The List: Ways to Get Off Of The Phone

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Let's get it started in here. [00:00:07] Speaker B: Concept, music, news, entertainment and gated discussions. The DJ Blaze Radio show starts now. [00:00:38] Speaker C: Welcome back. It's Wednesday and I go by the name of Be Easy. [00:00:42] Speaker A: It's your girl, Corey. [00:00:44] Speaker C: It's your boy, L. And this is the DJ Blaze Radio show podcast. Clap it up. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Happy Wednesday. [00:00:51] Speaker C: Happy Wednesday. [00:00:52] Speaker A: Yeah, There we go. [00:00:54] Speaker C: There we go. How you guys doing today? [00:00:57] Speaker B: Pretty good. Pretty good. [00:00:59] Speaker C: Okay. Got you. Okay. Check. All right. How are you, ma'am? [00:01:02] Speaker A: Cool. And I got a little headache. [00:01:03] Speaker C: You got a little headache? [00:01:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:01:04] Speaker C: You need a what? [00:01:05] Speaker A: You need a leave. That's all I can take. [00:01:07] Speaker C: I don't got that. You know what that means? [00:01:09] Speaker A: Yeah. Ibuprofen. [00:01:11] Speaker C: I don't think so. [00:01:12] Speaker A: I'd be a prophyn. [00:01:13] Speaker C: I don't know what I got. I got some in that draw. This is like lewds. Remember how the lewds was so old until they had a delayed release? Man, I had some old in there. Shout out to my homeboy Renzo too. Renzo hit me up the other day. I was like, man, that episode. What was the. What was our last list? We did superhero. [00:01:35] Speaker B: Superhero. Yeah. [00:01:36] Speaker C: Yeah. He was like, that was funny. So shout out to Renzo. That's funny. [00:01:39] Speaker B: You think it was funny? I. I don't like the episode. [00:01:43] Speaker C: It was cool. [00:01:44] Speaker A: Okay. [00:01:44] Speaker C: It was a good episode. It was some stuff in there I did laugh at, but I don't know, like. And what made me think of this too, when he said it, like, some stuff that I might think is hilariously funny. Other people might think it's mid, but then stuff I think is mid, they might think it's like real funny. So to get that call from him, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to the homie. I've been knowing him since I was a freshman in high school many, many years ago. That's the homie, though. [00:02:06] Speaker B: I think the funniest thing you said that episode was the. You do the doctor Strange shit. [00:02:10] Speaker C: That's what he said. That's what he said when he said, do the portal and I grab you, smack you in the head and grab you right when you get in Rihanna room. That's the part he said. That's what he said too. Yeah. So today, what we talking about today as you drink your dunkin. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Ah, today is Top 5 Ways to Hang up or in the conversation. [00:02:32] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Because I got my ways. Some ways of foolproof. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Are you a phone person? Do you. Do you sit on the phone and talk to people? [00:02:40] Speaker C: It depends on the people. It's a couple people I can talk on the phone with for a good amount of time. [00:02:44] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:02:45] Speaker C: Because we gonna have some stuff to say, but if we ain't really talking, I want to hear my podcast, Especially my work. I gotta hear my podcast now. I got. This is when I'm listening to podcasts. That's research. I'm researching. You know what I mean? [00:02:58] Speaker B: So, yeah, you got that truck driver. [00:03:02] Speaker C: No, I ain't. No, I ain't no corn ass. I use these by Dre. [00:03:07] Speaker B: Them walk around the mall. They walk around the restaurants everywhere. [00:03:12] Speaker C: Them sound good, though. It sounds good. Like, huh. [00:03:15] Speaker A: What does it look like? [00:03:16] Speaker C: It look like this, but just with a mouthpiece. You like a head coach for the damn Denver Broncos. [00:03:22] Speaker B: Head coach of McDonald's. The old McDonald's. [00:03:26] Speaker C: Bobby Brown. One time I used to work at Foot Action, and we used to have the shit, too, because I don't know why we had headsets at Foot Action, but we did have headsets with the mic and this dude from. From the hood or whatever named Vale. Everybody know Valleyville Vil came in there. He's like, bobby Brown. Bobby Brown. I was like, what? He's like, nigga, you look like Bobby Brown with that shit on your face. So. Yeah, that's how they look. They look like. [00:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah, that's one of the funniest episodes from the Boondocks, too. [00:03:52] Speaker C: Which one? [00:03:53] Speaker B: With the Bluetooth. [00:03:55] Speaker C: Oh, and the guy. I'm not. Oh, yeah. And they ran into the lady house and she shot him. Yeah, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking. I'm on the phone. Yeah, that was when the Bluetooth. It used to be the little earpiece, and they'd be like a little arrow looking. [00:04:08] Speaker B: I got titties in one hand and titties another, and I'm on the phone. [00:04:13] Speaker C: I gotta watch that again. You ever watched the book? You ever watched the Boondock? [00:04:16] Speaker A: I did. [00:04:16] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. Your responses, don't be like, you watch this stuff sometimes. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Not even. [00:04:22] Speaker C: You don't find it that funny. [00:04:24] Speaker A: Like, I. I watched it with my brothers, so they be. They would be. I'd be like, I'm the only girl sitting there. So it's like, a little offensive now. [00:04:35] Speaker C: Funniest clip on the Boondocks to y'all. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Gosh. [00:04:39] Speaker C: Most memorable. [00:04:40] Speaker B: Oh, you got one smoking with cigarettes. [00:04:43] Speaker C: That's your funny. [00:04:44] Speaker B: All right. [00:04:44] Speaker C: What about you? Why you think I do mine? When they were selling cookies and they made it look like world finest. [00:04:52] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what it was. [00:04:53] Speaker C: I think it was called World's finest. Yeah, they were selling chocolate. [00:04:56] Speaker B: Yep. [00:04:56] Speaker A: I think it's just when Riley and them would just be cursing each other out. [00:05:00] Speaker C: Yeah, but how he cussed out world's finest. [00:05:02] Speaker B: When he cussed that guy. [00:05:03] Speaker C: The guy, the British guy. Fuck them bells with the socks on it. Fuck the queen. [00:05:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Like I don't have a memorable moment, but Riley's. His mouth was wicked. [00:05:12] Speaker B: It was three minutes long. [00:05:13] Speaker C: Yeah, that shit was long as fuck. [00:05:15] Speaker A: Wait, wasn't there an episode when their grandfather had a. [00:05:19] Speaker C: Had a young girlfriend? [00:05:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. [00:05:23] Speaker C: Chardonnay. Like the champagne. Are you a prostitute? Yeah, that was my part right there. It was one episode, though. And then we'll. [00:05:33] Speaker B: Wait, don't even say. Because you know what? We got to make this. We gotta put that as a top five list. [00:05:37] Speaker C: I'm not watching the boom. [00:05:38] Speaker A: Shout out to Regina King. [00:05:41] Speaker C: Yeah, shout out to her. We can. We can. All right, we can do something with the boom. See, this is gonna force me. [00:05:46] Speaker A: I'm gonna catch up. Yeah, I'm have to watch some of the show again. [00:05:49] Speaker B: All right, let's say this. If we get one email that we need to do that show, then. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Email us djblayshow.gmail.com. [00:05:56] Speaker B: All we need is one. If we. [00:05:58] Speaker C: All we need is one, we'll do the boondocks. Yeah, yeah. But today we're not here for that. Who want to go first by getting off the phone? I'll go first. [00:06:07] Speaker A: Oh, you got a strong. [00:06:08] Speaker C: I feel like mine strong. I feel like some of these are gonna. [00:06:18] Speaker A: No, I feel like intertwined. [00:06:20] Speaker C: I feel like all of them. [00:06:21] Speaker A: I feel like mine is probably the weakest because I have so many excuses. Being a woman like men, y'all have to be more creative. [00:06:28] Speaker B: Excuses or lies? [00:06:29] Speaker A: I have 10 lies. Excuses. It don't matter. [00:06:32] Speaker C: I got 10. [00:06:33] Speaker B: So you lie to people to get up to? [00:06:35] Speaker A: Yes. [00:06:36] Speaker B: Oh, yo, sick. [00:06:37] Speaker A: Yes, I do. [00:06:38] Speaker B: That's terrible. [00:06:39] Speaker A: No, some people talk so much. It's some people that I be on the phone with and they talk so much to where they don't even give you a time. Like, they don't give you a second to get a word in. [00:06:50] Speaker B: But why lie? [00:06:51] Speaker A: I be like, yo, I got. [00:06:52] Speaker C: Why not? [00:06:53] Speaker B: Don't be a liar. [00:06:54] Speaker A: I gotta go. My fridge is running. [00:06:56] Speaker B: So that's why you lie. [00:06:57] Speaker A: Just. [00:06:57] Speaker C: Who say I lie? I don't lie. [00:07:00] Speaker A: Or if it's a dude that started and I'd be like, no, I started off then. [00:07:06] Speaker B: All right, go ahead. [00:07:07] Speaker C: So I'm a call this one. [00:07:08] Speaker A: So start off strong. [00:07:09] Speaker C: I'm a start. I'm a call this one. I got a homeboy, Daniel Dottie. And whenever he want to get it. Get. Whenever you want to get off the phone. He tries to use empathy, like he's being sympathetic and empathetic to you. What you got going on? He letting you go? He said, I ain't want to talk your head off. That's Daniel Doughty, all of that. Hey, all right, B. Ain't gonna talk your head off though, playboy. [00:07:33] Speaker B: I know you busy. [00:07:34] Speaker C: I know you business. I ain't gonna talk your head off. Now go ahead and do what you gotta do. I'll holla at you later, though. That's Daniel Doughty right there. [00:07:39] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:07:40] Speaker C: Daniel Doughty. Shout out to D. Doughty. [00:07:41] Speaker B: I know you busy. Yeah, that's a strong one there. [00:07:44] Speaker A: That's a real. [00:07:45] Speaker C: Now that I know you busy. I don't want to talk your head. [00:07:48] Speaker B: I don't mean to talk your head off. [00:07:49] Speaker C: I ain't gonna talk your head off. No, I'm gonna let you go. All right, so that's the Daniel Dottie with who going next. [00:07:53] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:07:54] Speaker C: That's a good one. [00:07:54] Speaker B: Let me see. Mine is. Let's see what. Let me go with. Let me see what these people want. [00:08:04] Speaker C: That's a good one. That's a good one. [00:08:05] Speaker B: Let me see what they want. [00:08:06] Speaker C: Let me see who is they? [00:08:07] Speaker A: I'll do that. [00:08:08] Speaker B: It could be. It could be a telemarketer call. [00:08:10] Speaker C: It don't matter. Who is these people? It don't matter. [00:08:12] Speaker A: Yeah, somebody actually be calling or there'd be people. [00:08:15] Speaker B: They definitely do something. No, because. [00:08:18] Speaker C: Oh, that's what you use. [00:08:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I use that. [00:08:20] Speaker C: Oh, he used that on you? [00:08:21] Speaker A: No, no, no. I'm just saying. I don't believe it is always somebody. [00:08:25] Speaker B: It's always somebody. [00:08:26] Speaker C: It can be somebody, but it could be. It could. You could. Your phone can show up and be like, man, spam, likely. And it's a way to get off the phone. [00:08:35] Speaker B: Let me see what these. [00:08:35] Speaker C: Let me see what people want, man. I bet it. Yeah, I'm gonna hit you back, though. Yeah, that's a goal. [00:08:40] Speaker A: I'm gonna hit you back. [00:08:42] Speaker B: What you got? [00:08:43] Speaker C: What you got? [00:08:43] Speaker A: I gotta feed my son. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Oh, you can't. [00:08:46] Speaker B: Oh, you can't use the kids. [00:08:47] Speaker C: Like, you can't do that on the phone. But. [00:08:49] Speaker A: No, but it'd be real. [00:08:50] Speaker C: I know it'd be real, but you can do that on the phone. Yeah, yeah. [00:08:53] Speaker A: No, no, not with my son. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Let Me feed the baby? [00:08:56] Speaker A: Yeah, he got to stand, he got to be near me and he. He's want to hand me everything he can. So by the time. So by the time the person's done talking, whatever you just said, I ain't hear it. Cuz he's handing me everything right now. I'd be like, yo, I'm sorry, I. I ain't hear you. Let me go feed him real quick. I'm going to get back to you. [00:09:13] Speaker C: And you don't get back to him. [00:09:14] Speaker A: I don't. Because the mother in me, like, see women. Same way. We don't get the same way. I don't get back to text messages. It's like, yeah, I was at the light, right? And the light turned red. So I just looked at your message and then my son threw something, so I had to go pick it up. And then the light turned green. I forgot to reply. I thought I replied in my head I did, but in real life I did. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Liar. Liar. [00:09:37] Speaker A: I'm not lying. This is all true story. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. I gotta watch. What? I gotta watch the information I get from you. You might be lying. [00:09:45] Speaker A: Unbelievable. Let me see what they talking about. [00:09:48] Speaker C: This one. [00:09:48] Speaker A: Sure. You answer the calls. Likely you do not pick up on no SP spam. Likely. [00:09:53] Speaker B: I answer all my calls. Ask anybody that call me. They usually get me. [00:09:57] Speaker C: We just sat here and saw you not answer a call when somebody called. [00:09:59] Speaker A: Thank you. [00:10:00] Speaker B: We recording. [00:10:01] Speaker C: We weren't. We're going. [00:10:02] Speaker A: No, we were not. [00:10:02] Speaker C: I told you. [00:10:03] Speaker A: No, we were not. [00:10:04] Speaker B: I already put my headphones on. [00:10:07] Speaker A: The music ain't come on. [00:10:09] Speaker C: He did put his headphones. [00:10:10] Speaker A: The music ain't come on. [00:10:11] Speaker C: So when you put your headphones on, that mean you got you ready to go. [00:10:13] Speaker B: 2:00, it's time to go. [00:10:15] Speaker C: Okay. All right, all right, all right. We'll let you fly tonight. She. This one is more personal. I. I use this one because I don't really. I hate when people walking in the store talking on the phone. I don't want to hear your conversation. I don't want you to hear my conversation. So if we on the phone. [00:10:35] Speaker B: I'm. [00:10:35] Speaker C: About to go in the store. I'm gonna hit you back. Yeah, let me go in the store real quick. I'm gonna hit you back. That's me. [00:10:39] Speaker B: That's. That's a good one. [00:10:40] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:40] Speaker B: That's the. That's the whole. Dang. It's a line. Here, let me, Let me hit you right back. You. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:10:46] Speaker B: Okay. That's. That's a strong one. That's. [00:10:48] Speaker C: What's your next one? [00:10:49] Speaker B: That's a believable one. Yeah, I got a. I got the regular. Holla at me. [00:10:54] Speaker C: Just holla at me. [00:10:55] Speaker B: Hey, hey, yo, what if I made a sentence like, yeah, man, what are you doing? Hey, you know what? Holla at me, man. [00:11:01] Speaker A: It's like, yeah, I gotta tell. Yeah. [00:11:03] Speaker C: Damn, that's mean. [00:11:05] Speaker A: And he talking about me lying. Yeah, my lying is more. [00:11:09] Speaker C: Whatever. [00:11:10] Speaker A: These people don't know I'm lying. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Now. [00:11:12] Speaker C: They also. You are lying sometimes. [00:11:14] Speaker A: Oh, my. My son. I do not lie, okay? When it comes to my son, I do not lie. [00:11:20] Speaker C: Okay? What do you lie about? Let us know. [00:11:22] Speaker A: I'm about to let y'all know. [00:11:23] Speaker C: I got a whole list inquiring listeners want to know. So what. What's your next one? [00:11:28] Speaker A: Oh, my next one. Oh, gosh, I gotta go. My mother calling me. What? Or my aunt. No, but that's actually. If they actually do call, like, my mother. You writing it down. What are you doing? [00:11:41] Speaker C: And I. [00:11:42] Speaker A: Why you over here, cuz? He like, if I ever call her. [00:11:45] Speaker C: I'll holler at you. I'll holler at you. I'll holler at you. [00:11:49] Speaker A: I'm be like, yeah, B. My mother calling me. Oh, wow. [00:11:52] Speaker B: What you got, B? [00:11:52] Speaker A: I was just talking to you about something. [00:11:54] Speaker C: That's a good one. You ain't, but. [00:11:55] Speaker A: Yeah, nobody's questioning. [00:11:57] Speaker C: No, you're not going to question parent. [00:11:58] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:11:59] Speaker C: You're not going to question parent, mama, daddy, the same as a kid. [00:12:01] Speaker B: You're not going to say it. [00:12:02] Speaker A: Nobody's questioning that. And then my mother do call me majority of the time, and I be like, oh, my mother calling me. I got to go. [00:12:08] Speaker C: Unless you hit a. [00:12:09] Speaker A: And it be like, sitting. And my mother be like. I'd be like, saved by the bell. Like, thanks, man. [00:12:13] Speaker C: The only time you want your mama to call. Let me see. Cause I got a whole list. [00:12:23] Speaker B: All right. [00:12:24] Speaker A: Yeah, I didn't rank mine this time. [00:12:26] Speaker C: Let's see. Okay, so with my job, sometimes I have to call my job to get, you know, some information or whatever. So. Hey, man, let me call my job real quick, okay? You know, just. It ain't a license. I do have to call my job. But, you know, let me call my job real quick to see what they got going on over here. [00:12:48] Speaker A: Okay? [00:12:48] Speaker B: Do you call them back? You just, like. You turn the music on. [00:12:51] Speaker C: I say a podcast. I listen to my podcast straight into the podcast. Okay, well, call them my job. [00:12:59] Speaker B: I got one everybody probably uses. [00:13:00] Speaker C: What? [00:13:01] Speaker B: What you girly get into. [00:13:03] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good one. That so. Yeah, that's another. Yeah, that's another list thing that I use. When at your house too long. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Oh, that's a. [00:13:13] Speaker C: But she. You got to start it off with but. But. What y'all boys about to get into, though, with a little stretch. Yeah. Out. Yeah, that's a good. What. What you about to get into, though? [00:13:26] Speaker A: Especially when I was a teenager, my friends never wanted to go to their house. Everybody wanted to be in my house. [00:13:30] Speaker B: Your house is lit. [00:13:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:32] Speaker C: Oh, your house was lit. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Yeah, it's still lit. I used to be like, what y'all about to do? I'm. I'm tired. Yeah, maybe like, dang, you could have just told us to go home. That's what I just said. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:43] Speaker A: Technically. Which I'm about to do. I'm tired. [00:13:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Or my mother. I'll go to my mom, and I'll be like. She'd be like, okay. And then I'll go to the front. I'll go sit with everybody. All right, y'all. Lulu got some things to do, so Who. [00:14:02] Speaker C: Corey. [00:14:03] Speaker A: It's my nickname, but Corey. Yes. My mother would be like, you know, she got some things to do. Y'all got to go. [00:14:12] Speaker B: Okay. [00:14:12] Speaker C: Raylene got some things to do. What's. So what's your. [00:14:16] Speaker A: Why is Raylene here today? [00:14:17] Speaker C: Raylene seemed freaky. Raylene. Raylene seemed like the type. She'll tell you to just put the towel down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:14:26] Speaker B: Listen to Monday's episode. If y'all really. [00:14:28] Speaker C: Raylene seemed like the type to be like, nah, I'm just spotting. [00:14:32] Speaker B: Not running the red light. [00:14:34] Speaker C: It about to go off. [00:14:35] Speaker B: It's about to go off. [00:14:36] Speaker A: Raylene don't run red lights. [00:14:38] Speaker C: Raylene ain't the one doing the run. [00:14:40] Speaker B: Why you make your face like you. Really? [00:14:41] Speaker A: Because I'm not writing her like that. Oh, thank you. [00:14:46] Speaker C: How you. Right. She's sexually liberated. [00:14:49] Speaker A: She is. [00:14:50] Speaker C: Okay. She. So she laying the towel down. What's your next one for? Getting off the phone. [00:14:55] Speaker A: Oh, let me see. Oh, I'll be like, I'm. I'm about to get my. I'm getting. I'm in my car, so I'm gonna hit you back simply. But I like to listen to music sometimes. [00:15:08] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:15:09] Speaker A: Yeah. It's not with everybody, but. [00:15:11] Speaker C: So I'd be like, you. Yo, yo, you don't have a Bluetooth device in your car. [00:15:17] Speaker A: Oh, you mean if somebody was to ask me that? Nobody would dare ask me that. [00:15:23] Speaker C: I wish the Would Say I'm about to get in my car. [00:15:26] Speaker B: You. [00:15:26] Speaker C: You ain't got your. [00:15:27] Speaker B: The cord don't go that long unless. [00:15:29] Speaker C: You'Re in Georgia or something. Where you gotta. [00:15:30] Speaker A: I mean, where I am sometimes the connection is terrible. So if I'm on FaceTime, like, yo, I'm getting in my car. WI Fi is gone. So. All right, y'all. [00:15:41] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:41] Speaker A: And then you start seeing. They start seeing the fuzzies, and they'd be like, oh, well, you see fuzzy. I mean, on their end, you know, Start seeing the wheel, and I'll be gone. [00:15:50] Speaker C: That's a good one. [00:15:51] Speaker A: I'll be gone. [00:15:52] Speaker C: That's a good one. When you don't want to talk to. [00:15:56] Speaker A: No, I found my car, my number. [00:15:58] Speaker C: My next one, all of mine comes from. And this one came yesterday. I was talking to my homeboy. We were talking about, you know, my experience at the game and all this and that. And him. Him, because he go to football games and stuff. And we were talking. I guess I got a little long winded. He was like, well, shit, B, I'm about to get out here and make some moves. Shout out my boy, Edie Mo. I'm about to make some moves. What you about to do, bro? About to make some moves. I chill. I was like, what? All right, I know what that means. [00:16:27] Speaker B: It hit you with your own line. [00:16:29] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm about to make some moves, B. Shut up. So, yeah, that's. That's the Eden Mo way. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Damn. [00:16:36] Speaker C: About to make some moves. [00:16:37] Speaker B: About to make some moves. [00:16:38] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. So shout out to Eden. What's your next one? [00:16:42] Speaker B: This one everybody could use. Everybody uses this one. [00:16:45] Speaker C: Okay. [00:16:46] Speaker B: My. My battery low. Let me hit you back. Let me call you back. Damn. [00:16:49] Speaker C: I ain't never used that one. [00:16:51] Speaker B: My battery low. [00:16:52] Speaker A: Back in the day, I did. Not today. [00:16:54] Speaker C: I haven't in a long time. [00:16:55] Speaker A: There's so many long, like, wires. [00:16:57] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:16:58] Speaker A: Everybody be like. [00:16:59] Speaker B: And most of the time, people always say, man, I got 3% left. I got 3% left. [00:17:05] Speaker A: I can tell. [00:17:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:05] Speaker A: If I'm on FaceTime with somebody, I can tell when their phone is dying. [00:17:09] Speaker C: Why? [00:17:09] Speaker B: Why? [00:17:09] Speaker A: Because if you're on FaceTime and you start seeing somebody glitching like a robot type stuff, you can like, yo, your phone on 1%. And they be like, oh, how you. How you know that? [00:17:20] Speaker C: I don't be on FaceTime enough to know. Yeah, I don't really like FaceTime. [00:17:24] Speaker B: Okay. [00:17:24] Speaker A: Might want to go charge something to look at. And then they be like, oh, all right. Well, let me hit you back Something to look at. [00:17:29] Speaker C: Oh, and that's a way to get off. [00:17:34] Speaker A: Why y'all seem like y'all keep taking my. My excuses personally. [00:17:39] Speaker C: I'm just saying yours the meanest. Mine is what people do to me. [00:17:45] Speaker A: Oh. So this is from my stepbrother. He. He used to say to girls that talk too much on the phone, he'd be like, all right, y'all, I'm tired. I'm about to go eat. And they'd be like, okay, bye. And I'd be like, did y'all not just hear? [00:18:01] Speaker C: He said, I'm tired. [00:18:02] Speaker A: I'm about to go eat. And they'd be like, okay. But that's how much they be talking. You know, they. They're not listening. [00:18:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:09] Speaker A: So he'd be like, all right, I'm tired. I'm about to go eat. [00:18:12] Speaker C: Mm. [00:18:12] Speaker B: I'm about to go eat. That. That. That could go a long way. [00:18:15] Speaker A: No, I'm tired. [00:18:16] Speaker B: I know, but I'm about to go eat, too. What you got? [00:18:19] Speaker A: You combine it. [00:18:21] Speaker C: So I got another homeboy. And this. This the last one, too. This the number one. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Number one. [00:18:26] Speaker C: All my homeboys have said he's done this to them. I got a homeboy. Gilmour, no matter what, just start talking to me. [00:18:33] Speaker B: Hey, you know, what are you doing tomorrow? [00:18:35] Speaker C: All right, Elbow. I'm about to go, boy. I'll holler at you later. [00:18:38] Speaker A: I hate when people do that. [00:18:40] Speaker C: Gilmore. Gilmore, he gonna get off that damn phone. He gonna say it fast. All right, I'm about to go out of the Bible. [00:18:47] Speaker B: You getting into that new sentence. He just cuts. [00:18:50] Speaker C: You give a. A teeny little breath. That mother gonna get off that phone. All right, boy. I holler at you, boy. [00:18:55] Speaker A: All right, like, how do you feel when he do that to you? [00:19:02] Speaker C: I'm like, this nigga, man. [00:19:04] Speaker A: Like, I feel so sad. [00:19:05] Speaker C: Like, yeah, that's the Gil. He don't. He don't be on the phone a lot. I be like, damn, that's the Gilmore way. Shout out. Shout out to Gilmore. I got. You know what I'm saying? So just to run down. I got the Daniel Dot away. I got the eaty way. I got to give him away. Them three or three, three ways to get off the phone, because them don't use that. I ain't gonna talk your head off, B. So, yeah, that's my top. [00:19:26] Speaker A: It's like, let me let you. Let me let you go. You sound busy. [00:19:29] Speaker C: Where we at? [00:19:30] Speaker B: My. My number one. [00:19:31] Speaker C: Your number one. [00:19:31] Speaker B: My number one is mine. I, I, I base off of You. You know when somebody, you know, say we had in the mid conversation saying, if they say, hold on, I say, no, no, no, you go ahead. I hit you back. [00:19:49] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:19:50] Speaker B: Once they say, hold on. Yeah, I got another call. No, no, go ahead. [00:19:54] Speaker C: Go ahead. [00:19:55] Speaker B: I'll hit you back. [00:19:56] Speaker A: Do you call back? [00:19:57] Speaker B: No, I don't. [00:19:57] Speaker A: That's a lie. [00:19:58] Speaker B: Next day. [00:19:59] Speaker A: That's a lie. Next day, that's a lie. [00:20:01] Speaker C: But if it's important to the person, though, they'll call you back. [00:20:03] Speaker B: They'll call back. [00:20:04] Speaker A: It's a lie. [00:20:04] Speaker B: Like, nah, nah, go ahead and do what you got. No, not at all. [00:20:07] Speaker A: Half a lie. I hit you back. [00:20:09] Speaker C: I do. The next day. [00:20:11] Speaker A: The next day. That's not a hitback. [00:20:13] Speaker B: It depends on that. [00:20:14] Speaker C: If it's important to you, it's not important. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Because if we was getting off the phone anyway, I was looking for the exit. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Listen to. Tell me. Is that a. That's partially a lie. [00:20:21] Speaker B: That's not. [00:20:22] Speaker C: I hope your wife hear this. [00:20:23] Speaker B: I don't hit her with the. I hit her with. [00:20:26] Speaker A: Oh, he not gonna hear with that. [00:20:27] Speaker B: I hit her with the. All right, now. [00:20:29] Speaker C: All right. [00:20:30] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a few. I'll see you in a few. [00:20:32] Speaker C: That's what I was gonna say. Like, we'll talk about it at the house. That's the one. [00:20:36] Speaker B: Yeah. Or I'm usually in the middle of something. [00:20:38] Speaker C: Oh, what about you? What's your number one? [00:20:42] Speaker A: Ah, y'all gonna be mad at this one. All right, talk. Talk to me. [00:20:47] Speaker C: Talk to you like you're on the phone. Oh, yeah. So what you got cut. Oh, that's a lie. Just a lie. That's the lie one. [00:20:57] Speaker B: Liar. Liar. [00:20:59] Speaker C: That's the lie one. [00:21:00] Speaker A: That's the lie. [00:21:01] Speaker B: Do it again. [00:21:02] Speaker A: Yeah, I was. And me. [00:21:07] Speaker B: Your phone's breaking up. [00:21:08] Speaker C: Your mouth's too moist. [00:21:09] Speaker A: Can you. [00:21:11] Speaker C: What? I can hear your mom. I can hear you. [00:21:13] Speaker B: Get it. [00:21:13] Speaker C: I can't. [00:21:14] Speaker A: No, I'm just. You're not going. Obviously, it's the mic, but they don't hear that in the phone. [00:21:19] Speaker C: I can hear it. [00:21:20] Speaker A: They don't hear it in the phone. [00:21:26] Speaker B: B. You stupid. You're just stupid, man. Talking about your mouth still boys. [00:21:30] Speaker C: I can hear it. I hear that. [00:21:32] Speaker B: I hate you. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Hey, me. [00:21:35] Speaker B: All right. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Can you hear me? [00:21:38] Speaker B: So you do the. You do that. Your phone's breaking up. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Yep. [00:21:41] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:21:43] Speaker A: Quick, fast. [00:21:43] Speaker C: Let me get in a better area. [00:21:45] Speaker A: Yeah, let me call you back when I. When I get out of this dead zone and everybody know I'm in the country now. So get away with it. [00:21:54] Speaker C: I hope you got somebody who listening, who trying to caught you. [00:21:57] Speaker B: All of this. You gotta. They like, this girl's a fibber, a fiber. [00:22:03] Speaker C: Y'all got any honorable mentions? [00:22:05] Speaker B: I ain't got nothing. [00:22:06] Speaker A: Yes, I do. [00:22:07] Speaker C: I got. I got a couple. Mine is kind of an offshoot of. I ain't gonna talk your head off. But it's a. I ain't gonna hold you up. That's one. I think we said that. Yeah. Hold you up. You got it in. I got a couple. You want me to run down all of mine? [00:22:18] Speaker A: Yeah, go ahead. [00:22:20] Speaker C: So it's kind of an offshoot. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Or. [00:22:22] Speaker C: Let me. Now, this one is. Is it really don't take nothing. Cause I live alone, so I'm not disturbing anybody when I walk in the house. Let me get in this house. [00:22:31] Speaker B: Let me get inside. [00:22:32] Speaker C: Let me walk in this house real quick. [00:22:33] Speaker B: Let me see what's going on. [00:22:34] Speaker C: Get settled in, see what's going on in here. Yeah, that's what I was just like. [00:22:38] Speaker A: You don't even live with. [00:22:39] Speaker C: No, you said one that. That I couldn't use, too, was. This is my mama calling. Now, you'll know if I'm lying if I said, let me. This my daddy calling. [00:22:48] Speaker A: Right, right. You know I'm lying. Yeah. I mean, my dad does call. [00:22:52] Speaker B: Why you gotta be like that? [00:22:53] Speaker A: But he don't like nobody. [00:22:56] Speaker C: My dad had been dead since 2017. [00:22:58] Speaker B: No, but for anybody else that, you know that want to use your lines. [00:23:04] Speaker C: This is my job calling. That's the last one. So my job do call. [00:23:07] Speaker B: So, okay. [00:23:08] Speaker C: Yeah, so that's all of my. The ways to get off the phone. Miami. More real. I mean, be more real. I ain't never used a lie to get off the phone. [00:23:15] Speaker B: I just realized us going through the show. My mother used to hit whoever on the phone with the. Let me get in and fix dinner. [00:23:23] Speaker C: I ain't cooking that. [00:23:25] Speaker B: No, they'll be cooking. But she can do that on the phone. [00:23:27] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:23:28] Speaker A: So she do it with Sister Johnson. [00:23:30] Speaker C: Johnson Johnson. [00:23:31] Speaker B: Sister Johnson. Maybe get out the phone. [00:23:35] Speaker A: No, I don't like cooking when and being on the phone. [00:23:39] Speaker C: My mama. My mama used me. She's used me because I called her. She was like, I'm glad you called. That was me and Thelma Brown on the phone. You know, Thelma like to talk. You know what I'm saying? Her aunt. One of my aunts. Yeah, I'm glad. That was TC Calling. I'm glad you on the phone. I tell her I'm on the phone with you. Shout out to Aunt TC I love Aunt Tisa, but, you know, sometimes you be used for to get out, get a person off the phone. [00:24:08] Speaker A: Yeah. I'd be happy when my son, he come running in the room loud, and they'd be like, is that. And I'm like, yeah. And then he'll just stop and then he'll be loud again. And they'd be like, oh, you should go get them. Yeah, let me go get them. [00:24:20] Speaker C: That's their way to get you off the phone. [00:24:22] Speaker B: That's the way. Nah, they're like, yo, it's loud over there. [00:24:24] Speaker A: They just know. They just know he. He's about to start. They think he about to start. And then anytime I get up, I'll be like, good job. [00:24:31] Speaker C: But see if. If you got too much background noise, I'm. Hey, go ahead, handle that. Holla at me. Yeah, holler back at me. [00:24:38] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:38] Speaker C: Yeah, that's that. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Yeah. I hate talking with you. [00:24:41] Speaker C: I hate when people when. When I know somebody, they'll call and then they start talking to people in the background. Unless that per. Like, let's say, like me and you on the phone and you here. [00:24:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:55] Speaker C: And we talking about something, and then, you know, I'm talking to. Yeah. L said this, that, and the third, or whatever. Whatever. But if I don't know l. From a can of paint. [00:25:04] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:04] Speaker C: And you in the background talking to L. Like, yeah, hell that. Yeah, handle that. Yeah. You got any more honorable mentions? [00:25:14] Speaker A: Yeah, I just say I gotta go. Let me. Let me call you back. [00:25:18] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good one. [00:25:19] Speaker A: Hit him with the. I gotta go. Let me. Let me call you right back. [00:25:21] Speaker C: Oh, you hit him with the Gilmore. [00:25:23] Speaker B: The Gilmore. [00:25:24] Speaker C: That's the Gilmore. It's Gilmore. [00:25:26] Speaker A: And it's in your tone. Like, you gotta sound like, yeah, Gilmore. [00:25:31] Speaker C: Don't be having going on. He's just cooking on the grill or something. All right, get your ass. You're gonna get your ass. Somebody play this with Gilmore one more time. All right, people, I'm holly. [00:25:47] Speaker A: Pissed off if he did that. [00:25:48] Speaker C: The first time he did it, I was like, dude, this just. I ain't even. So I had to say. And he did it more times. And I said something to somebody else I like, hey, Bo Kim, whoever did this to you, getting off the phone. And then they just bust out laughing like, bro, he be doing that all the time, bro. I like, good. I thought it was just me like that. How you do? All right, people, I'm gonna get you behind sometimes he fuck up what he was saying. [00:26:13] Speaker A: That's funny. [00:26:14] Speaker C: Yeah. Shout out to Gilmore. But that's it. That's all y'all got? [00:26:18] Speaker B: Yep, yep. [00:26:19] Speaker C: Yeah. Email us djblayshowmail.com Let us know your favorite ways to get off the phone with people. It may be a lie, may not be a lie. You might lie. You might be like, on this is my grandmama calling me. Your Grandmama dead since 2020. [00:26:33] Speaker A: Majority of people lie getting off the phone. Phone. [00:26:36] Speaker C: I don't lie. [00:26:37] Speaker B: Says a liar. [00:26:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:26:41] Speaker B: You'Re the only one that tells the fib. [00:26:43] Speaker C: Yeah, you are mine. Be real. [00:26:45] Speaker A: Whatever. You proud of that? I stand certain people, I be on the phone, they can't. If I say, hey, let me. Can. Can I go? I gotta go real quick. I'm gonna call you back. Why? Don't question why I gotta get off the phone. [00:27:00] Speaker B: They drop their man. [00:27:01] Speaker A: And it's so many of them. That's why I just. Oh, all right. I'm about to start lying to y'all now. [00:27:05] Speaker B: Drop their name. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Oh, my mom calling. Oh, this person. Oh, my son driving me crazy. [00:27:10] Speaker C: You got a name? [00:27:11] Speaker B: Drop the name. [00:27:12] Speaker A: No, I'm not saying names. [00:27:14] Speaker C: I said a name. [00:27:15] Speaker A: They all listen. [00:27:16] Speaker C: Yeah, I said a name. [00:27:17] Speaker B: Drop a name. Drop one. [00:27:19] Speaker C: Oh, they listening. [00:27:20] Speaker A: Yeah, listening. Nope. [00:27:22] Speaker C: Your sister. Your sister? [00:27:25] Speaker A: No, my sister's one of my excuses. Oh, my sister calling. I gotta go. And I have sisters, and they all love. They all my besties. [00:27:31] Speaker C: So you'll talk to them? [00:27:33] Speaker A: Sisters are calling. I got to go. [00:27:34] Speaker C: Even if your. Even if your son making noise, you're gonna stay on the phone. [00:27:37] Speaker A: Yeah, because they all. Everybody got kids, so we're all used to the noise. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Drop a name. I mean, they. They listening. [00:27:45] Speaker C: There's nothing. They're not coming out. [00:27:47] Speaker A: It is. It is. Don't do that. Don't do that. [00:27:50] Speaker B: You ain't seen nothing go up in. [00:27:51] Speaker C: The straw trying to fake sip to get us to shit. [00:27:55] Speaker B: I don't do it now. [00:27:56] Speaker C: No condensation whatsoever. [00:28:00] Speaker A: I'm not dropping no names. Wrap it up. [00:28:03] Speaker C: You wrap it up. Tell everybody. It does on social media. [00:28:06] Speaker A: Y'all can find me at. On Instagram at Corey Send. Jeez. [00:28:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you can find me on Monday's episode. [00:28:14] Speaker A: I feel like y'all picked me up the past couple of episodes. Geez. It's the. For the new year, right? [00:28:19] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:28:20] Speaker C: You got the Janet Jackson look. [00:28:22] Speaker B: Control. [00:28:23] Speaker A: I've been called Janet. [00:28:24] Speaker C: No, that. That ain't control. [00:28:26] Speaker B: That is control. [00:28:29] Speaker A: We're the nation. [00:28:29] Speaker B: Rhythm nation. Five, four. [00:28:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:28:35] Speaker C: I love James Preach. Underscore BP on Instagram. DJ Blaze show. Email us DJ Blaze show at gmail dot com. That's it, y'all. [00:28:45] Speaker B: Yep. Yeah. Be easy. [00:28:46] Speaker A: It's your girl. Correct. [00:28:47] Speaker C: It's your boy, L. And we out. [00:28:51] Speaker B: For those who have ears, listen.