comedy View. But I thought he was always funny. Sinbad. [00:47:08] Speaker B: Oh, Sinbad. [00:47:10] Speaker A: He had Funny as hell. [00:47:11] Speaker B: And no curse. [00:47:12] Speaker A: No cursing. [00:47:13] Speaker B: Just like Bill. [00:47:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:14] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. Oh, man. Yeah. I could have put him above Sinbad. [00:47:19] Speaker A: Really could probably be top 10 of all time. [00:47:24] Speaker B: He could. He could be. I could have put him before Bill Bellamy. [00:47:27] Speaker A: You definitely could. [00:47:29] Speaker C: Yeah, you should have. [00:47:31] Speaker A: He had a joke about, like, going on the Nutri neutral whatever, like the weight loss system or whatever. Yeah, he's like, if you want a snack, you can get a neutral chip. What am I gonna do? You know what I'm saying? He always act like he out of breath and he just had a stroke. Not too long. [00:47:46] Speaker B: I was gonna say. How's he doing, though? [00:47:47] Speaker A: I know he had a stroke and he. You know what I'm saying? But, you know. But anyway, y. What's your. Some of your honorable mentions? [00:47:53] Speaker B: Monique. [00:47:54] Speaker C: Monique was funny back in her queens and comedy era. Okay, Some more. [00:48:01] Speaker B: Definitely some more. [00:48:02] Speaker A: Some more was funny. [00:48:03] Speaker B: She's my. [00:48:04] Speaker A: She's kind of nasty, though. [00:48:05] Speaker B: She's my number one. [00:48:06] Speaker C: Lunel is nasty. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Luna. Wow. [00:48:11] Speaker C: Wild as hell. [00:48:12] Speaker A: But the main joke I remember from Some More was she was. I think she was on comic View. She was like. She had got a new vibrator and she was like, she it up using it the first time because she chipped the tooth. [00:48:26] Speaker C: Damn. [00:48:26] Speaker B: She's my number one female comedian woman. [00:48:30] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:31] Speaker C: Yeah. Samora. Crashing. I got another one. Leslie Jones. [00:48:35] Speaker A: Leslie Jones. She used to be on. She did a joke on comedy View. I didn't like her. [00:48:41] Speaker B: Oh, that's the dark skin. Yeah. From Ghostbusters. [00:48:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:45] Speaker A: I think she funnier in movies. [00:48:48] Speaker C: She's funnier than movies and stand up because. But I liked it. It was one. It was a joke that she was talking about when Beyonce. Well, not Beyonce, but Destiny's Child. And they were that miss it independent women. And she was like, yeah, y'all all keep singing that song. Cause y'all gonna be independent in your independent ass apartments. Lonely and cold as hell. Stupid. [00:49:14] Speaker A: That's all you have for honorable mentions. [00:49:16] Speaker C: Oh, Oh, I like Akash. Akash Singh. He's an Indian. [00:49:21] Speaker A: Oh, I don't. Akash. [00:49:23] Speaker C: Okay. Oh, does he? [00:49:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:27] Speaker C: Well, I think he's. Yeah, he's funny. [00:49:29] Speaker A: Oh, since you said Akash. Aiz. [00:49:31] Speaker C: A Aziz is funny. [00:49:33] Speaker A: South Carolina's own Aiz and South. [00:49:36] Speaker B: Oh, he's from South Carolina. [00:49:38] Speaker A: Venezuel. [00:49:39] Speaker B: Oh, for real? Oh, okay. [00:49:42] Speaker A: Aziz. I like his show. He had a show called Master of none on Netflix. That show is so funny, cuz you know how Aziz act kind of like just a weird act and I don't know, just something about how he acted that just tripped me out, man. I let. Like, if I was just having a conversation with dude, I'd just be laughing at, like, the way he be talking and. But yeah, Aziz funny. How about you? You got some honorable mentions? [00:50:06] Speaker B: Ray Lepowski. I don't know if you know him, but for the listeners, go to YouTube real quick. Type in Ray Lepowski. Who else I got on that? You know Martin Lawrence. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Oh, God, no. [00:50:20] Speaker C: That comedy jam. Martin Lawrence was funny as hell. [00:50:23] Speaker B: Martin Lawrences his stand up. You so crazy. [00:50:26] Speaker A: I did not like Run tell that. [00:50:28] Speaker C: He's so crazy. Dope rain. [00:50:31] Speaker A: What's the one where he was talking about the. [00:50:34] Speaker B: The. [00:50:34] Speaker A: Yeah, that. [00:50:36] Speaker B: Run tell that. [00:50:37] Speaker A: That was not funny to me. No, no, not to me. I'm sorry if that's you. You know, it's your honorable mention. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [00:50:44] Speaker C: I just love telling people. Oh, you're. [00:50:46] Speaker B: Yeah, you're a suck. [00:50:48] Speaker C: Both of y'all. [00:50:48] Speaker B: Y'all suck Akash. [00:50:50] Speaker C: Both of y'all. [00:50:51] Speaker B: That's what we're here for, Akash. We supporting each other. [00:50:54] Speaker C: Unbelievable. [00:50:55] Speaker B: I think that's it. That's what I mean. I could go here, go through them for days. [00:50:59] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a lot of comedians. I like to laugh, though, some people. One person that I used to like back in the day that a lot of people don't like is Lisa Lapinelli. Cause she always tell the heavyset white girl, she tell those jokes about blacks. And you know what I'm saying, that shit be. It be racist, but the shit be funny to me, man. [00:51:20] Speaker B: Ooh. [00:51:20] Speaker A: You know who. Good. [00:51:21] Speaker C: Now that we talk, man, they roasted her. Talking about her and black dicks. [00:51:24] Speaker A: Oh, Jeff Ross. [00:51:26] Speaker B: Jeff Ross. [00:51:27] Speaker A: He always do the roast. [00:51:28] Speaker B: The roasting guy. Yep. [00:51:30] Speaker A: He is hilarious. [00:51:32] Speaker B: He's one of the best roasters. [00:51:33] Speaker A: He's the best. One of the best rosters. [00:51:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:51:36] Speaker A: They did the Tom Brady roast that. Oh. Watching the Martha Stewart documentary. And whoever wrote her roasting jokes, she was. Oh, my God. [00:51:48] Speaker B: He might have been the one. [00:51:49] Speaker A: Might have been the one, right? Yeah. Email us, DJ Blazer, gmail.com, let us know your favorite comedians. I don't know. Feel like we did this one before, but email us anyway, because mine probably changed. Yeah. Corey, let everybody know where they can find you on social media. [00:52:05] Speaker C: They can find me on some social media sites. Corey. Sin Just search my name. [00:52:09] Speaker A: Where can they find you on red? Where can they find you on red? Note Corey Sin okay, just checking. [00:52:15] Speaker C: Xiao Hong Shu. [00:52:23] Speaker B: Find me on the last episode. [00:52:24] Speaker A: You always do that. [00:52:26] Speaker B: You never know. [00:52:27] Speaker A: Preacher underscore BP. You can find the show on Instagram @DJ Blaze show. Thank y'all for listening. Hope you enjoyed. It's your boy. Be easy. [00:52:36] Speaker C: It's your girl, Corey. [00:52:37] Speaker A: It's your boy, Al and we out. [00:52:40] Speaker B: Let those who have ears listen whoever you at J Blade shall.