The List: Weird Jobs

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It's our list episode. Thank y'all for tuning in. You noticed the episode where we list some random things and we discuss our favorites and such? Um, so we do have an email from the homie DJ High Star from the Carolina Sports Talk podcast. You can find them everywhere. You get your podcast for free. 99. Um, this was entitled lists with four exclamation points. He says, please read these from five to one. Broski, why don't you write them from five to one? Oh, he got them written from one to five. Sorry. Um, he said, feel free to or not expound or give some of your favorite IMDb credits with some of these. I made the list. Considering the list. Y'all read off already. Oh, so he didn't want to duplicate. Gotcha. [00:02:01] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:02] Speaker C: Julia Roberts. His number five was Julia Roberts. Pretty Woman, Still Magnolias, Always has been An American sweetheart. I'm trying to think of something else Julia Roberts was in. She's been a lot of stuff. [00:02:18] Speaker B: Yes, she has. [00:02:19] Speaker A: A whole lot. [00:02:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:02:20] Speaker A: Thelma Louise. [00:02:21] Speaker C: Okay. [00:02:23] Speaker B: She killed it in that. Yeah, that pretty woman made her Julia Robbins. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Oh, wait, I'm lying. No, she's not the man, Louise. [00:02:35] Speaker B: Oh, the. The skinny one. Not the. The blonde hair one. [00:02:39] Speaker C: No, skinny. [00:02:40] Speaker A: No, no, no. [00:02:41] Speaker B: The blonde hair one. [00:02:42] Speaker A: I think I'm mixing her up. [00:02:44] Speaker B: Oh, that's the Beetlejuice lady. [00:02:46] Speaker A: No, no. Oh, no, no, definitely. Oh, yeah. You talking about Gina Davis? [00:02:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:02:51] Speaker A: Yes. [00:02:51] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:02:53] Speaker A: They're Red hair. The red hair. Yeah. [00:02:57] Speaker C: His number four was Johnny Depp. [00:03:00] Speaker B: That's an honorable mention for me. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Blow. Pirates of the Caribbean, else's hands and such. Yeah. Adrian Brody. [00:03:09] Speaker B: Who? [00:03:10] Speaker C: That's his number three. Adrian Brody. [00:03:11] Speaker B: Who's that? [00:03:12] Speaker C: He played in the Penis. You ever seen Winning Time? [00:03:16] Speaker B: No. Oh, yeah, the drummer. [00:03:18] Speaker C: No, Winning Time is. Is the show about the Lakers? It's a series on. [00:03:27] Speaker B: Oh, no, I never watched it. [00:03:28] Speaker C: Yeah, he played Pat Riley, I think. [00:03:31] Speaker B: Okay. [00:03:31] Speaker C: Number two, Steve Carell. [00:03:34] Speaker A: That's a really good one Therapy show. [00:03:36] Speaker C: The office news show on Apple TV. Steve Carell. That's Michael Scott, right? 40 year old virgin. Yeah. [00:03:47] Speaker B: Oh, he's funny. [00:03:48] Speaker A: He's saying good ones like we can't fit everybody onto the list. That's the problem. [00:03:53] Speaker C: Yeah, but those are all ones we. [00:03:55] Speaker B: Didn'T name, so that's good. [00:03:56] Speaker C: Yeah. Number one, Bryan Cranston. Yeah. You know, your honor, Breaking Bad, Malcolm in the Middle. He played in that movie with Kevin Hart too. [00:04:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:05] Speaker C: What's the name of that movie? Get Hard or something like that. [00:04:08] Speaker A: Hey, no, that was Watch out now. That was Will Ferrell and Get Hard. [00:04:13] Speaker C: That was Will Ferrell. [00:04:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:15] Speaker C: What movie Bryan Cranston played? [00:04:17] Speaker A: Cranston did the. [00:04:18] Speaker C: Did he play in the movie Outside? [00:04:21] Speaker B: Oh, no, no, no, your honor. [00:04:22] Speaker C: Yeah, he said. Yana, the upside, y'all. [00:04:25] Speaker A: The upside. [00:04:27] Speaker C: Oh, that's the one with Kevin Hart. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Yes. [00:04:29] Speaker C: And he just gotta. Jail. [00:04:31] Speaker A: He was. No, wheelchair. He was in a wheelchair. [00:04:33] Speaker C: Brian Cranston was in a wheelchair. Yes, okay, I saw that. [00:04:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Will Ferrell, he did the Get Hard. The get hard. [00:04:42] Speaker C: Okay. His honorable mention, Rob Riggle. I know Rob Riggle. He playing a lot of comedies. [00:04:52] Speaker B: There's no way he came up with these just in his head, like. He had to. He had to look these up, man. [00:04:57] Speaker C: This is a college educated man. I'm sure he did. He's a movie buff. He is, yes. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Guru. [00:05:03] Speaker C: Is he a guru? [00:05:04] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:04] Speaker C: Yeah, he a guru. [00:05:05] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Michelle Pfeiffer. Yes, Michelle Pfeiffer plays in Lioness. She got a new face too. [00:05:12] Speaker B: Oh, she do got a new face. [00:05:13] Speaker C: I don't like her new face. It's different. Like it's almost cat. [00:05:16] Speaker B: And that blonde. [00:05:17] Speaker C: Hold up. His last honorable mention is Terry Crews. [00:05:23] Speaker A: I'm dead. [00:05:26] Speaker C: He said top five, slang food. Number five, food related slang. 8. 8, down, left, no crumbs. All that dumb shit. When anyone says that, I cringe, which is why it makes my list. [00:05:43] Speaker B: So his list is like mine? [00:05:44] Speaker C: Yep. [00:05:45] Speaker B: You don't like? [00:05:47] Speaker C: Well, nah, nah. Phoneme. His number four is phoneme. [00:05:53] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:53] Speaker C: On phoneme. On phoneme grades. [00:05:55] Speaker B: On phoneme grades. [00:05:56] Speaker C: See, I don't know who phoneme is or if it perhaps derived from a lazy pronunciation of folks. Them or folks. Them. [00:06:03] Speaker B: Folks and them. [00:06:04] Speaker A: Yeah, folks and them. [00:06:05] Speaker C: His number three was. And it probably came from the same place too. His number three is ops. Yeah. [00:06:12] Speaker B: All that came from Chicago. [00:06:13] Speaker C: Chicago. Yeah. He says number two, these last two are New York centric, hailing from Queens. I gotta say sun. Sun. He's son S u n, son. S o n, done, Thunk, thunnny, thun, thun. They all mean the same thing. I don't call you son. That's sun. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Sun, sun. [00:06:34] Speaker C: He said, I don't call you son cause you mine. I call you son cause you shine like one. It's a whole 5% of origin to the sun terminology. But we won't get into it. Won't. You know what I'm saying? What's today's math, son? Okay, yeah. I mean, what's the mathematics? He says my most used phrase. What do y'all think his most used phrase is? [00:06:53] Speaker A: I have no idea. [00:06:54] Speaker C: He used it on the last email. Yep, that's it. The short yurt also works. It's the new version of. Wow, that commercial just went viral again, too. [00:07:08] Speaker B: It did. [00:07:09] Speaker C: What's up? Commercial? Well, it's on. What was I. I was watching something. [00:07:15] Speaker B: Is it a new version or is it. [00:07:16] Speaker C: No, it's just the same. It's the old one. You know what I'm saying? None. Just chilling, watching the game. Then homeboy came in the room. Why is that? He said, all right, y'all, I'm out. Shout out to you, DJ High Star. Yeah. Then he sent a list suggestion. Oh, he said, what's up, fam? Great list. I did. My mama just bought up. Oh, he said, great list idea. My mama just bought up while we fishing. Okay. You go fishing with your mama. That's what's up. Suggested police TV shows. She suggested at least cop shows. TV shows of all time. Let me know. Y'all know the number one gonna be for me. [00:07:53] Speaker B: What? Cop show? [00:07:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:54] Speaker B: Don't say it just cause you. [00:07:55] Speaker C: We gonna do it. Write that down. [00:07:57] Speaker B: Yeah, write it down. [00:07:58] Speaker C: It on the list. [00:07:59] Speaker B: Was it cop shows? No. Top five cop shows. [00:08:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:02] Speaker B: All right. [00:08:03] Speaker C: He said he wanted to add a honorable mention. Ed Helms to his honorable mention. And Turtle from Entourage. Turtle from Entourage only did Turtle. He did Turtle. But he did. He played the lawyer on Power, too. [00:08:20] Speaker B: Yeah, he. Yeah. [00:08:21] Speaker C: Oh, and he played. He was Gabrielle Union's, like, boyfriend or something like that in one of them movies. [00:08:28] Speaker A: Yeah. Act like a man. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Think like. [00:08:31] Speaker A: Think like a man. Act like a lady. Act like a child. [00:08:34] Speaker C: Childish or whatever. [00:08:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:36] Speaker C: He said. Also, after reading my email back, wanted to make it clear that I did vote. All right, I'm out. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you did vote. Shout out to you. You're a very responsible adult. [00:08:47] Speaker B: You got to be responsible to vote. What's that? [00:08:51] Speaker C: What do you mean by that? I mean That's. [00:08:54] Speaker B: I didn't vote, and I'm very responsible. [00:08:56] Speaker C: You didn't do your civic duty. I did. You're not a responsible civilian. [00:09:00] Speaker B: I did. By not going there and voting and messing up the polls. [00:09:05] Speaker C: Oh, that's what you believe? Oh, he didn't catch that. The ball moved. [00:09:10] Speaker B: It didn't matter. [00:09:12] Speaker C: So, yeah. So today was our list. We're doing today, y'all. [00:09:17] Speaker B: Today's list is going to be what we doing. [00:09:20] Speaker A: It's the weird jobs, but someone has to do it. [00:09:26] Speaker C: Okay. We're just gonna go. Maybe could go a bunch of ways. What's a weird job? Who wanna start it off? [00:09:36] Speaker B: I'll start it off. [00:09:36] Speaker C: Go ahead. [00:09:37] Speaker B: All right, let's see. [00:09:39] Speaker C: I should start off. Cause mine weak. [00:09:41] Speaker B: Is that weak? [00:09:41] Speaker C: All of mine. [00:09:42] Speaker A: Go ahead. Go ahead. [00:09:44] Speaker C: So this is a job that I found and I heard about it in recent years. A professional cuddler. [00:09:51] Speaker B: I saw that. [00:09:53] Speaker C: Would you do it for free? [00:09:56] Speaker B: Nah. Watch him. Watch out now. [00:09:58] Speaker A: Right? [00:09:59] Speaker B: You can't turn down jobs when you want a job. [00:10:02] Speaker C: I can turn down a job now. All right. [00:10:05] Speaker B: It'd be your last day. You walk in there and persusive. What's the name? [00:10:09] Speaker C: Rasputia. Cuddling with me. [00:10:12] Speaker B: See, that's what I mean. You be careful what you ask for. [00:10:16] Speaker C: And Norbit either. [00:10:18] Speaker B: So you would do it. [00:10:19] Speaker C: Not. Not. Not with Rasputia. [00:10:21] Speaker B: I mean, you can. I mean, it's part of the job. [00:10:25] Speaker C: I get to pick. You get. [00:10:27] Speaker B: You get to pick. [00:10:28] Speaker C: It's like a prostitute. A prostitute don't get. Don't have to have sex with everybody. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Guess what? [00:10:32] Speaker C: She get to pick. [00:10:33] Speaker B: Sometimes them cold nights, ain't nothing coming through. You got to do it. [00:10:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:10:38] Speaker C: So that's. That's one of my professional cuddlers. [00:10:41] Speaker A: All right, go ahead. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Me. All right. My number five got to be masseuse. [00:10:49] Speaker C: That's a weird job, dude. [00:10:50] Speaker A: That's a weird job to do. [00:10:51] Speaker B: Yeah, I couldn't do it. [00:10:53] Speaker C: This is not jobs that you couldn't do. It's just. I thought it was just weird jobs, period. [00:10:56] Speaker A: It's weird to him. [00:10:58] Speaker B: I couldn't do it. [00:10:58] Speaker C: Why? Yeah, we can't. [00:11:00] Speaker A: He don't want to touch nobody. [00:11:02] Speaker B: You can't say, yes, I want this one or that one looks better. [00:11:05] Speaker A: I mean, it makes. [00:11:06] Speaker B: Nope. [00:11:07] Speaker A: So she. If it's slabby and you not rubbing down. No, man. [00:11:12] Speaker C: Obviously you can't do it. You couldn't be a doctor. [00:11:14] Speaker B: That's number one right there. [00:11:15] Speaker A: Yeah, he doesn't. [00:11:16] Speaker B: I quit. [00:11:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Last day, grand opening. Grand Closing. [00:11:21] Speaker C: I mean, that's fair. But that's kind of different, though. Cause what do you mean? Men massage men. [00:11:28] Speaker B: I'm not. [00:11:29] Speaker C: He don't want you feel sexual, you'll feel some kind of way. I know why. You scared that if you rub a man body, you might get turned on. That's what it is. You scared. Now you. You get turned on by rubbing Nathaniel, then you're gonna question your whole existence. [00:11:47] Speaker A: So Nate now. [00:11:49] Speaker C: Nate now. Big Nate now on phone now. So. Amen. You get. You get that? Then. Then I feel you. I feel you. Hey, man, I don't feel you. I don't. I don't feel you. Yeah, please don't on phone them. Hey, man, sorry. I mean, I feel you, though. [00:12:04] Speaker B: I can't do it. Can't do it. [00:12:06] Speaker C: I mean, honest the time so you could do it. I got a foot massage by a Chinese man one time. [00:12:12] Speaker B: Chinese man's a little different from Earl. [00:12:16] Speaker C: What nigga, you know, named Earl? Gonna. [00:12:19] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Chinese man that looked like his profession. Okay, Boom. That's what you do. [00:12:25] Speaker A: So look like his profession. [00:12:26] Speaker C: This is why you didn't vote. Cause you ain't gonna vote for Trump. [00:12:28] Speaker B: If a black guy came in there with a durag on. [00:12:31] Speaker C: This the most racist sounding thing ever. All black men wear do rags. [00:12:35] Speaker B: If a black man had a durag on and he walked in there, yo. [00:12:38] Speaker A: You can rub my back, bro. [00:12:39] Speaker B: And before he walked in, he threw that black and mile out on the ground and said, what you want? And what you said, yeah, just rub my. [00:12:47] Speaker C: You got it. You got a Trump flag at your house on it. [00:12:49] Speaker B: I mean, you know, I'm just. [00:12:51] Speaker C: All black people smoke black and Miles. Huh? There's no professional black people in your mind? Only in all your scenarios. All the black men are named Leroy and Drake, Tyrone and smoke black and Miles and wear durags. What's the last time you seen a wear a durag? [00:13:06] Speaker B: I just took mine off before I got here. I still got the lines on my head. [00:13:13] Speaker C: Oh, this nigga, man, you caught me off guard. So you projecting. You smoke. You got a. You don't smoke black and Miles either? Nah, you smoke Sweet and miles. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:13:24] Speaker C: What they call them, wines, cherries or something like that? [00:13:27] Speaker B: Oh, the wood tips. [00:13:29] Speaker C: Yeah, you smoke the wood tips? [00:13:30] Speaker B: I just heard of them. [00:13:32] Speaker C: That's why you projecting. [00:13:33] Speaker B: You're sick. [00:13:34] Speaker C: It's a nigger named Jamal with a durag on you. [00:13:38] Speaker A: Jamal. [00:13:39] Speaker B: Just think about that. Yeah, you just get one pull. [00:13:43] Speaker C: So you gotta take it the other way, where it'd be like an effeminate male. [00:13:47] Speaker B: I definitely. [00:13:48] Speaker C: Who would you rather? Would you rather have Jamal or a gay guy? I'm sorry, in effeminate. Could be gay, could be a not gay. Yeah. Which one would you prefer? You had to get your feet done, worked on. [00:14:00] Speaker B: Nah, I'm gonna do them myself. Dog, I can't even answer that. You trying to set me up? [00:14:04] Speaker C: I'm not setting you up. [00:14:05] Speaker B: It ain't gonna happen. [00:14:06] Speaker C: I'm not setting you up. I'm the who got his foot, you know? So I got my feet done by a man. I did. I was at work one day, Me and this. Me and me and another. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Wait. I just. I just. I just paused. I wanted that silence. What to go through to everybody just sitting there listening was like. Did he just say he did that? [00:14:26] Speaker A: Yeah. You saw how quiet it got when he said that, right? [00:14:29] Speaker C: Well, I did. I was at work one day, so we. It was me and this lady. We were working. This is when I worked, you know what I'm saying? Delivering food to restaurants and stuff. So we went to this bar. Well, we got done. We were gonna be done early. It was like 12 o'clock. So we go to the bar to deliver, and the guy went there. So we call. Whatever. He was like. We called a salesman. The salesman was like, yeah. He said, he ain't coming till three. It's 11, 12 o'clock in the afternoon. You know what I'm saying? So we was like, man, we not sitting, waiting. We was like, yeah, well, you gotta wait for him to get there. Whatever, whatever. So she was like, man, let's go to the mall. The mall was like across the street. We were in North Myrtle Beach. So we go to the mall. We walk around the mall. I was like, man, my feet hurt. I need to get my feet done anyway, you know what I'm saying? I wanna get some of that crust rubbed off of him. So I go in there. It's a dude in there. I'm like, shh, pump it. I'm about to get my feet done. [00:15:17] Speaker A: There were no women. [00:15:17] Speaker C: For real now, when a woman in there. Because it was like early in the daytime. It was. It was like on a Wednesday when the women were hot. [00:15:25] Speaker B: So, yeah, that's. [00:15:28] Speaker C: Took my sweaty socks. [00:15:29] Speaker B: But you explaining that story didn't make it any better. [00:15:32] Speaker C: So, I mean, I'm just telling you what happened. [00:15:34] Speaker B: Same. Diddy said the same thing. He walked in there. It was only a guy. [00:15:37] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh, y'all. [00:15:39] Speaker C: You stuck On Diddy. You are Trump supporter. Trump supporters love talking about Diddy. [00:15:45] Speaker B: What you got, Cory? Who's next? [00:15:46] Speaker C: What number we on? [00:15:48] Speaker A: Number five. [00:15:49] Speaker C: Oh, you still. You ain't gave yours yet. [00:15:50] Speaker A: Thank. No. [00:15:51] Speaker C: What's your job? [00:15:51] Speaker A: I've just been looking at y'all. A sperm bank worker. [00:15:55] Speaker B: Boom. Yep. That's. That's on my list, too. [00:15:58] Speaker C: To work at the sperm bank. [00:15:59] Speaker A: It's very. It's odd. I would not. Okay, I probably would. So I could judge, even though I'm not a judgmental person. [00:16:07] Speaker C: What would you judge? [00:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah. The package. [00:16:11] Speaker C: The payload. [00:16:12] Speaker A: No, I would just be wondering, like, you judging package. Yeah, I guess so. [00:16:19] Speaker B: The hose length. [00:16:20] Speaker A: I guess so. [00:16:21] Speaker C: Maxwell said. [00:16:22] Speaker A: Cause, you know, they give out. They give. They like. They give them magazines, they give them videos, and then sometimes when the man have a problem. Do you need me to come back there and help you? Yes, and then they come and help. [00:16:34] Speaker C: How do they help? [00:16:35] Speaker A: That's still a weird job. [00:16:36] Speaker C: Now. I saw a movie. [00:16:38] Speaker A: What you mean how they helped? [00:16:40] Speaker C: Do they. But I'm saying. But do they help like that, or do they help, like, tickle the prostate? [00:16:44] Speaker A: They do that too. Yeah. [00:16:45] Speaker C: Yeah. So they do help. [00:16:47] Speaker A: They help. [00:16:48] Speaker B: Yeah. Don't. Don't bury my lead. [00:16:52] Speaker C: I'll be asking for help. I'll be like, nah, just stand there and look at me with them. Give me the minds, baby. [00:16:58] Speaker B: All right, now. [00:16:59] Speaker A: I ain't mad at them. Get your get paid. Girls. [00:17:02] Speaker C: Just watch me do this. [00:17:03] Speaker A: And people. Whoever works there. [00:17:06] Speaker C: Wow, that is weird. I guess that is a weird job. [00:17:07] Speaker A: That's a little bit of a weird job. [00:17:09] Speaker B: But you say you would do it. [00:17:10] Speaker A: Collecting semen. [00:17:12] Speaker B: You say you would do it, though. [00:17:14] Speaker A: I probably would. Out of curiosity. [00:17:16] Speaker C: With scrubs on? [00:17:17] Speaker A: Heck yeah. [00:17:18] Speaker C: Gloves. [00:17:19] Speaker A: I'm never taking off my gloves. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Yeah, you know, the fat weird. [00:17:26] Speaker A: I want to know how much they get paid. [00:17:27] Speaker C: No, but see, a lot of those guys, they don't. [00:17:30] Speaker A: They don't come there. [00:17:31] Speaker C: They can't go there, though. [00:17:32] Speaker A: They can't. [00:17:32] Speaker C: Because a lot of times they. [00:17:33] Speaker A: They do background. Okay. So they do DNA run. They. They like. They do deep DNA tests. They have to make sure, like, your family doesn't have any known cancers. I mean, if it does, it's whatever they see. They want to see your education level. If you're a smart person, your physical fitness, everything. Everything. [00:17:50] Speaker C: You just can't be in there. [00:17:52] Speaker B: Jacket dropping, lows on. [00:17:53] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, I got another one. Cause, shit, I ain't gonna say it. I'm sorry. I was about. I was about to Take it to another level. [00:18:02] Speaker A: I was about to say a couple of names. I' People probably going to be mad. [00:18:05] Speaker B: So a couple of names. [00:18:07] Speaker A: No, like Will. Like, what would I say? [00:18:10] Speaker C: Will Smith. [00:18:11] Speaker A: No. Willie J. A white man named Willie J. Or a black man named Tyrone. I don't want to say Tyrone, but just uneducated people. And it just looked like. [00:18:24] Speaker C: But what if they big and strong, though? Like, if Tyrone was. [00:18:26] Speaker A: That don't mean nothing because they do a background check. [00:18:29] Speaker C: But I mean, but what if you want like a. [00:18:31] Speaker A: Like a convict can't walk in there and be like, yeah, can I give out some sperm? [00:18:35] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. True, true. [00:18:36] Speaker A: Because they gonna do a background. Oh, you've been to jail. No, you can't, because your sperm has possibility of ruining this woman's life. [00:18:47] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:48] Speaker A: Or a person's life. Because, you know. No, People, people. No. [00:18:52] Speaker C: Trump's America. It's back to one. It's only two. It's only two genders now. [00:18:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:58] Speaker C: January, when he get inaugurated. January 20th. [00:18:59] Speaker A: Very much that they getting rid of all of that. But I understand what you're saying. I understand people. [00:19:04] Speaker C: Yeah. Respect respecting the. Check it 20. Yes. January 20th, all of that. [00:19:09] Speaker A: I find that to be a really. [00:19:10] Speaker C: People like Elle should have voted. [00:19:11] Speaker A: It's a really odd job. [00:19:15] Speaker B: Man. What's your next one? Man, we have four. [00:19:19] Speaker C: Yeah, it's a line stander. [00:19:24] Speaker A: Yours do suck. [00:19:31] Speaker B: Wait, I miss it? [00:19:32] Speaker A: No, you didn't see my straight face. [00:19:35] Speaker C: I told y'all earlier that my. This be tough running. [00:19:40] Speaker A: So he said, man, mine suck. [00:19:42] Speaker C: That's why I wanted to go ahead. [00:19:43] Speaker A: That's why when he said it, I said, yours do suck. Yeah, they do. [00:19:47] Speaker B: Oh, so that's why you wanted to chop this list. [00:19:50] Speaker C: No, I'm saying I. [00:19:51] Speaker A: No, I'm teasing. I'm teasing. But there are professional lines. Yeah. [00:19:55] Speaker C: Like stand in line for, like, leases for games. [00:19:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:59] Speaker C: You know, stuff like that. [00:20:00] Speaker A: But those people actually. Do they get paid? They get paid. [00:20:04] Speaker C: Yeah, about an hour. [00:20:05] Speaker A: But they don't. They do. They go beyond the lines. Like, you know, when you're watching the award shows. [00:20:11] Speaker C: Oh, like. [00:20:12] Speaker A: Like if some. Like, if a celebrity. If two celebrities go stand up and go to the bathroom, they sit somebody there. [00:20:18] Speaker C: Those people don't get paid. I know somebody that was a seat filler. [00:20:22] Speaker A: They didn't get paid. [00:20:23] Speaker C: Nah. Because they. They were at the award show, and what they do is, like, when those people, like you say they go to the bathroom, they move them from the back, wherever they were sitting, and then they get to sit up Front. [00:20:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:20:34] Speaker C: And then when that person come back or whatever, you know, they move them back or whatever. But I don't. I don't. Yeah, she didn't say she got paid. I think it was a BET Awards. [00:20:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because you do get to like rub elbows with celebrities, but you're not supposed to talk to celebrities. I'm talking to whoever I sit next to. Hey, how you doing? You having a good night? That's great. A line standing, watching the show. [00:20:54] Speaker C: No, I'm saying I could. I'm saying it's just a weird job. I'm not saying I could or couldn't do it. [00:20:58] Speaker A: I couldn't do it. [00:20:59] Speaker C: I stand in lines now for dumb shit. [00:21:01] Speaker A: So the only lines I stand in is to get on roller coasters. [00:21:04] Speaker C: Really? [00:21:05] Speaker A: That's it? [00:21:05] Speaker C: But see, if you had a line stander, you wouldn't have to stand. You could go get your goddamn funnel cake that you love so goddamn much. [00:21:14] Speaker A: Nah, funnel cake comes after all my damn roller coasters. [00:21:17] Speaker C: Pants. [00:21:19] Speaker A: It was not. I thought it was the bubbles. See how your. See how your story changes for the. [00:21:24] Speaker B: People that don't know. [00:21:25] Speaker A: Right. [00:21:26] Speaker C: Trump's America. I can say whatever I want. [00:21:29] Speaker B: Go back to last Monday's episode where we talk about. [00:21:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:21:34] Speaker B: The so called white substance that was on. [00:21:38] Speaker C: Disappeared. Mysteriously disappeared. [00:21:39] Speaker B: On his pants. [00:21:40] Speaker A: On his pants. [00:21:41] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:21:41] Speaker C: Your number four. Three. [00:21:43] Speaker A: Four. [00:21:44] Speaker B: Four. [00:21:45] Speaker C: How did he. [00:21:46] Speaker A: Trying to skip. He's trying to get confidentially. [00:21:48] Speaker C: Oh, I went first. That is your number four. [00:21:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, my number four. All right. My number four is Crime Scene Cleaner. [00:21:54] Speaker C: Cleaner. You know what? It's a podcast I listen to and it's called. Well, the podcast is called this American Life and one episode they talked to a guy and that's what he did. He cleaned crime scenes and he talked about it be like people that died or in their house and they had decomposed and he had to go. He made like a big business out of it. [00:22:18] Speaker B: I seen a documentary on a guy that used to do that. They wolf from Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction, Yeah, he used to come and do that. [00:22:27] Speaker C: It's a movie with. What's the name of the. With Brad Pitt and somebody else. But they were. It was. It's on Apple tv, but they basically did that same thing. But it's like a newer movie. Yeah, yeah. Crime Scene Cleanup. [00:22:41] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. I couldn't do that. [00:22:42] Speaker C: I don't think I could either. I don't think I could either. Cause some of these, some of this. [00:22:46] Speaker A: No, no. People that. That commit suicide. [00:22:48] Speaker C: Yep. [00:22:49] Speaker A: The pools of blood that's just out of them. [00:22:52] Speaker C: I ain't even talking about the blood. [00:22:53] Speaker B: The little chunks of brain. [00:22:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Like, that's what I mean. [00:22:56] Speaker C: I don't care about none of that because I don't know the smell of that. [00:22:59] Speaker B: I've seen it. [00:22:59] Speaker C: But when chunks of brain, when they evacuate themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to deal with that. [00:23:05] Speaker A: That smell is really bad. Have y'all ever smelled dead people? No. Like, when they fart? [00:23:10] Speaker C: Like, when they had people far. [00:23:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:23:12] Speaker C: No, I ain't never seen. [00:23:13] Speaker A: I've smelled it. [00:23:13] Speaker C: It smelled. [00:23:14] Speaker A: I understand why they say it could clean a funeral home out. [00:23:18] Speaker C: Wow. [00:23:18] Speaker A: Like, it's really. Like, I went and saw somebody who passed. Like, I met a old friend of mine. Her grandmother died, and I got there after terrible. But after what? After she passed. [00:23:34] Speaker C: Okay. [00:23:34] Speaker A: I literally missed about a couple of minutes. Yeah. But after, like, we were all going to see her, and then they were telling us, you know, like, they just cleaned her up, but her body is still releasing the gas. Like, gas. [00:23:45] Speaker C: Oh, you got it kind of early. [00:23:47] Speaker A: And you smelt it, like, through the double doors down the hall. Like, it was intense. I'm looking at these nurses and stuff. Like, how y'all stand on this floor, that's crazy. It was insane. [00:24:02] Speaker C: You get used to the smell. [00:24:03] Speaker B: I can't do it. [00:24:04] Speaker A: I would never. You can't, and you can't. You couldn't possibly. That's why you're saying you get used to that strong. [00:24:10] Speaker B: You can't get used to a fart because every time you smell a fart, you're like, oh, get away from a man. Ain't no way. [00:24:18] Speaker C: You ever been around people that, like, live. Like, when I was growing up, it's a family. I used to go to their house, like, in the summertime every day. Their farts smell different than my farts because, you know what they ate or whatever. But eventually I knew the smell of their farts. It's like working at a stank plant. [00:24:35] Speaker A: No. [00:24:36] Speaker C: You ever worked at a stank plant? [00:24:36] Speaker A: So you got used to it or you just knew who fought it? [00:24:39] Speaker C: I could tell who fought it, and it wasn't as bad. [00:24:42] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that one. [00:24:46] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:24:47] Speaker A: But speaking of farts, okay, my. My fourth one is a professional odor smeller. [00:24:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I saw that, too. [00:24:57] Speaker C: Explain. [00:24:58] Speaker A: No, I knew that. I knew that. [00:24:59] Speaker C: You have to identify the Otis. [00:25:00] Speaker A: No. So, like, there. You know when they make deodorants and stuff and body washes and whatnot, and you Know people, like, they test them on people. Oh, so they have the people, like run around, run on treadmills, like just overwork their bodies and it's somebody to come smell your underarm smell, like in the crevices of your body to see if it's actually still working. [00:25:26] Speaker C: I like that. [00:25:27] Speaker B: You would like that. [00:25:29] Speaker A: You want somebody to smell you or you want to smell? [00:25:32] Speaker C: I want to smell them nasty pheromones get ruined. Ooh, what you been doing, girl? You been hard at the gym, huh? [00:25:43] Speaker B: You're sick. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Hey, I'm sorry. Whatever get you going, baby. Little natural pheromones ain't never hurt nobody. [00:25:50] Speaker B: Okay, so that's why. Why that's how you was able to. [00:25:52] Speaker C: Tell the people farts. [00:25:54] Speaker B: Yeah, cuz you're a seat sniffer. [00:25:55] Speaker C: I'm not a sneak sniffer. [00:25:57] Speaker A: It's like when once he started smelling, he. [00:26:00] Speaker C: You haven't eaten a sm. [00:26:01] Speaker A: Rachel. Rachel, that was you. What you ate today? [00:26:07] Speaker B: Ooh, you're sick. [00:26:09] Speaker C: You been eating a lot of greens, huh? Nah, it's just the natural scent of the people. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Oh, man. [00:26:14] Speaker C: Like a. Just a H of musk. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Now. Gosh, you walk your stank ass around the gym, girl. [00:26:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:26:22] Speaker C: You put no pot on, huh? [00:26:23] Speaker B: No powder. [00:26:24] Speaker C: No powder. Not the right right. [00:26:29] Speaker A: We back to me, number three. [00:26:32] Speaker C: Now this is in, you know, Elle. This is, you know, you do film and things of that nature. It's a weird job, but an intimacy coordinator. [00:26:42] Speaker B: Okay, Like a choreographer. Choreographer needs to lift his leg up. [00:26:46] Speaker C: Yeah. Gotta get the camera angles right for movies. That's what they do. They. That's why they say, like I be watching the movies. I'd be like, man, if Kelly Rowland got on me like that. Man, they have to shut the damn set down. No, they wouldn't. [00:27:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:01] Speaker C: Cause they playing their moves. It's like a dance. [00:27:05] Speaker A: So they say it's very awkward. [00:27:07] Speaker C: That's exactly. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Actors always say it's the most awkward scenes that they ever have to record. Cuz it's literally. Cut. Stop. Hold on. Fix that. Wait, hold on. Can you put your arm on his shoulder like that? All right, now lay turn your body. Okay, there we go. Hold it, hold it. Record. Action. [00:27:23] Speaker C: Kelly. You, You. The light's bothering you. You, You a little sweaty. [00:27:27] Speaker A: Let me smell you. [00:27:29] Speaker C: Exactly that. Texas musk. [00:27:34] Speaker A: No. [00:27:35] Speaker C: What's your number three, man? Number three? [00:27:37] Speaker B: Yeah. Porter Potty cleaner. Couldn't do it. Couldn't. [00:27:42] Speaker C: I mean, that could be. [00:27:44] Speaker B: I couldn't do it. [00:27:46] Speaker C: No, you don't have to Go in for them, though. I think it's. [00:27:48] Speaker B: They spray them down. [00:27:50] Speaker C: But ain't it a tube in the back? They hook in the tube and suck it up. [00:27:53] Speaker B: MC is out. But you got to get in there and spray like. [00:27:56] Speaker C: Oh, you do? [00:27:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:57] Speaker A: Yeah. I wouldn't. [00:27:58] Speaker B: I've seen people spray it down with chemicals and then, you know, spray it. But I couldn't do it. Just opening it, looking at it, smelling it. [00:28:06] Speaker C: Man. Going to use that motherfucker and somebody don't. Oh, some of the shits. When I. I've come to know that if somebody got a. In the Porta Potty, it was too late. [00:28:17] Speaker B: It was bad. [00:28:18] Speaker C: And it's always mushy. [00:28:20] Speaker B: Yeah, it's bad. [00:28:21] Speaker C: It's always mushy in the Porta Potty. [00:28:23] Speaker A: You go in there. Yeah, it always looked like. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Because that's the last resort. Because if that is anything more solid, you'll just hold it. But I ain't got no choice. Trust me. I know, man. [00:28:33] Speaker A: Always pudding. [00:28:34] Speaker C: Yes. Yes. It looked like the emoji. Soft duck mocha. Weirdest color of brown. Shit. I was. I was delivering. I had to deliver to this. This bread place in North Carolina. I had to go to the bathroom, y'all. It was 102 degrees outside. I. Let me tell you something. Pudding, it came. How's it been sweating? Pudding. And it came from eating them damn Nutri Grain balls. Eating all that trying to eat healthy time. I'm eating. [00:29:11] Speaker A: See, you talking about you want a. [00:29:12] Speaker C: Nutri Grain ball, eating granola. I got bathroom, man. You know what I'm saying? If it comes, you can go ahead and get it right out and flush. We won't know what come out. But. [00:29:20] Speaker B: Yeah, every time I wash my hands in those Porta Potties, you know the blue soap when you first walk in the little thing. [00:29:30] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. [00:29:31] Speaker B: Man. Hands always blue. Hands always blue. [00:29:35] Speaker A: That's interesting. [00:29:36] Speaker C: What's your number? [00:29:36] Speaker B: Three. Wait, wait, wait. Before you even step over that, you didn't get a B? [00:29:42] Speaker C: What? [00:29:43] Speaker B: There is no washing in there. [00:29:45] Speaker C: No, some of them do got a. [00:29:46] Speaker B: That's the urinal thing. What? That's the urinal they don't have. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Yeah, that's why I'm looking at him like it ain't no. It's nothing in no Porta Potty. [00:29:57] Speaker B: And that's the blue. The blue thing. [00:29:59] Speaker A: He's saying he put his hands back in the toilet to wash. Oh, I. [00:30:02] Speaker C: Always thought, you know what? [00:30:04] Speaker B: I was like, oh, so you piss in the seat? [00:30:07] Speaker C: Yeah, I piss in the seat. [00:30:08] Speaker B: Oh, no, the urinal is right there where he first. [00:30:11] Speaker C: I did not know that. [00:30:12] Speaker B: That's the piss. [00:30:12] Speaker C: You learn something new every day. I piss in that seat. [00:30:16] Speaker B: That's why we all piss all over the seat. [00:30:19] Speaker A: No, no, that's women. [00:30:21] Speaker C: How you piss over the seat? [00:30:23] Speaker B: Guys. [00:30:24] Speaker A: I mean, guys do it, but it's a lot. [00:30:26] Speaker C: It's a big. That's why I don't see why people put the toilet seat up. [00:30:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I never understood that. It's like. It's a hole. Like, it's a big target. Yeah, you got a legit target. [00:30:38] Speaker C: I don't get it. I don't get it. What's your number three? [00:30:42] Speaker A: A pet food taster. [00:30:44] Speaker C: I saw that somewhere. [00:30:46] Speaker A: Yep. If somebody gotta do it, you know, and they make it, you gotta taste. [00:30:49] Speaker C: It, make sure it's not bad. [00:30:51] Speaker A: And it's like what it's supposed to taste like. Like dog food. Cat food smell better than dog food. Like, when the cans. [00:31:00] Speaker C: Oh, when you open it. This is dry dog food. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Both y'all ever watched PJs? [00:31:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:06] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:06] Speaker A: And Miss. [00:31:07] Speaker C: What's her name? [00:31:08] Speaker B: Miss Pearl. [00:31:08] Speaker C: What was that lady name? [00:31:10] Speaker A: Wasn't it Miss Pearl? [00:31:12] Speaker B: I couldn't tell you. [00:31:13] Speaker C: Mrs. Avery. Oh, she. She had. Had a whole bunch of dog food, but she didn't have a. A dog. [00:31:21] Speaker A: She didn't have no dog. [00:31:22] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, that's a good dog food taster. I would rather eat dry dog food than wet dog food. [00:31:31] Speaker A: N. No other way. [00:31:32] Speaker B: That wet dog food be looking like chicken and gravy sometime. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Yeah. Put it with rice. Look like corned beef. Yes, I could. I could. I would be able to handle that before a drink. Dog food. [00:31:45] Speaker C: You gonna warm it up? [00:31:46] Speaker A: Sure would. Of course, if to taste it. Like, can y'all put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes, please? 30 seconds at least. [00:31:54] Speaker B: Oh, boy. Be. [00:31:55] Speaker A: What you got number two? [00:31:57] Speaker C: A professional mourner. [00:31:59] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:32:00] Speaker C: That's what I want at my job. I mean, at my funeral. [00:32:03] Speaker B: What, a whole bunch of them? [00:32:05] Speaker A: Why? [00:32:06] Speaker C: No, just somebody just to be all in the casket. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Just that one lady. [00:32:10] Speaker C: Take me with them. Lord, it gotta be a lady, though. [00:32:12] Speaker B: They gonna be like, who is she? [00:32:14] Speaker C: Yeah, she gotta be fine, too. But not. But you can't. You can't just be like. Just hire somebody and then, you know, it'd be a gay guy. [00:32:23] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:32:24] Speaker A: Yeah, he was the best. Wait, the best at what? [00:32:28] Speaker C: I'm gonna miss him so much. Oh, my God. We did so much things together. [00:32:33] Speaker A: How you knew him? [00:32:35] Speaker C: What's his name? Oh, my God. Red tea. Jesus Christ. Oh, professional mourner. But they get paid to go and mourn, so. Yeah. [00:32:52] Speaker B: That's a good one. [00:32:53] Speaker C: That's a good one. That's a good one. My number two. [00:32:55] Speaker B: Oh, so my number two. That was your number three, right? Two. Two, two. All right. My next one is a housekeeper at a sleazy hotel. [00:33:04] Speaker A: Yeah, couldn't do it. [00:33:05] Speaker C: Oh, housekeeper, yes. [00:33:07] Speaker A: Like some. The motels that rent by the hour. [00:33:09] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [00:33:10] Speaker A: They probably done seen some things. [00:33:13] Speaker C: Yeah. Because a lot of drug use and. [00:33:16] Speaker A: I'm not talking about the drug use. That's a life. That's lightweight. [00:33:19] Speaker B: Any liquid, cleaning up dried up stuff. [00:33:21] Speaker A: Powdered substance. Yeah, but the dried up stuff. [00:33:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:33:26] Speaker C: How would you know if it's dried up? You wouldn't. [00:33:28] Speaker A: Come on, man. Everybody know what it looked like? [00:33:30] Speaker B: Why these sheets so hard? [00:33:32] Speaker A: Cracked a blanket in half. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it. [00:33:38] Speaker A: And it's probably stank. [00:33:39] Speaker C: It probably stale. Yeah, yeah. That's my thing to smell. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Yeah. On the carpet. [00:33:49] Speaker A: That's nasty. [00:33:50] Speaker C: Your number. [00:33:51] Speaker A: Poor thing. [00:33:51] Speaker C: We'll be on two. [00:33:52] Speaker B: Two. Yeah. [00:33:53] Speaker A: Number two, livestock handler. Now, let me tell you what the livestock handler does. So, you know, they're responsible for the basics maintenance of, you know, the bulls and mount population. You mean like, which includes feeding, health testing, assisting with bull movements, keeping them comfortable and dry, hoof trimming, grooming, assistant with the treatments, directed by, you know, the vets and specimen collected. [00:34:25] Speaker B: Wow, that's crazy. [00:34:27] Speaker A: They have to. They have to collect the specimens of a bull. [00:34:32] Speaker C: I want to do is they're like a machine or they gotta do it themselves. [00:34:35] Speaker A: So sometimes. And this goes with horses, too. [00:34:38] Speaker C: I've seen the horse one before. [00:34:39] Speaker A: Yeah, it's a machine. [00:34:41] Speaker C: Well, no, I've seen the horse where like they let the horse, you know, have a little fun and then they let them finish off in this in the bag ass thing. [00:34:49] Speaker A: Yeah. But there's. [00:34:49] Speaker C: They got to hook it on. Right. [00:34:51] Speaker A: But they do have a fake. Like they have a wooden horse. [00:34:54] Speaker C: Yeah. And they let them. It. [00:34:56] Speaker A: Yeah, sorry. And then. Too late. [00:34:58] Speaker C: You're trying to be clean. I'm trying to clean it up a little. [00:35:00] Speaker A: And then they have. They have actual people that do it to the bulls and the horses and other animals that need to be collected. And then they have little bull machines and they just have like. But something to go over. [00:35:15] Speaker C: Female horse got to be there, though, to get them because they don't just. They ain't like a man. They got to get the pheromones and all of that to get them aroused. And then they get on that thing. [00:35:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:25] Speaker C: And they ride. [00:35:26] Speaker B: Yeah. I seen them have them. The horse next to where it's supposed. [00:35:29] Speaker C: To be, and they get there and they. You ever seen. [00:35:33] Speaker A: What's wrong with you today? [00:35:34] Speaker C: You ever seen a horse? You ever seen a. Yeah, big. [00:35:37] Speaker A: You doing a lot today. [00:35:40] Speaker C: That should be stupid, bro. That should be funny, bro. Horse, man. [00:35:49] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh, you're sick. [00:35:52] Speaker C: I ain't sick. It's natural. Number one. [00:35:56] Speaker A: You do a lot of breathing for this list. Pheromones, odor. [00:36:01] Speaker C: This is a weird one. And you don't think about this. I had a couple, but this is going to be the one. Fortune cookie writer. [00:36:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's really weird. [00:36:11] Speaker C: Somebody got to write them things. [00:36:13] Speaker B: You don't think about it. [00:36:15] Speaker A: Yeah, because it's like before AI came. [00:36:17] Speaker C: Out, somebody had to do it. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Somebody had to do it. [00:36:20] Speaker C: Somebody had to do it. [00:36:21] Speaker B: I could see somebody, like, writing it and looking up in the sky like. [00:36:24] Speaker C: Yeah, that sounds good. [00:36:26] Speaker B: Making up. [00:36:27] Speaker A: They gotta be paid, you think? Because you gotta imagine how many fortune cookies go out daily. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Ask the guy to fortune cookie place. [00:36:37] Speaker C: They have fortune cookies. [00:36:41] Speaker A: The master. [00:36:42] Speaker B: Yeah, ask the master. He knows about it. [00:36:44] Speaker A: Some don't go. [00:36:45] Speaker B: Some don't go. Yeah, you never went to some don. [00:36:49] Speaker A: Why are you looking at me like that? [00:36:51] Speaker C: Sound kind of racist. I'm looking at y'all. [00:36:52] Speaker A: No, it's a true place. It's from the last Dragon. [00:37:03] Speaker C: Sneaky raving all the man's Google guy pan. [00:37:10] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a crazy one up here. Yeah, that's a crazy one. [00:37:13] Speaker A: That's a good one. [00:37:13] Speaker C: What's your number one? [00:37:14] Speaker B: My number one is something I cannot do. It's weird. And it's a true job. They call fluffers. [00:37:21] Speaker A: Oh, that's my number one. [00:37:22] Speaker B: Well, guess what? [00:37:23] Speaker C: Well, talk about it. [00:37:24] Speaker B: I can't do it. [00:37:26] Speaker C: So what if you had to do it for a woman, though? [00:37:28] Speaker A: No, no, the fluffers do not go for women at all. [00:37:31] Speaker B: They're for the guys. [00:37:32] Speaker A: They're for the men to get the. [00:37:33] Speaker B: Guy ready for adult woman. [00:37:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that was my number one fluffers. [00:37:38] Speaker C: You couldn't be a fluffer. [00:37:40] Speaker A: No, that's too far from me. [00:37:43] Speaker B: That's. [00:37:43] Speaker C: What's the female. What's the fluffer for the woman? [00:37:46] Speaker A: There are no fluffers. Women. [00:37:48] Speaker C: She might. [00:37:48] Speaker A: Women could go to sleep. And it worked just fine. [00:37:51] Speaker C: There's a word for that. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:37:55] Speaker C: I don't think I would need a fluffer. [00:37:57] Speaker A: What's the word? No no, no. So this is not for. If you're actually in the scene, act like going off with the girl. [00:38:05] Speaker C: No. Like to get ready. [00:38:07] Speaker A: No. [00:38:07] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:38:08] Speaker A: So you know how it'll be multiple people in the scene. Like if it's like either an orgy or if it's like three dudes, one girl and like two dudes are there and then there's one behind the camera. The fluffer is for the person behind the camera. [00:38:22] Speaker C: Like I said, don't need it on the way to work. [00:38:26] Speaker A: I mean you might get bored. [00:38:28] Speaker C: Nope. On the way to work. [00:38:29] Speaker B: I know. Now. [00:38:30] Speaker A: Wait, what? [00:38:31] Speaker C: On the way to work. [00:38:31] Speaker A: What are you talking about? [00:38:33] Speaker C: He's ready. [00:38:34] Speaker B: He's ready. [00:38:35] Speaker A: Oh my gosh. [00:38:37] Speaker C: Why you. No coffee, none of that. Leave them blue pills over there. I'm ready. Who we got today? [00:38:44] Speaker A: Well, it depends. [00:38:45] Speaker C: Jasmine, who? [00:38:46] Speaker A: If she looked crazy, you might need to see. [00:38:48] Speaker C: When is the last time you saw crazy looking ones in the movies? [00:38:51] Speaker A: Are you kidding me? [00:38:53] Speaker C: There are so in the new ones. [00:38:55] Speaker A: Are you talking about the high paid, like with the back like full on produce? [00:39:01] Speaker C: Do you click? Are you on social media? Yeah. [00:39:03] Speaker B: Not the new ones. [00:39:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:05] Speaker C: Do you click the links? No, I clink all the links on all the links. [00:39:09] Speaker B: I'm savage links. [00:39:13] Speaker C: I ain't seen a bad one yet. [00:39:15] Speaker B: Yeah, they don't have no bad ones. [00:39:16] Speaker A: Yeah, they don't have. [00:39:17] Speaker C: There ain't no bad ones no more. [00:39:18] Speaker A: Yeah, you're good. [00:39:19] Speaker C: On the way to work. Who did you say? Hello? Hello. Yes sir. Yes sir, Mr. Director, sir. You want me to work with who does she want to do what? Oh, yes sir. I'll be there at 9:00. I'll be there at 8:50. [00:39:33] Speaker B: Are you ready? [00:39:34] Speaker C: Ready to go. Hold on, give me a second. Yes sir, I'm ready. Ready. We ready. Ready. Sorry. [00:39:43] Speaker A: Yeah, a fluffer is a real job. [00:39:45] Speaker C: Yeah, it's a real job that I wouldn't need. [00:39:47] Speaker B: That's my number one. [00:39:48] Speaker C: I'll be mad. Y'all got a what? Y'all just wasted $72 an hour. You could have paid me that. [00:39:55] Speaker B: Well, I guess that's both our number one. [00:39:57] Speaker A: Those are both our number one. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Shout out to the fluffers. That's a good one. [00:40:00] Speaker A: Yeah, they get paid. [00:40:01] Speaker C: I had an honorable Well, I had one that I was, you know, extra one. It was a adult toy tester. [00:40:07] Speaker B: What? [00:40:08] Speaker C: Yeah, that was one. That's a weird one. [00:40:12] Speaker B: So would you. [00:40:13] Speaker A: That should have been on your list. [00:40:15] Speaker C: No, cuz y'all was talking about I was so nasty. This that and the third. Y'all made y'all number one fluffer point a. A horse jacker. Like y'all talk about me. [00:40:25] Speaker B: Hey, the horse jacker offer was one. Was one of mine. But I asked skipped over it. [00:40:30] Speaker C: Yeah. You talking about me. I started mine off. [00:40:32] Speaker A: I'm reading my list. [00:40:33] Speaker C: I started mine off very innocent. You know, cuddler. Why I got a line stander in her. You know, here come y'all. Fluffer. [00:40:43] Speaker A: Livestock handler. [00:40:44] Speaker C: Livestock handler. Not only does they have to wrangle the horses and such, and then you. [00:40:49] Speaker A: Remember the person that the sperm bank workers. [00:40:51] Speaker C: Yes. Everything is sex. What's going on? [00:40:55] Speaker A: That's today's world. Yeah, it is what it is. [00:40:57] Speaker C: You know what? [00:40:58] Speaker B: It is not mine. Follow the porter potty crime scene. Those wasn't. [00:41:02] Speaker A: And then I had pet food taster. [00:41:05] Speaker C: What is pet food? That's what I'm gonna start calling it. Y'all want to talk about some of these? Hold on. Oh, did I read. I read his email right? [00:41:13] Speaker A: Yes, you did. [00:41:14] Speaker C: Without a suggestion. Oh, yeah. We said the police. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:41:19] Speaker A: The Negro Olympics. [00:41:20] Speaker C: The Negro the big deal. [00:41:21] Speaker B: Next Next Wednesday episode will be the Negro Olympics. [00:41:26] Speaker C: We have no. We already pretty much did that. [00:41:29] Speaker B: Yeah, you think so? [00:41:30] Speaker C: I think police shows think we touched. [00:41:31] Speaker B: On it too much, man. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Let's. We need to. We need to talk about the. The sports for the Negro Olympics. We need to dive in track because. [00:41:46] Speaker C: It won't be tracker basketball. [00:41:47] Speaker B: It won't. [00:41:48] Speaker C: It's going to be racist. Like who gonna jump the fence? [00:41:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:51] Speaker C: Defense jumper. You know, who could get out of. [00:41:53] Speaker B: The house before the cops get there. [00:41:55] Speaker A: We need to do. We need to do black names, not last names. Then jump the fence, Tyrone. And I'm out. [00:42:02] Speaker C: I'm gonna get pissed off. [00:42:04] Speaker A: I don't. I don't mind this one. [00:42:06] Speaker C: I mind it because I do not like. [00:42:08] Speaker A: Brandon, you in there? [00:42:10] Speaker C: What? [00:42:11] Speaker A: Brandon? [00:42:11] Speaker C: Brandon is a what black name? [00:42:14] Speaker B: Nah, that's white name. [00:42:15] Speaker C: Brandon is not a black man. [00:42:16] Speaker A: It's more black now. It's getting there. No, it's getting there. [00:42:19] Speaker C: There's no more. There's no. [00:42:20] Speaker A: I don't know any white Brandons. Finally. [00:42:25] Speaker B: Finally. You don't know any white brand. If you guys didn't know they are watching the game while we are recording today. So they are hyped on the game. [00:42:34] Speaker C: And shout out to Mike Williams, the newly acquired wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Number 18 just scored a touchdown. [00:42:41] Speaker B: And if you guys didn't know, I am the only professional right now just focused on the show. And it's not just because my back is to the. [00:42:52] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. [00:42:52] Speaker C: It's because you don't care if you. [00:42:55] Speaker A: Don'T want sports, y'all. [00:42:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:42:56] Speaker B: Nah, don't hit that button. [00:42:58] Speaker A: Hit it. Do it. [00:43:00] Speaker B: Don't hit that. [00:43:01] Speaker C: We talk about sports. Here come L. I'm here to tell you right now, we don't care. Let me tell you. We don't care. You don't care if you don't give a damn. L don't give a fuck. You don't care nothing about sports. [00:43:12] Speaker A: Who? [00:43:13] Speaker C: Mike Tyson? Who the fuck is that? He don't care nothing about sports. I do. But y'all want to do. Man, I don't want to do. I will get watermelon eater and shit like that. [00:43:26] Speaker B: Oh, that'd be crazy. You know what, Corey? Set it up. [00:43:30] Speaker A: I'm setting it up. I'm going to. I'm going to come up with a full on negrollympics. [00:43:36] Speaker B: Yeah, kind of. Kind of like. Yeah, get up. [00:43:40] Speaker C: Will you do like so Negro Olympics. Would you do like famous people that would win no things in the Negro Olympics? [00:43:47] Speaker A: A kid named no names. [00:43:50] Speaker C: Yeah, names. I know. I can tell you the blackest name ever right now. [00:43:55] Speaker A: Go. [00:43:55] Speaker C: The coldest ever. [00:43:58] Speaker B: Blackest name ever. [00:44:00] Speaker C: That's his name. Dakotas. [00:44:01] Speaker B: Dakota. [00:44:02] Speaker C: The coldest ever. He played. He played hot. [00:44:05] Speaker A: That's crazy. [00:44:06] Speaker C: He played football. His name was the coldest ever. And he went to college. He got an nil deal for guess what kind of company. [00:44:15] Speaker A: What? [00:44:16] Speaker B: Sneaker. [00:44:16] Speaker C: The coldest ever. Think about it. [00:44:18] Speaker A: Coat. A coat company. [00:44:21] Speaker B: Oh, those hvac. [00:44:22] Speaker C: He got an H Vac Nil deal. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Oh, I think I seen that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he changed his name to that though? [00:44:30] Speaker C: No, that was his real name. His mama named him that. [00:44:32] Speaker A: The coldest. [00:44:32] Speaker C: That was. I saw his name when he was in high school. [00:44:34] Speaker A: How do I spell it? D E, D or apostrophe? [00:44:39] Speaker C: D E. Apostrophe. [00:44:44] Speaker A: Is ever his last. Oh, okay. [00:44:46] Speaker B: Oh, you know we had to put Johnson on there. [00:44:48] Speaker A: See, that's what I'm saying. The last name. What would be. That's what they need to. That's what we need emails about. What would be the Negro Olympics. We're going. Yeah, we need the events. We're gonna give y'all a couple of weeks. [00:45:03] Speaker C: We need to call that episode to piss Brandon off. Episode. [00:45:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:06] Speaker B: What are the events? [00:45:07] Speaker A: What are the events? [00:45:09] Speaker C: Stem my gonna be very. [00:45:11] Speaker A: We're gonna come up with the names. [00:45:12] Speaker C: Open heart surgery. [00:45:15] Speaker A: No. [00:45:15] Speaker C: Yes. What? Yeah, because the. Who came up with open heart surgery was a no. We talking about what is Ben Carson. [00:45:22] Speaker A: Do you know what we talking about when we talk about. We talking about Project Hood shit. [00:45:27] Speaker C: Exactly. Because all black people from the hood and the projects. [00:45:32] Speaker A: That's what. That's what we are. [00:45:34] Speaker C: Yeah. That's what y'all are. [00:45:38] Speaker B: Who could fix a transmission in two hours? [00:45:45] Speaker C: Oh, God. It rains, it pours. [00:45:47] Speaker B: Well. [00:45:51] Speaker C: Y'All got anything else for crazy jobs? [00:45:54] Speaker B: Nah, I didn't have any more. [00:45:56] Speaker A: I mean, there's plenty. There's a professional sleeper out there somewhere. [00:45:59] Speaker C: There is. [00:46:00] Speaker B: They are. [00:46:00] Speaker C: Yeah, there is. [00:46:01] Speaker B: They are. [00:46:02] Speaker C: You gonna. [00:46:02] Speaker A: I wanna do that. [00:46:04] Speaker C: Nah, I do that. I do that too. Damn good. Niggas be hating on me. How he get a promotion already? Have you seen this? N A sleep. This nigga sleep with the best of them. If I wasn't talking right now, I'd probably be asleep. And I don't have. What's that shit called? Narcolepsy. Yeah, Yeah. I don't have that. [00:46:24] Speaker B: I be sleeping there with one eye open. [00:46:26] Speaker A: I haven't sleep watching the clock. [00:46:27] Speaker B: Am I done yet? Am I done yet? [00:46:30] Speaker A: I'll be tired and then I want to go to sleep, and then I can't sleep. [00:46:34] Speaker C: I will have two jobs. They would need to be right next to each other. I would be at the. I go to. My first shift job would be the sperm bank. I go to the sperm bank first. [00:46:51] Speaker B: Hey, all right. [00:46:52] Speaker C: Leave the sperm bank and go straight to the sleep job. [00:46:55] Speaker B: I already knew what you got to say. [00:46:56] Speaker C: Yeah, Hell, I know. They can find your social media. [00:47:00] Speaker B: You can find me on last week's episode. [00:47:04] Speaker C: Monday's episode. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Monday's episode. [00:47:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:47:07] Speaker B: Catch me at El Murphy on Facebook. That's where you find me. [00:47:12] Speaker C: Corey. [00:47:13] Speaker A: You can find me on Instagram. Coreyson. Stay food. Stay tuned for my Tick Tock. [00:47:17] Speaker C: Okay. You coming out with Tick Tock. [00:47:19] Speaker A: Coming out with Tick Tock. [00:47:20] Speaker B: It's gonna be all white people. It's gonna be like. You know how you buy the picture frame with white people in it already? That's how Tick. [00:47:26] Speaker A: I don't know what he's talking about. [00:47:28] Speaker C: Oh, when you first started gonna be a whole bunch of white people. [00:47:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:47:31] Speaker C: Yeah, we'll see. You can find me on social media at Preacher Underscore, bp. You can find the show at DJ Blaze show on Instagram. Email us DJ Blazhow gmail dot com. Let us know. Let us know what you think. Event should be in the Negro Olympics. [00:47:47] Speaker A: Yes. Because this is going to be. [00:47:50] Speaker B: It's gonna be a thing. [00:47:51] Speaker A: It's gonna be an event here. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Yeah, we're gonna do it. [00:47:53] Speaker A: We're gonna talk about it. I'm gonna have my charts ready. [00:47:57] Speaker C: We rolling? [00:47:58] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, you know. Well, go ahead. We'll talk about that later. [00:48:03] Speaker A: See, that wouldn't have been in mine. [00:48:05] Speaker C: What, you don't smoke? [00:48:06] Speaker B: Who can roll one quick? [00:48:09] Speaker A: It's. It is a talent, I will say. Especially if it's neat. [00:48:12] Speaker C: Who can fry the best chicken? [00:48:14] Speaker B: Oh, you know? Yeah, we gotta talk about that. [00:48:18] Speaker C: Yeah. Thank y'all for listening. Join us Monday. It's your boy. Be easy. [00:48:23] Speaker A: It's your girl. [00:48:23] Speaker C: Corey Sen. And Elle is still here, thank God. Yeah. [00:48:30] Speaker B: Let those who have ears listen. [00:48:33] Speaker C: This is the DJ Blaz.